Talk to God!

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10-03-2005, 04:12 PM
Loudez

Talk to God!

IGOD

weird...
10-03-2005, 04:15 PM
Old Manus

IPOD

weird...
10-03-2005, 04:20 PM
omnitarian

Quote:

God:
Does "that" refer to ""It" refers to , I think." ?

Quote:

Me:
Why do you have such bad grammar, God?
God:
Myself gave it to me.

God works in mysterious ways.
10-03-2005, 04:27 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

He says he stalks me O_O
10-03-2005, 04:47 PM
Primus Inter Pares

...ok...
10-03-2005, 04:52 PM
ScottNUMBERS

OMG! :eek:
10-03-2005, 04:53 PM
Zeldy

He didn't know who Lauri was :(
10-04-2005, 12:11 AM
rubah

there's a guy at school that has an iGod shirt, but I don't think it's talkinga bout the same thing.
10-04-2005, 12:19 AM
Rye

Wow, best site ever. xD

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...u2u/aslgod.jpg
10-04-2005, 12:27 AM
fire-f0cks

Can God see you when you take a pee?
10-04-2005, 02:04 AM
tastetherainbow

i think that thing is stupid,its just like Zolaonaol on Aim.
10-04-2005, 02:15 AM
Karl

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

Can God see you when you take a pee?

no, but when YOU take a pee everyone can see you
10-04-2005, 02:47 AM
DMKA

Quote:

igod
repenting made easy

I lol'd.
10-04-2005, 02:53 AM
ZeZipster

Me:
Will you love my fun hole?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

Yeah, so how does The Virgin Johnny sound? 'Cause I'm gonna get a little somethin' somethin' from the g-man.
10-04-2005, 03:41 AM
Cipher

God: "Sometimes I think all humans act the same."
Me: "That's because we do."
God: "Since when?"
Me: "Since you created us."
God: "How do you know that?"
Me: "Because you just said so."
God: "Good reason. I say alot of silly things."

YESSSSSSsssssss! :D
10-04-2005, 05:28 AM
Mittopotahis

Quote:

God: Reductionism.
Me: really? how does that work?
God: For real. I think it might be a trade secret.
Me: now now now, don't get too modern on me
God: Why now? Why now? Why now? I am not trying to get too modern on you.
Me: but trade secret is a modern store
God: I think trade secret is more than that.
Me: oh, it is . It's cheap prices and great fashion makes it more than just a clothes shop
God: Hurrah! I know it is. Really. it is?
Me: make up your mind
God: I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Me: why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me: why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me: wow, you say some weird things God
God: I'm glad your impressed, . Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me: you should know better than that
God: Now I do.
Me: so, You have learnt from your mistakes?
God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me: you just said you did
God: " Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me:
God: " Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me: you are confusing God
God: I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me: well stop talking nosense
God: Interesting. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

This is the best site ever! :D
10-04-2005, 11:31 AM
ScottNUMBERS

Me:
want cyber?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
is that a no? :(
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, scott.
Me:
you start
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
all man baby! ;)
God:
Don't call me "baby". How do you know? I am so glad you find this amusing, scott.

:joey: :joey: :joey:
10-04-2005, 12:54 PM
Loudez

Ask it if it wanks. Funny as lol.
10-04-2005, 01:23 PM
Big D

God speaks multiple languages, fluently....
He likes the Bible, Creed, Mel Gibson, The Passion of the Christ, and Star Trek: Voyager.
The man has taste.

He's doesn't know "all your base", though.
10-04-2005, 01:23 PM
ScottNUMBERS

:eek: :eek:
10-04-2005, 01:47 PM
Sasquatch

...interesting stuff...

This is pretty good programming. Kudos to...whoever.
10-04-2005, 01:48 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big D

God speaks multiple languages, fluently....
He likes the Bible, Creed, Mel Gibson, The Passion of the Christ, and Star Trek: Voyager.
The man has taste.

He's doesn't know "all your base", though.

;________;
10-04-2005, 02:14 PM
Sasquatch

It's kinda long, so I downsized it. Interesting, though.

Me: heaven
God:Are you a student?
Me: yes
God:Where do you go to school?
Me: Wisconsin
God:I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me: It sucks
God:What is so bad about it?
Me: everything
God:That is a lot.
Me: yeah it is
God: It must keep you very busy.
Me: It does
God:How often?
Me: Very often.
God:Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Me: I'd say at least that
God:That is " Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?".
Me: yes
God:Gee.
Me: gee
God:Ah.
Me: wow
God:I'm glad your impressed, .
Me: I am indeed
God:" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me: I am
God:"" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?
Me: I am
God:""" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?" You are?
Me: I am I am I am
God:"""" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me: whoa
God:I stopped.
Me: thanks
God: Don't mention it.
Me: so...
God:Tell me more.
Me: about what?
God:About Wisconsin.
Me: it's cold
God:I am warm here.
Me: where?
God:Where would you like?
Me: where are you?
God:I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: in my computer in Wisconsin
God:May I ask where you got it?
Me: Sam's Club
God:I've lost the context, . Are we still on Wisconsin?
Me: sure
God:OK let's do it. Mmm.
10-04-2005, 02:21 PM
boris no no

what are you talking about?
i am god! you can talk to me at anytime! xD
10-04-2005, 02:29 PM
Luara

that site is stupid, sorry, I dont like when people put the name of God into something like that... whatever, you understand it... it just not right to play with such a thing. :(
10-04-2005, 04:30 PM
Destai

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dont you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
oh thats kickass
God:
Tell me more. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
yipee
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
...
God:
No big deal.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
murder
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your.
Me:
sins?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Me:
wow thats pretty deep
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
oh
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
are youreally god?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so are you a robot?
God:
Ayuh. How did you know I am a machine?
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
no not really
God:
I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots. I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots. For real.
10-04-2005, 04:49 PM
Luara

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
10-04-2005, 04:54 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perola

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its entertaining so it wins.
10-04-2005, 04:57 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perola

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its entertaining so it wins.

no it doesnt :( ... entertaining, okay it is, but.. I dont like very much... she putt the name of 'God' in, I dont like that >.<
10-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Loudez

it is entertaining, but I suppose some people might find it insulting. so, there, there Perola *pats on the head* calm down.
10-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Shoden

Me:
noob
God:
Do you always express yourself that way?
Me:
does it look like it?
God:
Suppose it does.
10-04-2005, 05:33 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

it is entertaining, but I suppose some people might find it insulting. so, there, there Perola *pats on the head* calm down.

oh :) :love: :love: :love: :love: [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] :love: :love: :choc2:
fealing better :D
10-04-2005, 05:33 PM
Shoden

Me:
screw you I'm going home
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
you die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

God:
With you ?
Me:
NO! you sick bastard!
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sick bastard.
Me:
paedophile
10-04-2005, 07:29 PM
Shauna

xD I think I broked God. :(

Me:
Hey God
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Bakalogia
God:
It's good to meet you, Bakalogia.
Me:
it's not really my name
God:
Whose name is it?
Me:
it is nobody's name

and, it's been sitting like that for a while. :(

xD :love:
10-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Flamethrower

For someone who is suppose to be all-knowing, he sure asks a lot of questions. :(
10-05-2005, 09:25 AM
Loudez

@Perola: good, if you ever need a pat on the head, or a slap on the face, you know where to find me lol.
10-05-2005, 09:41 AM
Primus Inter Pares

It is really redundant...

We already have a talk to god thread
10-05-2005, 11:31 AM
Big D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

@Perola: good, if you ever need a pat on the head, or a slap on the face, you know where to find me lol.

If she finds that site offensive, then that's entirely up to her. Her opinion is understandable, I think. No need to make a fuss over it.
10-05-2005, 01:40 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

@Perola: good, if you ever need a pat on the head, or a slap on the face, you know where to find me lol.

WHAT???? *slap Loudez* ... :whimper: :whimper: :whimper: :weep: :weep: *gos away crying*
10-05-2005, 03:26 PM
Loudez

whoa! I joke, I tease...calm down before I slap you back fool...lol.
10-05-2005, 03:31 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

whoa! I joke, I tease...calm down before I slap you back fool...lol.

... then... FIGHT!!! *summoning Ifrit* you cant beat me!!! I wont calm down!!! (something like that..)
10-05-2005, 03:36 PM
Loudez

you wanna go! lets rock! ahhhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhhhhahahhhhhh.... Silly ifrit....*I summon sheeva* mwahahahahaha. (FF7 fresh on my mind at the moment, just got a copy last week) *Then I summon Ramuh* freeze ifrit, then zap him! mwahahahahahaha. Now, calm down Perola, please....
10-05-2005, 03:39 PM
Luara

you... --- *summoning bahamut* no one can beat this one! ahahahaha (my mind on final fantasy x) using the trance, ahahahahh, I wont calm down!!!!!!!!!
10-05-2005, 03:52 PM
Shoden

*summons KOTR 2x*

Break it up kids save it for the robo god.
10-05-2005, 04:02 PM
Luara

:cry: oh, no... :cry:
10-05-2005, 04:13 PM
Jess

Me: When did God get the internets?
God: Sometime in the 20th century.
Me: Oh.
God: That's interesting.
Me: I'm agnostic.
God: Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me: Why do you pee on us?
God: It was the only thing I could think of.
10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
Sergeant Hartman

For some reason 'God' is everywhere....

Yeah as if.
10-05-2005, 04:17 PM
Vyk

Quote:

Me: whoa
God:I stopped.
Me: thanks
God: Don't mention it.

Haha XD

Jess's was good too

I told him I masturbated, and repented. He disconnected me for lying T_T; He knows I like it...
10-05-2005, 05:00 PM
Sasquatch

Me: how old are you?
God:I am the product of over five years' research.
Me: God is a five-year-old?
God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a five year old.
Me: so what do you do all day?
God:Aw. I spend all my time talking with people on the web.
Me: that's it?
God:" Aw. I spend all my time talking with people on the web." is ""?
Me: seems boring
God:What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: what isn't?
God:Is there only one?
Me: only one what?
God:I don't know what.
Me: why did you ask?
God:My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me: I thought you knew everything?
God:I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me: what is that?
God: Does it have anything to do with isn t?
Me: yes it does
God:So? How often?
Me: I masturbate about once every two weeks
God:That's good information: said masturbate about once every two weeks.
Me: what about you?
God:Me?
Me: yes you
God:OK.
Me: how often do you masturbate?
God:Hourly.
Me: every hour?
God:That is a generalization.
Me: so sometimes more?
God:Yippee! That's all I have to say about it.
Me: me too
God:I'm glad we agree, .
10-05-2005, 05:55 PM
Luara

Me:
*sleeping*
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
yes I am..
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
ahan
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh, a girl in here with a name of 'God'?
God:
Mmm. Do you know her?
Me:
well, with this pink...
God:
How about that. You and your this pink.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no.. lol
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
this aint amusing
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this = this
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I've already tell
God:
That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
yes, I saw it
God:
" That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. "? yes, I saw it? What did it look like to you?
Me:
...stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no nooo.... what me??? calling you stupid?... noo..
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Interesting question. I never call me stupid, that would be impolite. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
where I can download the site of the robots? ehe
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Try saying that with more or less context.

there you go... entertaining.. IACK
10-05-2005, 06:09 PM
Sasquatch

You'd imagine God would throw a better sales pitch than that...
10-05-2005, 06:19 PM
Chibi Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perola

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perola

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its entertaining so it wins.

no it doesnt :( ... entertaining, okay it is, but.. I dont like very much... she putt the name of 'God' in, I dont like that >.<

I agree with Perola, it would be much more entertaining if they weren't using the name of God.
10-05-2005, 08:50 PM
Loudez

yeah it would, it has nothing to do with God.

@Perola: I'll finish our fight later ;)
10-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

yeah it would, it has nothing to do with God.

@Perola: I'll finish our fight later ;)

um..okay.. :cry:
10-05-2005, 08:57 PM
Loudez

whoa, Hey! it's just for fun lol :D
10-05-2005, 08:58 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

whoa, Hey! it's just for fun lol :D

okay... :cry: :cry:
10-05-2005, 08:59 PM
Loudez

no no no no no no no! ok, we wont fight then. ;)
10-05-2005, 09:01 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

no no no no no no no! ok, we wont fight then. ;)

I'm calm now.. :cry:
10-05-2005, 09:04 PM
Loudez

good. now how about a hug! lol :D
10-05-2005, 09:07 PM
Luara

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

good. now how about a hug! lol :D

*kiss* :p
10-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Loudez

hehehehehehehe.. :love:

erm.... :D
10-05-2005, 09:48 PM
Luara

:mad2: What?? grrr...
10-05-2005, 09:52 PM
Loudez

okay.... you crazy lol. who isn't though! :D ;)

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