Send Me Your Hair. Yes, I'm still collecting.

It has come to my attention that, despite my best efforts over the years, some of you - in fact, many of you - have still not sent me a sample of your hair. So far, I have the hair of Leeza, Skye-chan, Nait, Denmark, Daryl, Sakura Yume, Chickencha, Black Mage 121, Yuffie de Leonhart (or whatever she might be called now), Eitenne and Ariel. I had Kalen's hair but MY SISTER VACUUM CLEANED IT UP. :cry: But yes. I need more, guys. Some of you have even told me you'd send me some... but it never arrived. :( This is a time to make a change, to make a difference, to send your hair to me, Loony BoB. You should consider this a vital step towards a better life.

My address, which is obviously required, is as follows:

Loony "Daniel Towns" BoB
124/9 Restalrig Road South
Edinburgh
EH7 6JA
Scotland

Hair must have grown from the scalp, preferrably, however I may consider hair grown from the chin. Your hair will not be used for cloning... at least not in the immediate future.

Now get cracking. I want to make my collection double by Christmas.

To those who have sent me your hair, I may send you a Christmas card or something. I'll come up with some reward, I swear!

Wow, this is kinda creepy. xD I maaaaay be able to send some, but I can't get any returning mail because my parents are strict like that. :p

By the way, I recommend that you require people to tape their hair in the envelope so it doesn't fall out?

You can either:

1) Put it in a sealed clear bag thing. This is the suggested option, if you have one available. This method was used by Leeza, Skye-chan, Yuffie de Leonhart, Black Mage 121 and Denmark.
2) Tie the hair up with a hairtie or a rubber band or a piece of string. This method was used by Daryl, Kalen, Etienne, Nait and Ariel.
3) Tape the hair to your letter. This method was used by Sakura Yume and Chickencha, and is suggested if you have extremely short hair.

Will pubic hair do

You'll get it, eventually...

when hell freezes over

O for the love of Cheese Bob, I just had my head shaved not so long ago. If I'd have known I'd have doggy-bag and sent post-haste. Gimme a month or two to get a good base up.

Hair collecting is totally hawt.

just send him pubic hair damnit!

Ok - I'll send some of my hair.

No pubic hair, thanks. Do that and I will ban you. :D As I said earlier, the hair must be grown from the scalp, however for certain individuals I may consider chin hair.

Which certain individuals are they? O;

Oh, and in order to send you hair i'd have to get a hair cut, which I don't intend on doing for a year or so. So yeah. :}

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Which certain individuals are they? O;

Oh, and in order to send you hair i'd have to get a hair cut, which I don't intend on doing for a year or so. So yeah. :}

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Big D and RSL for example.

If RSL sends you beard I want some. ;o

If I do send hair, it'll only be a tiny bit of it. Not a lot, as I already had a haircut a few days ago.

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If I do send hair, it'll only be a tiny bit of it. Not a lot, as I already had a haircut a few days ago.

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That's cool. I only have three strands from Tammy (Sakura Yume) anyway. xD And that's probably still less than the overall length of Chicky's. But I highly doubt anyone will send me more than what was sent by Denmark without shaving their head clean. xD

Haha, if you really want some of my beard I'll save a little the next time I trim it up.

edit: BoB, what is up with that sig???

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edit: BoB, what is up with that sig???

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It's even misspelled. Wasim AKRAM

EDIT: owned

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Haha, if you really want some of my beard I'll save a little the next time I trim it up.

edit: BoB, what is up with that sig???

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Just changed it that minute, screwed up a tag, but it's fixed now.

<3

EDIT: Thanks Manus, I didn't notice that xD *dies*

Everytime I see this I wonder if I should send you some hair or not. Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind having a clone. I might do this.

What on earth are you going to do with our hair? Somehow, I've got this picture in my head of a blow up doll, you, our collected hair, and a bottle of elmar's glue. :p

Oh, and you really can't clone from hair. At least, not the strands themselves.

I would, but with all the terrorists activity and some fat guy talking about chemical warfare happening in the world I'd probably get in trouble. :#:

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What on earth are you going to do with our hair? Somehow, I've got this picture in my head of a blow up doll, you, our collected hair, and a bottle of elmar's glue. :p

Oh, and you really can't clone from hair. At least, not the strands themselves.

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What about fingernails?

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So far, I have the hair of Leeza, Skye-chan, Nait, Denmark, Daryl, Sakura Yume, Chickencha, Yuffie de Leonhart (or whatever she might be called now), Eitenne and Ariel.

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:mad2:

Oh, crap, sorry. xD I store yours in a different place because otherwise all the stuff from the envelope keeps falling out xD *goes to add your name*

If I send you some of my hair it'll be all sticky because of all the hair-wax I use. Still want it? O:

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If I send you some of my hair it'll be all sticky because of all the hair-wax I use. Still want it? O:

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Do you never wash your hair? O_o

I would but, I'm not cutting it for no one!

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If I send you some of my hair it'll be all sticky because of all the hair-wax I use. Still want it? O:

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Do you never wash your hair? O_o

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Everyday, but it won't seem to come off! :whimper:

I will send you hair on Tuesday! And It will make my hair all uneven and icky, but I will do it FOR YOU!!!!!!!!

It's kind of scary how you've just like, handed out your address to everyone, so now anyone who wants to stalk me can do it too! *cries* BoB you evil person! ;_;

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If I send you some of my hair it'll be all sticky because of all the hair-wax I use. Still want it? O:

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Do you never wash your hair? O o

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Everyday, but it won't seem to come off! :whimper:

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You should use hair gel instead and use dish washing liquid to get it out. Careful not to get it in your eyes.

I am scared. But I think I may do it. But do they have to be like whole strands of hair?! ;______; I don't want to pull my hair out, it will hurt.

But maybe I will! xD

IS THIS LIKE A HAIR FETISH?

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It's kind of scary how you've just like, handed out your address to everyone, so now anyone who wants to stalk me can do it too! *cries* BoB you evil person! ;_;

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It's already been posted on the 'net about 100 times, and I'm still waiting for my first "surprise" mail. :(

This 'hair fetish' came about when someone made a thread many years ago asking what people's favourite smells are. I said that the smell of a girl's hair right after it's been washed is the greatest smell in the world, easily. I think after that someone asked which girl had the best smelling hair or something, and I told everyone to send me their hair so I could judge 'em. They generally lost their smell by the time they got here but since then it's become a bit of a hair collection for the sake of doing something, er, unique. :D

...O_O

Unique indeed. I dunno how you can do it though. Any hair that's not mine scares me. Even wig hair or the little rolls of hair near the hair dyes. It's CREEPY. :(

Even Wasim Akram hair? :(

What if I shaved my head and sent the whole lot to you.

What if I sent you my cousin?

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What if I shaved my head and sent the whole lot to you.

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I have no problem with this. Denmark sent me a decent amount as it is. xD But personal preference is something that will fit into an envelope. If you're going to send a lot, I'd need it in a sealable bag, too, so I can make sure it doesn't fall out everywhere.

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What if I sent you my cousin?

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You can PM me about this and we'll discuss things further. It mostly depends on how cool she is, how cute she is and how rich she is.

ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE POLYJUICE POTION?

I would, but you could be a Navajo witch and use it to bring me under your power. I have to be careful and I apologize at suspecting the possibility that you're a dark sorceror.

Daniel Towns. That's a cool nickname, BoB.

You can polyjuice me anyday, BoB.

*Plans to send*

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Even Wasim Akram hair? :(

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I will never touch that great man's hair. :(

I keep imagining myself eating Denmark's hair and I feel disturbed. :(

Sure thing~

I'm glad that *some* people want my hair!

You have straight hair. I remember.

You will never get any part of my body.

Sorry, but I charge for handouts.

Not really, resha. It's more like the beach.

with WAVES

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Not really, resha. It's more like the beach.

with WAVES

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BUT THEN I WAS LIKE "OH, I WISH I HAD STRAIGHT HAIR!!!!" and I was *wish* and then you smirked at me evilly and said *has*

Oh, I feel so betrayed. :weep:

I just like smirking at you.

It's not like it's curly though.

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Some of you have even told me you'd send me some... but it never arrived. :(

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Dude, I'm on it. Quit being impatient. My hair has a bow on it! :)

Will anthrax do instead?

Never knew you were scottish BoB. Next time I get it cut I may secretly sneak in some into a letter.

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Never knew you were scottish BoB. Next time I get it cut I may secretly sneak in some into a letter.

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I'm not. I'm a New Zealander living in Scotland. :)

ok.


Why do you need our hair?
To make a clone army of EOFF members?

I'll wash my hair in the Pacific Ocean, shave it all off, strap it to a Kiwi bird and fire it out of a cannon in the general direction of Scotland

But I hardly have a beard now. What is your opinion on nose hair?

You should of posted this sooner.
I could of sent you a whole load of my hair.
I had it cut today.
Too late now. : o

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I'll wash my hair in the Pacific Ocean, shave it all off, strap it to a Kiwi bird and fire it out of a cannon in the general direction of Scotland

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So... into the ground, then? xD

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You should of posted this sooner.
I could of sent you a whole load of my hair.
I had it cut today.
Too late now. : o

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Surely there's a tiny little bit somewhere that can be shortened or plucked! :( People don't realise that under their hair, they have other hairs which will probably never be seen!

I can't decide if I want you to have my hair. What are the rewards for doing this? ;)

If Kiwi's can't fly then they must be able to do something. I figure with those beaks they can drill

Preferance on body part the hair comes from?

Bipper

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S-C-A-L-P :(

Oh and you're in luck. I'm getting a hair cut within a few days, so I just might be able to "hook you up."

I am very disturbed that you people are participating in this.

I would but I just got a haircut a little while ago and it's to short to cut anything off without being able to see it :( I cried when they cut it off. Anyway once it starts growing back I'll try to remember to send you some.

That set on scalp hair huh? Gotta be some rickity voodo action going on here.
:mad:
Bipper

hmmm, never mailed anything outside the U.S. b4, do i just use 1 stamp?

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I am very disturbed that you people are participating in this.

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really? if ur disturbed that people are participating shouldnt you be extra disturbed that loony bob is asking for hair?

EDIT:u said some 1 sent u a lot of hair and u couldnt send more without shaving ur head, how much did they send?

Well, I was going to use it to make a sweater...

Meh, why not, I'll send a few. The sweater can wait. Heck, I'll send scalp AND facial. Of course, you can just throw that away, but whatever.

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I said that the smell of a girl's hair right after it's been washed is the greatest smell in the world, easily.

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I agree! My girl back home uses some sort of shampoo that makes her hair smell like strawberries and cream, not just strawberry, and it's wonderful.

When I send mail home to the US I don't have to use stamps. I can just write free postage on it and send it off. I usually draw my own little picture for a stamp. Will free postage work to Scotland too or do I need to use some stamps?

This is actually first time when I hear that BoB is collecting hair :lol:

You want my armpit hair? :joey:

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This is actually first time when I hear that BoB is collecting hair :lol:

You want my armpit hair?

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I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO

Send it to

Mitch,
New Zealand

No armpit hair, thanks. As for sending stuff from the US to the UK, most people who have done this have used around 66-80c to send an average sized envelope with a couple of pieces of paper and a small amount of their hair in it. Someone from the US would be a better person to ask this, to be sure, though.

I believe to send a letter to the UK from the US, you need 2 stamps.

I'll concider it, I might be getting my hair cut soon anyway.

I just had it cut yesterday.

I will send you some of my hair soon, and if I can get it off of his head, fallen_angel's too.

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You should of posted this sooner.
I could of sent you a whole load of my hair.
I had it cut today.
Too late now. : o

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Surely there's a tiny little bit somewhere that can be shortened or plucked! :( People don't realise that under their hair, they have other hairs which will probably never be seen!

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Hmm, Perhaps I will.
If I do I will send a fun-filled letter along.
Maybe.

*glares at Loony BoB*

I hope you're happy BoB, Kitten just tore some of my hair from my head for you it hurt she doesnt do 1 at a time she does a lot at a time most of the bit pulled came in one lump.

*mood softens and smiling at BoB now*

Still I can't be mad at you BoB she took it but then I can't be mad at her either who do I blame...aww shucks where's Baloki when you need him? :D

I'm willing to send some of my hair. :D

If you send your hair it should say Hair Contributor by your name XD

xDDDDDD
*sends hair*
no vodoo stuff though......

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What about fingernails?

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not unless there is still skin attatched to it
depends how much you're ripping off
good luck with clippings :(

I sent mine and fallen_angel's hair, my address is on the back of the envelope, feel free to write back, or send some of your hair if ya want. I stole a bus timetable, from a bus stop, your not ment to take them but meh, ya want it?

Sure, Ill send you my hair, next month or so, since I shaved last thursday. Then you will get one big bag of the stuff, unless you tell me not to send you that much.

I'll send you mine when you give me RM and/or aops.

Right:
Anyone who is sending BoB hair for definite, don't forget to write me a letter xD :D so I'm not left with nothing!!! :P

Actually lenna, I was planning on doing that xD

Unlike that awful denmark who made you guys share!

An international stamp from the US to the UK is 80 cents, and you can get it at the post office.

Or just couple several stamps together and waste precious gas money!

I just used 2 normal non-post office stamps when I sent a letter a while ago and it was okay.

OMG Rubah, if you do I'll love you!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 I NEVER get letters, never even when I lived with my parents. It'll be so nice to get a letter and something to read teehee. :D<33333

Sure, I might be able to. =D Though I'm still kinda wondering if you're serious or not :shifty: but then, who cares? I'm probably gonna get a hair cut soon anyway, might as well.

Believe me Raven Nox. He's serious. I've seen his collection xD

Send me a letter! :D

XD ok then.

I don't know what to write, but I'll send you one! Or... something. XD

ill try to send you some, but im not sure when ill get around to it

cause cutting off a little hair is so time consuming, you know

I'm bald so I'll have to get it off my back. Is that ok?

If I was less paranoid and more spiteful, I'd send my hair to Lenna.

DO IT DO ITTTTTTTTTT!! I WANT HAIR TOO!!! :D

Kitten: I'll pass on the bus timetable, thanks for the offer though. xD

Killy: Don't send too much, but if you are going to send a lot, make sure it's in a sealable bag so it doesn't go everywhere. :)

Jeebs: Can I abuse any loopholes in that statement?

Raven Nox: I don't really know if 'serious' is the right word to use when discussing the collecting of hair, but yes, my collection is real and I do want you all to send me your hair. xD

Quina: No, sorry man. It has to come from the head! :(

Nikkei: I'll get Muppet or Mike to come over with a steak knife on my behalf.

Lenna: xDDDDDDDDDDd I find that amusing.

Loopholes are bad unless I'm the one exploiting them. So you'll get some of my hair if, and only if, you make me an RM (lasting until I get a better title (as an addendum, making me an RM, then making me a CK and then immediately revoking the title will henceforth be considered a breach of contract)). Or if you add me to the aop list which will last until either IRC shuts down permanently or I become an IRCop, which ever comes first.

*Legal studies pays off*

Sweet God-Monkey. This is such a sweet idea. I had no clue you actually had this hobby, but i love it.
I shall send you hair as soon as i have the cash for an evenlope and howver the hell many stamps it takes to get to shotland
And possibly something else, something practical yet fun. Like a half used book of matches or something.

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Loopholes are bad unless I'm the one exploiting them. So you'll get some of my hair if, and only if, you make me an RM (lasting until I get a better title (as an addendum, making me an RM, then making me a CK and then immediately revoking the title will henceforth be considered a breach of contract)). Or if you add me to the aop list which will last until either IRC shuts down permanently or I become an IRCop, which ever comes first.

*Legal studies pays off*

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I'll set you up with an aop in #jebusrulesthischannel tonight, then.

frunk: That would be ideal. I like to burn things.

heehee
nice one.
*sends hair*
Ill send it today and maybe Ruths at the same time :tongue: you can guess which is which! hehee. And no point in cloneing us because we are already clones...

*sends Tiff a love note :love: *
Kagga (missing some hair) :love:

80c in postage stamps should be enough, right? I'll get on it tomorrow after freshly washing my hair. This'll be the first time I've sent something out of the country... Oh, and don't write back as my parents will kill me.

I have a feeling that this is going to involve lots of dolls and needles.

If I do send some hair. I'll include Lenna a letter too. :)

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Loopholes are bad unless I'm the one exploiting them. So you'll get some of my hair if, and only if, you make me an RM (lasting until I get a better title (as an addendum, making me an RM, then making me a CK and then immediately revoking the title will henceforth be considered a breach of contract)). Or if you add me to the aop list which will last until either IRC shuts down permanently or I become an IRCop, which ever comes first.

*Legal studies pays off*

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I'll set you up with an aop in #jebusrulesthischannel tonight, then.

frunk: That would be ideal. I like to burn things.

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I'm pretty sure I said exploiting loopholes is bad. >:/

Can't believe I missed that one. :/

Hmm... I might send you some hair... Maybe... >_>

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Hmm... I might send you some hair... Maybe... >_>

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You could hand deliver it!

I think I'll just shave my head and send you some. I've been meaning to do it for a bit anyway, scare some new people, the black makeup is starting to just sink in. I need to shock them fast.

Sure ill send you some even thou i am new but how many stamps to get from north carolina to where you r

All right... I'm in... Mine will be in the mail in a few days.... Since you said something about other cool stuff, I work for a hotel .. I've got matchbooks, postcards, sewing kits, and free passes for a nudie bar in town if you want any of them......I'd send you some of the chocolates we put on the pillows, but I'm afraid it'll melt.....

P.S. - Would it be ok if the hair is from my brush??

Out of sheer shock that this thread bhas given me, I will send you some hair. (Shudders and starts to rethink this...)

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All right... I'm in... Mine will be in the mail in a few days.... Since you said something about other cool stuff, I work for a hotel .. I've got matchbooks, postcards, sewing kits, and free passes for a nudie bar in town if you want any of them......I'd send you some of the chocolates we put on the pillows, but I'm afraid it'll melt.....

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Haha, send whatever you like. xD So long as it's not perishable like chocolate, that is. :)

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I'd rather not. >_> But if that's the only way it'll come over, then I'll make do. :p Just make sure it's enough to not lose if I drop it on the floor or something. :p All hair should be tied, taped to paper or in a little sealable bag... or something. :)

Man, this response is way better than I've had the past few years! You guys rock! :D

I'll give you some German hair? xD

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7...ksheil17bh.jpg

Lmao.

Actually, my all-time favourite smelling hair was German (I had a girlfriend who lived there at one point). :p So there you go.

Yeah next time I get it cut I'll drop you some. D: It still has a little bit of blonde coloring in it from like a month ago. ;D

Letting it grow out a little. Figured I'd have a little length so I could... um not comb it and it just sort of fall in place and stuff. xD

College + Me = ...zzZzzZz ):

Why do you collect hair anyway? Lol, you smell the hair and stuff? I'd be quite upset if you molested my hair, even though it's like not alive and stuff you'd still have a part of me. xD

Probably voodoo or something. xDDDDDDD

I must admit I haven't actually gone around smelling any of the hair. Although I have done so with Stefanie (Etienne), whom I do have the hair of... but that was while it was still on her head. I've also been able to smell the hair of Lenna, Miriamel and uh... yeah, I think that's it. Maybe Nikkei or Dan at some point, too, I'm not really sure. Probably my sister, Tweety_ch1ck, too. Oh, and my cousin, ms_devli. And my stepbrother, Loony JosH. Although with most of these people it's unintentional.

how much hair do u prefer to be sent? like just a snip or like a bagfull?

Ideal hair size: A lock of hair... think finger-length for those of you with long hair. But not thinger thickness. I'd say more the thickness of a mouse cord would be preferred. Yes, it's all very technical!

But seriously, send however much you want. Just remember that if it's a lot, I'd rather it be in a sealable bag, and if it's a little, I'd rather it taped to the paper or in a sealable bag purely so I don't lose it. Anything average-sized can be either placed in a sealable bag or tied with a piece of string, rubber band, hair tie or ... something. You get the idea. I hope.

I should scan the stuff I already have. I'll try to remember for tomorrow.

How much have you been sent so far? Planning to make a pillow out of it all?

Kagga :love:

I haven't got anything new so far (see my first post for what I already have), but I understand Kitten and Fallen_Angel have theirs in the post already. :)

Yup I posted it on Sunday night so you should get it soon.

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Hmm... I might send you some hair... Maybe... >_>

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You could hand deliver it!

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Yes, yes I could. But, you'd have to come to Glasgow. I probably wouldn't be allowed to go to Edinburgh by myself. I'm just a little girl! xD

:love:

I'll either meet you after one of my work meetings or else when I have a bit more money in my pocket to spare, then, yee. =]

And I have now received the hair of one Kitten and one Fallen_Angel :D Mwahahaha, thanks guys, you totally rock. <3

no problems BoB its all in the name of craziness. :cool:

Mine should go out tomorrow... along with some other goodies.... :D