Post the most ridiculous chain letters you have seen.
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Originally Posted by Chain letter
Post the most ridiculous chain letters you have seen.
:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Chain letter
LAWL
By reading this, you now have to make ten posts in the next thirty minutes. If you do, press ALT+F4 and a screen will show up giving you a special present. If you do not, you'll end up with cancer. Of the face.
I don't get chain letters; my e-mail filters are really nice about that.
If you make me do this, your penis will fall off.
send this message to 10 people, and you will get a fortune cookie will apear on your screen, click it to find out who your true love is, it worked for me!
What a found stupid about this is:
1-how can a computer know your true love
2-how could the person say "it worked for me" when the action the email is desscribing doesn't take place untill AFTER you send it?
it makes about as much sense as a chicken playing the flute on the beach.
One I recieved recently:
>>> >>>> > >>Dear Diary, They told me that I was the ugliest thing they'd
>>> >>>>ever
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>seen, and i started to
>>> >>>>cry.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I went home and Jake called me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I thought the day would
>>> >>>> >get
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>better.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But he told me that long
>>> >>>> > >>distance relationships dont work out.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He lived in California, and I moved to
>>>Michigan.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then I
>>> >>>>told him I loved him and that I missed him.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He told me that the only reason he ever went out with me was
>>> >>>> > >>because
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I was a joke, and he was dared to.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then he dumped me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>We were
>>> >>>> >going out for two and a half years!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November 9,1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Today got a little better.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I miss jake so
>>>much you
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dont even know
>>> >>>> > >>diary!!!!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But he even changed his number so I wouldn't call him.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But the most hottest guy at school asked me to the dance!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>And those prissy girls that said im ugly let me hang out
>>> >>>>with them
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>at lunch
>>> >>>> >today.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>It was cool!!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November
>>>10,1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying right now... turns out that hot guy was a jerk at
>>> >>>>the
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dance he
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>poured his punch on me, and those girls ripped my dress
>>> >>>> > >>and
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >everyone
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>started
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>laughing.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then my grandma told me today that mom and dad got in a
>>>
>>> >>>>little car
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>accident
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>today at work.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>They're in critical condition, they might
>>> >>>>die.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I can't write anymore.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November 11, 1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Todays a saturday... but me and grandma were at the hospital
>>> >>>> > >>all
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>night long.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Dad died
>>> >>>> >this
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>morning.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Mom is going to
>>> >>>>live, but she's crippled for her life.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I wanna die too. while we were at the hospital grandma found
>>> >>>>out
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>that she had
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>cancer in her stomach.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>She has to go on chemo-therapy.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I cant believe daddy died.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying more then I have my whole life.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm in shock.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I cant write...I'm
>>> >>>> >too
>>> >>>> > >>tired.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I need sleep.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>12
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Daddy is not dead!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He can't be!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Its all a dream.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>My life is perfect.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>Jake still loves me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I can barely write.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying too much.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I wanna
>>> >>>> >die.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Take
>>> >>>> > >>me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Bye...
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>One day later, Lisa was found dead in her basement.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>She had hung herself
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>with a yellow rope.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I am her mother.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>My name is Maranda Gonzalez.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>The reason I wrote this e-mail to all of you, is because no
>>> >>>>one
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>else
>>> >>>> >deserves
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>what my daughter had.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Please remember that everyone needs love.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Everyone needs a hug
>>> >>>> > >>everyday.
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>No one should be made fun of, or
>>>insulted.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>No one deserves to die like Lisa did.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>All of you please dont be the
>>> >>>>popular prissy girls that
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>put
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>other people down to make themselves
>>> >>>> >feel better!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Please dont be the awful posessed date for the dance that
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>makes people cry.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Now please do me the honor of sending this to as many people
>>> >>>>as you
>>> >>>> > >>can think of.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>So that
>>> >>>> > >>way everyone will know not to be a jerk.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Thank you.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Everyone who send this will be rewarded with a random act of
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>kindness..
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>this
>>> >>>> >i
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>promise you.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>wAtCh OuT! send send send! but if u want to see wut your
>>> >>>>sendin
>>> >>>> > >>about scroll
>>> >>>> >down
>>> >>>> > >>now!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>>>ok aw im out of breath. ok this is the big noos this is a
>>> >>>>murder
>>> >>>> > >>virus u have just been cursed. u will have encounters unless
>>> >>>>u send
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>this.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>but if u don't a girl will apear at the
>>> >>>>end of ur bed and will go
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>up to u and talk then
>>> >>>> >kill
>>> >>>> > >>u!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>to go now.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>sincerily
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>david loed
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dear composer
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>pleaz don't send this to me im scared to death i have had
>>> >>>>nitemares
>>> >>>> > >>ever since. awwwwwwww hahaha. ive have had this email a
>>> >>>>month ago
>>> >>>> > >>and the little girl hasn't killed me yet but she has come to
>>> >>>>me
>>> >>>>for
>>> >>>> > >>a month now.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>yours NOT truly
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>magan steve
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>see
>>> >>>> >there
>>> >>>> >u
>>> >>>> > >>go
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>now
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>scroll
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>0 peoples- that girl will
>>> >>>> > >>come
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>2 peoples-she will watch u
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>4 peoples-u will have bad luck for a month
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>10
>>> >>>> >peoples-she will leave u
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>alone.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>14 peoples-u will have good luck.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>18 peoples- u will have good luck and a secret admirer of ur
>>> >>>> > >>choice.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>20 peoples- if u want to send this to anymore over 20
>>> >>>>peoples u
>>> >>>> > >>will have extremmly good luck and u will go out for dinner
>>> >>>>with ur
>>> >>>> > >>family in the next week
>>> >>>> >or
>>> >>>> > >>2!
>>
What a pile of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]
i seriously doubt a crippled, widowed motehr would write:
Quote:
wAtCh OuT! send send send! but if u want to see wut your
>>> >>>>sendin
>>> >>>> > >>about scroll
>>> >>>> >down
>>> >>>> > >>now!
Old Manus "wins at the internet"! :D
That... was... weird. :O_O:
I always get chain emails from Garnie and Kathryn. That makes me hot.
Old Manus has just won my heart.
I'm going to make a chain letter that states:
Please forward this letter to all your friends. I'm trying to find out how long it takes before a copy of this stupid letter returns to its origin.
PS: I hate chain letters. Don't you?
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I know, its a little contradicting isn't it?
If you have read this you will be murdered by your tv in 7 days.
mold anus wins ^__^
If you don't send this thread to 30 people within the next 10 minutes then it is unlikely that they will read this at all.
I don't own a TV, thus I have already won! haha! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by tsukasa
One that said Bloody Mary would kill me at 9 if I didn't send the letter to 10 people. xD
By TV he meant transvestite, and let's be honest, you own a fair few of those, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Samuraid
I can't remember the exact wording, but it was something along the lines of a dead foetus child that was up for stem-cell research, if you didn't sent x many emails it would come and haunt you for seven days and then kill you. Sounds a bit Ringy to me. It's be about 467 days since I recieved and refused to pass on that email.
well i can tell if its a chain mail if i see an FW on a message title i havent sent to i usually deleted it before i actually see it
Oh drat. How did you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
(SPOILER)No. :rolleyes2
My aunt sends me those all the time, especially the stupid sappy ones about some kid with no arms, legs or nostrils who needs prayers or what-the-fork-ever.
I have died many times as of yet, I've had bad luck forever, and I will never find true love. :( Oh yes, and I'm going to have to pay for my MSN Messenger and my Hotmail account.
Man, took me like 30 seconds to post here because my kids were buggin me. Damn it! I dun wanna die a vergin!
The best chain letter that I got was from my sister, It said that if i did not forward it to 40 people, that a virus would take over my computer. -_-
Biipper
I started to report them as spam even if it was from a friend... Needless to say I stopped getting them .....
The best I ever got said that if I didn't forward to everyone in my address book, someone would kidnap my children...
I owned some transvestites on Counter Strike
This is no joke. It works (from experience).
> >
>DO NOT just delete this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN LOVE LIFE'S SAKE!!!
Read this now or forever hold your peace.
> >This is not just your ordinary chain letter. Every person you send it to, brings you more good luck.
> >If you send it to no one, it will cause someone you like to hate you.
> >If you send it to 1 person, your next relationship will have lots of fun times.
> >If you send it to 2 people, you will get a secret admirer.
> >If you send it to 3 people, you'll get a date for the next school dance.
If you send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams.
> >If you send it to 5 people, the guy or girl you met of your dreams will ask for your phone number.
> >If you send it to 8 people, your next relationship will be everlasting.
> > >If you send it to 13 people, your boyfriend or girlfriend, will become totally faithful to you. > > >If you send it to 15 people, the person you have been crushing on for a very >long time, will ask you out. > >If you send it to 18 ! people, your date for the next dance will ask you >out. > >If you send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party.. > >If it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if >you send it to more. > >The consequences: > >If you do not send this letter to anybody, your life will be a living
hell. >You have 5 days to send this letter to at least 1 person. You ca n send this >to as many people as you want to. I am warning you...do not just delete this >letter. It is a new chain letter and we would like it to >get sent around as quick as possible. I refused to send it to many people >when I first made it in June of 1995, because I didn't believe it would >work. I sent it to 38 people, then I got the best boyfriend that I could >ever have.
some whacko sent me that on MSN.
>>> >> Read Alone.....
>>> >>
>>> >> Especially the Poem
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> I believe whatever G od has in store for
>>> >>
>>> >> us will be for us.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> The poem is very true, unfortunately.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Make sure you read the poem!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,
>>> >>
>>> >> for her boyfriend of three years,
>>> >>
>>> >> & nbsp; David Marsden, to propose to her.
>>> >>
>>> >> Then one day when she was out
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> to lunch David proposed!
>>> >>
>>> >> She accepted, but then had to leave >>> >>
>>> >> because she had a meeting in 20 min.
>>> >>
>>> >> When she got to her office,
>>> >>
>>> >> she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's.
>>> >>
>>> >> She checked it, the usual stuff
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >&g t;
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> from her friends, but then she saw one
>>> >>
>>> >> that she had never gotten before.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> It was this poem. She simply deleted it
>>> >>
>>> >> &nb sp; without even reading all of it.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,
>>> >>
>>> >> she received a phone call from the police
>>> >>
>>> >> It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem
>>> >>
>>> >> &nb sp; and being the believer that she was
>>> >>
>>> >> she sent it to a few of her friends but
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out
>>> >>
>>> >> the full 10 that you must.
>>> >>
>>> >> &nbs p; Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Later that night when she left to get to her car,
>>> >>
>>> >> she was killed in that spot by a
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> hit-and-run drunk driver.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out
>>> >>
>>> >> within 45 minutes of reading it.
>>> >>
>>> >> Not even 4 hours later walking along the street
>>> >>
>>> >> to his new job interview with a really big company,
>>> >>
>>> >> when he ran into Cynthia Bell,
>>> >>
>>> >> his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> and told him of her passionate crush on him< BR> >>> >>
>>> >> that she had had for 2 years.
>>> >>
>>> >> Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married.
>>> >>
>>> >> Cynthia and Richard are still married
>>> >>
>>> >> with three children, happy as ever!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> This is the poem:
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Around the corner I have a friend,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
; >>> >> In this great city that has no end,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> & nbsp; And before I know it, a year is gone.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And I never see my old friends face,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> For life is a swift and terrible race,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> He knows I like him just as well,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> As in the days when I rang his bell.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>> ;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And he rang mine but we were younger then,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And now we are busy, tired men.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> ; Tired of playing a foolish game,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Tired of trying to make a name.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
& gt;>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>> ;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And distance between us grows and grows.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Around the corner, yet miles away,
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>& gt; >> "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today."
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Around the corner, a vanished f riend.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Remember to always say what you mean.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> If you love someone, tell them.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>& gt;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Don't be afraid to express yourself.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
& nbsp; >>> >> Because when you decide that it is the right time it might
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> be too late.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> ; Seize the day. Never have regrets.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> And most importantly, stay close to your friends
>>> >>
>>> >> and family, for they have helped
>>> >>
>>> >> make you the person that you are today.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>& gt;> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter
>>> >>
>>> >> to 10 other people.
>>> >>
>>> >> If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love.
>>> >>
>>> >> The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you.
>>> >>
>>> >> If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> You have read the warnings, seen the cases,
>>> >>
>>> >> and the consequences.
>>> >>
>>> >> You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> *NOTE*
>>> >>
>>> >> the more people that you send this to, the better
>>> >>
>>> >> luck you will have.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >> SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!
Well, in any case, by now, I should have 4 lifetimes of bad luck, a third nipple growing out of my forehead, dead numerous times over, and paying for MSN and Hotmail 18 times over. Hmph....
i hate my life [if you love someone]
You actually read theseQuote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
.Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
Chain letters suck.
Back in my more naive days...now they just go buh-bye into the trash bin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
I think chain letters are worse than spam.
These are my more naive days!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
I've died more times than my age.
And I have bad luck for 4 Lifetimes and Demon Kids will follow me everywhere,
My true love will be...
The number of stupid chain letters I've had amazes me...
I got one early this month saying
"On the First of August the use of MSN will be charged and compulsary but if you send this chain letter around it will exempt you from being charged..."
If those letters were true I wouldve been visited by about 3 headless ghosts or ghosts popping out of mirrors and I would have been brutally slaughtered about 3 times over, plus I would also be a virgin, never have a girlfriend and have no friends and bad luck for the rest of my life...point being they are complete and utter garbage.
I love it when you get a spooky chain letter full of typo's
"If u dont send this u will b murderd in 20 secods!"
:P theyre so pathetic
I tend to get things like this more often:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Some scammer
Ive only ever gotten one ^_^
Some lame thing about some ghost that will come to kill me at midnight if i didnt send it to thirty people xD
Thing is, i dont even KNOW that many people
Straight into trash can
Two of the saddest chain latters i ever recieved were
1) a one about a child in a mothers womb who did not understand that an abortion ment him being murdered by his parents
2) and the most upsetting one i got was when we were told we were gonna have top pay for msn i was propa guttayed :(
I just saw this one when I got home a few minutes ago. It's hard to take a person who types like that very seriously.
> Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite
>sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with
>u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are
>longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5
>mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month
>and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain
>no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!
>
>Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
>WILL have
>THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY.
>You're number one *love* Will either
>kiss you,
>ask you out,
>or call
>you,
>or text you,
>or better.
>
>
>If you break this chain you will have a
>HORRIBLE day on FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>REPOST DONT REPLY
I was seriously going to wait 8 seconds until I noticed what the last word said...
ive read to many versions of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Freaking MySpace bulletins... Lately everyone on my friends list is posting that 'skinning and beating a live animal' that was freaking people out in EoEO a few months ago. "omg herez an animal lets not buy clothes cuz all teh places that have pants kill teh babiez".
Rather than post a stupid one, I will post my favorite one ever (contains swearing):
Quote:
okay.. heres what you do.. type ur name.. & then next to it.. slam ur head on tha keyboard.. & make up an acronymn with the letters you hit.
scott- iohy - I'm on heroin, yes!
joe-rtgh-retarded teachers gone holy!
Bryan- hyu- hey you're ugly!!!!
Sean- nbv- Never Bite Vagina's
Sando- ty- Thank You
Mr. Fabulous A.k.A. Glitter Dick - vbcl - Very Big Cocain Line
Sara Marie--nly--Never Licked You
Bill DaBrewski -- nmhjuk - Now, Morning Handjobs Just Underwhem Kelsey.
Shane - uyjh - under your jelly, Hank
Myranda- nmp- nasty man penis
Neil-ciamt-crack if addicting, mother smurfer
Heather-frt- freakin right tonkatrucks!!
Leah-dcfg-Doesnt cum for girls
cameron-bv-best vagina
Who the hell goes by the nickname "Glitter Dick?" Is he the brother of Gold Dust?
:pQuote:
Freaking MySpace bulletins...
what if i've already had sex?
Doesn't matter. You'll still die a virgin.
Wow, so we all discovered a wonderful way of having our virginity back.
Srsly.
I like the ones that say sex for the rest of my life will be horrible. BJ doesn't like it when I inform him of his impending failures.
[q=thread title]If you don't post in this thread within 8 seconds you will die a virgin![/q]DAMMIT WHY DID MY COMPUTER STALL NOOOOOOOO
ROTFL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Quote:
>Ok on this email it'll be a bit of fun - just type
>name of the
>songyou're
>listening to, then write "in my pants" on the end.
>Copy andpaste it to
>people with your own songs in your pants i'm hoping
>togeta lot of songs
>into
>peoples pants.(plz can u copy and pase it rather than
>forwarding -
>those > r
>sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>anoying!)
>
>
>Dane again - After the candles burn in my pants (lol
>hmmm thats not
>gud)
>
>Dane - Feeling you, feeling me in my pants (lol thanks
>for that Alicia
>Keys)
>
>Justin - Calm like a bomb in my pants (lol uh
>oh...that cant be gud!)
>
>Rhys - Smells Like Teen Spirit in my pants.
>
>Eusduise - Oops I did it again in my pants
>
>Alf - i just wanna live in my pants
>
>Jaython - lose yourself in my
>pants
>
>Scaggy - All The Small Things in my pants
>
>Tayla - beat it in my pants..dear god that sounds
>wrong
>
>Peta - my girlfriend is a man in my pants..YAY FRENZAL
>RHOMB(7 days em
>lol)
>
>Sarah - Something That Produces Results in my pants
>
>Dave - Where'd you go in my pants
>
>Jessicaaa - How Does It Feel in my pants
>
>hathaway - Swing Life Away in my pants
>
>Rochelle - If I Didn't Have You in my pants ~LMAO!
>Thats soo
>funny!
>
>Ang - I'll never love again in my pants HA!
>
>Andrea - Lucky day in my pants (HAH GO KALAN)
>
>Nicole - Sk8er Boi in my pants
>
>Lozza - Mr Brightside in my pants
>
>Marcy - The Time Warp in my pants
>
>Emma - Bloody Romance in my pants <<< Hahahahahahhaha
>
>Willzy - Cryin in my pants
>
>SaMaNtHa - Why don't u do sumthing in my pants (ha
>ha
>ha)
>
>GaBbY - ive got the midas touch in my pants LoL
>
>SaRrAh - American Idiot in my pants- Ew LOL
>
>AnJ - Who's gunna save us in my pants
>
>NiCk Miracle Drug in my pants
>
>CiNdY - 1, 2 step in my pants =P wana try? ;) haha!!!
>
>Marlowe - He wasnt in my pants. damn it! :(
>
>Mezza - Drop the pressure in my pants HAHA...wait..
>ewww!
>
>Rhea - Her heart is breakin in my Pants
>
>Sarah - The special two in my pants! hmmmm
>
>Tizza - don't worry in my pants! this is driving me
>batty
>
>Jeddie - let me luv u in my pants - lol *grossness*
>(mario is hott like
>my
>dad)
>
>Kat- One of us in my pants - or maybe not...lol
>
>Dazza - Go for something speical in my pants- ok sweet
>
>Chloe - All these things that i've done in my pants
>LMAO hehehehe
>gross!!!
>
>Rockers- Holiday in my
>pants
>
>AmBeR - gay bar in my pants (that is wrong....)
>
>St3phy - feeling this in my pants.....okay thats worse
>than ambers
>
>
>
>Jazza- 16 Military Wives in my pants (if ya like, LoL)
>
>Rhiannon-u let me down in my pants lol
>
>Alannah- catch my disease in my pants (thats a bit
>nasty lol)
>
>michelle- hey ho, lets go in my pants
>
>Eli - evey morning in my pants
>
>sammy - act da fool in my pants
>
>Mary - everyman everywoman in my pants
>
>Kaylee - Immortal in my pants (^_~ what the)
>Riley- Okay I belive you, but my tommy gun don't in my
>pants...well dat
>was
>[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]but hey some r funny
>
>Dannielle- hungry eyes in my pants
>
>Jazzy- The back of your mouth in my pants...omg the
>song is alreddy
>dirrty
>enough!!!
>
>Chloe- Who's that girl in my pants
>
>Angela - We belong together in my
>pants..... lol
>
>Treecy~D - Tug-O-War in my pants.......ewwwwwww lol
>
>Liam-From the top to the bottom in my pants.... Wonder
>if its gonna get
>ne
>worse?
>
>Tasha- Stairway to heaven in my pants !! HEHE !!! so
>rong yet so funny
>
>Josey – Are you going to be my girl in my pants! –
>also v rong
>
>Kitty-Breakdown in my pants, no, not in mine, but i'm
>sure i know some1
>whos
>has....................
>
>alex-on holiday in my pants- well thats just a little
>random sorit
>
>jEn- Let's get it started in my pants - wel im up 4 it!
>!!!!!HANNAH!!!!!!!- Something prettty in my pants- yes it is very
>beautiful.
>me too jen lets get it on!!
>
>kealan - gold digger in my pants - ok.... lol
>
>amy- Fistfull Of Diamonds in my pants. (omg i want those pants!)
Len - Nine Million Bicycles in my pants (x_x HOW DO THEY FIT????)
>Want to get more out of e-mail? Then get Outlook Live!
>
there's still hope for me to become a priest yet!
"If you don't send this letter to atleast 100 EOFF members Bleys will eat your spleen."
It's true.
*spleenless*
Yeah, well he tried to take a swipe at me.....so I ate him. :p
mwuahaha i will not die a virgin
Yay! I'm going to die! :D
Chain letters are mean because they lie. :(
Sorry?Quote:
tag yr it t s is so scary send t s to 15 people in the ne t 1 3 min
when u are done press F6 and ur crush's name will appear on the screen
in big letter t s is scary cuz it works if u break the chain u will
have problems with relations p for the ne
*cough*Quote:
tag yr it t s is so scary send t s to 15 people in the ne t 1 3 min
when u are done press F6 and ur crush's name will appear on the screen
in big letter t s is scary cuz it works if u break the chain u will
have problems with relations p for the ne
Tag, you're it. This is so scary. Send this to 15 people in the next 13 mins. When you are done press F6 and your crush's name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it works if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next... etc. :D
It's scary that I can read it. :( But, what if you don't have a crush? xD
And, like everyone else, I should have died at least 10 times and I'd have hundreds of years bad luck.
...I get one of these everyday.
You know what else I hate? When people IM you with stuff like:
put a flower in your name for respect for this random guy/girl who have had something awful happened to them.
Of course, with less accurate spelling/grammar. I had a moan at my friend when she sent me one. I think she blocked me. ^_^
lol
OMG!
Edit ~ had to post in 8 seconds so i wrote the 1st thing i thought of
If you don’t send this to some amount of people eventually you will be cursed by bad chain letters for a pre-determined amount of time.
Now go! or I will make more empty threats at you! LOOK a ghost! see, I’m obviously not lying, a ghost just flew by behind you! so send this!
I should make that chain letter!
wow, a little late now... 8 seconds was over 2 months ago.
2 months old and not adding anything to the discussion? Nah.