We haven't had a caption thread in a while, so here's how it goes. Imagine you are writing the newspaper caption for the following picture, what would you write?
http://thewigley.com/humor.images/mi...ta.love.it.jpg
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We haven't had a caption thread in a while, so here's how it goes. Imagine you are writing the newspaper caption for the following picture, what would you write?
http://thewigley.com/humor.images/mi...ta.love.it.jpg
"25% off on all Manties, today."
"Lady Liberty runs away from home, ends up broke in Austin dropping pants for food."
"A young man that goes by the name of Psychotic escapes the confines of his bedroom and makes his way to Austin, upon his arrival he blames the resident police for stealing his purse, most of his clothes, and his youth"
yes? no? :excited:
I had one- but it would be shamed before this brilliant piece of literary genius. I admit defeat unto you. *bows*Quote:
Originally Posted by themagicroundabout
I've seen Psychotic's butt and that's not it. I mean...
asl??? im 12/f/tx lol meet me outside da big signboard thing if ure cute 10 yr old sk8er boi ^_________^;;
After False Arrest of His Mother by the Austin Police Dept., Local Bumbling Inbred Idiot, Mason Felps, Protests Outsides HQ.
Moses forgot about God and decided to discuss more pressing issues
Will someone please rescue this dog? :(
Welcome to Texas!
"man poses for statue of liberty lookie-likey contest"
"....or miss america"
"Hippie runs loose in Austin."
xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
"Willy Nelson's half-brother demands reperations for his ill treatment"
Is that dog real? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Yes.
Local mad house closed down. Residents now living on street corner.
Does my ass look big in this?
Bra and panties, half off, corner of 6th and main.
Man arrested for false advertising. He said he was hot.:choc2:
"The results of a sex change; Don't do it!"
(terrible, I know, but all of my lines were stolen.)
Does it really matter? :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Local area bearded lady outside Austin Police Dept. after sex circus was closed down in city mandate.
New Haircut: $13.99
Black Laced Bra: $4.98
White Sports Bra: $9.99
Dark Blue Lady's Undergarmet: $12.98
Black Hightop Highheels: $39.98
Stuffed Dog: $19.99
Water Bowl: $3.00
Large Cardboard Box: $24.98
Taken a photo of yourself posing while not paying attention to what people would think of you: Priceless
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
"Brought to you from the makers of Hippies and Moonshine"
1.) "Woooooow....Lady Liberty sure let herself go!"
2.) "Lady Liberty and Uncle Sam's unspoken shame..."
"Let me slip into something more comfortable"
"does this homeless hippie look make my ass look scrawny, pasty and hairy?
lol.
After this sex change operation, I feel like a new man, so to speak
Porn!! PORN! BAN 'IM!
I like the fact that Proto has intimate knowledge of what these things cost.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
xD These captions are kickass.
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
:smash:
"The world's first head-change operation proves successful".Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
:D
Seriously! When was in Key West for my AP English trip a couple of years ago, I remember seeing this hobo couple sitting in chairs on the sidewalk, with two dogs in other chairs, dressed up (sunglasses, etc.), with a sign asking for money (something like "cudos [sic] for donations" - the only part I remember is "cudos"). We ended up giving money, but only because of the dogs. Poor dogs. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
I never give the homeless money. Food, I'll give them. Which royally pisses them off, on occasions. They claim they're going to buy food at some place, you ask them what they were going to get.... you go and get it for 'em.... you buy it and hand it to them.... and the ones that were lying (a sadly high percentage) get angry. Probably because they're more interested in booze than food.
We need another picture because this one is obviously too controversial for EoFF.
"I'm too sexy for my pants,too sexy for my shirt....."
I made them up, because I really don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I like the fact that Psychotic had knowledge of the items' cost to be able to call Proto on his figures.
I love your new sig, tastetherainbow! :)
I don't even know the prices for those articles of clothing, and I'm a girl. xD
Of course I know the price of these things, and you know full well why I do, Flying "Mullet". When you send me your little 'gifts' now and again (I'm getting a restraining order soon) you leave the price tag on them. :)
FM, it's rude to leave price tags on 'gifts'. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
thanks rye,I really like yours too.got another caption.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
"Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hott like me?"
I thought I took them all off. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye