Are you a pervert?
EDIT- if you say you arnt, youre a liar.
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Are you a pervert?
EDIT- if you say you arnt, youre a liar.
chaos: Yes, especially at highschool. During classes, I laugh at everything the teacher says. I can twist anything into something naughty and funny.
Rubedo: But all the guys do it. Girls in the class do get pissed though. All like "why are you like so obsessed with women lolz". So, to make a long story short, I am one of the biggest perverts who ever walked the earth.
Albedo: *laughs maniacally*
I'm not so much a pervert as a girl with an INSANELY dirty mind from having too many friends who are guys and are also dirty minded.
Yes.
I wouldn't say I'm perverse, but I'm very open minded and I enjoy dirty jokes. :D
pixplzkthxbai :mog:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Even my crew marvels at the sheer perversity and/or TMI factor of some of the things that come out of my mouth. I have a tendency to be incredibly blunt; if a girl asks "why are you looking at me" I won't hesitate to say "because you've got a nice rack, babycakes" or something similar. A lot of girls don't like that type of behavior, but if they can't take a joke then I really don't want to have that much to do with them.
yeah i am, so what?
Very...
:shifty:
That looks kinda DIRTY. :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
What is red and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.
Depends on my mood. Ive been known to break down laughing in english class for reading aloud "I played a game with myself". That was just a seriously hyper mood though.
I think this smilie is appropriate. :drool:
Of course not.
Yes very, and I have it spread to one of my friends. In the best of days I can turn a lot into something perverted, but that goes without saying I hear dirty things often. Everytimes we have a meal at my dad's mom's and the family is there. Somehow my mom and my great-uncle end up making dirty comments. They say I am just thinking too much about it, but I know they are actually being perverted...
lol, if i wasnt perverted, i wouldnt be me.
I voted for the second option. Believe me, you really don't.;)
yes
Me? No way.
Yes of course I am.
No, I think this one is more suited for this thread. :joey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
I seem to be more gutterminded now than I ever have been. >>
man, doesn't anyone else thumb bibles?
anyways, while watching the second harry potter movie, my friends Jennifer and Kelsey decided that one could be a "pre"vert, a pervert, or a "pro"vert. Depending on perverted they were.
[20:32:18] <foa> http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1540&p=3 this is that thing that necro posted in that thread in staff.
[20:32:28] <foa> And omg it's hilarious. That's page 3,thogh
[20:34:54] <PiP> ...:(
[20:34:58] <PiP> I was expecting porn
[20:35:09] <foa> xD
[20:35:34] <PiP> ^_____^
[20:37:02] <PiP> ...so that's all you do xD :D?
[20:37:42] <foa> Huh?
[20:38:23] <PiP> in the staff forum ;o
[20:38:27] <PiP> ^_~
[20:38:42] <PiP> porn and funny articles
[20:38:49] * PiP rolls eyes
[20:39:51] <foa> Yes. Yes it is.
Generally not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
Your poll falls prey to the fallacy of oversimplification.
I'm so out there, that pedophiles and necrophilliacs find me sick.
But that's how I like my pretzels, damnit!
:mad:
bible thumber
when the shape chafes, I go for something more cylindrical though
You could have just asked me. But everyone at EoFF is a pervert. :) 'Cept me, 'course.
I think about resha at night
yes, a bit. I've turned ino one, thanks to my company.
I don't think I'm perverted. I've long since evolved beyond such a meager description. Like comparing firecrackers to a nuke.
*wanders off to make the chocobos cry again*
In my English class me and friends figured out that our teacher looked so rough because she'd had some hawt secks in the store cupboard. :joey:
I got moved for giggling :(
AM I SICK MINDED? HECKZ YES!
Im Perverted I s'pose ^_~ But i never understand Dirty Jokes cause' im so slow.
Yup... I'm a perv....
I wouldnt exactly say that im a pervert, im far from it, but I can come up with some damn good dirty jokes..I mean, joke potential is everywhere
lol I chose Bible thumper because I like how it sounds ahahahahaha.
Oh yeah.....:radred:
I try to keep it in check, but there's no way I can deny it. As long as the girls around me are at least a little bit pervy too, it's alright. Its swell when your perversions are accepted by those you're perverted about. But yeah, I try not to go over board ^_^'
Oh, we know how you are Ashley. We know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
I've been a pervert since I was about 9.
I've corrupted countless others.
I wouldn't have it any other way. :D
Who isn't?
My friend said i was (sic)
I guess you could say I am... I blame PiP. It's his fault. And Ashley.
And, I corrupted Zeldy. She's worse than me I tell ya!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiko
Amen!
I'm not a biblethumper, I'm a Tubthumper. [/Chumbawumba]
My friends say im a pervert. There damn right.
I try to hide it in public, but those who know me well know how much of a perv I am.
once my friend and i were at an school assembly i get up and im like "that was boring, i have a damn head ache" and she says "yeah my ass hurts" so i responded "need me to rub it for you?" she beat me the crap outta me.
I'm not a pervert. People making dirty jokes and stuff anoy me to no end. It's especialy bad in school when all the guys hang out together. It's as if they are competing who is the biggest perv. Can't stand being around them most of the time.
i as well try to keep the perversion in check, only around my otehr perverted friends am i truly perverted, most times i keep the perverted comments to myself.
Im certainly not a pervert:angel:
I look at yur custom title and giggle... *grasps your 'trumpet'*Quote:
Originally Posted by Trumpet Thief
I am a very big pervert. I think about sex all the time (when not doing schoolwork) and I make many naughty jokes...
i knw u r but wut am i ??? :confused:
You all got owned.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
And yes.
Uhm, Yeah! doh.
Totally.
And chose option 2 for a reason.