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So, this cat has been bothering me for a while now. It seems it's a killer cat that bites people's heads off, but it's kinda OLD now, I'm sure you've heard me speak of it...Anyway, I really don't know where this cat came from, have any of you seen or heard this cat? Otherwise, i fear I may be going insane...
dont worry... you progress is... progressing. we shall find a cure soon...
What.
Is this humor attempt?
I've heard of the killer rabbit. Not a killer cat :cat:
Excuse me kind sir, but i do not find my own personal sanity a humor issue...Quote:
Originally Posted by DMKA
HA HAH AAA! LOL, IT'S SO FUNNY!
But, back to the point, seriously, who's had an experience with this cat?
...is it Leeza?
It's my Cat, I already have scars from it, It's Jack the Ripper's reincarnation.
No your cats young shoden, this cat is like, OLD now...
Jack the Ripper killed prostitutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
...and it's attacking you, you say?
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../mphg13323.jpg
Thankfully I'm still here today.
Jack the Ripper killed more than prossies.
He attacks my Sister and my Dog too, even my Mam and Dad.
but my Big Black labradour dog is so soft.
I believe Psy is on the right track.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
No he didn't. All his victims were prostitutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
And now you're saying he's attacking your family? ...just what kind of family business do you run, Shoden? :confused:
he attacks my mates too, He has inherited Jack the Ripper's skills of killing.
He's the only murderer I know the name of who isn't fictional.
You nicked my post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Mine also.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I have never bothered Alive-Man. After all...he is still alive, is he not? :)
Me as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Well after you closed that 10 Years Later thread we all died alittle inside!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Ah, I see. Well, you're all still able post to complain about me so I guess life will go on after all. :)
Yeah, apparently they have the internet in hell these days - just ask Linus!
(Insert *HILARIOUS* joke comparing Bill Gates to Satan here)
*Gasp* But Leeza is so sweet, and nice, and kind, and...and...*sweats as the red laser dot nears the center of my forehead* Can I go now...?
Exactly. It's not Leeza.
It's a killer cat, Psy had a name for it, but I forgot...If things keep going like this, I'm never gonna get famous... :cry: