Kishi is a space alien hellbent on taking over the forums!

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09-14-2005, 05:58 PM
theundeadhero

Kishi is a space alien hellbent on taking over the forums!

People of EOFF. I have made a grave discovery. Kawaii Ryukishi is a space alien and it has been brainwashing the staff! It is most hard to believe, I know, but when you think about Kishi is it really that surprising? Near six years ago Kishi came to this planet looking for a medium in which it could manipulate the minds of this planet. Soon after a little place called Eyes on Final Fantasy was introduced to the webs. Kishi joined this forum and bided it's time. Slowly it gained in influence here. Knowing it had to keep its motives unnoticed it seeped itself in Final Fantasy knowledge and shrouded itself in mystery. It's patience was rewarded with the gaining of Cid's Knighthood. Encouraged, it continued with renewed vigor and began its manipulations. Not daring to reach too far it stuck to those it knew would fall to the subtle ways. Slowly, surely, it made it's way to Adminship. Then nothing could stand in it's way. I first began to notice something was strange when this messege was posted in the secret staff forum:

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi1.jpg

BoB was already lost to us at that point. I used my talents to try to find out more of what was going on. I began to try to intercept transmissions between Kishi and it's brainwashed staff. Most of them were too coded for me to unlock but these precious few give us all the information we need:

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi2.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi3.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/kishi/kishi4.jpg

Del Murder and RSL have already been lost to the cause. Perhaps they might be saved. I am unsure as to whether Yams gave in or not, but I can only assume he has since he still seems to be breathing. Join together now and fight the invasion! Only together can we save ourselves!
09-14-2005, 06:32 PM
Sephex

Kishi and I are cool, so I have nothing to worry about. Everyone else: YOU'RE SCREWED!
09-14-2005, 06:36 PM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Brainnnssssss... Neeeeeed Braaiiiinnnnnnssssssssss.
09-14-2005, 06:36 PM
Yamaneko

Del posts in the SS forum? :confused:
09-14-2005, 06:41 PM
Destai

I BELIEEEEEEVE

Lead us Hero!
09-14-2005, 06:43 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Is Kishi the true way to Cid?
09-14-2005, 06:48 PM
Destai

dis is lIk FFVII lol
09-14-2005, 06:52 PM
Old Manus

kishi is like shinra
09-14-2005, 07:14 PM
Jess

lets escape while we still can. :(
09-14-2005, 07:26 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

kishi is like J.E.N.O.V.A.
09-14-2005, 07:32 PM
themagicroundabout

there's something fishy about this whole shenanigan :shifty:
09-14-2005, 07:34 PM
Miriel

How is this a new discovery? :confused:
09-14-2005, 08:37 PM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

kishi is like J.E.N.O.V.A.

So no matter in how many pieces we rip him, he will STILL be alive. And he's got a plate on his forehead with strage things written on it. Scary, isn't it?
09-14-2005, 08:45 PM
Faris

*gets the shotgun*
09-14-2005, 08:49 PM
Lindy

If you're gonna do bunk like this, at least use the right font in the text.

C'mon.
09-14-2005, 08:49 PM
Chibi Angel

Lord help us all the aliens are here! :scary:
09-14-2005, 08:54 PM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

*gets the shotgun*

Don't you understand? A gun's not gonna kill him!
09-14-2005, 08:58 PM
DK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miriel

How is this a new discovery? :confused:
09-14-2005, 09:01 PM
Light Mage

A calamity from the skies? You mean he's not an Admin staff?

0_o
09-14-2005, 09:09 PM
Old Manus

OMFG AFTER DAYS OF ENDLESS FRUSTRATION AND H4XX0R1NG I HAVE FOUND THE REAL SECRET BEHIND YOUR AVERAGE PICTURE OF SEPHIROTH I WARN YOU SOME MAY FIND THE FOLLOWING IMAGE EXTREMELY DISTURBING AND WILL MAKE YOU DOUBT THE AUTHORITY OF EOFF FOREVER IF YOU HAVE HEART CONDITIONS LOOK AWAY NOW

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...anus/kishi.png

THE CIDS KNIGHTS ARE LIKE SHINRA
09-14-2005, 09:12 PM
Chris

Kishi = Cid.

I think we're cool. :cool:
09-14-2005, 09:14 PM
Destai

I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!
09-14-2005, 09:17 PM
Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!

Really? I'll use a meteo on HIM! >:O
09-14-2005, 09:19 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!

Really? I'll use a meteo on HIM! >:O

Do teh Meteo now!
09-14-2005, 09:29 PM
Jojee

*attacks Kishki with awesome force of lots of monkeys* 8-) Ninja monkeys.
09-14-2005, 09:30 PM
udsuna

Now, *THIS* bad joke, I like.

Alright, guys, break out the ultimate weapons. I got dibs on the Holy Hand Grenade!
09-14-2005, 09:38 PM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

I heard if you piss him off he'll use the meteo on you!

Really? I'll use a meteo on HIM! >:O

Shall we try the Double Meteo Chris?
09-14-2005, 09:38 PM
boris no no

tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!
09-14-2005, 09:44 PM
Jojee

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!

And this is how we shall win ;)
09-14-2005, 09:45 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!

And this is how we shall win ;)

Shes playing dumb, she knows something : o
09-14-2005, 09:47 PM
Jojee

Yes, she knows the power of love and dance and fluffy pink things! ^______^ :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Join us, Destai... for the true power.
09-14-2005, 09:47 PM
DK

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris no no

tralalalalalalla
i have no idea what is going on!!
so i shall dance liek theres no tomorrow and spread the words of love and pink fluffy things!!!!!

And this is how we shall win ;)

Yes, with the power of WASIM AKRAM!!!'s nose on our side, we cannot lose.
09-14-2005, 09:50 PM
Ultima Shadow

Kishi's immune to violence. We have to beat him with the power of love!
09-14-2005, 09:51 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey

Yes, she knows the power of love and dance and fluffy pink things! ^ ^ :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: Join us, Destai... for the true power.

THE PHINK -ITS RAPING MY MIND NY,NYAAASGH
09-14-2005, 09:51 PM
DK

What, you mean hump him to death? Could work, I suppose.
09-14-2005, 10:09 PM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyono

What, you mean hump him to death? Could work, I suppose.

*Puts on leather body suit, and pulls box out from under bed*

I'm ready :trout: :fencing: :twak: :shoot: And that's all the phallic symbols.
09-14-2005, 10:14 PM
KoShiatar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow

Kishi's immune to violence. We have to beat him with the power of love!

Quote:

Everybody get together, trying to love one aonther!
09-14-2005, 10:16 PM
Old Manus

This thread has wtf'd.
09-14-2005, 10:20 PM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

This thread has wtf'd.

How do you figure? It didn't "become wtf", it started that way.
09-14-2005, 10:31 PM
Old Manus

No, it started off lol and now it's wtf.
09-14-2005, 10:47 PM
Destai

yeah
09-14-2005, 11:09 PM
eestlinc

I know for a fact BoB has more than 670 PMs.
09-14-2005, 11:18 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

The Power of Love! *song starts in head*

The Power of the Fluffy Pink will triumpt all!
09-14-2005, 11:23 PM
crashNUMBERS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

Kishi and I are cool, so I have nothing to worry about. Everyone else: YOU'RE SCREWED!

God I hate you...
09-14-2005, 11:26 PM
Shoden

I smurfing knew it! I tried to warn you but nooooo you all pushed me aside and took my money!!!

blah!

I'll use errr meteo err damn the meteo is in use. hmmm.
09-14-2005, 11:38 PM
crashNUMBERS

Another thread that get's sold, Goes Platinum, And get's an archive deal because it has kishi's name on it...
09-14-2005, 11:45 PM
Shoden

Kishi's power has no effect on me because I have no idea what Kishi's power actually is.

Please don't lock me in the cupboard/closet again.
09-15-2005, 12:26 AM
crashNUMBERS

I'll just post in here like everyone else to seem special and stuff. Hey look at me!!
09-15-2005, 12:30 AM
Hawkeye

hey look! its the pessdimistic bastard! :excited:

Kishi: Man or machine?
09-15-2005, 12:38 AM
crashNUMBERS

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

hey look! its the pessdimistic bastard! :excited:

Yeah!! Im such an ass!! Isn't that correct hawky?? ;)

P.S. Im not mad...
09-15-2005, 12:48 AM
Terran

So yeah...everyone has gone crazy and the creator of this thread prolly thinks Paul McCartney is dead. Because everyone knows that crazy people who like to cause conspiracies always follow all of em! Maybe im alrdy under mind control...AHHHHH!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEE!
09-15-2005, 03:05 AM
Peegee

Kishi is old news -- 4/1/2005 news.
09-15-2005, 06:31 AM
krissy

who's kishi
09-15-2005, 07:35 AM
Old Manus

Listen. Understand. The Kishinator is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and it absolutely WILL NOT STOP. Ever.
Until you are dead.
09-16-2005, 09:27 AM
Markus. D

shouldnt this be on the forum section thats meant for you to vent anger or get anything off your chest.
09-16-2005, 10:21 AM
Mitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsukasa

shouldnt this be on the forum section thats meant for you to vent anger or get anything off your chest.

Clearly not, or it would have been moved there
09-16-2005, 12:19 PM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsukasa

shouldnt this be on the forum section thats meant for you to vent anger or get anything off your chest.

Clearly not, or it would have been moved there

Nope, it should be in the section for bad jokes and stupid behavior. AKA... this one.
09-16-2005, 12:48 PM
Light Mage

You mean this is a bad joke?

Darn, I better cancel that interview with the Fortean Times...
09-16-2005, 12:51 PM
crashNUMBERS

Ha!! The bastard didn't post here yet!!
09-16-2005, 01:43 PM
theundeadhero

Kishi totally used his powers to delete the second half of this thread during the server change. He's hiding the evidence.

Bleeep!

OOC: There's no way I'm going to go through the trouble of reposting what was lost during the server change.
09-16-2005, 02:13 PM
udsuna

Yeah, that server-change really took the wind out of the sails. Oh well, that's life.
09-16-2005, 06:51 PM
-N-

It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?
09-16-2005, 07:44 PM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?

Now THAT's power. Could someone make this thread funny again, I'm out of ideas.
09-16-2005, 08:42 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by udsuna

Now THAT's power. Could someone make this thread funny again, I'm out of ideas.

boo
09-17-2005, 03:18 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?

Maybe that is jwhat you want us to think? Maybe it wasn't and your making us think that he has more power than he actually does. Or it is reverse reverse psychology? *gets taken away and gagged by random people*
09-17-2005, 03:50 AM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

It didn't occur to anyone the server thing was Kishi's doing?

Now THAT's power. Could someone make this thread funny again, I'm out of ideas.

:hat:
09-17-2005, 04:06 PM
Giga Guess

Kishi is teh god!!!!1!!!!fifteen!!!

(Hides brain control device under a hat.)
09-17-2005, 04:22 PM
Shoden

ah so this explains all these EOFF hats.
09-17-2005, 04:55 PM
Silmaril

I'm only posting coz i went thru the trouble of reading all three pages.
09-17-2005, 10:33 PM
-N-

That is SPAM! And that is UNACCEPTABLE!
09-17-2005, 10:37 PM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Maybe that is jwhat you want us to think? Maybe it wasn't and your making us think that he has more power than he actually does. Or it is reverse reverse psychology?

Too confused!!! I don't wanna think, anymore!

*goes off to find kishi and get fitted for one of those mind-control devices*
09-17-2005, 11:04 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Maybe that is jwhat you want us to think? Maybe it wasn't and your making us think that he has more power than he actually does. Or it is reverse reverse psychology?

Too confused!!! I don't wanna think, anymore!

*goes off to find kishi and get fitted for one of those mind-control devices*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! What if that is their plan???? Fight them!!! The aliens can't win!!!!
09-17-2005, 11:07 PM
udsuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! What if that is their plan???? Fight them!!! The aliens can't win!!!!

If that's their plan, then you're the mastermind behind it, and thus are trying to confuse us further!

Hey, check out my new *twist* wristwatch! It's stylish, waterproof and *beep* it was free. The *click* *twitch* side effects are supposed to wear off in a couple days.
09-17-2005, 11:23 PM
DarknessFromAbove

OMG! Aeris must summon holy to save us all!

Pray, pray for your miserable lives!
09-17-2005, 11:36 PM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

I am no longer who I once was. Please save me from myself. My name was
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