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10-04-2005, 10:10 PM
fire-f0cks

British street culture
Chavs. Townies. Neds. Call them what you want, they are the scum that roam British streets at all hours. Drinking. Fighting. And reproducing.

Chavs are the worst thing to hit the UK since Labour came to power. For all you folks who live in the US, here is a guide for you.

But what do they look like?

You can spot a Chav in the street by several tell-tale signs.
- Burberry style clothes
- Rampant consumption of alcohol
- Xtreme fighting skills that they learned off watching 2Fast2Furious 19 times
- Inbreeding
More often than not, you can find these genetic mutations in the local public park. They tend to sit/stand/fornicate on the benches provided. After said use of the bench, they destroy it.

Well I for one am sick of these scum bags. However I have a plan. Many of you are aware of Operation Big Wall. My plan is not dissimilar to OBW. I believe that if we get in early, we can remove this pest from our towns.

The plan

The plan is as follows. If we create a trap to lure these bastards to a certain place (ie. a volcano) then we can bottle neck our force.
Once all the chavs are in place, we blast them popper English, remotely stylish clothes, and non alcoholic beverages.

If we begin work on operation Chav Removal now, we can exterminate 80% of these pests before the year is up.

So come one come all, and lets unite against the threat the British culture as WE KNOW IT!!
10-04-2005, 10:11 PM
Old Manus

MOVE OUT!
10-04-2005, 10:16 PM
fire-f0cks

Right on!! I think this plan will work. Employment will be up 78% once they are 'gone'
10-04-2005, 10:17 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

BEEF!

had to throw that one in

I'm perfectly okay with them, if they're perfectly okay with me that is.

Some are loud mouth little dumbA$$es but then again, everyone has a moment like that, just they seem to not grow out of it for a little while.

Really, Chavs aren't so bad, we just need to talk it over, because not all of them respect other people for who they are, and tend to often not look deeper than the clothes they wear.

Well, i wouldn't go to extremes, but i suggest you buy the T-shirt "Clean up London's streets: kill a chav" you'd wear it well :roll:
10-04-2005, 10:19 PM
fire-f0cks

Instead of taking such a left-wing approach, I suggest we take a heavy handed approach. These people dont have IQs. And if they did, they would be in single figures.

You cant reason with a dolt
10-04-2005, 10:20 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

I have a best friend that's a chav, and she's perfectl okay, it's just a select few that think they're all it
10-04-2005, 10:22 PM
Zeldy

I love you, Fire-f0cks
10-04-2005, 10:25 PM
Old Manus

http://www.chavfreebies.co.uk/chav-chair.jpg

The world will end tommorow
10-04-2005, 10:39 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

*blinded*
10-04-2005, 10:43 PM
fire-f0cks

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37...dger/CHAVS.jpg

Need I say more?

Note the bottle of BucksFizz the guy is holding, true hardcore. It has a Vol. of about 3%
10-04-2005, 10:43 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

the youngest are the worst
10-04-2005, 10:46 PM
fire-f0cks

Another route would be to sterilize the Chav offspring at birth
10-04-2005, 10:49 PM
Destai

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Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

Another route would be to sterilize the Chav offspring at birth

xD
10-04-2005, 10:51 PM
Jess

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Originally Posted by Laugh at face of Danger

I have a best friend that's a chav, and she's perfectl okay, it's just a select few that think they're all it

Your best friend is probably, not a chav then. Its not the type of music they listen to, or what they wear that makes them a chav, really. Its their anti-social behaviour.

Down with chavs.
10-04-2005, 11:06 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

Dude, we need the lower classes. If you get rid of them who is going to build the houses, work in McDonalds, paint houses, mine coal and other mainly manual labour jobs? You need to put up with them so the upper classes can oppress them.

And if you wanted another 4 years of the Conervative party in power you are a fool!
10-04-2005, 11:09 PM
fire-f0cks

Since when do Chavs work, they live of the labour fueled wellfare-state.
10-04-2005, 11:20 PM
Shoden

Charvers listen to New monkey and speed down the motorway.

They kill cats, buy illegal stuff, steal.

In other words they're just [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]bag scummy pests.

Shoot the sods down and lock the survivors away!
10-04-2005, 11:23 PM
Dreddz

i guess this is a chav hate thread
I dont wanna get involved, unless I hear views that tick me off.....
10-05-2005, 12:32 AM
edczxcvbnm

HA HA HA HAHA! England sucks.
10-05-2005, 12:57 AM
Rye

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Originally Posted by Jess

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Originally Posted by Laugh at face of Danger

I have a best friend that's a chav, and she's perfectl okay, it's just a select few that think they're all it

Your best friend is probably, not a chav then. Its not the type of music they listen to, or what they wear that makes them a chav, really. Its their anti-social behaviour.

Down with chavs.

Jess is the 3rd time winner of the Internets! Congrats. :D
10-05-2005, 01:01 AM
Hawkeye

Its time to hrul these SOBs in the ground, am I right Psychotic? :cool:
10-05-2005, 01:18 AM
Captain Maxx Power

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Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario

Dude, we need the lower classes. If you get rid of them who is going to build the houses, work in McDonalds, paint houses, mine coal and other mainly manual labour jobs? You need to put up with them so the upper classes can oppress them.

And if you wanted another 4 years of the Conervative party in power you are a fool!

As both a lower classian and a Conervative voter, I find that offensive!

(Incidently I'm not getting involved with the Chav debate, it's getting old. Whatever view you may take, my view is kill 'em all. Always has been, always will be).
10-05-2005, 05:18 AM
Mitch

I'll swap you your Chavs for our Mongrel Mob wannabe's, then you'll see.
10-05-2005, 05:51 AM
Shlup

Another thread about chavs... I usually avoid them because they confuse and frighten me. I mean the threads, not the chavs. I still don't know what a chav is.
10-05-2005, 06:00 AM
DMKA

I still don't know what a chav is, nor does the woman who I work for who is from London, England. I do however continue to find these chav threads unintentionally amusing in that pathetic sickening way.
10-05-2005, 06:07 AM
Primus Inter Pares

Kyono is a chav innit!
10-05-2005, 06:25 AM
boris no no

they all look the same
damn inbreeding
er yeah down with chavs! :3
10-05-2005, 07:13 AM
nik0tine

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Note the bottle of BucksFizz the guy is holding, true hardcore. It has a Vol. of about 3%

:lol:

Yeah, but I'm sick of Chav threads. Did you know that EoFF gets more Chav threads than birthday threads?
10-05-2005, 07:27 AM
Old Manus

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Since when do Chavs work, they live of the labour fueled wellfare-state.

OWNED

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

:lol:

Yeah, but I'm sick of Chav threads. Did you know that EoFF gets more Chav threads than birthday threads?

That's a good thing
10-05-2005, 12:25 PM
DK

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Kyono is a chav innit!

I hate you, PiP. On the day you die I will be dancing on your grave. :mad2:
10-05-2005, 12:27 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario

Dude, we need the lower classes. If you get rid of them who is going to build the houses, work in McDonalds, paint houses, mine coal and other mainly manual labour jobs? You need to put up with them so the upper classes can oppress them.

And if you wanted another 4 years of the Conervative party in power you are a fool!

It's spreading to the middle class kiddies too.

I want the Conservatives back because unlike SOME governments I could name, they think Burglars should go to prison and that illegal immigration (emphasis on the word illegal) is a bad thing. Oh and boo euro is teh sux.

If Labour hadn't won the 1997 election, I doubt we'd have chavs.
10-05-2005, 12:43 PM
War Angel

Do they blow themselves up, shout\shoot all the time, litter and steal your cars and stereos? I didn't THINK so. Well, at least for the blowing up thing. Be glad you've ONLY got Chavs, or whatever you call them.
10-05-2005, 01:11 PM
Psychotic

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Originally Posted by War Angel

Do they blow themselves up, shout\shoot all the time, litter and steal your cars and stereos? I didn't THINK so. Well, at least for the blowing up thing. Be glad you've ONLY got Chavs, or whatever you call them.

They do all of that except for blow themselves up, and we have our own terrorists for that. They also have a lovely habit of beating random people up, mugging them, and filming the attack.
10-05-2005, 01:31 PM
War Angel

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They also have a lovely habit of beating random people up, mugging them, and filming the attack.

Ours don't film it. They're not stupid.
10-05-2005, 01:57 PM
Boosk

I live in Hull
It the chav centre of the world...serious. You should see what they look like here!
Example of a chav Devvo this is what a chav is like. And its filmed where I live!

Kagga :love:
10-05-2005, 02:25 PM
crazybayman

HEY U BLOODY WANKAH! DAT'S MOY BEER, INNIT?!?!? COME 'EAR AN' OI'LL BATTER YA!

Well, that's the impression of "chav" I get. We've got them here. They're often called "The Trailer Park Boys". Or Riff-Raff.

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Originally Posted by kaggski

Example of a chav Devvo this is what a chav is like. And its filmed where I live!

Kagga :love:

Unreal.
10-05-2005, 02:59 PM
Cuchulainn

Oh get over yourselves you pretentious twats. Chavs, Goths, Metalers, there are cockends in every 'scene' and your own one isn't exempt.

While my style would never be considered 'chav' in any way I'm getting sick of the Sanctimonious speels from metalers and Goths with god complexes spitting the hate which stems from their days in school getting pounded.
10-05-2005, 03:39 PM
Loudez

didn't they have a documentary on Sky one about chavs....Just a bunch of nupties that think they are hard. one on one there nothing, but they are never alone...
10-05-2005, 03:44 PM
Old Manus

What they say:
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/whattheysay.php

WARNING: THAT LINK CONTAINS CHAV SPEAK (also known as very swearing)
10-05-2005, 04:11 PM
Sergeant Hartman

What is thier purpose? and how did the whole chav thing start?
10-05-2005, 04:15 PM
Old Manus

With New Labour.
10-05-2005, 04:23 PM
Sergeant Hartman

It's one of those gangs that are useless to society ie: goths, skaters(sk8ers),townies, punks, rockers etc. If you are an itelligent person then you won't be part of any of these types of people and might actually get somewhere in life, so include me in getting rid of these bloody chavs!
10-05-2005, 04:32 PM
Zeldy

*sigh* Yet anouther Chav thread?

My boyfriend has started a 'Kill Chavs' club.
10-05-2005, 04:38 PM
Cloud No.9

how did chavs start.......... tis a long a story.

it started many moons again with the start of black culture becoming a big thing in the 1980's. with all that rap nonesense.

some people liked it. and they watch boyz n the hood and all them films and thought it was cool. and they impersonated it and wanted "respec".

this was different from the previous white gang culture that had previously existed in britain.

it was fake black gang culture that was poorly imitated black culture performed by whites.

as for the clothes and stuff....... that is to do with rap culture to. it's just a progression with fake burerry easily accessible.
10-05-2005, 04:53 PM
Jess

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

Since when do Chavs work, they live of the labour fueled wellfare-state.

also...
SNATCH AND RUN YA'LL
10-05-2005, 04:54 PM
Laugh at face of Danger

dont make me

sometimes, i wonder why chavs bother picking a fight
10-05-2005, 08:17 PM
Dreddz

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Originally Posted by kaggski

I live in Hull
It the chav centre of the world...serious. You should see what they look like here!
Example of a chav Devvo this is what a chav is like. And its filmed where I live!

Kagga :love:

lol, hull really isnt dangerous, London and Manchester are the most chavish areas. London has most crimes, Manchester just has scum.
Oh ye, You all suck for making threads like these !!!!!!!!!
10-05-2005, 08:26 PM
Destai

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Originally Posted by Dreddz

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Originally Posted by kaggski

I live in Hull
It the chav centre of the world...serious. You should see what they look like here!
Example of a chav Devvo this is what a chav is like. And its filmed where I live!

Kagga :love:

lol, hull really isnt dangerous, London and Manchester are the most chavish areas. London has most crimes, Manchester just has scum.
Oh ye, You all suck for making threads like these !!!!!!!!!

no prize for guessing why.
10-05-2005, 08:27 PM
Alive-Cat

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am not anti social though. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...
10-05-2005, 08:29 PM
Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum
10-05-2005, 08:33 PM
Alive-Cat

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

Haa, lol. But the clothes, they're just the normal clothes that people wear in england. The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes, i prefer to be myself and not apear like a total freak to people on the street.
10-05-2005, 08:35 PM
Dreddz

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes

No one is blaming you.....
10-05-2005, 08:35 PM
Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

Haa, lol. But the clothes, they're just the normal clothes that people wear in england. The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes, i prefer to be myself and not apear like a total freak to people on the street.

Or you could wear nike.
10-05-2005, 08:37 PM
Old Manus

True men wear suits.
10-05-2005, 08:37 PM
Ohhh

YOU are not a chav!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO :( you cant be!!! and nietha is gibbi!
chavs are jerks!! their existence is unnecessary!!!
10-05-2005, 08:38 PM
Alive-Cat

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Originally Posted by Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

Haa, lol. But the clothes, they're just the normal clothes that people wear in england. The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes, i prefer to be myself and not apear like a total freak to people on the street.

Or you could wear nike.

I do. Nike is considerered chav in england i guess...
10-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Loudez

my mate was with his mates, (about 6 of em) they got chased by two chavs, im so ashamed, they even left one of their mates behind who was listening to music, he got punched....
10-05-2005, 08:57 PM
Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Loudez

my mate was with his mates, (about 6 of em) they got chased by two chavs, im so ashamed, they even left one of their mates behind who was listening to music, he got punched....

That made me lol
10-05-2005, 08:58 PM
Loudez

I know! if I was there, it would have been diferent, I tell you.
10-05-2005, 09:05 PM
Dreddz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loudez

my mate was with his mates, (about 6 of em) they got chased by two chavs, im so ashamed, they even left one of their mates behind who was listening to music, he got punched....

fight smurfing back, you lot let them take charge......
10-05-2005, 09:08 PM
Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

Haa, lol. But the clothes, they're just the normal clothes that people wear in england. The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes, i prefer to be myself and not apear like a total freak to people on the street.

Or you could wear nike.

I do. Nike is considerered chav in england i guess...

I get the feeling alot of things are considered chav.
10-05-2005, 09:18 PM
Dreddz

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Originally Posted by Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

Haa, lol. But the clothes, they're just the normal clothes that people wear in england. The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes, i prefer to be myself and not apear like a total freak to people on the street.

Or you could wear nike.

I do. Nike is considerered chav in england i guess...

I get the feeling alot of things are considered chav.

any sports brands are considered chav...
I think that this is all turning in the wrongs ways, I mean, some people would say your a chav for liking Rap or sumin, I think most of the people slagging everyone off as chavs deserve to be attacked.....
10-05-2005, 09:30 PM
Alive-Cat

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Originally Posted by Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Destai

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Hmmmm, i guess i wear "chav" clothes, hang around with chavs, am very anti social, i'm a graffiti artist, etc. But i dont wear burbry...crap stuff...

you chav scum

Haa, lol. But the clothes, they're just the normal clothes that people wear in england. The alternative is mosher/grunger/goth/punk clothes, i prefer to be myself and not apear like a total freak to people on the street.

Or you could wear nike.

I do. Nike is considerered chav in england i guess...

I get the feeling alot of things are considered chav.

Yeah, they are. it's disgusting. Things should be:
Arseholes.
Non arseholes.
10-05-2005, 09:34 PM
Old Manus

Quote pyramid time
10-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Shauna

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Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37...dger/CHAVS.jpg

Need I say more?

Note the bottle of BucksFizz the guy is holding, true hardcore. It has a Vol. of about 3%

I'm sorry, but was the BucksFizz thing a joke? If you were being sarcastic... then I'm sorry... but this just really got to me for some reason...

It's called Buckfast, not BucksFizz. I seriously thought EVERYONE who knew about chavs/neds/whatever would have known that they like their Bucky... Buckfast... :p

xD FOr some reason that was like: OMGWTF?! That guy deserves a slap! ...Yea, I thought that for some reason... O_o. But.. Sorry if you were being sarcastic. ^_^

EDIT: Right, something occured to me... have you ever even HEARD of Buckfast? Or, is it something more common up here in Scotland?
10-05-2005, 10:39 PM
Dreddz

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Originally Posted by yuna_elena

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37...dger/CHAVS.jpg

They seem like jokers, I got the same haircut as the little one.....
10-06-2005, 07:37 AM
fire-f0cks

Has anyone noticed the guy on the rights hand is bleading....
10-06-2005, 07:50 AM
Old Manus

It's probably the wine bottle which he just stabbed some old woman with
10-06-2005, 04:15 PM
Destai

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Originally Posted by yuna elena

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Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37...dger/CHAVS.jpg

Need I say more?

Note the bottle of BucksFizz the guy is holding, true hardcore. It has a Vol. of about 3%

I'm sorry, but was the BucksFizz thing a joke? If you were being sarcastic... then I'm sorry... but this just really got to me for some reason...

It's called Buckfast, not BucksFizz. I seriously thought EVERYONE who knew about chavs/neds/whatever would have known that they like their Bucky... Buckfast... :p

xD FOr some reason that was like: OMGWTF?! That guy deserves a slap! ...Yea, I thought that for some reason... O o. But.. Sorry if you were being sarcastic. ^ ^

EDIT: Right, something occured to me... have you ever even HEARD of Buckfast? Or, is it something more common up here in Scotland?

Champagne mixed with orange juice has always been called buck fizz by everyone I know where Im from. My relativs call it that also (these particular relatives live in England)
10-06-2005, 04:33 PM
Jess

LOL 2DAY I THREW ROX AT SUM OLD PPLZ HOUSE N THEN 12 OV US BEET UP SUM GREEBO N THN I WENT AND GOT PISST ON SUM WITE LYTNING MAYTE. LOL. IT WER FUN.
10-06-2005, 04:42 PM
CaZ!

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

http://www.chavfreebies.co.uk/chav-chair.jpg

The world will end tommorow

That is disgusting
10-06-2005, 05:21 PM
Shauna

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Originally Posted by Destai

Champagne mixed with orange juice has always been called buck fizz by everyone I know where Im from. My relativs call it that also (these particular relatives live in England)

Buckfast isn't Champagne mixed with Orange Juce though. xD I know what Bucks Fizz is.
Buckfast... is something completely different. I've never had it myself, but I know it's not Bucks Fizz.
My mum likes Bucks Fizz, and she doesn't like Buckfast... so, that's the only thing I can say, that kinda proves its not the same.

What I was asking was: Have you down in England ever heard of Buckfast? Cause, mistaking Buckfast for Bucks Fizz... isn't easy. xD Green Bottle, Yellow Label... it's Bucky alright. :D

I'm sorry if I confused anyone in my last post. xD
10-06-2005, 05:25 PM
crazybayman

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

Yeah, they are. it's disgusting. Things should be:
Arseholes.
Non arseholes.

Yup.
Labels are fookin' stupid.

So if I was visiting London, and decided to go to a gym, and happen to wear my gym clothes (say a Nike t-shirt) on the way, would I be considered a chav?

And what the hell do you people consider a townie? Here its a person who lives in the city, which we call "Town". Nothing more.

What about a "rocker"? what's that supposed to be? I like rock music, so does that make me a rocker?

Man, those plaid baseball caps they wear have got to be the stupidest piece of apparel I've ever seen :p . But that's just me. If someone wore that here they'd get beat up for looking like a dork. Well, at least ridiculed anyway.
OH NO NOT THAT.
10-06-2005, 05:28 PM
Jess

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Originally Posted by crazybayman

So if I was visiting London, and decided to go to a gym, and happen to wear my gym clothes (say a Nike t-shirt) on the way, would I be considered a chav?

If you hurled abuse at somebody while walking down the street or beat somebody up, then maybe. Clothes dont make you a chav. >_
10-06-2005, 05:30 PM
Karl
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Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

You can spot a Chav in the street by several tell-tale signs.

Burberry style clothes
Rampant consumption of alcohol
Xtreme fighting skills that they learned off watching 2Fast2Furious 19 times
Inbreeding
sounds to me like a combonation of american hobos, wiggers, and rednecks, dont know what burberry means tho

EDIT: u mean white trash?
10-06-2005, 06:21 PM
crazybayman
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Originally Posted by Jess

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Originally Posted by crazybayman

So if I was visiting London, and decided to go to a gym, and happen to wear my gym clothes (say a Nike t-shirt) on the way, would I be considered a chav?

If you hurled abuse at somebody while walking down the street or beat somebody up, then maybe. Clothes dont make you a chav. >_

Yes I figured that, it was a joke. It seemed like some people also label them based on what they wear. Labels annoy me to no end.
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Originally Posted by call me Karl with a K

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Originally Posted by fire-f0cks

You can spot a Chav in the street by several tell-tale signs.

Burberry style clothes
Rampant consumption of alcohol
Xtreme fighting skills that they learned off watching 2Fast2Furious 19 times
Inbreeding

sounds to me like a combonation of american hobos, wiggers, and rednecks, dont know what burberry means tho

EDIT: u mean white trash?
That sounds about right.
10-06-2005, 06:23 PM
Alive-Cat

I beat the crap out of a chav today...just sayin'...
10-06-2005, 06:24 PM
Old Manus

Chav fight
10-06-2005, 06:40 PM
Psychotic

No-one actually gives a crap about what clothes chavs wear, other than as a means of identifying them. People care about them being mindless yobs who assault, vandalise and steal from innocent people. If I ever meet someone who dresses in burberry and sports gear and doesn't do any of that, then I'll give them respect. But yes, I will naturally assume that they are thugs. Stereotypical? Unfair? I'm sure there are some hungry lions who wouldn't eat humans, but would you stick your head into their mouths to find out?
10-06-2005, 06:42 PM
Itsunari 2000

I propose we round all up the chavs and assorted burberry-clad,foul mouthed vermin and dump them on an uninhabited island in the south pacific where we can put bets on professional bounty hunters to assassinate them one by one.It'll be a huge ratings winner I'm telling you.
10-06-2005, 06:52 PM
Dreddz

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

I beat the crap out of a chav today...just sayin'...

He better of started it, if not, your as bad as them....
10-06-2005, 07:03 PM
Alive-Cat

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Originally Posted by Dreddz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alive-Man

I beat the crap out of a chav today...just sayin'...

He better of started it, if not, your as bad as them....

Lol. Here's the story, I was walking home from school with some people, and some chav came up to us and started talking to us, he was dumb enough to think we actually believed he was being nice to us, but we knew the truth. After he asked the same question 5 times, after getting 5 answers, i said something, and he pushed me, so i punched him in the face and kinda kicked him in the stomach, and then we just walked off. but he soon got up to insult us from the other end of the street.
10-06-2005, 07:05 PM
Old Manus

pwned
10-06-2005, 07:18 PM
fire-f0cks

News from South Wales, the Chav capital of the world:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37...r/57867e4e.jpg
10-06-2005, 07:50 PM
Old Manus

Count yourself lucky that it wasn't some poor child's head.
10-06-2005, 08:51 PM
darkcloud_100

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england does not suck, it has [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] weather an that, an there are alot of dickheads, so yeh okay then it does, i wish i were in usa
10-06-2005, 08:56 PM
Psychotic

One swan's death? That's nothing. In my hometown alone there were three swans killed (shot) and several ducks were kicked to death. GO TEAM CHAV!
10-06-2005, 09:47 PM
Old Manus

I guess was their Swan Song

sorry
10-06-2005, 09:52 PM
Destai

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Originally Posted by yuna elena

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destai

Champagne mixed with orange juice has always been called buck fizz by everyone I know where Im from. My relativs call it that also (these particular relatives live in England)

Buckfast isn't Champagne mixed with Orange Juce though. xD I know what Bucks Fizz is.
Buckfast... is something completely different. I've never had it myself, but I know it's not Bucks Fizz.
My mum likes Bucks Fizz, and she doesn't like Buckfast... so, that's the only thing I can say, that kinda proves its not the same.

What I was asking was: Have you down in England ever heard of Buckfast? Cause, mistaking Buckfast for Bucks Fizz... isn't easy. xD Green Bottle, Yellow Label... it's Bucky alright. :D

I'm sorry if I confused anyone in my last post. xD

no worries U U; Thats what I get for not paying attention.

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