World domination and leadership of the universe.
I have been thinking, and this is my plan for world domination and the battle for leadership of the Universe!
One day I will be a cabbage. And when I am a cabbage, I shall rule the world and then I shall eat my brains and dance the Macarena! I don't know why. That just sounds like a good plan. And then, I'll chase an iguana up the beach into the seeeeea! I'll then dance with him in the sea. It's fun dancing in the sea. I will then buy some pink dye to dye my cabbagey self pink, because pink is just a cool colour. The next thing I will do is buy an awesome hat to wear on my cabbagey head. Anyway, once I am wearing the awesome hat and I am dyed pink and dancing with an iguana in the sea (the Macarena, plzkthnx) I will sing Bohemian Rhapsody in a loud and unpleasant voice, while kicking my legs in the air and picking my nose! It'll be great fun. After I've done that, I will take the iguana (who is orange, btw) to the zoo and I will put him in the water with the eleven hippos. Hippos are really cool. There might be some chimpanzees (seven, to be precise) in the water, too. In my world, which I've created, and in which I am a dyed-pink cabbage who wears an awesome hat and dances in the sea with orange iguanas, chimpanzees are water-animals and live with hippos. It's all good. Sooo, I will put the orange iguana in the water with the eleven hippos and the seven chimpanzees and he will have a great time. I will then join the orange iguana, the eleven hippos and the seven chimpanzees in the totally awesome water and we will sing "Oooooh the okey cokey!". ;_; I'm not quite sure if that'll work out. So in the next stage of my plan for world domination and taking over the universe; myself, the eleven hippos, the seven chimpanzees and the orange iguana will go to see George Bush, where we will talk circles around ourselves in order to confuse him, then remove him from the White House and name ourselves Presidents. We have lots of presidents now. I am the main one, the dyed-pink cabbage. So now when we are the presidents of the USA, we will slowly creep around the world confusing all of the world leaders, mostly by making the seven chimpanzees eat lots of bread and feed the eleven hippos cheese, so that the world leaders get really confused and hand their titles of world leadership over to us. So we'll get rid of all the world leaders by confusion, and then all of us (the dyed-pink cabbage, the orange iguana, the seven chimpanzees and the eleven hippos) will dance a lot, and we'll also be the world leaders. So now the world is ours! So the dyed-pink cabbage, the eleven hippos, the seven chimpanzees and the orange iguana will now go to all the planets and stars and stuff in the universe until we own all of it, some by default because they were already owned by hippos/chimpanzees/cabbages/iguanas. Yay. So it looks like my plan succeeded! So after we have world domination and leadership of the universe, we will totally chill out with cheese and biscuits and bread and Jelly Babies on deck chairs floating in the sea. We will put random Queen songs on on the radio, and watch the orange iguana swim up and down in the sea, and he will be oh so happy. The lots and lots of ex-world leaders will be sat down in paddling pools which float in the sea (which me (the dyed-pink cabbage), the orange iguana, the seven chimpanzees and the eleven hippos have now dyed pink) and they will join us in singing Bohemian Rhapsody in loud and unpleasant voices, while kicking their legs in the air and picking their noses. And we will all live happily ever after*!
Erm, to give this thread a topic, if you wanted to achieve world domination and leadership of the universe, how would you go about it?
*The only flaw I see in this plan is the fact that I'm not sure whether iguanas can swim.
