HALP HALP! (For today tha lattar e will ba raplacad by a)

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10-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Psychotic

HALP HALP! (For today tha lattar e will ba raplacad by a)

(but only in thread titles)

I was strolling around campus, as you do, admiring all the clubs and societies and staring at the vikings (there are vikings there but they seem kinda boring as they weren't pillaging or raping anything) when suddenly a guy hands me a bible and I didn't mean to accept it but I was distracted by, as I said, vikings. (I think it was all a fiendish ploy to distract me and then nail me with religion)

I am an atheist and I don't want this bible. But I can't throw it away because that's disrespectful and stuff. If I wanted to show Christians disrespect I'd hurl rocks at them and then maybe burn a church or two down as part of a grand finale. So what do I do with it?

EDIT: Oh and I think vikings might be my weak point so does anyone have any tips on how not to be distracted by vikings? Thanks.
10-04-2005, 04:38 PM
Shoden

sell it on ebay
10-04-2005, 04:39 PM
Cloud No.9

the gideons put a bible in my room. that annoyed me.
10-04-2005, 04:40 PM
Psychotic

Who'd BUY a bible when there are people giving them out for free?
10-04-2005, 04:42 PM
Destai

Put it on your bookshelf. pfft I win.
10-04-2005, 04:42 PM
crashNUMBERS

Whoa. Your in a heavy situation...
10-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Shoden

give it to some random bloke in the street.
10-04-2005, 04:44 PM
Chris

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Who'd BUY a bible when there are people giving them out for free?

Then... put it up for sale and then buy it yourself and then sell it again and then spend days looking for it and then give it up.
10-04-2005, 04:46 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Read it, it might be kind of interesting. It might even be funny.
10-04-2005, 04:46 PM
crashNUMBERS

Give it to a mate that has a religious background...
10-04-2005, 04:52 PM
Leeza

Blinders, Psy, blinders. If they're good enough for a horse, they're good enough for you. :)
10-04-2005, 04:55 PM
Cloud No.9

keep walking past them and getting more. then build a giant bible fortress.
10-04-2005, 05:00 PM
Hawkeye

Recycle it. Its what God would want
10-04-2005, 05:21 PM
crashNUMBERS

Hence why I claim he should give it to a friend who is religious...
10-04-2005, 05:23 PM
Rye

Damn the Gideons. :( I want to catch one with Bill Hicks.

Wear your anti-viking helmet!
10-04-2005, 05:30 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leeza

Blinders, Psy, blinders. If they're good enough for a horse, they're good enough for you. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Recycle it. Its what God would want

WINNERS!

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Everytime you neglect a bible, an Angel loses its wings.
10-04-2005, 05:32 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

Hence why I claim he should give it to a friend who is religious...

I don't have any religious friends! I live in England, not the bible belt :( ...wait, why did that have a sad face? It's a GOOD thing!

I liked Cloud no. 9's Bible Fortress (...Bible Gear?!) idea but I don't really have enough room.
10-04-2005, 05:37 PM
Rye

Cut holes into the bibles and place cheese in the hole and then give it to random people.
10-04-2005, 06:01 PM
Old Manus
10-04-2005, 06:02 PM
crashNUMBERS

Swiss bibles, ey??
10-04-2005, 06:14 PM
boris no no

in the cold winter months when you cannot afford heating/the damn evil halls managers cut off your power burn the pages
god would want that
you need to live psy HE WANTS YOU TO LIIIIIIIIIIVE!
10-04-2005, 06:20 PM
theundeadhero

You can't beat the Vikings. You should join them. They don't seem to be very good vikings anyway. You should lead them to a new age of plundering and pillaging. Then you can tell the story of how one day God changed your life by having a Bible find it's way into your hands ;)
10-04-2005, 06:53 PM
Sasquatch

Give the Bible to...I dunno. Over here, there's places like Goodwill and St. Vincent De Paul, prettymuch like the Salvation Army. Places that you can donate used/old stuff, and they'll sell it cheap and give most of the profits to charity of some sort. So I'm sure you can find somewhere over there that you can donate it to, right? If not, contact the Gideons, they'll take it back. I have four or five copies of the New Testament and Psalms and Proverbs. I should probably do that sometime soon.
10-04-2005, 06:54 PM
Cloud No.9

introduce the vikings to the christain folk and see who wins in a fight. the big guys with axes or the people with god on their side.

"where's your messiah now?"
10-04-2005, 07:14 PM
Necronopticous

I was handed a pocket-sized bible once in the mall and when I got home I took it out of my pocket and had a bit of hesitation to throw it away, and then I threw it away. No big deal.
10-04-2005, 07:19 PM
Rengori

Give it to some random person distracted by the vikings.
10-04-2005, 07:24 PM
CaZ!

vikings are coll don't diss the vikings *dances*
10-04-2005, 07:51 PM
Jack

Hide it and the invite us all on a "Find The Bible Hunt" around your University City.
Whoever finds it first gets a free viking honourship, allowing for 24 hours of pillaging. A bit like Supermarket Sweep, but with less Dale Winton and more Psychosis.
10-04-2005, 07:55 PM
Shlup

Give it to a hobo. Hobos like Jesus.
10-04-2005, 08:09 PM
Captain VooDoo

Draw a face on the bible then every were you go take it with you, talk to it and if anyone asks about it or looks at you funny yell,
"Its my best friend, okay"
then curl up in a ball and start singing,
"I have a friend in Jesus, Jesus loves me so"
and if your really determined to freak people out wear a t-shirt that says jesus loves you,but i'm his favourite.
10-04-2005, 08:38 PM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

I was handed a pocket-sized bible once in the mall and when I got home I took it out of my pocket and had a bit of hesitation to throw it away, and then I threw it away. No big deal.

The color is Deep Sky Blue. Get it right.

[q=Cloud No.9] keep walking past them and getting more. then build a giant bible fortress.[/q]Best idea so far. :up:
10-04-2005, 09:23 PM
Old Manus

Put them in your chest pocket and ask someone to shoot you there. If you die, you're smurfed. If you live, you just got your mate for attempted murder and destroyed a bible.

It's a lose-lose situation
10-04-2005, 10:02 PM
Doomie

Sell it at a used book store.
10-04-2005, 10:22 PM
Haunted

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put them in your chest pocket and ask someone to shoot you there. If you die, you're smurfed. If you live, you just got your mate for attempted murder and destroyed a bible.

It's a lose-lose situation

lol
10-04-2005, 10:25 PM
Zeldy

Rip it up and throw it out the bus window.

School gave us them :(
10-05-2005, 01:24 AM
Lord Xehanort

Find the guy who gave it to you, then slap him with it.
Rip it in half and use it as a coaster.
Burn it.
Keep it as spare toilet paper.
Stuff it in a drawer somewhere and forget it.
Flush it.

It doesn't matter. It is an inanimate object... it can't feel respect or lack thereof. It's like standing for the national anthem: it's a custom, but not necessary. You don't really have a dilemma... just get rid of it.

That's all.
10-05-2005, 02:30 AM
Primus Inter Pares

Eat it, it's surprisingly nutritious :greenie:

's what I did with mine :cool:
10-05-2005, 04:00 PM
Jess

Sit on it.
10-05-2005, 06:02 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

sign it and sell it
10-05-2005, 09:05 PM
fire_of_avalon

Mail it to me.
10-05-2005, 09:44 PM
Winter Nights

And why can't we just throw it away again? o__O