EOFF Confessional

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10-30-2005, 02:09 AM
*__*)

EOFF Confessional

This is where you share your deepest and darkest, all the vile, $h!ty and naughty--or just dumb-@$$ things you have done.

I will start with a few:

* - I've never kissed anybody.
* - I've never been in a relationship.
* - I've never had a crush on anybody.
* - I'm straight but I'm always buddies with people of the opposite gender.
* - I like to get hyperactive.
* - I act differently when I'm with my parents.
* - There's times when I never leave the house for a whole week because I'm working on flash stuff and art, or I simply don't want to.
* - I love my own company.
* - I'm shy one minute and hyperactive the next.
* - I act the same way I did at eight/nine years old.
* - I own several Tamagochis.
* - I sometimes get the urge to draw extremely violent/scary pictures.
* - I think Auron is hot

OMG that felt good.

That's it for now; I'll be back with more. Now you go!
10-30-2005, 02:10 AM
rubah

Shouldn't the EoFF Pope head this?
10-30-2005, 02:11 AM
Destai

I kinda like the fluffy puff style
10-30-2005, 02:13 AM
Yamaneko

Your post was too hard to read. Pick a better color that works in all styles.

I have a crush on Quina.
10-30-2005, 02:14 AM
DK

I have a crush on Yamaneko.
10-30-2005, 02:23 AM
Destai

I flirted with the gay kid once.A fun day was had by all.
10-30-2005, 02:37 AM
Sasquatch

You could always check out Group Hug! for all your confession needs. It's anonymous, too. I always go there to read the stupid things people say. I've posted a few things, but mainly stupid dishonest things. I think I'm most proud of "I just made up a bunch of crap and posted it on this site."
10-30-2005, 02:56 AM
fire_of_avalon

I also think Auron is hot, but I don't think that's something I need to confess.
10-30-2005, 03:06 AM
rubah

If thinking Auron was hot was shameful, foa and I wouldn't pronounce him to be such a coyboy.
10-30-2005, 04:25 AM
Meat Puppet

I want to have wild sex with Meat Puppet.
10-30-2005, 04:58 AM
Mitch

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

I want to have wild sex with Meat Puppet.
10-30-2005, 07:55 AM
Slade

Im from Pluto.
10-30-2005, 07:58 AM
Yooniece

I have a Napoleon complex.
I am bisexual but way, way, way more picky with my women than I am with my men.
I think fake tanning (tanning beds, spray-ons) is the tackiest thing ever.
I like shrooms. Make of it what you will.
I can't go more than a few days without sex.
I can beat many, many boys at many, many video games that they should typically be good at. (GTA, Madden, Tekken)
I can throw perfect pigskin spirals further than every girl I know.
I buy something from Victoria's Secret every week.
10-30-2005, 08:03 AM
Alive-Cat

I shot mr. Burns!!!
10-30-2005, 08:25 AM
GunbladeMaster

i kill kittens
10-30-2005, 09:28 AM
Rodarian

Very very very bad

I once took credit of a coworkers idea (the person was out of town) and got promoted because of it.

I can be very materialistic and known to be a snotty asshole (Think Fabian from Rich Kids Cattle Drive)
Like Yooniece, I need to have sex on regular basis.
I once wore lipstick the entire day (part of a dare)
My boss saw it and said it look good on me.:confused:

I cry to bits whenever I watch Joy Luck Club

I farted very badly in an elevator (think silence stinker times X) and blamed it on the other guy. (he had to leave during the next stop in protest):D
10-30-2005, 10:52 AM
Resha

I hate cats. :D~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!
10-30-2005, 11:11 AM
GunbladeMaster

i shall die with ya
10-30-2005, 11:11 AM
Old Manus

I am a woman
10-30-2005, 11:14 AM
GunbladeMaster

not many women are with my mother
or named james
10-30-2005, 11:57 AM
theundeadhero

Quote:

Shouldn't the EoFF Pope head this?

EOFF hasn't had a Pope in a lon while now. They drove me away and never found a replacement. Monkey left again so that hurt it too.

Yesterday I took an extra spoonful of sugar in my coffee. I'm such a rebel.
10-30-2005, 01:07 PM
Captain Maxx Power

I'm not really a Pirate.
10-30-2005, 01:09 PM
Psychotic

I'm hungry and I only have apples to eat. :(
10-30-2005, 01:47 PM
Chris

I like to beat on a drum in some faraway African savanna. :D
10-30-2005, 01:53 PM
Rye

Loony BoB showed me his wood. ;____;
10-30-2005, 01:59 PM
Dreddz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Loony BoB showed me his wood. ;____;

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1...sgusted3kc.jpg
10-30-2005, 02:53 PM
Venom

Well here goes nothin

* I like to steal tips from restauaunts
*I hate emos
*I hate goths
* In 4th grade i drew all over my best friends desk and got him sent to the office
* I ate paper once
10-30-2005, 04:55 PM
Trumpet Thief

chaos: I took the chain off my jeans, and put it in the freezer for three days. Then, when my friend came over, I choked him with it for like fifteen seconds and screamed out "Stone Cold!".

Rubedo: Why? I do not know.
10-30-2005, 05:11 PM
Doomie

Fluffy Puff kinda turns me on.
10-30-2005, 05:23 PM
Jack

I have (or currently) hate most of my friends at every given time.
10-30-2005, 05:29 PM
escobert

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yooniece

I have a Napoleon complex.
I am bisexual but way, way, way more picky with my women than I am with my men.
I think fake tanning (tanning beds, spray-ons) is the tackiest thing ever.
I like shrooms. Make of it what you will.
I can't go more than a few days without sex.
I can beat many, many boys at many, many video games that they should typically be good at. (GTA, Madden, Tekken)
I can throw perfect pigskin spirals further than every girl I know.
I buy something from Victoria's Secret every week.

will you marry me? xD
anyways,
I have 0 self confidence. and very insecure.
I live off weed. I'm an addict. I know it and I really don't care.
I get very jelous over just about anything.
I'm a sucker for love.
10-30-2005, 08:40 PM
Doomie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Escobert

will you marry me? xD

Was that your first thought too? xD
10-30-2005, 08:53 PM
escobert

Of course :p
10-30-2005, 10:09 PM
Dignified Pauper

i'm homosexual
10-30-2005, 10:13 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

I like Sailor Moon...wait you guys already knew that...
10-30-2005, 11:14 PM
Giga Guess

My name is Giga Guess and I'm a nymphomaniac....:p
10-30-2005, 11:20 PM
*__*)

No, only females are nymphomaniacs, males use the term satyromania.

Unless you're not really a dude...
10-30-2005, 11:31 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Satyrs are not that cute though...just really lustful, whilst nymph are cute...
10-30-2005, 11:39 PM
escobert

How about just horny? :D
10-31-2005, 12:47 AM
Giga Guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by cait sith

No, only females are nymphomaniacs, males use the term satyromania.

Unless you're not really a dude...

I KNEW it was Satyr-something....Well that's what I am, okay?

*humps cait sith's leg*
10-31-2005, 05:44 AM
Slade

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I like Sailor Moon...wait you guys already knew that...

So do I. No im not being sarcastic, Ive loved that anime ever since I was little. I know its supposed to be a girls anime but.....its so damn cool.
10-31-2005, 06:33 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

So do I. No im not being sarcastic, Ive loved that anime ever since I was little. I know its supposed to be a girls anime but.....its so damn cool.

I know, it just so amazing, and so awwwww....

Oh, I had a crush on Neo Queen Serenity in like grade 6...
11-01-2005, 12:14 AM
*__*)

Here's some more:

*I make threads, like controversial ones on the capitol punishment, online just so people will post on them. This makes me feel special and important.

*This thread is not mine, I copied it from the forums section of the site about the insta goth kit.

*None of the confessions that I have made here until these ones are mine, I copied them from that site and put them here because I wanted there to be over 100 pages like there was the insta kit site with the dilusion that I would become a recognized member. EDIT: except for the one about Auron! :love:

Please don't hate me, I can't help the way I am.
11-01-2005, 04:44 AM
black orb

>>> Im envious of people who seem happier and luckier than me..
11-01-2005, 04:47 AM
edczxcvbnm

I am guilty of being way too awesome.
11-01-2005, 04:49 AM
Neco Arc

I watch spongebob

yet

i love Final Fantasy!!!!
11-01-2005, 05:36 AM
frr_vegeta

I've been known to lurk some of my old forums.
11-01-2005, 11:29 AM
Cuchulainn

I've killed a man.
11-01-2005, 01:40 PM
CaZ!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I am a woman

Well we always knew that
11-01-2005, 07:27 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

i'm homosexual

Me too! I'm also a nympho who is liable to wind up with carpel tunnel syndrome if I don't get a chick soon. :D
11-01-2005, 07:30 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara

Me too! I'm also a nympho who is liable to wind up with carpel tunnel syndrome if I don't get a chick soon. :D

I didn't need to know the gross details of your life.
11-01-2005, 11:50 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

I didn't need to know the gross details of your life.

It was a joke. Yeesh.
11-02-2005, 02:32 AM
Spammerman

Quote:

Originally Posted by cait sith

This is where you share your deepest and darkest, all the vile, $h!ty and naughty--or just dumb-@$$ things you have done.

I will start with a few:

* - I've never kissed anybody.
* - I've never been in a relationship.
* - I've never had a crush on anybody.
* - I'm straight but I'm always buddies with people of the opposite gender.
* - I like to get hyperactive.
* - I act differently when I'm with my parents.
* - There's times when I never leave the house for a whole week because I'm working on flash stuff and art, or I simply don't want to.
* - I'm shy one minute and hyperactive the next.
* - I act the same way I did at eight/nine years old.

OMG that felt good.

That's it for now; I'll be back with more. Now you go!

ALl those things
11-02-2005, 02:39 AM
T-MaN

I love eating food more than loving women. If you want to get me, then by all means, get my by my stomach.

By the way, I ain't fat or chubby.
11-02-2005, 02:45 AM
TurkSlayer

*I loooooove bein' with the ladies. :joey:
*I'm paranoid that everyone is ignoring me.
*I've never been kissed. (Strange, considering my first confession)
*I have at least four different personalities. (Seriously, it's freaky. And they always come out at the wrong times)
*I am very afraid of not being remembered. (Historically)
*I become obsessed with trivial things.
*I can sometime be quite hypocritcal.
*I have a tendancy to fall for the girls my best friends like.
11-02-2005, 11:12 AM
Lord Xehanort

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yooniece

I can beat many, many boys at many, many video games that they should typically be good at. (GTA, Madden, Tekken)

I guess it's a good thing I'm the world's best at SSBM.

Anyway, my confessions (OMG, USHER'S CONFESSION VIDEO JUST CAME ON!!!!! [he takes his shirt off in it... *moans**trembles*])

* I became a technical vigrin when I was 15
* I once set up someone to fail so I could steal their spotlight
* All the guys I want to @!%# are at least 6 inches shorter than I
* I would give my left testicle, and my left leg to get @!%#ed by Hayden Christensen
11-02-2005, 12:13 PM
mpjunior36

-I download porn every single day for about 15-30 mins right when I get home from work

-I am a bit vain, but definitely not cocky

-When I have kids, I'm seriously thinking about naming one of them after a Final Fantasy character

-I have never been drunk or high, and I'm proud of it!

-Two years ago on Valentine's Day I played Final Fantasy X-2 for 20 hours straight

-Sweatpants are my #1 clothing choice

-Women confuse the hell out of me
11-02-2005, 12:16 PM
Neco Arc

if you have a son: name him sephiroth
if you have a girl: name her ultimicia
11-02-2005, 01:03 PM
Social Moon Firesky

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpjunior36

-When I have kids, I'm seriously thinking about naming one of them after a Final Fantasy character

Guilty! :D I'm gonna name my son Vincent Squall, and my daughter Selphie Rinoa Aeris. (They are sooooo gonna hate me)

I like hentai, yaoi and yuri, 'cos they're better than real porn.

I have crushes on about 10 different FF characters.

I got kicked out of school, yet find myself in there almost every single day under the pretense that I'm sorting stuff out, just so I can annoy the teachers and hang out with my friends.

I stalked my former English teacher for an entire week once.

I fall for people I can't have.

I sometimes get pains in my shoulders, and I used to believe I was growing wings. (I was younger, ok?)

I used to be a total brat when I was about 11. *Shudders*
11-02-2005, 09:10 PM
KoShiatar

I, too, have crushes on people I cannot have.

I denied myself sex the last two times I could have some the first time not to hurt myself and the second time not to hurt someone I never even met and whose name I barely know.

I fangirl certain Final Fantasy characters. And read a lot of fanfictions. Also lemons if I can get my hands on them.

I spend too much money on Amano books.

I'm paranoid about people not loving me.

I sometimes am really bitchy and behave like I don't know what diplomacy and education are.
11-02-2005, 10:27 PM
DarkLadyNyara

I read fanfic lemons. Especially Yaoi. (no idea why).
I also look up Hentai.
I've never actually dated.
I'm on Prozac. :screwy:
I an a multiracial dyke who doesn't do "politically correct".
I laugh at racist, sexist, and homophobic jokes. I'm a bad leftie. :riiight:
11-02-2005, 10:37 PM
Miriel

I am sometimes guilty of trend-whorism.
I love my school, but there are times when I wish the people around me weren't so smart.
I like to dance around in my underwear.
I love to sing but I will never do it in front of other people.
I can bend in unnatural ways.
I used to be a cheerleader and those years were some of the happiest of my life.
I prefer staying home and playing FFXI rather than going out and partying.
I am incredibly sensitive but I don't like to let other people see that part of me.
I have commitment issues.
11-02-2005, 10:39 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

I can bend in unnatural ways.

That sounds sooo wrong.
11-02-2005, 10:53 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resha

I hate cats. :D~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!

Yay Resha!

Anyway, I think that anyone who isn't in Advanced Math or one of my friends is a total dumbass. About 90% of the time they are.
11-02-2005, 11:02 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

I hate cats. :D ~ They are mean.

Now all the cat lovers on EoFF can gang up on me and lynch me, BUT I WILL DIE DEFENDING THE DOG!

*Gets a rope*
Let the lynching begin.
11-03-2005, 03:38 AM
Giga Guess

Eeeeyup...*sharpens axe.*
11-03-2005, 07:41 AM
The Captain

I could spend the entire day watching either CNN, ESPN, or The Weather Channel.

I just got a cellphone a few weeks ago.

I'm still learning how to use a computer.

I look people straight in the eye whenever I engage them in conversation.

I try to vary my interests as best I can so I can converse with as many different kinds of people as possible.

I have trouble falling asleep and even more trouble waking up.

Take care all.
11-03-2005, 09:38 AM
boris no no

i <3 sex lots, and when i get to see my boyfriend we don't really leave the room for hours ;)
i sometimes wonder if university is for me
i get very paranoid about certain things
i have a none excistent home life and i never see my family
i drink A LOT and i smoke weed once or twice a month
i love to sit in my bed eating thinsg that are very bad for me watching tv
i try and lose weight but i love to be lazy and i love junk food
11-03-2005, 05:43 PM
DarkLadyNyara

I don't own a computer. (I'm typing this at school)
Or a cell phone.
Or a drivers license.
11-03-2005, 05:53 PM
Fire_Emblem776

i love sailor moon!:love:

"yatto tadoritsuita ai, nigirishime
chiisa na nemuri ni yasuragu hito
tojita mabuta ni sayonara, kuchidzukete
toki no hanazono ni anata okizari ni [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]a "

:choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2: :choc2:

i *cough* got all the ost to ff, crono, mario rpg, and others by other means.....:rolleyes2

i spend time at school reading thes threads.:love:
11-03-2005, 09:22 PM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

I have a poster of Yuna, Rikku and Pine on my bedroom ceiling.
11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
GunbladeMaster

I really am a guy.
phew that felt good
11-03-2005, 09:25 PM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

I don't have a social life outside of college. I don't have any real hobbies. i love FF too much. I love my replica Gunblade (its plastic but so what?) I would post here 24/7 if I could. how long have you got... whooooo this feels good.
11-03-2005, 09:34 PM
Alixsar

Mama, I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun...but now I've gone and thrown it all away.
11-03-2005, 11:28 PM
Kamiko

I hate other people.
:kaoclove:
I love gay guys.
11-04-2005, 05:04 AM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

I like Sailor Moon...wait you guys already knew that...

Oh right, I knew I was forgetting something.

Oh, and The Summoner of Leviathan was probably the only one who knew that too. He showed me Sailor Moon.

P.S. MEGAMAN IS BETTER THAN FF! (j/k)
11-04-2005, 06:15 AM
Del Murder

I'm not as smart as I think I am.
I make a lot of jokes just to amuse myself.
I'm scared of roller coasters.
Driving with things close to the side of my car freaks me out.
I bite my nails.
I don't like new things.
I have commitment issues.
11-04-2005, 04:52 PM
Chemical

Forgive me EoFF for I have sinned....

....

....

Screw it.

I'm not about to confess anything. I'm not ashamed of my past or my present, I have no reason to be. Confessing is like saying that you're insignificant in comparison to the system's standards and projected ideologies. To say that you have not is to say that you are not on par with the medias concept of ideal.

I'm not lacking.

Instead I'm going to express my accomplishments and self proclaimed strengths.

I've been accepted to College.
I have friends I love and cherish and who do the same.
I'm an independant who doesn't need a relation to validate my worth.
I have a great relation with my mother.
I love to create controversy.
I'm stubborn.
11-04-2005, 04:59 PM
GunbladeMaster

im goimg to fess up the word confess :(
i admit i stole it
:cry:
11-04-2005, 05:04 PM
Karl

i used to shoplift
i used to steal from my family members
i VERY frequently hate things about my friends
i want to be playing mario but dont have a controller for my nintendo
i started home school but hesitate doing work and sit on the computer
i killed a man once :shifty:
yea... thats right... once...

maybe that last one didnt happen but i dont even think anyone here would have the morals to turn me in :cool:
11-04-2005, 05:09 PM
GunbladeMaster

Confes that Wisconsin is the fat people state :D

But Switzerland is the evil people place :evilking:
11-04-2005, 05:13 PM
Karl

wisconsin is the fat people state and switzerland is the evil people place
11-04-2005, 05:16 PM
GunbladeMaster

:thumb:
11-04-2005, 05:19 PM
Social Moon Firesky

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoShiatar

I fangirl certain Final Fantasy characters. And read a lot of fanfictions. Also lemons if I can get my hands on them.

:love:

I write lemons.
11-04-2005, 05:23 PM
GunbladeMaster

ur sick...
...
...
psst lemme have a look at some :D :shifty:
11-04-2005, 05:25 PM
Project G

I havent had my first kiss yet, I had a crush on Sweet_Angel, I go obsessive when I get a crush, I havent had a gf since the first year of secondary school. There are more but I can't think of any
11-04-2005, 05:28 PM
Social Moon Firesky

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

ur sick...

:D
11-04-2005, 07:53 PM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

I like to eat cocoa powder. yumm. BTW I agree, Switzerland is where the EEEEVVVIIIILLL people live. But Hastings is wet. ooh ooh!! I like rice crispies 'n marmite!!

ps. Yeah i smothered that old woman... so... who cares....
11-04-2005, 08:08 PM
GunbladeMaster

but remember im not swiss soooooooooooooooooooo...
11-04-2005, 08:47 PM
Destai

I actually have alot of trouble making/keeping eye contact and I've tried to strangle another person.
11-04-2005, 10:01 PM
Karl

that reminds me, i once tried to strangle a kid for skipping me on the slide in kindergarden
11-05-2005, 02:44 AM
Rengori

Oh right, and Yu-Gi-Oh is probably the bestest card game ever.
11-05-2005, 10:24 AM
GunbladeMaster

well it is

beats Pokémon by a long shot
11-05-2005, 11:00 AM
Project G

I nearly broke my brothers leg once because he was annoying me, I cry myself to sleep, I have a really eclectic (I hope I spelt that right) taste in music, I haven't seen scarface but I have seen The Godfather Pt.1,2,3, Outside the forum, I'm just a sad pathetic loser
11-05-2005, 10:20 PM
Sasquatch

I did break my brother's leg once. While we were fighting. Well, I didn't do it, but I caused him to fall and break it. And then I had to drive him to the hospital. I was 15, and barely had a learner's permit, and I had to drive his truck, which was a stickshift, which I had never driven before. I felt bad, kind of. But I was kinda proud of myself, because he's eight years older than me.
11-05-2005, 10:51 PM
Anaisa

I accidently pulled my brothers arm out the socket. He asked me to help him up and and put his hand out to me but when I pulled him up I somehow managed to pull his arm out of the socket:(
11-05-2005, 11:15 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rengori

Oh right, and Yu-Gi-Oh is probably the bestest card game ever.

I was serious actually.
11-06-2005, 11:15 AM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

Quote:

Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster

but remember im not swiss soooooooooooooooooooo...

Well yeah but..... :evilking:
11-06-2005, 02:03 PM
GunbladeMaster

but nothing...

evil is born...
not made :evilking:
11-06-2005, 04:27 PM
ScottNUMBERS

I am actually old manus's second acount.
11-06-2005, 08:36 PM
Skarr

I once ate a hotdog, with no relish...creeps me out to this day. Oh and this one time I skipped school with some friends and we played capcom vs snk all day. That was sweet.
11-06-2005, 10:16 PM
Rainecloud

A confession? Alright.

I have no time for mentally ill people, and dislike them in general.
11-06-2005, 10:19 PM
Old Manus

I am actually scottnumbers' second account.
11-06-2005, 10:47 PM
radyk05

- i've roadkilled a kitten and a dog (still looking for the bird, they're worth more points)
- i shoplift stuff that i think are too expensive (like batteries and chocolate)

i think thats about it.
11-07-2005, 12:20 AM
Mitch

I am Primus Inter Pares' 7th account
11-07-2005, 09:18 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

I write lemons.

*bows* I am not worthy. :D
11-07-2005, 11:04 PM
Lord Xehanort

I don't understrand the word 'lemon' in this context.

I go to dictionary.com and look at the word of the day, every day.
11-07-2005, 11:13 PM
DarkLadyNyara

Quote:

I don't understrand the word 'lemon' in this context.

A fanfiction term for graphic smut. No, I don't read them whenever I have a free minute. :shifty:
11-08-2005, 01:27 AM
Lord Xehanort

I see... *likes lemons now*

I am secretly crushing over 6 guys... every one of them are shorter than I and brunette. One of them, Justin, I've been crushing on since we were 9...

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