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10-25-2005, 07:29 PM
Fire_Emblem776

ff humor

like cool
10-25-2005, 08:07 PM
GunbladeMaster

lol
10-25-2005, 08:48 PM
boys from the dwarf

holy hilarious shiznit!!!! evil cloud? yay!!!dancing sepho? hilariousynessificationition!!!!!!
10-25-2005, 08:56 PM
redxiiii

"And this one time at band camp!" man I love that!!!
10-25-2005, 08:56 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireemblem776

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...phdatetoon.jpg

That one made me chuckle. :)
10-25-2005, 09:13 PM
Anniexo

how do you get sephiroth to be in cloud place?
10-25-2005, 09:22 PM
Flying Mullet

Magic!
10-25-2005, 09:25 PM
Anniexo

tell me how plase
10-25-2005, 09:25 PM
GunbladeMaster

compulsive pixelaritation
10-25-2005, 09:28 PM
Meat Puppet

sephiroth replaces cloud with a patch for pc
quite gay
10-25-2005, 09:45 PM
Anniexo

what about on ps1?
10-25-2005, 09:52 PM
Flying Mullet

You can't really patch a PSOne.
10-25-2005, 09:54 PM
Skyblade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

You can't really patch a PSOne.

With enough duct tape, you can patch anything (except, oddly enough, ducts).
10-25-2005, 11:42 PM
DarkLadyNyara

No comment...
10-25-2005, 11:50 PM
crashNUMBERS

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireemblem776

LOL!!!!
10-26-2005, 12:40 PM
d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x

yes i agree, quite amusing
. . . .
oh i can't contain it, it's freakin hilarious!!!!!
10-26-2005, 12:44 PM
Black Angel

LOL!!! Poor Yuffie must be trumatized!!!!! Sephiroth must feel so stupid!!!!!!
10-26-2005, 01:06 PM
TheSpoonyBard

Here's a (not so) little something I found that some may find funny.

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/0027...77446029_l.jpg
10-26-2005, 04:01 PM
Skyblade

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/0027...77446029_l.jpg

That deserves more than just a link.

"Warrrrk!"
10-26-2005, 04:04 PM
Dinnova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyblade

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/0027...77446029_l.jpg

That deserves more than just a link.

"Warrrrk!"

what attacks would it use?
10-26-2005, 04:06 PM
Skyblade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinnova

what attacks would it use?

Chocobuckle
Chocoflare
Chocoflash (similar to Diamond Flash in it's effect)
Deathblow/Fat Chocobo

Probably a couple more too. Chocobo WEAPON is a scary idea.
10-26-2005, 05:00 PM
GunbladeMaster

wat about choco metoer
choco ball
choco attack
choco cure
10-26-2005, 05:09 PM
Dinnova

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

wat about choco metoer
choco ball
choco attack
choco cure

how about choco win.
an attack that occurs randomly or counters making you die without any chance of survival.
10-26-2005, 05:50 PM
* White Aeris *

all of these are hilarious! keep them coming!!!!
10-26-2005, 05:56 PM
GunbladeMaster

and the winning item
will be a
Chocobo Pinion

Choco-wing-castes wind damage on all enemies
Choco-feather- casts haste on chocobo
10-26-2005, 07:08 PM
boys from the dwarf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skyblade

http://myspace-029.vo.llnwd.net/0027...77446029_l.jpg

That deserves more than just a link.

"Warrrrk!"

holy funnynalariousnessismificationy!!!:choc2: eek!!!!
10-26-2005, 07:10 PM
Anniexo

to bad all of this isn't in the game
10-26-2005, 11:11 PM
Dinnova

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maiyo_Yoem

to bad all of this isn't in the game

OR IS IT!!!!!!

Collect all the 1/35th Soldiers then go to the northcrater then fight 100 battles without getting hit, then sephiroth will then congradulat you then give you Black Materia, then you must go revive Aeris and get Zack in your party. Then go to the ice field with a plaid Chocobo who will then summon Chocobo Weapon.(SPOILER)if you belive this you got problems
10-26-2005, 11:33 PM
crashNUMBERS

LMAO!!
10-27-2005, 12:16 AM
FFGuevara

ROTFL
10-27-2005, 05:44 AM
Masamune·1600

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.
10-27-2005, 05:54 AM
Skyblade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masamune∙1600

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.

Thanks for those stats and that strategy suggestion, Masamune!

However, the "Electric de Chocobo" (which I loved, BTW, that was excellent) got me thinking. We could do references to chocobo themed things from other FF games. First suggestion: A move called "The Chocobo's Kweh" (It's a pub in FFTA, in case you don't recognize it). I'll give more later.
10-27-2005, 06:55 AM
boys from the dwarf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masamune∙1600

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.

funny strategy!!!!
10-27-2005, 11:45 AM
Christmas

Just a secret to share with everyone. That Chocobo Weapon is actually the Chocobo Sage!!!

How do you get Chocobo Sage to transform in the Chocobo Weapon?

That is another secret for another time.
10-27-2005, 12:42 PM
Black Angel

Chocobo WEAPON will kill u no matter what u do and u will die while fighting it!(A little prediction I just had!!!!)
10-27-2005, 02:55 PM
Cecinda

LOL!!!! Have any of you guys actually TRIED the Aeris resurrection technique? Like use gameshark to get the midgar key on disk 1 and find the man in the pipe, blah blah.
lol.

P.S. I wonder what nobuo uematsu would look like in FF7. I wonder what he looks like?
10-27-2005, 03:32 PM
Dinnova

would be funny if the chocobo had an attack called "/win". self explanitory
10-27-2005, 06:03 PM
GunbladeMaster

1 Attachment(s)

Attachment 17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!
10-27-2005, 06:57 PM
boys from the dwarf

also to stop the chocobo weapon destroying your house buy the house in costa del sol for 300000 gil then the meteor will land there(but unfourtunately i destroy the real life place cost delsol but oh well. just dont play it there.)
10-27-2005, 08:17 PM
zellv2

lol

lmao those pics rule lol chocobo weapon ^_^ and sephiroth replacing cloud what humour :choc:
10-27-2005, 08:48 PM
Dinnova

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

Attachment 17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!

okay!

wu, y are we throwing apples at him?
10-27-2005, 09:00 PM
GunbladeMaster

cas
Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

he created many good things
but by lookign at that pic we see his tru evilness :evilking:
10-27-2005, 09:13 PM
Dinnova

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

cas
Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

he created many good things
but by lookign at that pic we see his tru evilness :evilking:

lol
10-29-2005, 02:35 AM
Bowser

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireemblem776

That one loked pretty hard to make. Whos that dancing with Seph?
10-29-2005, 02:38 AM
TheSpoonyBard

One of the actors in the play. She's almost always there.
10-29-2005, 10:29 AM
GunbladeMaster

it looks like Rinoa
10-29-2005, 01:56 PM
Ultima Shadow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masamune∙1600

After long hours of testing, these are my conclusions. :eek:

Chocobo Weapon

Level 9999
HP: 999,999,999,999,999
MP: 999,999,999,999
Strength: 65535
Vitality: 65535
Magic: 65535
Spirit: 65535
Dexterity: 65535
Luck: 65535
Attack%: 65535
Defense%: 65535
M. Defense%: 65535

Absorbs: Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Wind, Water, Poison, Gravity, Holy, Cut, Hit, Shoot, Punch, Shout, Hidden, Non-Elemental

Immune to: All, including Cait Sith's instant victory combination

Steal: Choco Feather

Morph: Chocobracelet

Win: Potion, 1 gil

Techniques:

Chocobuckle: Apparently, the Chocobo Weapon (or, more accurately, the party) has escaped roughly ∞ times. Not only does that make it impossible for the targeted character to survive, the fact that one cannot escape an infinite number of times creates a paradox, which causes the game to glitch, resulting in Game Over, all save files being lost, and your house being reduced to rubble for good measure.

Choco Meteor: Causes Meteor to hit Gaia. Game Over, plus your current save file gets destroyed. Doesn't affect your house, though.

Choco Source: Causes one character's stats to drop to zero, permanently. This includes maxHP, so the character can never be used again. Also, this will screw up his or her dialogue for some reason, predictably causing the game to glitch and erase your saved game.

Choco Pandora's Box: Rather than a question mark, you get a chocobo. Deals 9999 damage and 999 MP damage to everyone. I can't think of a reason offhand to make it erase a saved game, but it does!

Electric de Chocobo: A lightning-elemental summon. Nobuo Uematsu appears and erases your saved game, unless you absorb lightning. If you do, your saved game is safe! However, Electric de Chocobo is the only piece of music that will play for the rest of the game.

Warrrrk!: Chocobo Weapon's ultimate technique, only used when its HP drops below 300 million, and also when its MP drops below 30 million. I'm not sure what it does, because my game had been erased by then.

Strategy: Buy several memory cards; play it at someone else’s house.

:love: :love: :love:
10-29-2005, 02:19 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireemblem776

I'm going to assume Sephy's just staring.
10-29-2005, 02:46 PM
Black Angel

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

Attachment 17491

look everyone
its a Uematsu!
Lets throw apples at him!

*Has seizures cuz of picture*...............*Faints*.............Fals outta chair*........:eep:
10-31-2005, 07:55 AM
Raven Nox

Those are pretty good, I remember a site that had a few changed FF pics for humor purposes, I don't remember the site though, I need to find it again.
10-31-2005, 01:02 PM
Neco Arc

shouldn't the chocobo be invincible... you know as the NORMAL chocobo... the only way you can beat it is by feeding a million mimmet greens using w-item trick and you win....
11-01-2005, 04:45 PM
Dinnova

it praticaly is invincible
11-06-2005, 03:34 AM
Max

Haha Did you make those?