Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.


Anyone else know any really bad jokes?

The only silly joke that's not insanely overused that I know if is: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(SPOILER)One husband and 5 wives to tell him how to do it!

Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
(SPOILER)Because it just came out of the pig PEN! Hoohohoho!

whats a mormon?

EDIT: ignore this question. :D

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO

What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

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Originally Posted by Parvus Edea

What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

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Oh my god, that one is so cute! :D

She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim. :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Kyono

She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim. :mad2:

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Ummm... No I didn't.... Never read Kickhim's usernotes.... My aunt found it on a website and told me about it.....

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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No, im a very good joke :D

Whats Yellow and smells like green paint?

(SPOILER)Yellow paint!

:D

What's brown and sticky?
(SPOILER)A stick!

Why wouldn't any of the Kennedys make good boxers?

None of them can take a shot to the head!

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Originally Posted by boris no no

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO

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what?!?!?!?! lol

Whats white, black and red all over?
(SPOILER)A sunburnt penguin :love:

Knock, Knock

Who there?

I dont know if theres a punch line to this joke, but your mother's a whore

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Knock, Knock

Who there?

I dont know if theres a punch line to this joke, but your mother's a whore

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:cry:

Whaddya call a bus full of black people ?

(SPOILER)A rotten banana

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Originally Posted by Sasquatch

What's brown and sticky?
(SPOILER)A stick!

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I love this one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath.


What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.

I don't care if this isn't a two-liner.

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

:love:

what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a razor blade? Still no bloody idea
What do you call deer with no eyes, legs,head or torso? a coat rack

if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why do golfers always play in two pairs of underwear?
-In case they get a whole in one! its the lamest 1 i could think of one the spot

How do you confuse an idiot?
-7

Lame.... I thought of this one when I was in 1st grade.
How do you know an elephants in your car?
The trunks in the front seat.

Man: Doctor, doctor, I've got a steering wheel embedded in my groin!
Doctor: Well, what's the problem? Can't you leave it there?
Man: No! It's driving me nuts!

Actually, that joke's a little too good for this thread.

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Originally Posted by Rainecloud

Man: Doctor, doctor, I've got a steering wheel embedded in my groin!
Doctor: Well, what's the problem? Can't you leave it there?
Man: No! It's driving me nuts!

Actually, that joke's a little too good for this thread.

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You're a little too good for this thread.