EOFF Pope: Revelations

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09-13-2005, 06:02 AM
theundeadhero

EOFF Pope: Revelations

*Flies in on T-rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit*

People of EOFF. I come here today to announce great discoveries in the name of Ciddism! For many long days now I have been looking over the ancient books of the laws of Ciddism. The ancient books which are in the old language. I admit that learning the old language was not my strongest point with-in the papacy. With the help of Monkey I have discovered that some lines were mistranslated and therefor the papacy has been led astray. Monkey has always been very well with the old language. Here are my discoveries.

In answering the question of double posting it was once thought that Cid's answer was:

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Double posting is intentionally annoying, even when you have something to add.

The new translation says:

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As long are you aren't being intentionally annoying or something, and you really have something to add, go ahead.

On spam it was thought:

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Nothing depends on spam. I don't enjoy it.

Now we know it says:

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Depends on the spam. I enjoy some of it.

Even on the subject of Monkeys Cid has been found to say:

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Yeah, monkeys are very cool.

My people, a new time is upon us. A time where we can join with our fellow enemy and lead together in the rightful ways us Cid. Let us embrace our new family with open arms!
09-13-2005, 06:07 AM
Primus Inter Pares

CORRUPT I SAY CORRUPT! :mad2:

Some are agreeable, like the one's relating to spam...

Ciddism will survive!
09-13-2005, 06:10 AM
Mitch

that it will

ALL HEIL THE EOFF POPE
09-13-2005, 06:27 AM
nik0tine

I knew something good was going to come out of this Pope thing.
09-13-2005, 06:37 AM
Dignified Pauper

In the name of Cid, this is an outrage. I refuse to believe that our benevolent creator would have us join with our most-lowly enemy!

This man is corrupt! We must have change! We must show the world the judgement of Cid! These are not revelations! This is an act of heresy by the most high Pope! Do not turn a blind eye and forget the transgressions of Monkey and her Ninjas! In the name of Cid, they must be punished by the light!
09-13-2005, 07:30 AM
Slade

Dang I could use a pizza.......*stomach growls*
09-13-2005, 08:28 PM
KoShiatar

I declare myself agnostic, but I sympathyze for this Pope.
09-13-2005, 08:32 PM
boris no no

wow
what a scoop!
09-13-2005, 08:56 PM
Old Manus

I agree with The Captain.
09-13-2005, 08:56 PM
Jojee

It's okay, guys. Spam is yummy ;)
09-13-2005, 08:57 PM
Jojee

PS, ^_^x <- Kenshin!
09-13-2005, 09:41 PM
Dignified Pauper

ZOMG A DOUBLE POST! YOU NOOB!

I have an idea. We all know the Pope loves Pirates, and that they are the holy army. Well, "talk like a pirate" day is coming up September 19th. All we gotta do, is talk like pirates all day that day! ARE YOU WITH ME?!
09-13-2005, 09:44 PM
Destai

Oh Im so high TEE HEE
09-13-2005, 09:45 PM
Destai

Ask for Cid's opinions on Kathryn oh great Eoff Pulp!
09-13-2005, 10:00 PM
Psychotic

monkey is sux (4 3 bux)
09-13-2005, 10:39 PM
ZeZipster

SOLD!
09-13-2005, 10:41 PM
Dignified Pauper

but who bought? did you?
09-13-2005, 11:01 PM
Madonna

It should be noted that not all of Monkey's followers, the Hectics, are ninja but she herself definitely is. It's also worth mentioning that her staunchest Hectics can endorse her with this banner:

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/he...jojo_sig01.gif
09-13-2005, 11:08 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Vivre les Hectics!
09-14-2005, 12:25 PM
Flying Mullet

Oh ye of little faith, thyundeadhero has fallen from his golden throne into a dark, dark abyss of lies and deceit. Your mistranslations of the books of Ciddism have taken you down a dark path towards an end that cannot end thee well.

REPENT!!! While there is still hope for your lost soul. Those who truely follow Ciddism know the books speak truth and any deviations become blasphemy in its lowest form.

Do not fear, for the light can still being ye back under the comforting wing of the true ways of Ciddism. Repent and ye shall be free. Come back to us and all is forgiven.

And to all others out there, let us not forget the true teachings of Ciddism in these, our darkest hours, lest we be tempted to follow thyundeadhero down that dark path that shows no mercy. Follow me along the path to Ciddism enlightenment so that we may shine a beacon of hope on those that are less fortunate then us and do not see the glory and power of Ciddism!
09-14-2005, 01:17 PM
Pheesh

just bide your time phil, just bide your time *strokes gun*

Peace out and :rock:
EE
09-14-2005, 01:24 PM
Chibi Angel

All hail Cid Long live the Eoff pope and Monkeys ninjas
09-14-2005, 01:39 PM
gokufusionss1

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

*Flies in on T-rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit*

Even on the subject of Monkeys Cid has been found to say:

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Yeah, monkeys are very cool.

My people, a new time is upon us. A time where we can join with our fellow enemy and lead together in the rightful ways us Cid. Let us embrace our new family with open arms!

we all know my issues with the use of monkeys i say it again, for the love of god leave them be.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urtmonkeys.jpg
09-14-2005, 01:45 PM
theundeadhero

My way is the true way of Cidism. All those who oppose it are blind! I leave you all to your fates.

*joins monkeys army*
09-14-2005, 03:17 PM
Primus Inter Pares

The reformation is the only true way to Cid! The pope has become corrupt and is no longer a true representative of Ciddism!
09-14-2005, 03:46 PM
Old Manus

It's spelt HECTICS, dammit.
09-14-2005, 03:49 PM
Flying Mullet

theundeadhero no longer knows the ways of Ciddism and is unfit to hold the title of EoFF Pope!

http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/popemonkey.gif
Follow me and with the true teachings of Ciddism it will be the dawn of a glorious new era!
09-14-2005, 03:54 PM
Primus Inter Pares

NO!

The position of Pope has been tarnished, support PiP's reformations to Ciddism and put down the oppressive rule of the Staff!
09-14-2005, 03:56 PM
Old Manus

You don't just vote a Pope out of office.
09-14-2005, 04:01 PM
Lenna

Kill him, that usually works? xD
09-14-2005, 04:03 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenna

Kill him, that usually works? xD

That would only make him a matyr.
09-14-2005, 04:05 PM
Flying Mullet

Not if he dies from falling down the stairs.

Then he's just clumsy. :roll:
09-14-2005, 04:06 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenna

Kill him, that usually works? xD

With Ninjas!
09-14-2005, 04:32 PM
theundeadhero

It seems Fying Mullet has stepped in to fill the role of the Pope. You have made a bitter enemy this day, EOFF Pope II!
09-14-2005, 04:37 PM
Primus Inter Pares

What we need is not another corrupt pope, but a reformation, Cid cannot be found through one leader from the secret staff porn forum! There must be equal representation!
09-14-2005, 04:42 PM
Flying Mullet

All will be equal and fair under my pope-yness. The new and old shall be heard and newbies and oldbies alike will learn the glory of Ciddism.
09-14-2005, 06:30 PM
Chibi Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

What we need is not another corrupt pope, but a reformation, Cid cannot be found through one leader from the secret staff porn forum! There must be equal representation!

REFORMATION!!! Sounds like fun. Who will lead the reoformation? I'll join you.
09-14-2005, 06:53 PM
Primus Inter Pares

I originally launched the reformations a while ago, but lacked the public support needed. Seeing that I was gaining support, Loony BoB banned me from usernotes to prevent me from gaining strength, so I moved on to #eoff, now I'm there planning the take over...

Join the reformations! Depose the evil staff rule!
09-14-2005, 09:14 PM
Flying Mullet

http://tmst.twu.net/ownies/xbowned.jpg
09-14-2005, 09:33 PM
Jojee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chibi Angel

All hail Cid Long live the Eoff pope and Monkeys ninjas

Welcome to the dark side :love: You have gained the way.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gokufusionss1

we all know my issues with the use of monkeys i say it again, for the love of god leave them be.

[huge pic]

Yeah, no one shall make fun of monkey(s). ^^

And that's why Mullet is unfit to be pope. xD He dreams sexy vampire dreams about me, anyway.... *hmm*

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Originally Posted by Monkey

And that's why Mullet is unfit to be pope. xD He dreams sexy vampire dreams about me, anyway.... *hmm*

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