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Attention Newbies of EOFF. The holiday season is quickly approaching Eyes On Final Fantasy. It begins with Halloween. During this season, members here at EOFF tend to get a little bit... cannabalistic. Be warned now, to stay here you will surely be turned into a pie! If not a pie, then some other pastry you just may become.
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Oh! I want to be turned into a Croissant please!!!!
As long as I can dip my pig in butter and ride him round
the playground I don't mind none.
Or worse! Chris'll (that's me!) make you suck Grace Jones' toe! :love:
:o
EoFF at Halloween, eh? I can't wait! :D :love:
Oh god, I'm still a newbie aren't I? :(
Do I count as a newbie? I've never been here at halloween before! :p
OMFG , its halloween in Eoff
That means there only 2 months till christmas !
Well I'm scared lol
Be afraid. Very afraid.
I lack the will to think up something to fit in with the theme of this thread, so instead of theme spam I'll go for the useless post variety.
Intolerance!
Meow?
i ate a brownie once.. they taste pretty good :D
:eek: How dare you take us for a bunch of animals!
Rawr!
:hyper:
*sits down in corner rocking back and forth* The aliens are coming, the ALIENS ARE COMING!
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Originally Posted by Rusty
Ok, how about some scary pictures or games such as resident evil or silent hill :D :tongue:
Where is that Halloween picture from the announcements a few years back
can i dress up like a ghost and jump up behind people?
:D :D :D
:excited:
I dunno if i'm still a newbie or not...
THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN KNOWING!!!
Your all safe because you joined before you had a chance to know any better. It's the newbies who join after today that have to look out.
=Angelus= was turned into a pie last year :p
Now Faris will try to hide,
because she knows I will make pie
Is she hiding under a stair?
She could be hiding anywhere!
Maybe she is hiding in France?
I know she's not in Monkey's pants!
Oh where, oh where, could Faris be?
I have to make a pie, you see.
Yay! i love halloween, even though its always halloween for me!
Im going to hide behind furniture, make noises and scare people!
"Ooooooooo"
So I'm definetly safe, then? Would I be anyway, I wonder. I mean, I've been here, what, no more than two weeks, but am already more experienced and generally cooler than anybody else. So am I a newbie, or am I too damn good?!Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
Emhm... very... pretty? And, staying with the theme,Quote:
=Angelus= was turned into a pie last year :p
Now Faris will try to hide,
because she knows I will make pie
Is she hiding under a stair?
She could be hiding anywhere!
Maybe she is hiding in France?
I know she's not in Monkey's pants!
Oh where, oh where, could Faris be?
I have to make a pie, you see.
"What is with this pie
Pizza pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy buy buy buy buy!
What is with this pie
Pizza pizza pie
Every minute, every second
Buy buy buy buy buy!
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olives chives
Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms olives chives
Therapy therapy advertising causes me
Therapy therapy advertising causes me".
SoaD, Chic 'n' Stu
I promise I won't do anything to newbies. *starts planning cannibalistic rituals*
RPJesus, your safe for no more reason than putting Marilyn Manson in your avvy/sig is cool. That, and Leeza will protect you :)
Light Mage cookies with Coconut frosting... made with all natural ingredient.
Wait, so is being Pope like a license to spam?
What, not 'cause you like me? Well, at least I'm super-ultra-mega-cool, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
Hmm... MOD protection is sweet. Sweet like an iced roundabout. :evilking:
It's been almost a year, you're still trying to make me into a pie? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
*goes back to hiding* ^_____^
What defines a newbie here, am i still a newbie?
I can;t even post usernotes yet :cry:
I dun wanna be a pie *Remebers Chicken run*
Noobies, we will not become pies! We will learn to fly, we will escape, or we will DIE trying!
*cue music, and *n00bi3 Run*
Bipper
If you are a newbie now, you will forever be one.
:confused: I dunno if I am still a newbie or not I have been here for almost a year
I won't get turned into a pie, as I have the protection of ghost-robo-Lenin!
It's a little known fact that Lenin recently returend to Earth, as a robot. During the Cold War, his statue in Moscow was replaced by a robot, specially designed with a positronic brain that could be controlled by spirits. His ghost, consequently, returned to Earth in June of 2002, intent on leading a new revolution, and bringing the world round to his, much better way of thinking.
I don't thnik it's fair to pick on newbies... everyone was new once. Now, n00bs, it's OK to pick on them. Not just OK, advisable! n00bs are the most terrible, pitiful creatures on the earth, and must be rounded up and turned into yummydelicious pie!
I'll give 1,000,000,000 Giga Points to each newbie that steps into this here pie shell.... :angel:
I've been here like a month now, do I still count as a newbie?
If I am can I be a chocolate pie? Please??? (If anyone dares to eat me I will come bake*cough* I mean back to haunt them.Muwahahaha!!!!)
Oh, me! Me! Giga points are worth being turned into a pie and eaten for! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Last time you hide, we could not find you because Psychotic hid you and he would not reveal where. *gets out flashlight* Oh Faris! Come out, come out where ever you are! *looks in pond where Aeris is in*Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
Well, I have a custom user title...
If that doesn't take away newbiness, then I want to be a banana cream pie!
are you aware that all these things don't include meat. We're just going to roast you over a fire alive and then eat you rare.
Oh, crap, not again. Remember last time I was cooked and eaten? I regenerate, and cause all kinds of digestion problems.
HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
Well, I, personally, don't think they have anything to worry about. :)
Wow, the year is really flying by.
Take care all.
Oh man, I love this. :)
And he said the newbies who join AFTER today will be eaten, goofs. Stop asking if you'll be eaten.
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Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Crash, you're a perpetual n00b for spelling newb that way.
There is no time limits on being a newbie. It is meaningless to try and set one.
Child, you can break free of being a nub. Give yourselves to common sense and propiety.
Come. Let me be your liberator.
Oh man . . . memories of my first EoFF halloween. . . sex changes galore!
Vellderelda! :D
Oh, no. You can still be considered a "n00b" long after you've received your custom title.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
It's not like some set date.
EDIT: Oh and whatever happened to the annual Gender Bender?
Why is Aeris in a pond? Did cloud push her?! He always was a clever one!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Good. I can't stand to think that we be kept in a barn with no light, and brought out to be shot, stripped, sliced and sent. You're doing it the natural way. The way Lord Bowie intended it. Bravo, sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Also, I don't understand all these things you done bin sayin'. User notes? what's with 'em? Custom user title? Huh?
Which Bowie? Androgenous Bowie? Labyrinth Bowie? Or Current Bowie?Quote:
The way Lord Bowie intended it
hmmm i joined before today so in theory i SHOULD be ok, im gunna go into hising just incase ;)
I'll turn you into a pie. On New Years :)Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.Quote:
Which Bowie?
thanks for clarifying.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
im scared everyones gonna have a masked person or zombie in there sig (my 2 beloved phobias)
This year i'm prepared with.... Holy Water!! Bwahaha... undeads beware.. by my flask, thou shall be Purified!!Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
(grabs a pillow too, just in case :p)
You've lost me...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
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Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
Clarifying?! You didn't ask him! But it's cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Truth be told, besides pictures and The Labyrinth, a couple of music videos including Ziggy is really the most I've seen of Bowie. 'My bad. But he's still... :exdee:... really-really-ultra-mega-super-cool-doubleplusgood-fantastico!!!
Yay!
Oh crap -
*hides*
I wont be a newbiew by the time Halloween is here! I'll be an Oldie with my CUSTOM USER TITLE
noobie: new-usernotes
midi: usernotes-custom title
oldie: custom title-recognised member
ancients: three lines or more
haha, i EAT YOU
What are any of those things? Nobody answers me. Oh... 'cause I'm bloody stupid, in' it? Fine! But you can forget coming to my cocktail party!
http://www.geocities.com/floydsarmy/scary.jpgQuote:
im scared everyones gonna have a masked person or zombie in there sig (my 2 beloved phobias)
Your screwed.
CUrse YOu.I was gonna say the same thing but in big green letters like this: RAWRQuote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
anyways, can i be a pumpkin pie?
Great.
Now I read this.
I don't get this thread :cry:
Well, you don't get much do you? glare glare glare
....
A: I'm getting the creeps..
B: Me too
C: Me 2.5
D: Me e^3.142...
A,B,C: Gaaaa!! PiE!!!