Now you too can pee standing up.
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i dont think thats gonna be put to use very often
Just another reason why men rule
I don't like yellow snow cones.
Only real men have posted in this thread so far.
True men use penises
Welcome to six years ago.
thats sooooooooo last week
I REALLY WANT ONE!!! although not havig one has never stopped me peeing standing up.....when extremely drunk that is :p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...e/Urinelle.jpg
Looks like someone urinelled on her teeth.
Oh sorry Nik, my bad. I'm just getting the hang of this thing.
Nothing will ever compare to the picture I once saw of a 6 foot by 10 foot stencil. That was fantastic.
That reminds me of that scene in Rat Race. You know, the "pee in a funnel!" scene.
Yeah, this has been around forever. Except at first they never caught on because the cone which fits against your uh huh wasn't disposable. And that was pretty ew.
I myself have never used one.
The world is my urinal.
Phoa, would you?
Call me old fashioned, but I'll stick to sitting down.....
That diagram on the package scares me.
lol niko wins the internutts!
Bipper
This is just weird. If I didn't see it, I'd swear it was made up. Now I kinda wish I'd thought of it.... make all kinds of money off stupid militant feminist types who hate the idea that there's ANYTHING a man can do that they cannot.
Peeing while standing up is so overrated.
Men can do it standing up AND down. 'cause we're flexible
Now can they make attatchments for men that make it more interesting. Liek brushes for an Air Paint set? Snow art would get so much cooler. :cool:
Bipper
I use a foundation for men.
If the cones and tubes were 100% verifiably sterile I'd try it, prolly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
And women have always been able to pee standing up, they just have to take their pants off first to avoid splashback. I can do it!
splashback lol
Women are meant to be sitting! *sit.. stands*
That's sick dude.
now... why should we want to pee like the mens?!!!!!!!!! :eek: :mog:
Groseness! ^_^[couldn't help myself]
Hehe, the only thing I saw was nik0tine's "Trickle Down lol" sig. :D
Looks good for holding Ice Cream.
:joey:
I wonder if it comes in Strawberry
Phoa, what if I gaurenteed you it was 99% sterile. Would you still use it?
That's not a penis. ;_;
"Now you too can pee standing up"-thats my new MSN name ^^
I think that's pretty gros but whatever. The picture was pretty nasty. xD
Or maybe I'm just immature. Either way, screw peeing while standing up!
You cant understand the thrill of it till you've tried it xDQuote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
UNBAN PETER!!!111
Sounds like something you'd see in German porn. I have a dirty mind today.Quote:
Originally Posted by kikimm
Oh, how appropriate. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Sasquatch
I can't even express how funny I found that without using a few "rofflecopt0rz!" xDQuote:
Originally Posted by udsuna
HAHAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by udsuna
your sig doesn't look that way -Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
This is such a preteen thread....
Depends on what you mean by 99%. Is it not completely sterile because it's been used or because it made contact with a surface? And if the latter, what surface?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
You know, i probably wouldn't use it at all cause it'd be easier just to sit down. jeez louise.
I think the real case in point here is that all women have Penis Envy.
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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
Whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie...... :D
well honestly, Penis Envy is a real psychological stigma that happens in women at a VERY young age, in like the toddler years, which is later suppressed throughout life and thus, the woman becomes overly frustrated with her sexual inequalities. Don't believe me? read Freud...
ignore the fact that he was a coke addict.
I don't see why women think that peeing while standing up is such a good thing, we can do it but we can't aim good to save our own lives.
I should use this product. I'm a guy, but, I pee on myself.
What do you mean we can't aim well. I dunno about you, but I hit my target 95% of the time, and that's some damn good accuracy.
the other 5% hits the ceiling.
Great, now they'll put those urinal things in the girls bathrooms.
I seen someone with one of these, eating chips out of it.
:eek: hopefully not used.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS
:shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by bardock
..maybe after.
I've seen someone eat their urinelle with chips.
>>> lol, Why would someone want to stick a frigging paper cone on their genitals and pee?..
Seriously, whoever invented that is a retard..
Nah, it'd be cool to pee on buildings though. We've discussed this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
PAPERCUTS
That would be very very painful me thinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
You think if women started using these their public restrooms would start to be absolutely filthy too?
you've never been in the ladies room huh? Filthy! I have rarley seen a clean one! :eek:
*shivers at memories* where i worked a couple of years ago, the ladies room toilets got clogged more then the mens, and the 'love buckets' *shivers*Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeZipster
Somehow I don't think this is going to catch on.
It looks like a snow cone holder.