Dear Mr. Bush

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10-28-2005, 09:03 PM
Dignified Pauper

Dear Mr. Bush

Dear Mr. Bush,

I am writing you this letter to tell you of my succession from the Union. I have annexed a cubic yard of land in west central Ohio, which specific location will remain un-named. Out of this land, I will craft the great theocratic nation of Tyrinoba. If you seek to take military aggression against us, I warn you in advance that my armies are poised for war. Right now, my army of genetically altered fire ants are digging tunnels under your city states in such an intricate way that, should you attack Tyrinoba, then they shall cause serious structural problems to the foundations of your most unsacred land and cause your city states to collapse into the earth. In the name of the most high God, you have wronged the Earth and it is I who shall stop you from continuing your tyrannical ways across the sea in your fight for freedom and liberty.

With Much Hostility,
Supreme Patriarch of Tyrinoba, Marick.
10-28-2005, 09:04 PM
Old Manus

Wrong website
10-28-2005, 09:04 PM
edczxcvbnm

Sweet
10-28-2005, 09:05 PM
Rye

I always wanted to email Bush to tell him how much I love to change the channels while he does speeches to see him repeat the last few syllables of whatever he said again.
10-28-2005, 09:16 PM
Madonna

Secession is just the beginning. -_-
10-28-2005, 09:20 PM
Shoeberto

Dear President Marick:

As I am also a citizen of western central Ohio, I have decided to also secede from the Union; however, I will be my own independent nation, separate from yours. As the new president of New Ethiopia, I request that you forfeit all snack foods and soda pops, or else I will send in my weapons inspectors because you most likely are harboring Weapons of Miniscule Destruction.

Regards,
President Shoeberto Ramirez
10-28-2005, 09:21 PM
Rye

I'm gonna go off topic and say that Chocolate Thief Locke has some of the best banner concepts ever and that I love his banner. xD

I can't be the only person to the do that channel changing trick during G.W.B's speeches.
10-28-2005, 09:30 PM
Yamaneko

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three.
10-28-2005, 09:47 PM
Shlup

The CIA is coming now. You're all doomed.
10-28-2005, 09:51 PM
XxSephirothxX

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate three.

I think we should give the Dakotas to Canada because nobody cares about them. And they kinda suck anyway.
10-28-2005, 09:53 PM
ZeZipster

Dear Mr. Bush,

Will you be my friend?
10-28-2005, 09:57 PM
Venom

Dear Mr.Bush

Do you have a sister?
10-28-2005, 09:59 PM
Old Manus

Dear Mr Bush,

YOUR GAY LOL
10-28-2005, 10:04 PM
GunbladeMaster

Dear Mr Bush

Do you have one?
10-28-2005, 10:07 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Dear Mr Bush,

YOUR GAY LOL

LOL George.
10-28-2005, 10:08 PM
Old Manus

It's easy when you're George lol
10-28-2005, 10:14 PM
eestlinc

Dear Supreme Patriarch Marick,

Upon being informed of your attempted seccession from the United States of America, I have determined that you are stealing one cubic yard of land zoned within the city limits of Xenia, Ohio. Furthermore, that cubic yard of land lies directly beneath the guest restroom in my personal residence. Please give it back or I will be forced to defecate upon your newly-declared nation with reckless abandon.

Yours,

John Saraga, Mayor
101 North Detroit Street
Xenia, Ohio 45385
10-28-2005, 10:15 PM
Jess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Dear Mr Bush,

YOUR GAY LOL

Agreed
10-28-2005, 10:18 PM
Traitorfish

Dear Mr Bush.
He he. your name is 'Bush'. He he he...
Aww, good times...

From Glorious Grand High mighty Ultra Commisar Traitorfish, Shogun of Mars.

p.s. I rock.
10-28-2005, 10:52 PM
Madonna

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

The CIA is coming now. You're all doomed.

But I was talking about spelling/grammatical errors.

Rye: Why thank you. I think your work is quite spiffing too. I liked the dollhouse one muchly. <3
10-28-2005, 10:54 PM
Hawkeye

Dear George,

Who started it

Sincerely,
A dissatisfied costumer
10-28-2005, 10:58 PM
Psychotic

Dear Mr. Bush,

Why are you the greatest president ever? Just how do you do it? You are so stylish, and when I grow up I want to be just like you. Maybe I will have you cloned and then have my brain transplanted into that body. Then everyone would think it was you and I could spy on people (like hot girls! Do you like hot girls, George?) taking showers!

Anyway, onto your music. I liked your first album, entitled "Afghanistan" the best. That one had some neat explosions. Your follow up, "Iraq", was kinda lame though, as I think you could've thrown some nukes and maybe napalm in here and there. I hope your next hit, "France", is awesome though.

Hugs and kisses,
Psychotic.

PS: Will you go to the annual barn dance with me?
10-28-2005, 11:23 PM
nik0tine

Dear Mr. Bush,

trickle down lol
10-28-2005, 11:27 PM
radyk05

Dear President Bush:
Wanna cyber?
Yours truly
juan
10-28-2005, 11:37 PM
AmericanDeficiancyDenial

1 thing noooiiiccccce
10-29-2005, 12:07 AM
strawberryman

Dear Mr. Bush,

Have you always looked like a monkey?

Yours truly,
Strawberryman
10-29-2005, 01:44 AM
Sasquatch

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode a friend told me about, where Peter makes his yard his own country, and the Army shows up because Peter "invades" the U.S. when he sneaks over to his neighbor's to swimin his pool.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Anyway, onto your music. I liked your first album, entitled "Afghanistan" the best. That one had some neat explosions. Your follow up, "Iraq", was kinda lame though, as I think you could've thrown some nukes and maybe napalm in here and there. I hope your next hit, "France", is awesome though.

Hugs and kisses,
Psychotic.

PS: Will you go to the annual barn dance with me?

Alright. You win.
10-29-2005, 06:25 AM
IlGreven

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

I can't be the only person to the do that channel changing trick during G.W.B's speeches.

Heck, I do that trick when a movie's playing on two different channels at the same time :D
10-29-2005, 06:58 AM
Meat Puppet

George Bush is my hero.
10-29-2005, 10:22 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode a friend told me about, where Peter makes his yard his own country, and the Army shows up because Peter "invades" the U.S. when he sneaks over to his neighbor's to swimin his pool.

I saw that episode in class last year. 'twas a great episode. :p
10-29-2005, 11:28 AM
GunbladeMaster

yeah
but all the episodes have the same amount of humor
10-29-2005, 11:38 AM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

I wanna live in Tyrinoba!!!! FIRE ANTS RULE!!!!
10-29-2005, 03:28 PM
theundeadhero

If I pull a few strings I could be the soldier who comes to invade your land and take it back in the name of America.

Of course, I can be persuaded :shifty:
10-29-2005, 05:40 PM
Giga Guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azar With A Hat

I think we should give the Dakotas to Canada because nobody cares about them. And they kinda suck anyway.

What makes you think WE want them either? :p
10-29-2005, 05:45 PM
Doomie

Wow, we're bashing the president. What a new and innovative idea! :p
10-29-2005, 05:56 PM
escobert

My friends called the white house and told them he sucked donkey balls.
10-30-2005, 10:07 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hsu

Dear President Marick:

As I am also a citizen of western central Ohio, I have decided to also secede from the Union; however, I will be my own independent nation, separate from yours. As the new president of New Ethiopia, I request that you forfeit all snack foods and soda pops, or else I will send in my weapons inspectors because you most likely are harboring Weapons of Miniscule Destruction.

Regards,
President Shoeberto Ramirez

Esteemed President Shoeberto Ramirez,

As the President of Tyrinoba, I must order you to desist in your ordering my nation around. Our armies are mobilized for war! We will never hand over our WMDs to you, and yes, we do have them, O' tyrannical one. We will not bow to your whims. Behold, for Tyrinoba will destroy the once proud City State of America and conquer her liberty by marching up her dress to the torch! We will usher in a wave of great philosophy and rock and roll. We have already decided to annex the rest of the yard to Tyrinoba and whipe out those native American ants and spread our colony of genetically altered Fire Ants into the lands.

Furthmore, I warn you to either join us, or become our Protectorate. The choice is yours.

The Most Exhalted,
Supreme Patriarch Marick

Quote:

Originally Posted by eestlinc

Dear Supreme Patriarch Marick,

Upon being informed of your attempted seccession from the United States of America, I have determined that you are stealing one cubic yard of land zoned within the city limits of Xenia, Ohio. Furthermore, that cubic yard of land lies directly beneath the guest restroom in my personal residence. Please give it back or I will be forced to defecate upon your newly-declared nation with reckless abandon.

Yours,

John Saraga, Mayor
101 North Detroit Street
Xenia, Ohio 45385

Governing Mayor, John Saraga,

I have cleverly hidden my areas of succession far from the eyes of the city states of America. In a small town of Wapakoneta, there is a land being formed and Tyrinoba shall rise to crush your foolish lands, unless you bow to my whims and demands. If you travel there, you will only find me in Tyrinoba on the most religious holidays, where I shall conduct mass publicized sacrifices in the name of the most high God. All other times, I am sitting in a small room in the middle of the Ohioan State, plotting the revolution. We will NOT be quelled by you and your threats.

Extremely Hostile,
Supreme Patriarch Marick
10-30-2005, 10:28 PM
Kamiko

Dear George;
Send this letter to 20 world leaders within the next 5 minutes or you won't get any from Cheney for the next 4 years.
Sincerely;
Anonymous
10-31-2005, 04:16 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamiko

Dear George;
Send this letter to 20 world leaders within the next 5 minutes or you won't get any from Cheney for the next 4 years.
Sincerely;
Anonymous

Dear Kamiko
You win.
10-31-2005, 04:17 AM
rubah

what happened to arizona, mari?

and can I still come over?
10-31-2005, 04:24 AM
FFGuevara

Dear Mr.Bush when will you start using seig heil?
10-31-2005, 04:29 AM
Erdrick Holmes

Dear President Marrick

The country of Joelonia wishes to form a treaty in hopes of assisting and associating with your war. In exchange for immunity, armistance, naked anime lesbians, and a keg of your best canadian beer we will provide your country with an army of soldiers trained in the art of "I pwn you with a controller" and martial arts.

We await your reply.

Reguards,
Joel Anthony Holmes, emperor of Joelonia
10-31-2005, 04:30 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

what happened to arizona, mari?

and can I still come over?

Oh, Arizona failed a while ago.
10-31-2005, 05:20 AM
Dignified Pauper

Rubah, you're always welcome. But you have to sleep with me in my bed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joel

Dear President Marrick

The country of Joelonia wishes to form a treaty in hopes of assisting and associating with your war. In exchange for immunity, armistance, naked anime lesbians, and a keg of your best canadian beer we will provide your country with an army of soldiers trained in the art of "I pwn you with a controller" and martial arts.

We await your reply.

Reguards,
Joel Anthony Holmes, emperor of Joelonia

Salutations Joel.

First of all, I refuse to accept your blatant disregard for my title as Supreme Patriarch rather than President. Secondly, I have no use for lesbians; I'm of the homosexual persuasion. Thirdly, Canadian? Fourth, I'll sign your treaty if you become a protectorate of my proud nation, submit to the whims of my deity, and learn to spell "regards".

Insincerely.
Supreme Patriarch Marick.
10-31-2005, 07:57 AM
theundeadhero

I miss Eizon :(
10-31-2005, 09:09 AM
Monster Hunt

Today at school, my friend typped in "faliure"... then George bush's biography was on there!
10-31-2005, 07:19 PM
Kamiko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

Secondly, I have no use for lesbians; I'm of the homosexual persuasion.

The homosexual persuasion :D
10-31-2005, 09:53 PM
Denmark

deer mr bush

more wrok nedz to be dun too fiks ar publik skool sistem so kidz lern how too reed and rite and spel

thank yoo
rob
10-31-2005, 10:18 PM
Callahan

Dear Most Exhalted Supreme Patriarch Marick,

Many greetings I send to you. My name General Quan Taun Soop. I have secured a small rebel army of gentlemen who have a distinct sense of fashionablity on the East Coast of the Americas. We are majorally a sea farring people who love long walks on the beach and political upheavels. We would gladly annex ourselves with the Tyrinoba forces. We have bred a particullary nasty breed of Water Ants, which much like your fire ant are able to unleash destruction, but are not impeded by oceans or rivers.

Yours very truely,

General Quan Taun Soop
10-31-2005, 10:22 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callahan

Dear Most Exhalted Supreme Patriarch Marick,

Many greetings I send to you. My name General Quan Taun Soop. I have secured a small rebel army of gentlemen who have a distinct sense of fashionablity on the East Coast of the Americas. We are majorally a sea farring people, and we would gladly annex ourselves with the Tyrinoba forces. We have bred a particullary nasty breed of Water Ants, which much like your fire ant are able to unleash destruction, but are not impeded by oceans or rivers.

Yours very truely,

General Quan Taun Soop

Respected General Quan Taun Soop.

Your genetically altered water ants are just the key that we of Tyrinoba need for our assault on America. We gladly accept this perpetual alliance and will begin preparations for our impending assault on Washington D.C. . Furthermore, let it be know that the Aqua Brigade has been blessed by the Almighty and he himself will watch over you. General, you are key in our war efforts and soon we will show the world our devestating power!

With Benevolence,
Supreme Patriarch Marick D. Pauper
11-01-2005, 01:27 AM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

deer mr bush

more wrok nedz to be dun too fiks ar publik skool sistem so kidz lern how too reed and rite and spel

thank yoo
rob

:lol:
11-01-2005, 01:37 AM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I miss Eizon :(

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