The Truth about Aeris *Spoilers! Look away*

Many people play through FFVII several tmes before seeing the real story. See... here is how iut works. Aeris is trying to SUMMON meteor herself and she is just lying about black materia doing it. Only she can hear the ancients so how would Cloud know the difference? REally White materia summons meteor and black meteor stops it. Sephiroth realizes this and tries to stop her. While she is "Praying to the planet" as she puts it she is really meditating and summoning meteor. Sephiroth tries to kill her before it is to late but he fails. Cloud is all pissed and still thinks Sephiroth is just Evil. However Clous is a dumbass and decides to go and kill Sephiroth who is the good guy (Who is still trying to get black meteria to work for him but never really manages because cloud shows up and kills him.) THe stuff that stop meteor is just snot... Snot from the planet. The Ancients were using Aeris to kill off the Humans so they could rule again.

If you don't figure this out by your 5th time playing then you are slow...

THAT IS THE REAL TRUTH!!!!!!!
Acually this is just something me and my other nerdy friend was talking about... But it is possible right? Sephiroth is always calling Cloud Ignorant And this makes him pretty ignorant to assist some chick in destroying the world... :D

'Kay. Bye

not true at all.

sephiroth and aeris had a thing goin on you see? But Sephiroth was a virgin, the type that has never seen porn and has never gained knowledge of the birds and the bees, even though he tried to gain the knowledge of the ancients and the planets. all he was trying to do was bang aeris. he thought his sword was his weewee, and he didn't kno where he was supposed to put it so he just kinda rammed it in Aeris' back. Meteor had nothing to do with the story line, it was just a random meteor that happened to be coming towards earth. but that's not how it really happened..

HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED:
tifa's boobs are so big that she has materia slots in them. she had a Cheese WEAPON summon that nobody knew of, as well as meteor materia. she got super hungry, and decided that she wanted to eat some cheese toast. all she needed was a Bread WEAPON materia. so lets go over the steps after this:
1) summon meteor, kill aeris because it's one less stomach to feed. and she sucks.
2) meteor danger released WEAPONS from the planet.
3) cloud heard a rumor that Bread WEAPON could be found in a crater up north.
4) They found Sephiroth got there first, nibbeling on the Bread WEAPON
5) Angry and hungry, Cloud's gang decided to go hunger rage on Sephy and annihalated him. all of this over food.
6) Acquired the Bread WEAPON summon materia after destroying Bread WEAPON.
7) Summoned Bread and Cheese WEAPONS unto meteor, nice and toasty, yeah?
8) everybody had a nice meal, but they forgot to take back meteor so Aeris was all like "aw my gosh i guess i gotta save the planet now... pfft." let holy come along and save the planet.

9) Nanaki was actually an invasive species, and after hojo's expirement, became way more furious, ferocious, vicious, and smarter than humans. ate cloud and co. had some kids. destroyed midgar after 500 years. yep.

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not true at all.

sephiroth and aeris had a thing goin on you see? But Sephiroth was a virgin, the type that has never seen porn and has never gained knowledge of the birds and the bees, even though he tried to gain the knowledge of the ancients and the planets. all he was trying to do was bang aeris. he thought his sword was his weewee, and he didn't kno where he was supposed to put it so he just kinda rammed it in Aeris' back. Meteor had nothing to do with the story line, it was just a random meteor that happened to be coming towards earth. but that's not how it really happened..

HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED:
tifa's boobs are so big that she has materia slots in them. she had a Cheese WEAPON summon that nobody knew of, as well as meteor materia. she got super hungry, and decided that she wanted to eat some cheese toast. all she needed was a Bread WEAPON materia. so lets go over the steps after this:
1) summon meteor, kill aeris because it's one less stomach to feed. and she sucks.
2) meteor danger released WEAPONS from the planet.
3) cloud heard a rumor that Bread WEAPON could be found in a crater up north.
4) They found Sephiroth got there first, nibbeling on the Bread WEAPON
5) Angry and hungry, Cloud's gang decided to go hunger rage on Sephy and annihalated him. all of this over food.
6) Acquired the Bread WEAPON summon materia after destroying Bread WEAPON.
7) Summoned Bread and Cheese WEAPONS unto meteor, nice and toasty, yeah?
8) everybody had a nice meal, but they forgot to take back meteor so Aeris was all like "aw my gosh i guess i gotta save the planet now... pfft." let holy come along and save the planet.

9) Nanaki was actually an invasive species, and after hojo's expirement, became way more furious, ferocious, vicious, and smarter than humans. ate cloud and co. had some kids. destroyed midgar after 500 years. yep.

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...When did Future Esthar get your account password?

That is how it really happened mine version is obviously trash compared to that History book ;)

This thread is incredibly lame.

:mad: Let's not start a flame war. There are a lot of lame threads on this website I just thought it would be fun theorize about different ways the storys would work. If you don't like spam elsewhere stay on topic or leave. :mad:

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:mad: Let's not start a flame war. There are a lot of lame threads on this website I just thought it would be fun theorize about different ways the storys would work. If you don't like spam elsewhere stay on topic or leave. :mad:

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Just giving my view on your theory.

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Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...

this is so dumb. but kinda funny but im voting for this thread to be closed.

Actually it was a story about how the WEAPONs had been imprisoned and locked away by the cruel ruthless ancients, Sephiros wanted to help them and set them free but Aeris wanted the WEAPONS to suffer, suffer until the end of time.

Seffi summoned metoer as a way of just breaking the WEAPONS out of of their prison and when the WEAPONs went on the rampage was just because Humans looked just like their unjust imprisoners... they didn't know the difference. cos they're metal and, ya know, dumb.

You forgot one thing. Sephiroth is an ancient too. :cool:

Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born." Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently." Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

So this is what this forum comes to after so many years of play the game.

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Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...

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Future Esthar is serious about his theories. i was just making a joke. lol. why don't some people realize that?

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Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...

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Future Esthar is serious about his theories. i was just making a joke. lol. why don't some people realize that?

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I was making a joke too.

yeah...Im just gonna gonna go with whatever Advent Children says that happened...sorry guys that I don't have an outrageous story.

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Nah, that at least made grammatical sense...

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Future Esthar is serious about his theories. i was just making a joke. lol. why don't some people realize that?

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you forgot that Future Esthar doesnt have a sense of humor either :eek:

Let's leave talk about specific members away from the boards okay?

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Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born." Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently." Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

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no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)

I reckon, seeing as Cloud obviously has such a screwed up mind, that the entire story was just a figment of his imagination. Or even, that the storyline laid out in the game might actually be true!

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Originally Posted by Light Mage

Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born." Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently." Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

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no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)

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Could you explain this a bit more please?

The truth is that Cloud got really tired of how freaking annoying Aeris was, so he hired Sephiroth to kill her during her daily pray to be more of a bitch then she was the day before. In exchange, he gave Sephiroth the Black Materia, which creates a giant disco ball in the sky so that he could have the world's biggest disco party. After having Aeris killed and pretending to care, Cloud realized how big this party was going to be, and also realized he wasn't invited. This pissed him off. So he gathered his band of leftover rejects and set out to kill Sephiroth before his party started. Along the way, he killed all of Sephiroth's party guests: The Weapons, Shinra, Jenova,Bugenhaden (Poisoned I tell you!), and just about everyone else. They then had a disco battle with Sephiroth in his psycodelic 70s pad in North Crater. Cloud used his trademark move, The Omnislash (Don't ask where he got the name), and defeated Sephiroth in one move. This caused the disco ball to collapse and come down on Midgar. Sephiroth used what was left of his marijuana to get himself high enough to make all those green lights he see's real, thus saving the world. The End.

... I can't believe I wrote any of that....

Ok bye-bye dead thread.

you lot were very rude, its a nice theory.
Personally, I think its not true, just look at the posts above for my view.

we're all joking. or at least i hope we were.

Joking? Of course not! You all know that FFVII is all about drugs and disco!

u forgot tifa's boobs.

Ohhh!
Now it all makes perfect sense.

Light Mage:

"Were Tifa's boobs a secret storehouse for extra Jenova cells? that would explain why she's such a good fighter. You don't need to inject SOLDIER members with Jenova cells, just get them breast-fed instead."

done it 2x an' didnt know that

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Aw c'mon, let them have their fun! I think it's refreshing to have a non-serious in-depth "analyzation" of FF7. Lord knows we have enough of the serious ones.

OMG SEPHIROTH WAS LIKE TOTALLY "I AM BECOME JENOVA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS" LOL AND CLOUD SPANKD HIM BIG TIME WTF!!!11!one!

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Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born." Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently." Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

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no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)

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Could you explain this a bit more please?

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okay am only saying this ones when you see sephiroth kill some of the black cape things about 5 mins after that you met up with rufues but you don't fight him, cloud with fly up and say something about being summoned and gives sephiroth (the real one who is some kind of water thing) the black materia now the one you see killing the black capes things that is the clone and the one who is in the water this is the real sephiroth

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I really have to agree...

THE WHOLE THING IN FF7 IS JUST A DREAM CLOUD MADE UP

TIFA HAS BOOBS?????!!!

No, this is the truth:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...killsaeris.jpg


Cloud is the one that killed Aeris..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :p :D

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No, this is the truth:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...killsaeris.jpg


Cloud is the one that killed Aeris..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :p :D

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wow good editing or is that just the game their where ever it's from

It might be a hacked PC version...

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Originally Posted by Unknowns

No, this is the truth:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...killsaeris.jpg


Cloud is the one that killed Aeris..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :p :D

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Actually, the real truth here is that Cloud can speak Spanish.

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No, this is the truth:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...killsaeris.jpg


Cloud is the one that killed Aeris..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :p :D

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wow good editing or is that just the game their where ever it's from

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...........YES

n sephy was all like

"TENGO DOS HUEVOS GRANDES!"

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Originally Posted by nick72173

Many people play through FFVII several tmes before seeing the real story. See... here is how iut works. Aeris is trying to SUMMON meteor herself and she is just lying about black materia doing it. Only she can hear the ancients so how would Cloud know the difference? REally White materia summons meteor and black meteor stops it. Sephiroth realizes this and tries to stop her. While she is "Praying to the planet" as she puts it she is really meditating and summoning meteor. Sephiroth tries to kill her before it is to late but he fails. Cloud is all pissed and still thinks Sephiroth is just Evil. However Clous is a dumbass and decides to go and kill Sephiroth who is the good guy (Who is still trying to get black meteria to work for him but never really manages because cloud shows up and kills him.) THe stuff that stop meteor is just snot... Snot from the planet. The Ancients were using Aeris to kill off the Humans so they could rule again.

If you don't figure this out by your 5th time playing then you are slow...

THAT IS THE REAL TRUTH!!!!!!!
Acually this is just something me and my other nerdy friend was talking about... But it is possible right? Sephiroth is always calling Cloud Ignorant And this makes him pretty ignorant to assist some chick in destroying the world... :D

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Sorry to say, but I think you're full of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]. That would be REAL stupid if square wanted us to believe in that!

EDIT: OH SORRY >.< It's kinda old this topic, I'm sorry for awakening it :banme (<-- only jk :P)

yknow, im pretty sure the story goes that the pull of gravity from tifa's gicantic boobs pulled a passing meteor from its orbit to the ground. she killed aries because aries was the only one who would kill her because the rest of the team was sexually atracted to her. and she was jelous because cloud had a thing for her. cloud gets pissed off, but because he woulnt kill tifa he decides to kill sephiroth instead. And the final fight is abord sephiroths space ship. (because sephiroth is really an allien.) and no one really dies in the fight because right before cloud kills sephiroth he hits the eject button. as for the planet stopping meteo i must agree with the marijuana theory.

and thats what really happened?

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No, this is the truth:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...killsaeris.jpg


Cloud is the one that killed Aeris..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :p :D

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wow good editing or is that just the game their where ever it's from

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Lol!!
Whahahaahhahaahaha....

Lol Ho ho, and a bottle of Rum to ye!!

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No, this is the truth:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...killsaeris.jpg


Cloud is the one that killed Aeris..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :p :D

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wow good editing or is that just the game their where ever it's from

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With a gameshark, you can type a code to make Sephiroth your main character instead of Cloud, and Cloud will then take Sephiroths position.

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Light Mage: "Nah, he's some kid who was infused with Jenova cells before he was born." Light Mage: "...I like this new font format, I'll have to see how annoying it becomes before I decide to keep it permanently." Light Mage: "PS - Why does your sig say 'Reviving Aries'?"

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no he is but the 1st sephiroth was a clone the one you have to fight is the real one (you find this out somewhere in dics 2)

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Could you explain this a bit more please?

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okay am only saying this ones when you see sephiroth kill some of the black cape things about 5 mins after that you met up with rufues but you don't fight him, cloud with fly up and say something about being summoned and gives sephiroth (the real one who is some kind of water thing) the black materia now the one you see killing the black capes things that is the clone and the one who is in the water this is the real sephiroth

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oh and i think the 1st sephiroth is jenova (something that happens on disk one tell me this) and hojo says that the 1st sephiroth was also a clone and he isn't a cenrta tell me if am worng

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n sephy was all like

"TENGO DOS HUEVOS GRANDES!"

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what aeris big boobs that is just not true

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n sephy was all like

"TENGO DOS HUEVOS GRANDES!"

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what aeris big boobs that is just not true

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....was that a joke? cuz tengo dos huevos grandes means "i have two big eggs" (eggs/slang for balls)

lol

YOUR ALL WRONG!!!!

but since im so nice, ill tell you what really happened
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at the begining aeris tries to sell cloud some flowers, these flowers have drugs in them (she wanted cloud to be drugged for that night O.o)
these drugs were taken from seffy, and he get mad. seffy, being the pot he is, get mad.
he took the black materia and went to his crack house, he traded the black materia for crack and the dealer used the black materia. he was mad because the crack was mixed with other drugs. he was trying to stop the dealer, but he found out that the dealer was cloud. (SPOILER)CLOUD GOT ON HIS CRYSTAL CHOCOBO (not in the game, they edited it out for secret purposes :eek: ) AND RODE AWAY. seffy got to him and fought cloud for more crack (SPOILER)the move omnislash was actually named "crack whroes unite" seffy was defeated, aeris died, and tifa's boobs grew 4 cups that day (.) (.), it was a good day for man kind.
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1000 years later
(SPOILER)chocobos have evolved in to crystal chocobos and tifa's boobs have created 2 more planets PLANET BOOB!!

XD at least its an ORGINAL theory :)

wrong!!!

this was what happened!
1)aerith took the white materia to stop sephiroth
2)sephiroth took black materia to stop aerith
3)cloud took blue materia to stop both
4)tifa took grey materia to stop cloud because cloud will fall in love in aerith
5)barret took fatass materia to stop tifa becos barret is scared that cloud will fall in love with tifa
6)vincent took the gun and chaos limit break from lucrecia but later found the new materia Lucrecia Boob Materia to stop all of them from this stupid materia fight
7)cait sith took the oversized moogle as a fake materia who later loses it in advent children.
8)cid highwind took shinra no. 26 to blow up everyone but got slashed by sephiroth who later becomes crippled like rufus
9)YUFFIE STOLE ALL THE MATERIA AND COMBINED THEM Into BECOMING chEESE MATERIA
10) in the end nobody was wrong but yuffie because no mores materia existed on earth

yeah and then what...?

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Heavy overdramatic sigh...

tifa and her silicone implants blocked the meteor.....end of story

it can't end like that ffxfreak. it can't !i disagre!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap this is a trainwreck.