I hope this isn't considered spam or anything but here goes.
So do you believe in this fat guy?
Mainly the topic is your words on the fat guy who appears every Crimbo.
I stopped believing in this guy when I was 7 lol.
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I hope this isn't considered spam or anything but here goes.
So do you believe in this fat guy?
Mainly the topic is your words on the fat guy who appears every Crimbo.
I stopped believing in this guy when I was 7 lol.
I met him once, he was in a "grotto" he called me "kiddo" i therefore am inclined to believe he exists :)
It was some maniac paid to dress up as santa and cause some bother.
Nah, dude, he was the real thing, he had a beard and a sack full of surprises and everything :excited:
Fake beard, how many men in their 30's/40's can grow a full WHITE beard.
he maybe Michael Jackson trying to get kids.
http://s61.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0...P3LZTZJCYSZK32
i saw him in a movie called "The Santa Claus"
i never knew that Tim Allen was Santa
hm go figure
I believe in him because it makes the holidays fun.
... Who is Santa Claus ?
Tis a myth to get children to go to sleep on Xmas eve like the legend of Women on the net.
he was real! but then coca cola got a hoald of him and changed the colours of his clothes!
If you ever use the word "Crimbo" again I'm going to nasally rape you.
It's a commonly used expression for Christmas in the North East, I only call it Crimbo online or rarely offline lol.
Psy believes in Santa!
Either Santa exists or not.
If he exists He's a child fiddler, he does things to his elves and what does he keep in that sack eh?
It's either that or he's just a story.
He is real i tell you!
no one with such a big beard and the 'ho ho ho' laugh could be made up! :choc2:
errr... *puts on big beard and goes 'ho ho ho'*
It's a cosplayer lol.
No, it's an ugly word dreamed up by marketing execs to make Christmas sound more fashionable. Now, if they'd dreamed up a nice word, like Mooblerfoobler or Lemontrees, then I wouldn't mind. Crimbo? No thank you. Get out of here Crimbo, no-one loves you. :irked:
The only trouble now is that i know your beard is fake :mog:
well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
Yeah, thats cus santa is actually a 98 year old balding midget, but coca cola wanted to make him appear more attractive to the general public
but how can a 98 year old midget be able to deliver presents around the world overnight?
what about people with no chimneys?
LOL HI ST. NICOLAS MAH DOGG!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
PS: Psycho-Cola > Coca-Cola.
by magic :eep:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
XD, what does your psycho cola taste like?
I hope there's no under 10's on EOFF or I've messed them up.
how can a 98 year old banger use magic?
how the hell can he be fit enough to get outside in one piece, survive winters and stuff.
You're a god damn liar :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
He looked the same but his clother were mainly green.Quote:
well Santa actually had no image til Coca Cola made it.
i didnt say he was a banger, i said he was a midget :rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoden
he is fit, because he drinks psycho-cola, the real thing ;)
he wasn't extremely obese, his costume had alot more fur, It comes from Greece I think.
santa is an incarnation of the spirit of Christmas, you don't have to know he's real to celebrate christmas, in a way Santa is a human incarnation of christmas if you think about it.
The story of him checking little kid's behaviour, delivering presents and coal is the B/s.
Strange eh?
I get the feeling this is all news to you.
I never believed in him.
hes my dad :D
You poor deprived little boy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Elf! *points and laughs*Quote:
hes my dad
awww, Chris :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
you made me feel sad now :(
*goes to get a bucket*
He could be anyone's spiritual dad, Jesus w/e.
I still believe in him because I feel like it. :p
go ahead, the image of the gift giver is the santa I say doesn't exist.
You take him pretty seriously for someone who doesnt believe.
I don't want to ruin it for kids that's all and all this just comes from that or I'm making it up as I go along.
Santa sure does know how to bake a good cake :)
Yeah, he tried to stuck his fat ass down my chimy, so I scared away his reindeer by throwing rocks so he can walk home.
its hard to have him as a dad...
since i cant tell anyone and stuff
hes on A Weight Watchers Diet u know?
and still everyone makes fun of him for being chubby... :cry:
for the record his name isnt Santa its Tim, Tim Allen
and u can call me Charlie...:shifty:
I believe.