If you do, you should click here.
Then you go there, you laugh, you split your sides, you get the nurse to repair them, you come back here and report on the funnyness.
:D
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If you do, you should click here.
Then you go there, you laugh, you split your sides, you get the nurse to repair them, you come back here and report on the funnyness.
:D
Pirates > Ninjas
seppuku was funny.retarded, but funny.
ninja's what?
uh, no?Quote:
Originally Posted by strawberryman
ninjas > ninja's
Ninjas are cool, but that website was PATHETIC!!!!!!
THEYRE NOT CALLED NINJA STARS!!!!! THEYRE SHURIKENS!!!!!!!!
there's also a name for the swords but I can't remember at the time
Ninjutsu is a cool art...and ninjas are likewise cool.
Anyone who wants to "crap their pants" because ninjas are cool has just lost their mind. That site is good for laughs though.
Scar trained. He threw five shuriken at a banana. The banana was stabbed. Scar roweed across the ocean.
He made 50 smoke bombs from whale skin which he hunted in the ocean. He organized his smoke bombs on the left port bow.
Scar then did a spell on the water and made his boat go faster.
Then he decided to improve his strength by rowing.
But he got tired and did the spell again.
bunny ninja pirates > pirates AND ninjas.
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by The Website
>>> Funny site.. :D
I like this:
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Originally Posted by www.realultimatepower.net
Shuriken, or shurikenu is the proper plural, I think, rather than "shurikens":pQuote:
Originally Posted by xtreme112
Also, there isn't actually a specific "ninja sword", since ninja were meant to be stealty and unobstrusive. There's no worse way to stand out than by carrying a sword that's specific to one type of fighter...
You guys are just now discovering Real Ultimate Power? Man...
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninjaparty.jpg
Those aren't ninja's. They're NERDS!!!
:confused:Quote:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.
I've known about it for a few years now.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I was given the site address recently...
Anyway, that site got me so pumped, that I kicked my girlfriend in the head and she evaporated. :radred:
I saw a ninja in downtown Chicago once. Someone sneezed so the ninja punch the guys nose through his head. The police tried to arrest him but then were all like...
"Whoa! Its just a ninja. Go on your way."
Then the ninja ate their souls for thinking about arresting him.
Ninjas are awesome.
there not really cool anymore IMO......
Likewise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuraid
Surrrre, riiiiiiiiight....whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazybayman
Not that it matters, but the first time I visited that site was probably 3 or 4 years ago. A friend of mine showed me while we were in school, and we used to joke about it all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by shadowtheninja
Being familiar with foolish internet sites is certainly not a good thing......its actually something I should be worried about..........:p
The domain name was registered in 2002 so the 3 - 4 year figure is an accurate one.
"...the other day, i was at my local shell gas station when a honda pulled in. it was all riced out and ugly. there just so happened to be a ninja practicing his acrobatics on the roof (cause ninjas like to practice acrobatics on the roof of gas stations in the moonlight) and just cause the kid in the honda unlocked his doors, the Ninja totally flipped out and cut the car in half with his kitana. He then left a kitkat bar on the windshield and yelled "GIVE ME A BREAK!" as he flew away at super speed. i was like 'WERD!'"
I hate ninja's i prefer pirate's
Agreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by strawberryman