What's the internet?

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10-02-2005, 05:39 AM
nik0tine

What's the internet?

What is it? :confused:
10-02-2005, 05:41 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Ones and zeros?
10-02-2005, 05:41 AM
rubah

interconnected computer networks?
10-02-2005, 05:42 AM
DMKA

Terrorism.
10-02-2005, 05:42 AM
Shoeberto

Bleys helped me download it to a floppy disc once, but when I must have done something wrong because I wanted to surf it on my toaster and all I got was some funny smells.
10-02-2005, 05:43 AM
Kawaii Ryûkishi

It was inside of you the entire time.
10-02-2005, 05:44 AM
Yamaneko

< BombScare > i beat the internet
< BombScare > the end guy is hard
10-02-2005, 05:51 AM
Rengori

It's what makes you go into Trance.
10-02-2005, 06:03 AM
FF freak

It was invented by a Mr. Al Gore.
10-02-2005, 06:04 AM
Samuraid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

It's no simple answer.
10-02-2005, 06:05 AM
Yamaneko

TCP/IP yada yada...
10-02-2005, 06:08 AM
Shoeberto

Application Presentation Session Transport Network Data Link Physical. I had to be able to recite that in ten seconds or else my CCNA teacher would've killed me during Hell Week.
10-02-2005, 06:39 AM
Primus Inter Pares

I had the internet once, it's overrated.
10-02-2005, 07:14 AM
VampireCrono

My mom says I can log onto the internet only with a helmet on.
10-02-2005, 08:02 AM
Sakuma Ryuichi

its a microwave that has internet food in there, but wheni tried 2 get it out it kept saying error...i dunno y i wanted those chicken wings though...
10-02-2005, 08:16 AM
theundeadhero

It has something to do with the Psychic's Network.
10-02-2005, 09:22 AM
Shlup

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananana phone! that's it!!
10-02-2005, 09:30 AM
Ultima Shadow

http://www.wernersplace.com/images/T...20Internet.jpg
Internet, nuff said. :p
10-02-2005, 09:39 AM
Mitch

I use it to become sexy
10-02-2005, 09:45 AM
Rinoa_Heartillly

The best way to find porn and weird people. :P
10-02-2005, 09:52 AM
Maxico

YOUR MOTHER!
10-02-2005, 10:34 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxico

YOUR MOTHER!

Real mature.
10-02-2005, 10:54 AM
Maxico

Well that was kind of the whole point.
10-02-2005, 10:58 AM
Destai

p0rn.
10-02-2005, 12:01 PM
Captain Maxx Power

The internet is the biggest collective figment of everyone's imagination since Vietnam. Seriously, that never happened. At least according to all the Whitehouse Licensed History Books I've read.
10-02-2005, 12:25 PM
Old Manus

The internet has you
10-02-2005, 12:33 PM
Cruise Control

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Ones and zeros?

Thats binary actually.

Its a language based on powers of two,as opposed to the powers of ten in the english system of counting.

Tis made up of bits, I believe a bit is 0000 0000, and 0000 is a nibble.

When writing in binary, a 1 means that particular digit is on, a zero means it is off.

The zero on the far right of the first nibble is one, to the left is two, then four , then eight, and so on. If you don't have enough room for your number you tack on another nibble.

0001=1
0010=2
0100=4
1000=8

By combining them, you can make any number like 73.
73=0100 1001
10-02-2005, 12:49 PM
Mittopotahis

I can translate numbers in to binary! :D

Anyway, the internet is that thing that ruined my brain.
10-02-2005, 12:53 PM
Brak

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!11ONEONESHIFTELEVEN!!12?
10-02-2005, 12:56 PM
Lindy

http://internet.ytmnd.com/
10-02-2005, 01:29 PM
Rye

The internet is for porn. xD
10-02-2005, 02:53 PM
bipper

The cheapest and easiest way to degrade what is left of our children's feeble minds. And free pron. :mad:

Bipper
10-02-2005, 02:54 PM
Rye

http://forporn.ytmnd.com/
10-02-2005, 05:09 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindy

http://internet.ytmnd.com/

It wouldnt load for ages and I was convinced that was meant to be your point. *Happy to share*
10-02-2005, 07:25 PM
Doomie

L337
10-02-2005, 07:31 PM
Zeldy

Its a thing that lets you talk to people ;p
10-02-2005, 07:37 PM
Jess

i dont have the internets? :confused:
10-02-2005, 07:45 PM
Shoden

a secret organization bent on taking over teh universe and displaying pr0n and allowing nut cases like me to use it.
10-02-2005, 08:11 PM
Destai

Its like a telephone for more than one person, but with porn anf FF characters added in.
10-02-2005, 08:17 PM
Shoeberto

And porn, too.
10-02-2005, 08:28 PM
KoShiatar

I stick this needle in my veins everyday.
10-03-2005, 01:18 AM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Well personally I use the internet to find increasingly inventive ways to cook cabbages and pickled onions.
10-03-2005, 01:19 AM
Rye

It's also for amazing .gif such as this one:

http://bart.gamingw.net/junk/dance/picardheehaw.gif
10-03-2005, 01:20 AM
GooeyToast

It's for mail-order brides and Vietnamese prostitutes
10-03-2005, 02:08 AM
Primus Inter Pares

I ate the internet once.