1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

Here is how this thread works, we post reasons according to this subject and when we get to 1001 we celebrate with whatever you mods can think of. Make sure after you post to check over it to make sure you got you numbers right. I'll go first

1.If somehow you have found some Final Fantasy X bed spread with matching pillows.
2.You make your own gunblade
3.You wear a shirt that says Aeris R.I.P
4.If you legally change your name to Zidane
5.If you dye your skin blue and grow red dreadlocks.
6.When playing a zombie game like Resident Evil, you shout "LIFE, LIFE!"
7.If you have everyone in FFX fill every grid on the sphere grid.

8.When you sing and or hum "one winged angel"and "the hymn of th fayth"

9. When you wonder what is going to happen next and then fall down the stairs and spring your ankle XD ((Guilty))
10. When You cosplay as Sephiroth but ur parents won't let you take ur sword all over town XP (( Guilty))
11.When you are cosplayed as Tifa and beat the crap out of a poolstick making it look like a limit break just because your angry (( Guilty))

I have way to many, would post more but that would be a lot XDXDXDXDXDXD

12.If you dress as ff characters............... on a regular basis.
13.If your friends know how to play but have never even laid eyes on the games.

14.If you check to see if a frog is really human
15.You confuse the word airplane with airship
16.If you're herhttp://i360.com/shirokami/ax2k3/gall...splayimage.jpg
17.If you're these girls *link removed* oops supposed to be pics of eiko and ff9 shiva.
18.If you get custom final fantasy jewelery (Ashley has a chocobo necklace).

EDIT BY BoB: Removed your link - the site you were linking to does not allow remote linking, and the result wasn't dandy. :)

19) If you contribute to a thread such as this.
20) If you suddenly realize you've been playing FF for an entire day and don't think much of it.
21) If you can quote lines from a FF game, and not the short ones like "whatever..." or "YOU SPOONY BARD!"
22) You make an entire website devoted to one or more Final Fantasy games.
23) If you look at this and don't feel bad for the guy's mother: http://web1.file-center.net/tattoo/p...345043-big.jpg
24) If you actively look for and collect pictures of your favorite character with more in mind than just looking at Heidegger him or her.
25) If you have bought a re-release or port of a FF game that you already own.
26) If you get excited when you see an announcement for a re-release or port of a game you already own.
27) If you've ever engaged in the ultimate FF fan **** waving contest: "I've beaten more FF games than you (and I did it better than you)."
28) If you can pronounce the words "Papaopamus", "Yamata no Orochi", "Scarmiglion", "Cagnozzio", "Midgard Sormr" and "Adrammalech" without having to stare at the screen a minute.
29) You can understand obscure references to FF games that haven't even been released in the US.

30) When you fail at life

31) You spend hours practicing fan arrangements of music from final fantasy on your instrument
32) You spend hours practicing the *real* arrangements of music from FF on your instrument.
33) You spend hour practicing the music of FF on an instrument you've never played before in your life.
34) Normal people named Vincent, Rosa, Maria, Cecil, Terra, Cara, Lulu, and Guy give you funny looks when you start talking about their exploits.
35) You don't need a strategy guide to quote HP of various monsters
36) At different levels in ff8.

37)When you play through the game a second time you save at different parts because that part of the story is cool and you want easy access to it
38)When your AIM sound for receiving a message is the victory fanfare
39)When you complain an FF game sucks but you played and beat it anyways
40)You've learned a lot about ancient mythlogical creatures and gods from the summons and enemies

THE JACKEL

41) When you know what Odin, Gungir, Sleipnir, the Midgard Sormr and Yggdrasil are, but you've never even heard of Frigg, Tyw or Loki.

42) You make a post on a fan forum detailing 1001 ways in which you know you're addicted.

43) when you try mounting an ostrich
44) when you start thinking chickens are a cross between a moogle and a chocobo
45) when you yell "CURE 3!" whenever you apply a bandage to yourself
46) When you stop caring about Aeries.
47) When you get a bumper sticker that says my other car is a Chocobo
48) When you start to think weilding a sword bigger than yourself is reasoable
49) when you dream about it (duh)
50) When you think a full party is you and two(or three/or four) frineds
51) You try saving in real life
52) Instead of calling your dog you summon it
53) You get amnesia
54) You can comprehend how roman numerals I,V, and X work

55) You did something for your girlfriend (significant other), which made her so happy that she jumped and threw her arms around you, and in your mind all you could hear was the Victory Fanfare.

56) When you master all the jobs in "ffV".
57) If you post at eyesonff every week complaining that Aries shouldn't have died.
58) If you have one of these http://www.animerainbow.com/ff7-ufo-cloud.jpg .

58) You try to style your hair like Cloud or Squall or Tidus etc

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58) You try to style your hair like Cloud or Squall or Tidus etc

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You mean 59...

60)When you ponder the wounders of the next ff game.

61) you wonder how much EXP your nemesis is worth
62) Try to gain AP to get a promotion at work
63) Ask your grandpa about airships
64) Name your pet's Cid

19) If you contribute to a thread such as this.
Guilty.

20) If you suddenly realize you've been playing FF for an entire day and don't think much of it.
Guilty.


23) If you look at this and don't feel bad for the guy's mother: http://web1.file-center.net/tattoo/p...345043-big.jpg
Guilty.

24) If you actively look for and collect pictures of your favorite
character with more in mind than just looking at Heidegger him or her.
Guilty...no, wait.


26) If you get excited when you see an announcement for a re-release or port of a game you already own.
Guilty.

27) If you've ever engaged in the ultimate FF fan **** waving contest: "I've beaten more FF games than you (and I did it better than you)."
Not guilty, but almost.

28) If you can pronounce the words "Papaopamus", "Yamata no Orochi", "Scarmiglion", "Cagnozzio", "Midgard Sormr" and "Adrammalech" without having to stare at the screen a minute.
Guilty. I think it is Cagnazzo, though. The four FF IV Fiends were named after people in the Divine Comedy. Of course, you play too much FF if you know this. So, guilty twice.

29) You can understand obscure references to FF games that haven't even been released in the US.[/QUOTE]
Ehm....guilty?

65. Whenever someone talks about a cloud (In the sky) and you anwser somthing like "Yeah his sword is cool!!!"

66. If you know what an arship looks like and exactly how it work.

67. if you know what moogles, chocobos,Bushags,aeons,eidolons and espers are.

68. If you know what "Kupo" means.

69. If you think your Cloud Strife or any other character.
70. If you try to beat up your friends for EXP
71. If you speak AL Bhed instead of English

72. If you've taught your friends Al Bhed, albeit against their will.
73. If you've asked the local council to install a hover-sofa system like the one in Esthar.
74. If you've walked into the betting shop and placed a bet on Teioh.
75. If the soundtrack in your head changes whenever you enter a new area.
76. If you wonder why it isn't the morning after sleeping for only 10 seconds.
77. If you think it is acceptable to walk into someone's house and raid their kitchen cupboards for Ethers.

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67. if you know what moogles, chocobos,Bushags,aeons,eidolons and espers are.

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78. If all your friends know everything about your favourite Final Fantasy despite the fact none of them ever played the game.
79. If you set up a .wav of Kefka's laugh as the sound for when Windows encounters fatal errors. (I'm guilty of this one... >_>)
80. If all those "Which is your favourite character/summon/boss/etc." polls look awfully repetitive to you.
81. If you have over 20 gigs of Final Fantasy music/images/videos/fanfics/etc on your computer.
82. If you have your own theme song and hum or sing whenever you make an entrance.

83.If you buy any of the Final Fantasy soundtracks
84.If you ask people to call you Rusty.
85. If you walk around holding your tounge out.
86.You equip yourself with daggers, go to the zoo with some friends, release the animals and claim it The Festival of the Hunt!
87.If you dream about an eyeball destroying a city.
88.If you have cut your hair with a dagger.
89.You eat food with a giant fork.

90. If you try to jump off a cliff because you think an invisible force field is there. And then you die.

91.If you call your mother Jenova and your father Sin!

92. When you beat penance

( good luck getting 1001 posts )

93. When you think FFX-2 is actually GOOD

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90. If you try to jump off a cliff because you think an invisible force field is there. And then you die.

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94. After someone else pulls that stunt, you try to save them with a Phoenix Down.

95.When you get all of your characters to the highest level possible. Ex:lv 99

96. When you collect a strategy guide for every FF game that was released, even if you don't need them.........................ok, I'm guilty of this :cry:

97. You use 5 bottles of hair gel a day to give it that authentic Cloud spike

98) You start carrying around marbles and saying it's your orb of light or materia
99) When you claim you're losing your memory when spending too much time with your pets
100) When you're bored you read the FF instruction manuals or Players guides
101) You plan out your entire strategy to the game on paper, such as who will have what equipped who will learn what, what order you teach them in... etc. etc.

THE JACKEL

102) When engaged in a fight, you and your gang stand in a line to the right and attack in sequential order.

103) When you get to level 99 on Final Fantasy V....

104.When you end each sentence with ya know
105.When you talk loudly in one or two word sentences like Fujin
106.You get a tatoo that says Final Fantasy is old skool
107.When play FF X-2 4 times over until you get every dressphere.
108.In FFX if you get all of your blitzball players to level 100
109.In FFX when you're able to defeat a created monster from the monster arena.
110/If you're him http://agsma.acparadise.com/FC2K/laguna.jpg

111. When you can ACTUALLY think of 1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy. (Or 111 for that matter)

112. When asked why you beat someone up you say "I needed the 15 AP so I could master the use of stashing megaelixirs"
113. During the mile run, you frequently cast haste on yourself.
114. When you threaten people with "Bitch, don't make me cast reflect and bounce ultima off my party."
115. At the bus stop during the winter you cast firaga and wonder why it's still cold."

116.) When your singing the song "Sugar, we're going down" by fallout boy and you get to the part, "Don't tell mommy im watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your cheaks, isn't it messed up, how im just dying to be him," you cant help but wish to be Zidane, because you think Garnet is hot.

117.) When you start explaining what an RPG by immidiatly telling them that final fantasy is an RPG.

118.) When you become Addicted to online ff things such as Final Fighting Fantasy.

119.) When you've come up with a theory of how all numbered ff games are related in Chronilogical order, from one through ten.

120.) When you start to realize that many of the things you posted yourself relate to you, a lot.

121.) When you start to thinks Sword-Chucks are the bomb, and should be put into a future ff game.

122) When you're in the military and everytime you hear RPG you think role playing game, while everyone else thinks rocket propelled grenade

THE JACKEL

123) If you dream about final fantasy
124) If you came up with the last 123 reasons.

125) If you play Final Fantasy all the day at summer holiday with exceptions of eating and sleeping. (And yes im guilty)

126) When you watch Advent Children and die inside after the realisation that Tifa isn't real...

127. When you actually try to summon espers...(I mean I know if I try harder Leviathan will appear)

128. When any of these apply to you

129. When you take a black rock and try to call forth a meteor to destroy the world

130. You try and grow your hair as long as Sephiroth's

131. You still are wondering why Cliud did not use Life or a phoenix down on Aeris.

132. When you know what Midgard means...(Okay I am guilty but it was not because of FF VII I know what it means)

133. When you wish that people would change clothes like in FF X-2

134. When you suggest #133 to a friend who is a girl, and knows what you mean and then she slaps you on the face.

135. After doing #134 you try to cast cure on yourself, but wonder why it still hurts.

136.When you post more then once in this thread.
137. When you go to the store and get pissed when they won't sell phenix down or potions to you.
138.When you start wondering how much HP and MP you(in real life) have.

139.If you try to play Blitzball with your friends!

140)If you cosplay ff.

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141) You realize you only need one playthrough of FFX-2 to get all the dresspheres
142) You realize that you can't indeed reflect ultima as it's not a reflective magic :}}

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142) You realize that you can't indeed reflect ultima as it's not a reflective magic :}}

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But does the person I'm threatining know that.

143) When your all "Bitch, don't make me go Paragon on your ass."

144: Lu...pa...gamhi...dho?
145: If you actually got 144.
146: you loaned your playstation, GBA, and all of your games to your best friend for the sole purpose of getting them addicted. :D

147) You can give the full name of every character in the Japanese AND American versions of every game. And if the character's name got changed in a subsequent release, you know that too.

148) You make your favourite FF character out of clay for your High School art class :o
149) You get a good score on said project ^_^

THESE ARE BIG ONES
150.wHEN YOU'RE A YU YEVON WITNESS THAN A JOHOVA WITNESS(Someone actually knocked on our door trying to convert us to Yevon and handed me a FFX disc, I told him "What the smurf , this is a game, you're that obsessed with it , my god you need help" and he runs off)
151.When a friend says to you that you have a FF addiction problem
152.When your parents send you to the psychiotrist for FF addiction
153.When you accidently call your girlfriend Aeris
154.When you accidently call your girlfriend Yuna
155.When you accidently call your girlfriend Rikku
156.When you accidently call your girlfriend Rinoa
157.When you name your dog Red XIII even though you have never played FFVII.

158. When you play the later FF's and gert pissed off because once again, the Ragnarok wasn't the most powerful weapon in the game.

159. When you think winning a chocobo race is an exceptable excuse to get out of prison.

160. When you replay FF scenes over and over again in your head.

161. When you put a lot of thought and time into arguments about certain aspects of the games (it is Zack in the tunnel in Sector 5)

162. When you think seriously about where you would like to live in each Final Fantasy world.

163. When you see a magazine with Final Fantasy on it you get as excited as you did when you were 6.

164. When you study hard for you sat's just so you can get into Balamb Garden.

165. When you take a FF strategy guide to school just to read the character profiles and look at the pictures.

166. When you attempt to write a FF fanfic.

167. When someone tells you they don't like FF7 you genuinely can't understand them and think they must be a bad person.

168. When you literally spend hours trying to get past that damn fish in the city of the ancients.

169. When you hear a song from a Final Fantasy game and your heart skips a beat and you have to physically restrain yourself from stopping whatever your doing and going to play it.

170. When you include Mitsuda and Eumatso in the same list as Horner and Williams, and the soundtracks from Xenogears and FF7, with Field of Dreams and Star Wars.

Ok thats enough I think.

171. When you just want to keep listing things on a stupid list you've seen 10 million times.

172. When you've played each Final Fantasy game more then 20 times, even the ones you don't like that much.

173. If you equip salt/pepper/ketchup to your dinner.

174) If you've played ff2, 3 and 5 which were not released state side.

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108.In FFX if you get all of your blitzball players to level 100

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Impossible to get them to lvl 100. They only go up to 99.

175. When you hack FFX and change it so blitzball players can reach level 100.

176. If you ever have quoted an FF character in a philosophical debate.
177. You see nothing unusual about transgendered villans.

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178. If you ever have quoted an FF character in a philosophical debate.
179. You see nothing unusual about transgendered villans.

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You skiped two.

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174) If you've played ff2, 3 and 5 which were not released state side.

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nAW AH, 2, AND 5 ARE RELASED HERE AS FINAL FANTASY ANTHOLOGY AND FINAL FANTASY ORIGINS

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108.In FFX if you get all of your blitzball players to level 100

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Impossible to get them to lvl 100. They only go up to 99.

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178.If you've corrected me on this
179.If you accidently call your little sister Eiko.
180.If you call your brother Vincent when that's not his name.
181.If you call your brother Squall, when that's not even his name
182.When walking down the hall you just say Fianl Fantasy from out of the blue
183. When you look at someone and interpret what character they are.
184.When you wear a shirt that says Vivi we're missing you
185." " Vivi R.I.P

186. You've said Kupo randomly in your sentences more than thirty times.

187.) When Final Fantasy was the Key factor in deciding your future :(

188. If you have the exact same tattoo as Zell.
189. If you style your hair like Selphie.
190. If you name your dog Angelo.
191. If you dye your hair green like Terra. *Guilty as charged!*

192. If you have soundtracks for FF games you've never owned
193. If you're playing 3 different FF games at the same time (I, VII, and IX for me :x)
194. If you praise Nobuo Uematsu as a musical genius ^_^

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You skiped two.

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Oops, sorry. (blushes). I fixed it now.
195. You learned latin just so you could understand "One-Winged Angel". :D
196. You've ever used "I will knock you all down!", "son of a submariner", or "spoony bard" in a non- FF related conversation.

197.you start a black mage factory in your basement
198.If you have a tattoo of Garnet on your left breast
199.If you like to wear a red bandana on your head covering your eyes.
200.If you wear a quistis costume ever. and it's not for a bet.

201.If you do a victory dance after compliting your chores/homework.
202.If you practiced back-flips like Zidane and can do it exactly like him.

202. You tried to get a mokey tail.

203.When people are talking about your favorite singer you say that Lenne is yours
204." " that Julia is yours.
205.When you're walking down the hall, you try to advertise Final Fantasy to someone
206." "Final Fantasy 2 to someone
206." FF4 to someone
207." "FF5 to someone

208. When you and some buds go rob a bank with bows and arrows
209. When you go to court and threaten to cast doomsday
210.When you talk like you're carribean because you like wakka.

[I've done 186 and 194:( I wrote an essay on how nobuo uematsu was my musical hero in english last year, and me and ryan kweh at each other during math class xD and wark. and kupo]

211~ You try to make up a battle system and keeping having to remind yourself that you *can't* necessarily use the same names and ideas found commonly in ff;_;

212. When you match 71 (33%) of the above (8, 13, 19, 20, 21, 23, 24, 28, 30, 32, 35, 37, 40, 41, 42, 44, 46, 48, 49, 50, 54, 60, 61, 65, 66, 67, 68, 78, 80, 81, 83, 93, 95, 100, 101, 117, 120, 121, 123, 125, 126, 128, 130, 132, 133, 136, 138, 148, 149, 151, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 165, 168, 170, 171, 174, 176, 177, 182, 183, 186, 192, 193, 194, 202, 205, and 211 for me :o )

213. When you actually count up all the ones that apply to you :)
214. If you post here just to share your accomplishments with fellow FF Addicts o/

215) If you've already got the script for Advent Children memorized
216) ...In Japanese!
217) If you've gotten all jobs to level 75 in FFXI
218) If you start to get cold and shiver frantically while not playing FF
219) ...And it's summer!
220) If you bought a pocketstation for FFVIII
221) If you've made the clock roll over in any of the games.
222) If you start a new game of FFI and beat it all in one sitting before you realize you've forgotten to turn the TV on.
223) If you go to the game store and criticize people's poor technique while they play the demo of FFXII
224) If you've been asked who would win, a ninja or a shaolin monk, you say "that's a tough one... Ninjas have the Utsusemi advantage, but monks do some crazy damage. I guess the monks, since ninjas have low VIT, and they'd get hit while trying to bring Utsusemi back up..."
225) If you understood the above.
226) If the only reason you own a gamecube is Crystal Chronicles.
227) If there's only a crater where your square button used to be.
228) ...And you can still use boost!
229) If you're in bed with your significant other and can't stop thinking about Heidegger your favorite character.
230) If you've ever taken a screenshot of your inventory just to prove that you have, in fact, gotten 99 smuts.

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187.) When Final Fantasy was the Key factor in deciding your future :(

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guilty :p

231.When you have a cold you call it your echo screen
232.When you eat gyshal greens
233.When you experiment to make your own potions
234.""your own bombs.

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215) If you've already got the script for Advent Children memorized
216) ...In Japanese!
217) If you've gotten all jobs to level 75 in FFXI
218) If you start to get cold and shiver frantically while not playing FF
219) ...And it's summer!
220) If you bought a pocketstation for FFVIII
221) If you've made the clock roll over in any of the games.
222) If you start a new game of FFI and beat it all in one sitting before you realize you've forgotten to turn the TV on.
223) If you go to the game store and criticize people's poor technique while they play the demo of FFXII
224) If you've been asked who would win, a ninja or a shaolin monk, you say "that's a tough one... Ninjas have the Utsusemi advantage, but monks do some crazy damage. I guess the monks, since ninjas have low VIT, and they'd get hit while trying to bring Utsusemi back up..."
225) If you understood the above.
226) If the only reason you own a gamecube is Crystal Chronicles.
227) If there's only a crater where your square button used to be.
228) ...And you can still use boost!
229) If you're in bed with your significant other and can't stop thinking about Heidegger your favorite character.
230) If you've ever taken a screenshot of your inventory just to prove that you have, in fact, gotten 99 smuts.

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235)when u write this much

236)When you cry when Aeris died
237)When you cry when Tidus and Yuna kissed

THE JACKEL

238. When you cry through the whole end scene and credits of FFX.

I'm guilty of all of the following.

239) When your hair automatically rearranges itself to mimic the protagonist of whatever FF you're playing currently.
240) You actually laughed at the conclusion of the Tifa/Loz battle in AC.
241) You understood AC in the first place.
242) When you try to make a fake account on Facebook as Squall.
243) When throwing firecrackers at people's house in the middle of the night, you yell out the names of FF spells.
244) When you get free cheesy bread from Little Caesar's and hum the victory theme.
245) When you know all the words to both versions of One-Winged Angel.
246) When you actually own a pair of swordchucks.
247) When you made said pair of swordchucks yourself and worked out the katas for it.
248) When you scientifically prove that Sephiroth owns.
249) When you habitually say "Tifa boobies!" for no reason.
250) If you went to see Dear Friends.
251) If you risked death in so doing.

256. For birhtday parties, your theme is Final Fantasy 2
257. " " FF4
258.'" FF5
259.' " FF6
260. " " FF7
261. "" FF8
262.When you accidently call your teacher Instructor Trepe.

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262.When you accidently call your teacher Instructor Trepe.

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Even I haven't slipped up that bad.
263. You drink a bottle of hair tonic thinking it'll restore your health. You end up in the hospital the next day after getting your stomach pumped.

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58) You try to style your hair like Cloud or Squall or Tidus etc

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now tht i am guilty of!! anyways

267: when u can quote nearly every line from most of the final antasy games (guilty)
268: when u get in to a fight and run off saying "live and let live"

I'm guilty of all of the below

269: When you work out what role (monk, warrior etc) you and each of your friends would play in battle, as well as what your stats would be, as well as config./front/back row, and each person's lv.

270. You then go outside to practice your limit breaks

271. As you say you're going to go practice moves in the garden, you give a lil' sigh.

272. Your main reason for learning martial arts/ backflips etc. was so you could be more like Zell!

273. When you finally landed his intro sequence of moves, complete with thumbs up, you nearly collapse in ecstacy

274. When asked how you are, you say "You know me, I'm always good"

275. You make replica weapons and then after a while, spend ages jumping around with said sword, shouting "Rough Divide!"

276. When you don't really like hotdogs, but they're always listed on sites etc. as your favourite food.

277. In a mood you adopt Zell's temper stance and shout "What did ya SAYYY!!!"

278. If you stand round silently, arms folded leaning against a wall thinking "Man, I'm soooo like Auron now"

279. You go to football thinking "I'm gonna land that damn sphere shot this week!"

280. You HAVE!!!!! ^_^

281) When you count experience points after beating someone up.

282. When you hold a flower pedal in your and open and close your hand waiting for a feather to appear and turn into a gunblade
283. Calling your children and pets the character names
284. Cosplaying as the character constantly and claiming that you ARE the real character brought to life (I know people who are like that...very annoying...)
285. Getting implants and tring to be just like Tifa
286. Making everything look like FF in your room
287. Hit someone with a stick and scream out "Zombie!!!"
288. Talking in Al Bhed to random people
289. Making Blitz Ballz
290. Tring to play Blitz Ball, and tring not to drown
291. Knowing all the details of the Characters costumes by heart
292. Knowing every single word and expression from a FF game

You only read the first page, Rinoa. You're way off. Your post should've started with 282 and ended with 292...

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You only read the first page, Rinoa. You're way off. Your post should've started with 282 and ended with 292...

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Oppisy sorry ^^;

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Originally Posted by Nick Schovitz

Here is how this thread works, we post reasons according to this subject and when we get to 1001 we celebrate with whatever you mods can think of. Make sure after you post to check over it to make sure you got you numbers right. I'll go first


2.You make your own gunblade

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i made a whip

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8.When you sing and or hum "the hymn of th fayth"

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yeah what's bad bout that? :eyebrow:

293) u beilive u can send the fallen
294) u made sign an put it up in a public place saying

'all persons (betwen the age of 10 and 17) can come to the new establised garden to become a SeeD. call (your number) for more info.
from
Cid'

295) u grow a tail

[leeza]Please do not double post. Use the edit/delete button. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

296)you know you played too much when you write a biografi for Cloud at school as a projekt
297) you know you played too much when you give one of your friends money just so he will play final fantasy 8

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297) you know you played too much when you give one of your friends money just so he will play final fantasy 8

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man i would have saved the money 4 the next FF

[/QUOTE]man i would have saved the money 4 the next FF

ahh it was only like 4 dollars and he like the game

298:when all your freinds brothers and family knows all about ff and they have never played it

299.If you're Vivi knight
300.When you start to grow Gyshal Greens in your garden
301.When you make plans for hilda Garde 4
302.You carve hedges shaped like FFiX charcaters
303.""FFX characters.

When you let the clock start over TWICE!
(Yes, I did, FF VIII)

[QUOTE=Lyde Lyde]299.If you're Vivi knight
why :confused: :confused: :confused: :mad:

Because another post says if you wear a shirt that says Vivi R.I.P. I bet you do don't you?

304. If you let yourself get hit by bullets/swords/punches so you can learn blue magic
305. You attempt to cast Auto-Life on yourself before dying
306. If you talk like Kefka
307. If you attempt to change clothes so you can do different things
308. If you see a train pulling into a station and yell, "It's the Phantom Train! Run for your lives!"
309. If you call octopi Ultros
310. If you fly around in a plane looking for Doom Gaze
311. If you regularly talk like Quina
312. If you think a Burger King crown has magical abilities
313. If you call the biggest tree in your backyard the Tree of the Void
314. If you compare Microsoft with Shinra
315. If you call a gate Atomos
316. If you have different names for yourself depending on your appearance

317)

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174) If you've played ff2, 3 and 5 which were not released state side.

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Because another post says if you wear a shirt that says Vivi R.I.P. I bet you do don't you?

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no i can.t find any whit ff stuff on but i would like you have 1 :D :D :D :D :D whit cloud or vivi on

318. you sit for 6 hours tryin to download the victory tune for a ring tone
319. when doing this you also download videos from the games and every other song you possably can.
320. you name your budgie Yuna!

Yes im guilty of this!!!!

Vivi you can get it made of course from a person or a store?
321.If you get a cat, put a scarf on it, and sit it on atop of a skinned bear.

322. You get nightmares from not playing Final Fantasy.

333. You start reminding them a bit too much.

334:you complete the games 10 times and luv them so much your start doing it again (guilty)

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334:you complete the games 10 times and luv them so much your start doing it again (guilty)

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Umm, that's supposed to be 324.

325. If you have FFI, FF2, Dawn of Souls, and Origins.

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322. You get nightmares from not playing Final Fantasy.

333. You start reminding them a bit too much.

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Watch out ELS you could've just edited now for
326.When you ask an old man to be your Eidolon
327.When you wear you hair in a 50s fashion with yellow overalls like Selphie.

328) If you think a solo monk game of FFI sounds like a fun little walk in the park
329) If you've figured out how Ultima works in FFII
330) If you've beaten Dark Cloud with a party of 4 Scholars in FFIII
331) If you wonder why everyone complains about Edward being weak when in YOUR game he can kill the Antlion in one hit
332) If your "level 1 init equips only no materia" game is up to disc 2
333) If you levelled up to 99 in FFVIII just to see Omega Weapon's new stats
334) If your name is Maat

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334:you complete the games 10 times and luv them so much your start doing it again (guilty)

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Umm, that's supposed to be 324.

325. If you have FFI, FF2, Dawn of Souls, and Origins.

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Guilty. :D
335) If you actually maxed out Ultima in FFII just for the hell of it. (also guilty).

Oh I should have been more specific, I meant in the FC version.

336) If you've gotten ANY spell in FFII to level 16.

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Oh I should have been more specific, I meant in the FC version.

336) If you've gotten ANY spell in FFII to level 16.

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I got Fire to level 16 once. But that was because I couldn't find the first place I was supposed to go to (the place they're from) and I just battled for the hell of it.

337. If you attempt to cast Stop on other people during a race
338. If you try to modify a warship to make it fly
339. If you start wearing a pointy hat with a star on it
340. If you complete your bestiary in any FF (guilty)
341. If you're an insomniac and try to cast Sleep on yourself
342. If you try to cast Blizzaga on the roads leading to your school so you can have a snow day

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341. If you're an insomniac and try to cast Sleep on yourself

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343. You think you sleep too much and equip and item that makes "Insomniac" an equipable ability and then equip "Insomniac."

344.if u talk like barret
345.if u talk like wakka

346. When you begin to feel sad that its all just a game and the characters are not real..
347. When you are addicted to watching the same FMV's over and over * ahh Rinoa and Squalls waltz dancing*
348. You make a ff music video
349. You start to imagine the lives of ff characters after the game is over and what theyre future would be like now..

350. You have the ENTIRE OST of you favourite FF stored on your phone as ring tones....

(So what.. I like it!!!)

351) If you know how to describe a chocobo.

352.if u keep watching reruns of the good parts

353. you play sid meier's civilization and name the cities after FF towns, complete with landmarks (Esthar has an observatory, Besaid is an island, and Nibelheim is beside a snowy mountain) and have your very own FF world map.

354: if on a gameboy game e.g pokemon erm star wars and golden sun 1and2 u name you characters squal tidus rinoa ect.......

355: If you see everyone as a part of one of the final fantasy series
356: When you're thinking hard and that thought turns into a daydream of you being in final fantasy.
357: When you stare at the screen playing it the whole day and when someone tell you to turn it off you either don't listen or act like a angry tiger.

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355: If you see everyone as a part of one of the final fantasy series
356: When you're thinking hard and that thought turns into a daydream of you being in final fantasy.
357: When you stare at the screen playing it the whole day and when someone tell you to turn it off you either don't listen or act like a angry tiger.

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GUILTY!!

^haha i do that too..>_<

358. You are scared by people who have the same default names as someone else.

359 you use rpg maker to make an ff game cause you got all the time in the world.

Hmmmm, but if you have all the time in the world, doesn't that mean you're not playing ENOUGH Final Fantasy?

360. If you just read 360 suggestions that you are playing too much final fantasy

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361. u dress your pet as a chocobo :choc2:a moomba:moomba:or a moogle:mog:
362. u joined this fourm and submit messages on every FF section :p
363.when u hurt yourself u shout 'CURE!' and strike a pose
364. u get a stick and pretend it's a wand
365. u go to art classes and make a life size Buhamut
366.u get a magicians hat and a long bit of oak. u carve to oak into a staff and and pretend to be Vivi
367.u run like the FF characters (guilty)
368.your PS2 (or other console) is still running cause u haven't save your game yet (also guilty)
369. u make the FF costumes for...Um.......Er...partys
370.u go on Ebay all night and beat all of the other people in geting ever FF things u can. NOTHING WILL STOP U FROM GETTING SQUALL'S GUNBLADE!!!!!

371) If these are starting to sound repetative
372) ...and you're still thinking of some more

373) When you've had an assignment to be able to write about whatever you like and you write about one of the final fantasy's- it's every weapon, armour (I'm aussie so I spell armour like that), and accesorries and characters.
374) When you stare at your cat/ a cat for ages and then ask: Where's your pompom kupo?
375) When you make up a chocobo language
376) When your friend are playing final fantasy you yell: SQUALL'S ALL MINE MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!

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373) When you've had an assignment to be able to write about whatever you like and you write about one of the final fantasy's- it's every weapon, armour (I'm aussie so I spell armour like that), and accesorries and characters.
374) When you stare at your cat/ a cat for ages and then ask: Where's your pompom kupo?
375) When you make up a chocobo language
376) When your friend are playing final fantasy you yell: SQUALL'S ALL MINE MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!!!

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Strange, Im american and i still have a habit of spelling it Armour, sounds more natural to me.

377.) When you post in an FF Forum just because it is an FF Forum

378.) You rewrite a game from a chocobos point of veiw. :D

379.) Vhen u weshpond to anyshing like a Hypello

380) when you paint a chicken blue and throw it out in the water because you think it can walk on it.
381) when you paint a chicken golden , throw it up in the air and yell fly fly.

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382) when you start to refer KFC as Kentucky Firaga chocobo
383) when you try the pom - pom moogle pack
384) when you try to perform Cloud's spinning sword move (victory dance) - guilty
385) when you actually perfect it...

386) When a friend invites you over to their house but you say no because you still wanted to play FF.
387) when you lit fire using a match you yell fira then get really excited because you thought you could do magic.
388) When you see someone you don't like you get a stick, pretend it's a sword and a say: Back off malboro!!!

389) When you want to put ur class notes away and save them, u call on a moogle
EDIT: try to call on a moogle XD

390) you try and find a chocobo egg on ebay but give up and buy an ostich egg instead...

391) You remember all the details in 1 FF game and when they are rapidly mentioned in another FF you immediately remember them and you go AWWW......guilty

392) one or more or your favourite songs is off FF or composed byNobuo Uematsu

393) You hide your swords in your bike.

364- You care enough about this thread to post in it multiple times, repeatedly adding examples.

365) You are well known for saying "Son of a Submariner"
366) "Don't make me knock you down" is often heard coming from your lips.

udsuna and bbomper it is 394 and 395 and 396 : )

**snicker**
lol

397) You play your portable FF games while using the toilet
398) People go to you for any FF information
399) you've pictured an FF character while having sex (One I'm not guilty of, but know someone who is)
400) You've returned to this thread and read all 400 reasons, some more than once!

THE JACKEL

401) your favourite sayings are "You Spoony Bard" or "Chicken-Wuss"

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387) when you lit fire using a match you yell fira then get really excited because you thought you could do magic.

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k i'm guilty...

402) u think people will be able to post 1001 ways u r addicted to ff :p
403) u ALLWAYS have a game of FF running
404) ur mum makes u pay half of the electric bill cause u play FF so much
405) u post more then 3 ways u r addicted to FF xD
406) u posted on here...
407) u have played all the FF's and kingdom hearts (and all the other games) and got them all a soon as they came out ( mabye not FF 1)

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407) u have played all the FF's and kingdom hearts (and all the other games) and got them all a soon as they came out ( mabye not FF 1)

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theres nothing wrong with that...

408:if you go into a pet shop and ask if they have any oglogs or moogles on sale
409:if you work out what level you are in real life and how much exp you need to level up and you go on to the street and beat random people up.
410:if you devote a whole book to final fantasy fan fic.... and you fil it up!
i'm gulity of the last one.........

411) When FFX-3 comes out
412) When look at Cait Sith porn
413) When you eat your breakfast

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413) When you eat your breakfast

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guilty
lol

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:D

When FF X-3 comes out I will loose all respect for the franchise.
And Cait Sith porn, I don't think i could call it wrong since you really wouldn't see much since its a stuffed doll, but who knows, theres creepy people out there.

414.) When you notice that there are some posts that you swear you have seen at least three times in this thread.

415.) When You try to defend yourself against people who claim your an ff adict, and its not like im pointing fingers.*cough*GunBladeMAster*cough*

416) when you have more than 10 FF ringtones on your phone

^^^^
Holy Hell, that's possible? :O

417) When you moogle Tifa ethers firaga summon kupo fan-fic hentai chocobos Heidegger <3 Midgar moomba masamune-aru.

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418. When being ambushed by thugs you hold your shoulders waiting to escape.
419. When said thugs are muggers and take your stuff you yell "oh S**T! that was my last elixer!
420. When you try to soft reset so you can try the battle with muggers again.
421. When you go blind and ask the doctor for an eye drop.
422. When you go deaf and give out free echo screen
423. When you talk to people and look for their dialogue boxes
424. When you just think up a lot of things to put in a forum in about 20 seconds
425. When you get beat up on school camps and go into your cabin and wonder why your not feeling better
426. When you see a black cat and go "OMG! Cait Sith! Where's the Mog?"
427. When you take the cat and attach it to a oversized novelty mog that you created and give it a megaphone
428. When you feel obliged to contribute to this thread
429. When you truly believe Aeris will come back
430. When you write 12 of these things without having to stop and think about more

431.When you're Sir Cloud
432.When you name your child Lulu
433. When you spray paint an ostrage yellow.

434: when people ask you your name you wait for the little box to turn up to write it into.

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415.) When You try to defend yourself against people who claim your an ff adict, and its not like im pointing fingers.*cough*GunBladeMAster*cough*

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when did that ever happen?:confused:
what did i do??? :confused:

435) On an official form, you give your religion as Yu Yevon.

436. You call other people addicted to throw the heat off you
437. You constantly look up at the sky yelling "Arg! Sector 7!" or "Holy Shiznit! Meteor!"
438. You find marbles and throw them at people as if casting spells
439. You dream about what to post in this thread cause you know ur really addicted
440. You spend all day at school thinking of things to post or say about FF
441. You make a shrine for FF
442. You make a grave for dead FF characters (aeris, Tellah)

443. In martial arts classes, you horse stance, imagine a box over head saying Blitz, and imagine the box with each attack...

444. and it works! ^_^

445. You repost the same things already said just to feel a part of something FF that ur not a part of
446. Every second thought that pops into your head is about Final Fantasy strategies
447. when you are having a bad day you yell out "ultima!"
448. when your favourite word is ...
449. when you can think of enough things about FF that you can post 3 times!
450. You know when a lot of people are addicted when we reach 1001 reasons
451. when you lose sleep because the new FF has been out for 1 day and you haven't got it yet

452.If you're themhttp://cosplaylab.com/cosplayers/cos...ostumeid=91331
453.If you're herhttp://cosplaylab.com/cosplayers/costumes/details.asp?costumeid=38933
454.If you're her http://cosplaylab.com/cosplayers/cos...ostumeid=85522

455) When someone compliments your FF costume and you say "costume?"

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407) u have played all the FF's and kingdom hearts (and all the other games) and got them all a soon as they came out ( mabye not FF 1)

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theres nothing wrong with that...

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That is when my friend

456. when you have worn a ff costume for over a week straight
457. you play FF for 32hrs straight
458. you die from lack of food/water/sleep because youve been playing for 3 weeks straight

459) You max out all your weapon and spell levels on 2...
460) The origins version...
461) Without using the glitch.

462) when you know what you wanna call the main character in the nexts 5 final fantasys

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459) You max out all your weapon and spell levels on 2...
460) The origins version...
461) Without using the glitch.

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Why not the Famicom version?


463) When you suggest that your friends go play in lightning, and don't mean it as an insult.

464. when you turn into gollum over every thing with something to do with ff
465. you get told you have 3 days to live and you say "shoit! i better start playing all the ff games again!"
466. you die in the last battle of the last FF

You change your name to Auron by depol.
Not guilty, but my nickname's xanmato! :D

468. You own multiple copies of every FF

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That is when my friend

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Why not the Famicom version?

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'Cause I haven't played the Famicrom version. :D Just origins and DoS. But that works too.

469. when u post like crazy (sir cloud)

470) When you've posted 5 or more times on this thread. :thumb:
471) When you try to get a pet moogle. :mog:

472. When you die from too much thinking because you have to post to make sure you have 1001 ways to know...
473. When you run for government under a FF character name
474. when you make everyone you know legally change their names
475. when you can pick certain characteristics from people you know and link them to a FF character
476. when you can tell what enemies your gunna fight by the camera angle and scenery(some people can do this:eek: )

477. When you read all of this at 5 in the morning and can add more to it.
478. When being up at 5 in the mroing your on an FF forum.
479. When your up at 5 in the morning adn wandering why your not playing an FF game
480. When you download roms for games that arent relaesed, or games you own so you can lay them when you dont have your GBA but you have your computer.
481. When you know what the previous 480 comments are about.
482. When you know who said Chicken-wuss to who adn where.
483. When your in an FF rp.
484. If coming up with these is easy.
485. If you belong to more then 2 FF forums (hehe, im on alot more)
486. When you wander who cast thundaga when theres a storm on outside.
487. When you read mythology and say 'Hey, that was in FF'
489, When you could read Al Bhed wth only half of the books.
490. When you print off a walkthrough for FFX even though you already beat it.
491. When you play through FFX-2 just so you can get all the dress spheres mastered.
492. When you play FF in your head in class.
493. When you have more hours into FF games then school work.
494. When you talk to more peple from FF forums then in real life.
495. When you know more people from F forums then in real life.
496. When you wake your roomate up at 5:30 in the morning by laughing when you read chicken-wuss.
497. When you stare at siad roomate and shout Kupo.
498. When you picture real creatures as FF monsters.
499. When your scared of plants because they remind you of Malboros.
500.When you can keep thinking up mpore of these.
501. When you make it over the halfway mark to 1001.
502. When all the above apply to you.

u know if crazy peeps such as Bardock keep posting over 20 posts than this thread might actually make it to 1001 :D

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476. when you can tell what enemies your gunna fight by the camera angle and scenery(some people can do this:eek: )

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i can do that with Fastitocalon-Fs in FF8.....
503: when on the internet your 'my faveriotes'/'bookmarks' are filled up with FF sites.
504: when you make your own manga comics up with FF characters.
505: when you spend hours making a moogle doll like that -->http://gallery.point-blank.cc/ffac/aem

506) when ur homepage is Eoff or another FF site, uve bookmarked lots of FF sites, ur cursor is a gunblade, ur email is a final fantasy site, ur background is FF, and ur screen saver as well.

like the cursor! ;)
507: When you join a theatre and rename it the tantalus theatre group!

or AVALANCHE or SOLDIER

508: When your AIM icon is a Chocobo
509: When you get offended when someone calls it a chicken
510: Then you argue with them for 30 minutes about why it's not a chicken

THE JACKEL

lol
:lol:

#511 - When you get all your mates to dress up as FF characters for haloween
#512 - When your bored and you always end up scribbiling FF characters.
#513 - When you solumly think that there is not or ever will be a game to top the FF games.
#514 - When you think that blindness, death, zombied and being turned into stone are all happily curiable illnesses.
#515 - When you think about stupid things like "i wonder where squall got that ring?"

516. When you think of things to post here instead of sleeping.
517. When you start calling the people in the the FF rp by there character names.
518. When you reach for a weapon when you here boss music.
519. When you can play through the FF games in your head.
520. '' all the way to the end
521. When you know how much HP/MP a monster has of by heart when you fight it.
522. When you try and figure out how much HP a monster has by comparing damage to how much it can take before it dies.
523. When you have a formula for 522.
524. When your formula from 523. works.
525. When you can post more and more of these without thnking.
526. When you wonder what it would be like to have a GF rather then a gf.
527. When you know what :mog: ,:choc: .:moomba: .:choc2: are.
528. When posting these is the hilight of your day.
529. When you either force your friends to like FF or get new friends.
530. When you leave all your friends because they dont know what a Moomba is.
531. When you get mad that someone calls a Moomba a cat.

532: When you recognize an FF song, game it comes from, and when it happens in the game, from one note.
533: When you stop whatever you're doing when you hear FF music and follow it to it's source
534: When your facebook pictures is trying to copy an FF character...

THE JACKEL

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508: When your AIM icon is a Chocobo

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I did that once.

535. When you forego eating to play FF.
536. When you forego eating to post on an FF forum.
537. When you forego sleep to play FF.
538. When you forego sleep to post on an FF forum.
539. When you forget that reality exists.
540. When you want to move to Besaid to get away from the bustle of city life.
541. When you can kill bosses in one hit.
542. When you post over 50 of these.
543. When you skip class to post on an FF forum
544. When you skip class to play FF.
545. When you bookmark the cosplay site form an earlier number
545. When you know a character being coplayed at first glance.

546:When you start saying things like "Oh no my HP is decreasing when you get hit by a car."

almost 5 hours without a post, so heres more.

547. When you can add close to 100 of these.
548. When the close to 100 you add are almost all different.
549. When you think about things to post here when your playing a game.
550. When your day consists of FF, FF Forums, FF, and FF dreams.
551. When youve spent more money on FF then food.
552. When you have plans to get FF games that dont exist yet.
553. When you play an FF you hate.
554. When you beat the FF you hate.
555. When you replay the FF that you hate and beat.

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537. When you forego sleep to play FF.
538. When you forego sleep to post on an FF forum.

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Sleep is for the weak.

556; When you make FF characters out of legos.

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Sleep is for the weak.

556; When you make FF characters out of legos.

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sleep is also over rated, thats why i forego it :tongue: