I declare shenanigans.

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10-24-2005, 09:38 AM
-N-

I declare shenanigans.

There is no way there were 589 users of this board on June 18 at whatever the hell time zone 9.11 AM is. In fact, 9.11 is proof of a staff conspiracy to artificially jack up the site stats to generate more advertising revenue. Down with those heathenous Shinra.

For exhibit B, I present this masterful work of journalism. Maybe I shouldn't present that... my posts in there are way too n00bish.

Exhibit C is this high-handed (yet oh so hilarious) imperialism manifested as Kawaii Ryûkishi.

Exhibit D is Necro's *snip*. Which brings me to a legit question - I can't link to porn images, but what about very descriptive sex stories?

~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams

Discuss these travesties and its potentially devastating effects on the Asian economy's manufactured goods and exports. You have 17 hours. Make your time.

Goddamn this bag of candy corn is endless. I'm never going to sleep at this rate.

edit: You guys are morons if you believed the mod edits. I've faked them before. It's No Big Deal.

You owe me five whatever the hell NZ currency is for using that trademark. - D
10-24-2005, 09:56 AM
Miriel

Yamaneko uses tildes?
10-24-2005, 10:14 AM
WildRaubtier

Probably just search engine spiders. Some sites can get pretty bad with those at times, using several dozen at a time on the one site.
10-24-2005, 10:20 AM
Primus Inter Pares

Well now, does there seem to be a problem here?
10-24-2005, 10:24 AM
themagicroundabout

It's worse than you think! :hat:
10-24-2005, 10:38 AM
Primus Inter Pares

:eek: is it the conspiracy of the hats all over again? :hat:
10-24-2005, 11:14 AM
Rye

I approve of Yam's tildes!
10-24-2005, 11:27 AM
Samuraid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Goddamn this bag of candy corn is endless. I'm never going to sleep at this rate.

You've become intoxicated by candy. Admit it.:rolleyes2
10-24-2005, 11:31 AM
Primus Inter Pares

Hold on... Yams did something. :eek:
10-24-2005, 12:14 PM
Big D

Spider programs and search bots account for a lot of the 'lurkers' seen around the forum lately. Especially since Yahoo has been boosting its number of spiders, in order to increase the quality of their search engine. Or so I'm told.
10-24-2005, 12:57 PM
Old Manus

Yahoo finally realises that its search engine is crap
10-24-2005, 06:39 PM
Dignified Pauper

Yams just owned Neel, now Neel can come back and say Yam's hates brown people and declare it an e-hate crime

anyone notice that exhibit A was gone?
10-24-2005, 08:00 PM
Kamiko

We can sum this up in a single sentence.
The Candy Corn is infiltrating Neel's brain.
10-24-2005, 08:05 PM
Hawkeye

I get on EoFF for this?
10-24-2005, 10:02 PM
eestlinc

like Yams would ever actually do something...
10-24-2005, 10:05 PM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams

Discrimination! Discrimination! Lack of equality! Elitist! ELITIST!

*marches on the capitol*
10-24-2005, 10:12 PM
eestlinc

yea Neel said that. don't you know, never trust an Indian.
10-24-2005, 10:17 PM
Traitorfish

Since were being random, my surname is Meehan, and I found a site that said Wyoming is the only state on in the mainland US that contains no Meehans. Wyomings too good for us, is it? Damn you, Wyoming!
10-24-2005, 10:29 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Discrimination! Discrimination! Lack of equality! Elitist! ELITIST!

*marches on the capitol*

MEMBER EQUALITY
10-24-2005, 10:33 PM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

There is no way there were 589 users of this board on June 18 at whatever the hell time zone 9.11 AM is.

My Birthday :D
10-24-2005, 10:51 PM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by Traitorfish

Since were being random, my surname is Meehan, and I found a site that said Wyoming is the only state on in the mainland US that contains no Meehans. Wyomings too good for us, is it? Damn you, Wyoming!

There isn't much of anything in Wyoming except mountains and stuff.
10-24-2005, 11:01 PM
Yamaneko

I think Neel was high when he made this thread.
10-25-2005, 12:22 AM
Psychotic

...whoa, did Yamaneko delete my post? Don't strain yourself too much, you might get a hernia.
10-25-2005, 12:50 AM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by eestlinc

like Yams would ever actually do something...
10-25-2005, 12:54 AM
bipper

I am going to pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

Hey Farve! whats that restaunt you like to eat at with that goofy [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] on the walls?
10-25-2005, 12:58 AM
Loony BoB

Definitely a case of Yawho's Online. I've got a saved file showing 100-200 Y! searchbots on EoFF somewhere.
10-25-2005, 01:25 AM
Samuraid

We can update our robots.txt and lower the crawl interval if that becomes a problem.
10-25-2005, 01:28 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by eestlinc

like Yams would ever actually do something...

YOU deleted my post, elsie?

Well that's just not cool. Not cool at all. If Yamaneko was the one responsible, that'd be fine with me, but you...well...I'm disappointed in you, elsie.

:tonberry:
10-25-2005, 01:29 AM
Loony BoB

Nah. :p I don't see it as a problem, and the "damage" has been done already anyway. To me, it just means that some search engine is going to promote our site, so that's a good thing.
10-25-2005, 02:24 AM
Meat Puppet

how is anyone elses post in this thread less delete worthy than mine?

I bet it wouldn't been deleted if I knever won that screen name dournament. TAMN YOU PROTO
10-25-2005, 05:58 AM
Samuraid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Nah. :p I don't see it as a problem, and the "damage" has been done already anyway. To me, it just means that some search engine is going to promote our site, so that's a good thing.

FFO and FFShrine still have the top two spots on google. :smash: But that could change. ;)
10-25-2005, 06:16 AM
Yamaneko

FFO has always been there. Before them it was FF:WA. EoFF is pretty consistent, though. We're probably the fastest growing too.
10-25-2005, 08:06 AM
Samuraid

We certainly have the best forums and a lot of interesting things that the others don't.
10-25-2005, 01:40 PM
bipper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samuraid

We certainly have the best forums and a lot of interesting things that the others don't.

Like Bipper?!
10-25-2005, 01:49 PM
boris no no

:D
i like cookies *gives cookies to samuraid*
its always good to have a conspiricy, like in the x-files :D
10-25-2005, 05:34 PM
CaZ!

shenanigons where?:joey:
10-25-2005, 05:41 PM
edczxcvbnm

shenanigans? Ah hell! I gotta go home and get my broom!
10-25-2005, 10:29 PM
-N-

I actually wasn't high, Yams, as shown in Exhibit E. :p

It's actually kinda cool that I now know the reason why that number always seems so overinflated. Damn those search engine bots...
10-26-2005, 03:00 AM
Samuraid

Quote:

Originally Posted by bipper

Like Bipper?!

Yes. :p
10-26-2005, 03:20 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm

shenanigans? Ah hell! I gotta go home and get my broom!

You beat me to it. :cry:
10-26-2005, 10:36 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

I am going to pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

Quote:

shenanigons where?

D*mn, too late. :D
10-26-2005, 10:58 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Exhibit D is Necro's *snip*. Which brings me to a legit question - I can't link to porn images, but what about very descriptive sex stories?

~ Saying things like that about other members here isn't nice, especially moderators. If only I could ban you without a staff ruling. - Yams

BAN NEEL BAN NEEL BAN NEEL.

I <3 you Neel.
10-26-2005, 11:53 PM
edczxcvbnm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

You beat me to it. :cry:

This is page two and I sadly beat everyone to it.
10-27-2005, 05:44 AM
Dignified Pauper

Neel is Anti-gay.

However, because I love Neel, I joined in on Shenanigans!!!! some of you know what I'm talking about.