well, just think of sumfink odd you can slip into the storyline, extending from a quote, or making a point about sumfink in the game.
My 1st one will be:
Yuna: Tidus, I love you
DipStix(wat i named his 2nd time round:) )- Tidus? whos's Tidus?
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well, just think of sumfink odd you can slip into the storyline, extending from a quote, or making a point about sumfink in the game.
My 1st one will be:
Yuna: Tidus, I love you
DipStix(wat i named his 2nd time round:) )- Tidus? whos's Tidus?
Wakka: Lulu, I'm pregnant.
Lulu: So you ARE a woman
Auron: We rest here
Wakka: But thats an Al Bhed shop!
Auron: It sells booze, what dose it matter?
Rikku:I think ill start being more Mature!
Kimurai:I
"Let's equip some Materia"
Kimahri: you know i'm a big fan of shakespeare myself
Tidus: Enough bliztball! I wanna be a figure skater!
Yuna: "Screw Spira! TIDUS I SUMMON THEE TO MY BED!"
Yuna : Shut Your Trap
Yuna: Tidus, I love you!
Tidus: You do?
Or this one what could've happened just after macalania woods kissing scene.
Tidus: Hm that was nice wasn't it?
Yuna: No it wasn't and i'll tell you what, you ate spinach this evening.
Tidus: WTF how do you know THAT?!?!
Yuna: *cleening her mouth*Brush your teeth properly next time.
Tidus: Oh...eh..i think Lulu just calls me.
Yuna: What you're going out with her?!?!*gives Tidus slam in his face*
Tidus: *murmling* I should've said Kimahri in staid of Lulu.
Yuna: What did you just say?!
Tidus: Nothing sir!!! Erm...oops....
Tetsuya Nomura: No no, my fellow designers and I didn't make Lulu's breasts that big to attract males between the ages of of 8 to 90.
seymour:anima.feel my pain!
anima:OWWW!!!!*mauls seymour*
Seymour: I love my dad really. We just have slight issues that could probably be solved with intense counselling.
Yuna: Tidus, you freak! Get away from me! *Runs to Seymour* Marry me, you hunk!
Kimahri: I'm rather bored of playing guardian to you, Yuna. Now, I must retire to my chambers, where I shall rest myself. *Pushes past Yuna*
Tidus: SEYMOUR IS T3H S3X0RZ! *Becomes No. #1 fan boy*
Auron: No alcohol for me please, I'm tee-total.
Lulu: My boobs are fake.
Auron: I looveee you guyzzz .....Seriouslyyyyyy, youuuu guyz arrrr thhee best.....I mean, Thisss iznt the liquor talkinggg, I sweearrr.
*Rikku looks at him stragely*
Auron: Whatt arrrre youuuuu loookin' at? Huh? Youuuu wannnnna fight? Let'ssss goooo ssskankkkkk!
Seymour: I... am not a crook. (for the full effect, invision Seymour with the Nixonesque jowls.)
tidus-yuna im only mad in teh fmv because *I* Wanted seymoure
Lulu: wakka has ginger pubes! not that i'd know or anything
Rikku: I want to be as well developed and mature as Lulu someday!
Kimahri: Rikku is good as is.
Tidus: But you know, you could get a boob job, wouldn't hurt any Miss A Cup.
(FFX-2)
Kimhari: Kimhari said "Riku should stay Riku", not Riku should degenerate into a blithering moron.
Yuna (to summoner that give the items for Aeons):i wip your ass!
I thought this was a thread for things they'd never say?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Yuna: "oh tidus....touch me"
Rikku: "I'm tooo kinky for you!"
Lulu: "My precious moogle....my precious..."
Tidus: "Ouuu, Lulu's boobs are HUGE!!!"
Wakka: "My ball, MINE MINE MINE!!!"
Auron: "Poopie!"
Tidus:Lulu...Yuna...Breasts...Yuna...Breasts...Yuna...Breasts...Breasts...
Wakka:I like the Al-Bhed
Auron: Oh god, I'm SOOOOOOOO drunk! :beer:
Kimhari: "Kimhari Too Good For This [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]"
This is when you are at the end of the game and Yuna and Tidus are confesing their love for each other.
Yuna:I...love you....
Tidus:...*looks at Yuna*
Auron:Get a room if your gonna do what I think your gonna do.
Tidus:WTF where you come from!!
*Bevelle gaurds come in with guns*
*Bevelle garurds shoot Auron*
Tidus:OMG they killed Auron!!
Yuna:YOU BASTARD!!!!
Love the south park referanceQuote:
Originally Posted by Creed
Sin:Oh F*@k! i'm screwed man!
Wakka: Screw being a guardian! I'm goin' back to blitzball, ya?
Lulu: It's all right, Wakka. Tidus can be another Chappu...
Auron: No time to waste! Let's go... get drunk.
Tidus: I love you, Dad.
Yuna: I hate you, Dad.
OR
Yuna: I can't follow in his footsteps! I don't wanna be a Summoner!
Kimahri: PARTY TIME!!!
Rikku: Quiet down, can't you see I'm busy reading Shakespeare and having a nice cup of tea?
Seymour: I want you... Tidus.
Tidus: Ohhh, Seymour...
Cid: Fine, Yuna can summon the Final Aeon!
...they're not that great...
Wakka:I hate Blitzball.I want to be an Al Bhed!
Tidus: dont you have any think beter to do?
Seymour:no not really.
Wakka: what are you doing and what's that??
Yuna:That is my radio and I'm was about to listen to Tenacious D.
wakka why?
Tidus: duh this sondtrack of this game is boring.
(yes de last one is lame)
FF10
Auron:This is it----Tidus:Are You sure?----Auron:.........Yes----Tidus:Cause i thought it was next week----Auron:YES IM SURE!----Tidus:Positive?----Auron:.....Im seconds from killing you----Tidus:OK OK GOD!----Auron:This is y....----Tidus:.....What?----Auron:I just think its kinda stupid----Tidus:What?----Auron:This is you story.....Because its not, its Mine, yours,.....Yuna's----Tidus:Who the F**k is Yuna?----Auron:NO ONE! *Tosses Tidus in Sin*
FFX-2
Tidus:So what happend while i was gone?----Yuna:Well have you met Paine?----Tidus:Yea...She kinda hot----Yuna:What?----Tidus:Nothing...that it?----Yuna:Well.....OH! Lulu Had a baby!----Tidus:Oh F**k!......----Yuna:What?----Tidus:NOTHING!!!.....So....whos...umm....kid is it?----Yuna:Wakka's----Tidus:OH THANK GOD!----Yuna:??----Tidus:Nothing...just...Nothing---- Later that Day----Wakka:Ant he cute----Tidus:When was he born?----Lulu:2 Days ago----Wakka:Hmmmmm.....----Yuna,Tidus,Lulu:What?----Wakka:Its just....It looks like he has His nose.....----Tidus:!!!!----Lulu:Uhhhhh!.....----Lulu,Tidus:NO HE DOESNT!----Yuna:Why Are you guys acting so weird?----Wakka:Really?----Tidus:*Runs off*
FF10
Auron:Sin is...Jecht----Tidus:WHA....THATS IMPOSSIBLE!----Auron:...Yeah i know----Tidus:*Crying* This Cant be happening!----Auron:...GOT YEA!!----Tidus:*Still crying*...Huh?....wha?----Auron:Got you sucka!
All this from Ilovetheyellowchicken dude.
Kimarhi: googlypies
Auron: BOOOOOOOOOOM
Khimari:Kupo!
This is at the Yunalesca Scene
Tidus:You know if Lulu was a final aeon could you imagine the size o her tots!
Yuna:I want Tidus to be my Final aeon so I can condem him to fighting alone and singing the hymn
Auron:Oh Make me An Final Aeon my Alchohol Tolerence would be so high I could drink 500 gallons of beer and still drive.
Kimarhi: I think Tidus should be Aeon because he is a dream of over 100 faiths.
Khimari:Uwaoo!I`m Khimari.I`m your friend.Let`s travel together!
Lulu: These things are killing my back...
everyone: If midgets ruled the world there would be no use for.....what the hell are we sayin? :eek:
After the spring scene:
Tidus: I just realised
Yuna: Hmm?
Tidus: That watter was that spiggin c-c-cold! Oh my god! I'm f-f-freezing!
Yuna: oh man, your r-r-right, this s-s-sux
Tidus: and we were smart enough not to b-bring anything with u-us let along c-clean c-c-cloths
Yuna: and then we go and lay in the d-d-dirt, Im gunna have this mud stain on my d-d-dress forever!
*they walk back to camp*
Wakka: What on earth happened to you guys?
Tidus: behhhh....we were attacked by a water flan....?
Lulu:I Will Stuff my little moggles like my Breasts
Auron:Fukk Rikku im going for Lulu Bizich
Wakka(To the Besaid blitzball team):You All Suck!
Yuna:Fukk Yea Flame on Ifrit
Tidus:Screw you all im going to cry to my Dad
Rikku:Your right Macha is evil, DEATH TO ALL MACHA!
Kimurai(Talking to Everyone):Kimurai cant do this, Kimurai a Panzy(Runs off)
Once again we must remind you that this is for things they won't say.Quote:
Originally Posted by ILoveTheYellowChicken
LOL so hard Head explodes
Auron-Bloody Marys for me!
Tidus: |_ol_ 1 4/\/\ \/\/1^^p><0r5!
You have no idea how inconvienent it is to write leet when you suck at it.
Tidus (to Jecht):i love u dad!
Jecht: i love u son!
*hugs*
Auron: GET A ROOM!:beer:
Wakka: maybe people who are toutched by sin dont die you know? Maybe they just pop back up in the future.
Tidus: well, if we went by that, then technically I haven't done my hair in 1000 years 0_o NOOOOOO!
Lulu: i like ponys!
Kimhari:so do i
Lulu:not as much as me!
Kimhari:na-uh!
Lulu:yeah-uh!
*kimhari bitc# slaps lulu*
*lulu bitc# slaps kimhari*
Lulu:BITC# FIGHT!
Yuna:Where is Cloud :love: ?
Tidus:Where is Aerith :love: ?
Kimahri: "You know what I haven't had in a long time? Big League Chew."
Ject sin:ooooo look at this tower with a stick on top*starts to do the tower*
Everyone in Spira:Thats just so wrong
Tidus: Damn you,old man....I wanted to do that!!!
Tidus:no yuna, i wasn't noticing how FABULOUS those boots are with that dress, i REALLY think you're hot
During the intial fight with sin on the airship
Tidus: Holy crap!!!!! They expect us to defeat sin with a crappy airship, onwhich the weapons dont work, tiny swords, and people badly singing a song. No NOOO!! i cant work like this. I'll be in my trailer.
Wakka: Ya!
Lulu: is that all you can say?
Wakka:.....ya!
Lulu: have you cincidered a vocabulary builder?
Wakka: ya....?
Auron: Gagazet is so cold... I'm gonna try some vodka.
Kimahri: Kiss my as$, Yuna
Wakka: Tidus, I love you!
The jecth/braska/auron sphere that was never found
Jecth: That's the last time i have alhbead booze
Auron: Why does my ass hurt?
The jecth/braska/auron sphere that was never found
Jecth: That's the last time i have alhbead booze
Auron: Why does my a$$ hurt?
Lulu: Ya!
Wakka: That's my line!!! *evil glare*
Yuna: Auron, give me some booze.
Tidus: Oh great, all we need now is another Girl Gone Wild.
Rikku: Hey!
Yuna-I quit being a summoner
Yuna after wedding- Wait I forgot I named valefor fart but and he left me or was it because he's a she!
tidus-Hey wait i thought these guns only do 200 damage!
Tidus: Yuna, I'm gay.
Yuna: I KNEW IT!!!!!!!
ALSO
Seymour: .su tuoba reh llet tnod , sudiT (broomish)
Sin: Auron never told you what happened to your father, did he?
Tidus: He told me enough. He told me you murdered him!
Sin: No, Tidus. I AM your father.
Tidus: Noooooooooooo!!!
Kimahri: Kimahri seriously need a manicure, and this loin cloth is so last season.
Sin-"Luke I am your father!!!"
Tidus-"Luke? Whos Luke?"
Sin-"O I mean Tidus I am your father"
Yuna: I am going to have a wild orgy with my aeons.
Auron:I`m an anti-alcoholic!
Tidus: I'm like, so fashion-advanced compared to you prehistoric 1000-year later geeks
{or}
Listen Yuna, you're my typical chick, pretty and basic, but I'm a bit too old for you, don't you think?
Yuna: Yeah I'm Yuna, straight outta Besaid, honey.
Wakka: Think I need to change my clothes once in a while?
Lulu: Do my boobs look big in this?
Auron: No, my arm's just like this to get attention. I've got this insecurity problem.
Kimahri: Yuna have tasty mammaries, but Lulu better. Kimahri like. Kimahri rip fur off Lulu.
Rikku: (adjusting the strap on her wetsuit) Sorry, this crotch-strap really hurts.
Seymour: Hmmm, eeny meeny mino ho, which girl will be my ho? The wholesome summoner, the saucy mage or the frisky Al Bhed? Hmmm...(scratching his chin thoughtfully)
Mika: (addressing Lucans) I'm leaning over like this because I have bad posture. You see, I'm an unsent so I don't feel pain or stuff like that, ya know? I spent most of my living days slouching in front of my machina computer system, checking out naked women and salivating. Oh, I'm here to tell you about the tournament...well, since it's rigged, we might as well skip to the finals...
Yunalesca: So, which one of you boys wanna be MY fayth? Yunie's so lonely...
Shelinda: I'm going to be appointed to a temple...as a nun......Nah, I like shagging too much!
Wakka: Hey Luzzu, I want to sign up for the Operation, ya?
wakka: LuLu i hanged that kid by the balls because he did not handed me the candy i demanded
LuLu: ewww what the fcuk
Tidus: I see dead people. They don't even knoe they're dead.
Tidus: So, Wakka, I heard you had a kid. There goes my theory about ou being gay.
why does everybody think of auron as an alcoholic? :confused:
Tidus : i love my dad so much
Lulu : dude who the hell are u talkin to
Rikku : SH dont disturb him Lulu.. he's talkin to himself
or...
tidus: ( mumbles to himself) never under estimate stupid people in large groups
Lulu: i heard that.. are u talkin about us!?
( everyone stares at tidus)
wakka : EVERYONE KILL EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Everyone in FFX: "Tidus"
Nobody ever says his name in the game, so.... yea.
Lulu, Yuna, and Rikku: I...can't...believe we get paid...for this! *Drunken giggles* :drool:
Wakka-*Attack reel. llloooaaaddds of damage*
Tidus-*Blitz Ace- miniscule damage*
Wakka-That was pathetic*blitzball overkill*
Tidus*Dies*
Cloud dressed as Tidus*Omni-erm,Ace*
Wakka-That's more like it!
Tidus-Where the grek am I
Haru-your worst nightmare
Tidus-Holy Shinzlepop im in the wrong Manga!!!
At Gagazet
Lulu: OMG!!!!! I knew I shouldnt have worn this dress.............Im so freezin!!!!! Brrrrr..
Lulu never admits any thing.........
Or
This is when Tidus first arrives at Besaid.........
Tidus (to himself): Nice beach.......Now where are the hot girls in bikinis????????
Lulu: "I have feelings for" or "I love" + "(insert name here)"
Rikku: "Auron, why are you staring at me, Yuna, and Lulu?"
Auron: "'Cause I'm a dirty old man."
Yuna: Tidus, before you become a gaurdian, you have to get rid of that stupid outfit. Oh, and grow up a little while you're at it.
Tidus: f@#$ Sammy Davis Jr!
Auron: hello friends i'm auron... and i'm an alcaholic
Every1: hello auron
Yuna: "I wonder if Ill ever be able to look as sexy as Lulu?"
Lulu: dont fall for her.
Tidus: nah your more my type Lulu.
You do have the option to say that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by demon_werewolf
Mika:I am still a virgin.
yuna: ive dun it i have become a bondage slave.
lulu well done no put on this catsuit and do my washing.
wakka and when youve don that you can tow my trailer to the beach.
Um, isn't this quite a pointless topic? I mean c'mon! There are a million billion trillion gazillion things that FFX chars wouldn't say!
But theyre all soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: When will final Fantasy finally end!?
DONT SAY THAT!!!!!!!! FINAL FANTASY IS GONNA BE HERE FOR A LOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGG TIME!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
Auron: eeeeee theres a spidee on me!!!! get it off! get it off! i mean... ah...
(Wedding Scene)
Tidus:You'll rememeber this as the day you almost caught guardian Tidus er-what's my last name?
Rikku: Nothings impossible.
Auron: Humph. Obivously you have never tried slamming a revolving door.
kimarhi:
I, he, she, it, they, we.
Auron: Thish ish zour shtory Mish Yuna. Pweash finish it!
Wakka: Kimarhi...Stop licking Yuna....
Tidus: smurf you all *Blitz Aces everyone*
Wakka-(something intelligent)
Tidus grabs Yuna and says: Yuna, I want you!
Yuna kicks him in the middle of the legs
Tidus screams: Ouch! My blitzballs!
lol
Spira Idol: Auron sings "Born to be alive"
Auron: I love KITTENS!!! Yes!
Cali- I hate chocobos
Bahamuts Fayth- Tidus I like you thats why I'm your stalker
Tidus- Like My new cargo pants!
Rikku- I now pronounce you Auron and beer!