Stupid personal questions

Nowadays I get a lot of personal questions that are completely irrelevant.

For example : do you meditate ?
do you like cupcakes ?
do you watch porn ?/do you masturbate ?

You know ? It's stuff like that.

Boxers or briefs? :D

Damn, I was beat to it. xD

Ok, so this is the "Itsunari answers personal questions"-thread, eh? :cool:
Well, I've got some questions for you.

-On a scale from 1 to 10, how sexy is Margaret Thatcher. With both 1 and 10 being extremely hot.
-Where were you when the titanic sank? They still haven't found the guilty one, you know.
-Cher or Barbara Streisand. And I'm not aiming towards singing abilities. ;)

Didnt you already start a thread on how you hate conversations?

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Originally Posted by Levian

Ok, so this is the "Itsunari answers personal questions"-thread, eh? :cool:
Well, I've got some questions for you.

-On a scale from 1 to 10, how sexy is Margaret Thatcher. With both 1 and 10 being extremely hot.
-Where were you when the titanic sank? You know, they still haven't found the guilty one, you know.
-Cher or Barbara Streisand. And I'm not aiming towards singing abilities. ;)

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lol

No, yes and no.

*doesn't read threads properly*

You consider "do you like cupcakes ?" a personal question?

People are always asking me personal questions. Usually about my hair. Either did you wash it last night or do you have 'beasties'. But then that carries in to my bathing habits and I just don't want to go there. They're stupid enough to believe that I believe they're being friendly, when they're sort of patronising me. Ask about my family and stuff. Are you a goth, or whatever. And then, is your brother. Is your dad. Had to explain that 'my dad's a P.E. Teacher. The two don't really fit together.'
'Oh. What does your mum do?'
'Archaeologist (sp?)'
'What?'
'ARCHAEOLOGIST!'
'What's that then?'
'They dig up old stuff.'
'So, does your mum have men legs? From using a shovel?'

...That's... pretty much how it went. But it's alright 'cause it's kinda funny. I'll get sick of it soon enough though.

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Originally Posted by RPJesus

'Oh. What does your mum do?'
'Archaeologist (sp?)'
'What?'
'ARCHAEOLOGIST!'
'What's that then?'
'They dig up old stuff.'
'So, does your mum have men legs? From using a shovel?'

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*dies laughing*

I know.

On application forms - sex?

Not really stupid, but could be phrased better, like using 'gender' instead, 'cos whenever I see that on a form, I always reply 'Yes please!' Plus, depending on the name, it's blatantly obvious whether someone is male or female, unless you have a name like mine, in which case you have to check. :D

:D do you have a big nose? lol

Do you wear women's panties? :D
I know. My questions are all about panties. Well, I'm all about panties!

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Do you wear women's panties? :D
I know. My questions are all about panties. Well, I'm all about panties!

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You're a freak, dude.

Do you pooh often?
(I know pooh sounds childish, but I think it actually makes it a weirder question)

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Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky

On application forms - sex?

Not really stupid, but could be phrased better, like using 'gender' instead, 'cos whenever I see that on a form, I always reply 'Yes please!' Plus, depending on the name, it's blatantly obvious whether someone is male or female, unless you have a name like mine, in which case you have to check. :D

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That reminds me of a family gut episode- Peter tried to avoid paying medical bills by pretending to be dead. When filling out a form he said "OK, where it says 'Occupation', I'll say 'Dead', and where it says 'Sex', I'll say 'No thanks, I'm dead'."

Is yours bigger than mine

(SPOILER)Hint: Yes is wrong

Is that a rocket in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

People don't ask me questions.

Do you have hair?
Do you eat?
What are you?
Do you like to draw? (When you have a drawings all over your school papers, I swear if anyone else asks me that stupid question again I'm going to stab them!)
Are you alive?

(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?
(When I just described my new girlfriend to my roommate) : Who are the flowers for?
(When I'm holding a drink) : Are you drinking tonight?

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Originally Posted by Sasquatch

(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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How is that a stupid question?

The other two are lol though.

"Do you want to work in a goldmine with me?" Damn I'm sick of people asking me that. Must be my boyish good looks.

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Originally Posted by Mitch

"Do you want to work in a goldmine with me?" Damn I'm sick of people asking me that. Must be my boyish good looks.

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am i stupid?
i dont get it.... :confused:
stupid quistions:
the one that i just said above /|\
"do you like final fantasy?" when i`m beating the hell out of baralai
"are you tired?" when i yawn
etc. etc.

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Originally Posted by DMKA

People don't ask me questions.

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...would that be fail?

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(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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How is that a stupid question?

The other two are lol though.

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As in, prettymuch, you don't ask somebody that. If they saw some [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img], they sure as hell don't want to talk about it, and definitely not with somebody they just met.

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Originally Posted by Sasquatch

(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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Well, you could have been something nice, like an aid worker.

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Originally Posted by Sasquatch

(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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How is that a stupid question?

The other two are lol though.

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Yes it is a stupid question.

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Originally Posted by Sasquatch

(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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How is that a stupid question?

The other two are lol though.

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Yes it is a stupid question.

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I don't see how. He wasn't necessarily in combat. He could've been a medic or engineer or something. In fact, I thought he said he was an engineer.

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Originally Posted by Itsunari 2000

Do you watch porn ?/do you masturbate ?

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Well do you :spin:

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(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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How is that a stupid question?

The other two are lol though.

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Yes it is a stupid question.

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I don't see how. He wasn't necessarily in combat. He could've been a medic or engineer or something. In fact, I thought he said he was an engineer.

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Pssst. Combat Engineers...umm...very often, we see combat.

I could maybe understand it if you asked somebody that went over there as a contractor or something. But not a Soldier, that's just ignorant.

This isn't a personal question but its real stupid:
'Can I ask you something?'
Its pointless asking because your asking them something anyway! :tongue:

'Why are you so quiet?'

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

'Why are you so quiet?'

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I get that one all the time....it's irritating...

Here's one, but it's not personal.

In 1866, was Jack Daniels "New No. 7"?

that's good.

"Is something wrong?" or "Are you ok?"

Whats funny is when you have a sister who calls your house and asks you, "where are you at?"

Here's a valid question: Why is it that whenever Sasquatch posts in a thread it soon turns into an anti-Iraq debate? :p

Once, my sister poured herself a glass of coke, and I looke down and saw that it was fizzing like crazy. Then I asked: "Is it flat?"

My most hated one, however, is the oh so common "How come you never smile?" question.
I mean wtf? Seriously? Nobody smiles 24/7.

I pressume the people who ask 'How come you never smile?' are never around when you smile

My fave is when you bang your head, they ask if it hurt? or when I got stabbed the doctor said "how does that feel?" I was like pretty f*beep* painful.

"How did you get so smart?"

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

Here's a valid question: Why is it that whenever Sasquatch posts in a thread it soon turns into an anti-Iraq debate? :p

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The world may never know...:D

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Originally Posted by Sasquatch

(When stupid people hear I went to Iraq) : Did you kill people?

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How is that a stupid question?

The other two are lol though.

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Yes it is a stupid question.

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I don't see how. He wasn't necessarily in combat. He could've been a medic or engineer or something. In fact, I thought he said he was an engineer.

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Pssst. Combat Engineers...umm...very often, we see combat.

I could maybe understand it if you asked somebody that went over there as a contractor or something. But not a Soldier, that's just ignorant.

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Still, not all soldiers kill people- like I said, you get medics. They, in fact, do the opposite.

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Originally Posted by RPJesus

Still, not all soldiers kill people- like I said, you get medics. They, in fact, do the opposite.

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It's not stupid because they might not know my MOS, or the specific TF I supported, or what exactly I did. It's stupid because you just don't ask somebody that.

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Here's a valid question: Why is it that whenever Sasquatch posts in a thread it soon turns into an anti-Iraq debate? :p

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Your answer? Stupid people. Hence...well, nevermind. :D

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Here's a valid question: Why is it that whenever Sasquatch posts in a thread it soon turns into an anti-Iraq debate? :p

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Maybe because of some people who troll?

Dumb question though not personal: Are you sleeping?

Aah, Adimaru as a little kid, hmm? That was funny, but there was no... fire, really. Where was Zeke? In about another hundred years he'd be in a North American desert, I think. ... sorry.

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"Is something wrong?" or "Are you ok?"

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I hate that.
"Golly-gosh! What happened to you?!"
"I... was run... down, by an APC..."
"Are you alright?"
I have a friend who actually went in a mood because I didn't ask her that. Well, at least I didn't say golly-gosh.

"Why don't you love me?" You just answered your own question... sort of.

My most hated questions. (Even though most have alrady been mentioned)

"Are you anorexic?" Oh, yeah. I think I'm going to go puke right now.

"Why do you never smile?" When you smile it makes people wonder what your thinking about :)

"What's the matter?" Nothing

"Are you okay?" Yeah, leave me alone.

"Why don't you talk very often?" I don't talk to you very often because I don't have much to talk to you about.

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Did you kill people? (when in Iraq)

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Yes, that is a stupid question to ask. It's entirely inconsiderate. I always just say no and walk away.

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He wasn't necessarily in combat. He could've been a medic or engineer or something.

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That doesn't matter so much. I'm an Engineer and our medics have just as much of a chance to get shot at as anybody else :(

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I pressume the people who ask 'How come you never smile?' are never around when you smile

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I guess that must be the case. Maybe I should just start grinning for no reason whatsoever.

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Your answer? Stupid people. Hence...well, nevermind.

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You know, I take offense to that. :p

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Maybe because of some people who troll?

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What are you suggesting with those italics?

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Originally Posted by RPJesus

Still, not all soldiers kill people- like I said, you get medics. They, in fact, do the opposite.

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It's not stupid because they might not know my MOS, or the specific TF I supported, or what exactly I did. It's stupid because you just don't ask somebody that.

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As much as I was fussy about this one, you're right. It is quite inconsiderate. I just wouldn't say stupid, unless somebody walks up and asks, but not from a friend. They might not think that you'll take it too badly.

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He wasn't necessarily in combat. He could've been a medic or engineer or something.

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That doesn't matter so much. I'm an Engineer and our medics have just as much of a chance to get shot at as anybody else :(

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That's true. Medics are just as likely to get shot (unless they were in a military hospital, although that would've made them doctors/surgeons, which may count as something else). I never said they weren't, just that they weren't as likely to have shot someone else.

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Originally Posted by Leeza

Maybe because of some people who troll?

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Yeah, I'm sick of people trolling in threads I post in, too.

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Originally Posted by RPJesus

That's true. Medics are just as likely to get shot (unless they were in a military hospital, although that would've made them doctors/surgeons, which may count as something else). I never said they weren't, just that they weren't as likely to have shot someone else.

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True, but medics still carry weapons and engage in combat. I mean hell, our 3rd PLT medic was dual qualified, so he was an engineer AND a medic, and he was one of our M60 gunners. Medics might be less likely to engage in combat, but if their unit is confronted, they'll probably be in it like the rest of 'em until/unless somebody needs them.

Yeah, true. They'll fight sometimes, it's just not really their job. That's all I meant. They're not as likely. But you're right.

paper or plastic? :D

"Do you have an 8th?"

I don't sell moron! For the 1000th time! All coming from one particular person i know who just wants to mooch off me, and has stolen [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] at my place when i've had parties. That dude is getting a beating next time he asks that. :mad:

"Can you give me directions to LOCATIONXYZTHATI'VENEVEREVERHEARDOF?"

It's not really personal but I don't know why people keep asking me for directions. Do I look like a walking map? BE HONEST.

"is that (insert wahtever here) in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" why can't people just come out and say "are you horny?"

but that's just me, i think that's stupid and can be very personal

You know some of these questions arent that supid. People missing the logic in them sure is though.

do you TeaBag? Lol :cool:

... ..... ummm.... I-I don't get this...