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AHHHH!!!
Don't send me these!
I don't have enough people on my list to avoid horrific curses on my soul.
Plus, then people get mad because they don't want to bother when all you were trying to do was save your own skin!
Par example...
Today, Linsey sent me a lovely little letter.
Now. I will not be asked out or dated for 5 years. [sigh]
What do you think?
These things are evil!
10 years ago a girl was murdered on this very message board.
If you do not repeat this message on at least ten other message boards, she will appear in your bed tonight and strangle you for not taking such a thing seriously.
If you do repeat it, then you will recieve good luck for the next 200 years and all your wildest dreams will come true.
Did I mention that I'm pretty sure Lindy is Satan?
People who send chain letters should be in jail.
I didn't win the award for that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiko
You should be in jail. :(
OH NOES! IT'S TEH AOL POLICE!
meet puopet shud be in jaeil
Jail!
Jail is scary, those girls are mean. :fpsad:
just remember to send those money orders to:
eestlinc
PO Box 655321
Atlanta, GA 30303
USA
123 Fake St.
Is it alright if I wrap the money order around some gelignite?Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
I once had one that said
"If you don't send this to 10 people by Midnight, Molly will be on your ceiling at night and kill you"
*DELETED*
fine with me. I don't think that PO Box even exists.
Better safe than sorry, eh?
yea, I'm not going to put a real address up.
or maybe it is a real box that belongs to someone else.
You should be in jail eestlinc. xD
Or maybe it IS your real box, and you're double-bluffing us.
maybe
Hate you.
Want divorce.
I guess I'll have to go back to Tokki now.
the 1st of november , we will have to pay for the use of our glorious EoFF Forums and chat unless we send this message to at least 5
other members. It's no joke if you don't believe me
then go to the site ( www.eyesonff.com ) and see for yourself. Anyways
once you've sent this message to at least 5 other members , your EoFF settings will turn to the new Beta Testing color scheme and design. please copy and paste don't forward, because
people won't take notice of it otherwise.
acording to these chain letters so far i will:
Break all the bones in my body-only two so far(ouch my thumb i broke it earlier)
Never fall in love or have a girlfriend,
and have bad luck for the rest of my life.
chain letters fill my inbox:(
this is my greatest achievement yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alive-Man
your list of prior accomplishments must be quite impressive.
It suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure is...*nods*
you better believe it is.
Hola, pplz... I think chain letters suck but they are part of our culture so mabye we should embrace and junk them. I am guessing that they will never be arrested as its not illegal to send emails even if they are offensive or threatening. So get over it and just delete them. They will stop when ppl stop forwarding them.
Oh, that is not your real PO Box, eest? I wonder what will happen to that 10,000 dollar check I sent to you...
As for chain letters.. I think they are annoying as hell. But I don't get too many of them, so I just delete them and forget them.
Now heres a man whose smart, rsl says 'delete'.
that's because RSL is for promoting to pay for EoFF