EOFF Pope

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09-01-2005, 07:14 PM
theundeadhero

EOFF Pope

*Flies in on giant T-Rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit.*

Hello people of EOFF. It seems many things have happened since I became your leader in the name of Cidism.

For a short time our goal of adding those nasty ninja to the swear filter was a success. Then the government stepped in and took away that power. (It was because some members have the word ninja in their username. Something I hadn't considered. It's completely understandable.)

Great Prophets have arisen out of the midst. Brother Psychotic has led many people to the light in the name of Cid. CrashNUBERS has also decided to stand up for the word of Cid, but it seems his lack of enthusiesm may doom him. Let us hope he continues onward.

Yes people, it is true that I am in Jojo's pants, but that is not entirely for enjoyment. While the pleasures of that seductive woman can be enticing, I also use that personal relationship to try and help her see the errors of her ways. If she can convert than all her followers would stand united with us in a common goal.

My Cardinal, Meat Puppet, has been deep undercover discovering HECTICS and Heretics alike. I eagerly await his report.

Now, people of EOFF, I turn to you. What would you like to see in the EOFF Popecy? What causes would you like it to take up? Now is your time to take an active role in this and let your voice be heard.
09-01-2005, 07:16 PM
Psychotic

I'd like The EoFF Popecy to organise a bowling league.
09-01-2005, 07:16 PM
Old Manus

wtf there are still HECTICS about?
09-01-2005, 07:39 PM
boris no no

a dental plan?
09-01-2005, 07:41 PM
Rye

A messiah of sorts. xD
09-01-2005, 07:42 PM
Jebus

Horrible cataclysmic doom!
09-01-2005, 07:42 PM
Rye

A person of evil trying to end Cidism. With a mask!
09-01-2005, 07:53 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

Oh you ninjering ninjas!

*unimpress-ed*
09-01-2005, 08:01 PM
Jojee

You leave my ninjas alone :p
09-01-2005, 08:02 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

ninja monkeys?!

i kne wthe pandas were corrupt but the monkeys?!

at least all the skulls are safe :skull1: :skull2: :skull3: :skull4: :skull5: :skull6: :skull7: :skull8:

..............bar this one!http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...o13/skull9.gifoho ninja skull!
09-01-2005, 08:06 PM
Agent Proto

Hot Papacy Sex plz.
09-01-2005, 08:09 PM
Jebus

Oh. I read papacy as prophecy. Still get with the horrifying cataclysmic doom plzkthx.
09-01-2005, 08:24 PM
theundeadhero

Quote:

A person of evil trying to end Cidism. With a mask!

Sounds like a ninja Monkey to me.

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A messiah of sorts. xD

The promise of our Cid is that in the time of need a messiah will come and save us from the wicked ways.

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Hot Papacy Sex plz.

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Oh. I read papacy as prophecy. Still get with the horrifying cataclysmic doom plzkthx.

Prophecies of hot papacy sex during a cataclysmic doom? Who would be the prophet of such dire visions?

*Totally makes plans for the futute.*
09-01-2005, 08:29 PM
bipper

I am a Cidism Heretic. :cool:

RIGHt HERE MEAT PUPPET :sophia:
All false prophets must fall to my gattling gun:shoot:
I will purge the land of all worshipers of the golden cid, :ciddie:
whom will burn in the bloody bowls of hell forever! :hot: :hot: :hot:

actually... I think i will kick back and not care :magus:
Bipper
09-01-2005, 08:30 PM
Strider

You need an anthem. What kind of an anthem would a Pope have?
09-01-2005, 08:35 PM
Rye

Make it to the toon of Uncle F***ka. :D

Hello, I am the Pope of Eyesoooooon!
I am the smurfing Pope of Eyesoooooon!
I am the Pope of Eyeson, yes it's truuuuue!
(Some other line, I can't think of anything)
09-01-2005, 11:32 PM
SilverWind

Yay pirates, and the pope!

Hail, Lord Illpalazzo!...<.<...>.>

Ummm...I mean...Yay the freakin' pope!
09-02-2005, 12:25 AM
Primus Inter Pares

A fair, well based system of religion where the pope does not rule supreme, but a representative from each board show the followers the way.

Ninja
09-02-2005, 02:39 AM
escobert

I would liek to see myself as a admin so you will all be banned :D
09-02-2005, 02:41 AM
Hawkeye

WTF theundeadhero it was me who even name the damn religion!!!111

And 2 other crucial people werent named! Doomsday and Azar! :mad2:
09-02-2005, 02:45 AM
Shoden

Give me a shotgun and I'll frigging kill all those heretic bastar.. err In the name of Cid I ask for permission to be the Spam-busters leader (I founded it)
09-02-2005, 02:52 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

WTF theundeadhero it was me who even name the damn religion!!!111

And 2 other crucial people werent named! Doomsday and Azar! :mad2:

*nods*
09-02-2005, 03:25 AM
Dignified Pauper

i would like to see you push the government into a Crusade. it is time we teach the HECTICS and Heretics alike the JUSTICE of our great Cid!!!!
09-02-2005, 03:28 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Cidism is a false religion....We must give it up and embrace the new wave...
09-02-2005, 03:35 AM
Dignified Pauper

watch your mouth.

Also, the Pope must go and save those HECTICS in #eoff!!!

I would also like to see a movement to save the walrus.
09-02-2005, 03:37 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

I am merely telling the truth....I have seen the truth...I would have pointed to my sig, but I changed it...
09-02-2005, 03:38 AM
Dignified Pauper

You're a liar, a HECTIC, and a heretic. Blasphemer.
09-02-2005, 03:41 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

You're a liar, a HECTIC, and a heretic. Blasphemer.

No I have seen the truth. We must all praise Jojo and the power of Spam!
09-02-2005, 03:47 AM
Dignified Pauper

Our pope is converting Jojo as we speak! You will see the light of Cid when he sends his Judgement down upon you. His Holy wrath will wreek vengeance on your blasphemy!
09-02-2005, 03:49 AM
Jebus

Can I be your blood and thunder prophet?

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US! SOON THE DELUGE OF SPAM WILL WIPE THE WORLD CLEAN OF THE RIGHTEOUS! WE MUST STOP IT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! ALL GLORY TO CID!

How was that?
09-02-2005, 03:49 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

I willl not give in! I shall be guided by the Power of Love: The Power of Spam!
09-02-2005, 03:53 AM
Samuraid

* waits for vengeance to be "wreek"ed *

:p

By the way...

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

CrashNUBERS

is a great name. You could even spell it CrashN00BERS. :D (no offense to Crash)
09-02-2005, 05:45 AM
Jojee

The pope will never convert Jojo. He is too corrupted by the power of Satan's pants. ^_^
09-02-2005, 08:15 AM
-N-

lalala spam
09-02-2005, 08:20 AM
Strider

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Cidism is a false religion....We must give it up and embrace the new wave...

http://newwaveinparis.free.fr/boy.jpg

There is no way on God's green earth that I am embracing that.
09-02-2005, 08:50 AM
Primus Inter Pares

Cidism is the only true way, however the pope is corrupt and leads the religion from the evil staff forums, they must be stopped!
09-02-2005, 08:58 AM
Mitch

What he said
09-02-2005, 04:04 PM
Madonna

You all should just give up and follow your hearts, which lead to Our Dark Lord, Jojo. It's pathetic how you try to fight your true desires.
09-02-2005, 06:39 PM
Dignified Pauper

Hail Pope theundeadhero I

May his reign be prosperous and full of conversions.
09-02-2005, 06:55 PM
bipper

Both these arring religons are false, and must be purged.

Bipper
09-02-2005, 08:41 PM
Shoden

The Pope shall live up to his name and guide us to victory.
09-02-2005, 08:57 PM
Madonna

Be a Hectic and find comfort in the bosom of our Dark Lord. ^_~

:|
09-02-2005, 08:59 PM
Jojee

*points above*

Plus Lynxie is in your pope's pants. :p
09-02-2005, 09:01 PM
Madonna

Think about it, people. I'm sure you'll find the right answer.
09-02-2005, 09:36 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

LONG LIVE JOJO!
09-03-2005, 09:34 AM
theundeadhero

Quote:

A fair, well based system of religion where the pope does not rule supreme, but a representative from each board show the followers the way.

Evil would like a say in the work of the good, wouldn't they?

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WTF theundeadhero it was me who even name the damn religion!!!111

And 2 other crucial people werent named! Doomsday and Azar!

Your right, your right!

Keep up the great prophecy of the works of Cid. You work is golden.

Quote:

Can I be your blood and thunder prophet?

THE END TIMES ARE UPON US! SOON THE DELUGE OF SPAM WILL WIPE THE WORLD CLEAN OF THE RIGHTEOUS! WE MUST STOP IT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! ALL GLORY TO CID!

How was that?

It is not the job of the Pope to name prophets. Being a prophet comes from with-in. The Pope just recognizes such great works. If you feel the calling to blood and thunder then follow it through.

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The pope will never convert Jojo. He is too corrupted by the power of Satan's pants. ^_^

I assure you I have not been corrupted in any way.

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Cidism is the only true way, however the pope is corrupt and leads the religion from the evil staff forums, they must be stopped!

Oh, how you don't realize how much the government is against the pope.
09-03-2005, 09:57 AM
=Angelus=

Away i was for but a while..
and now this undead's in charge?
What has happened to this Heaven?..
Assemble now my Pillowfighting Breathen!
Against this Pope, CHARGE~!!

*Rawr!!*
09-03-2005, 12:43 PM
Captain Maxx Power

All hail the uber-pope!

Maxx Power would like the banning of the following terms/acronyms.

- lol
- rofl
- lmao
- wtf
- ttfn
- omg
- bloggism
- mango-cheese
- :cry:

Thanks in advance.