Pathetic Pleas for Attention on the Internet

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10-31-2005, 08:35 PM
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Pathetic Pleas for Attention on the Internet

I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND IT HURTS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP GIVE ME SYMPATHY AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL FAVORS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
10-31-2005, 08:37 PM
Meat Puppet

my girlfriend dumped me on msn
MY INTERNET IS LAGGING
i got a pop up that made my eyes sore

oh you want ME to give YOU attention kk
10-31-2005, 08:38 PM
-N-

I like where this is going.
10-31-2005, 08:49 PM
Shoeberto

Yes, Neel, I have sprained my ankle before. This is an excellent topic of discussion you have presented! Which, of course, would be whether or not you've had any serious injuries before. I reiterated it, just in case someone didn't pick it up out of your first post.
10-31-2005, 08:54 PM
Alive-Cat

Well, I am as right as rain. And rain isn't right, so I don't know where the hell that came from...
Oh Alive-Man:rolleyes2
10-31-2005, 08:56 PM
Resha

...Whoa Hsu. xD I've never had any serious injuries in my whole life before! ^_^....erm, but I do slit my wrists now and then because my family hates me and the guy I have a crush on is going out with the school slit and I'm failing all my classes and oh random internet person let's have an online relationship?
10-31-2005, 08:56 PM
Meat Puppet

I got into a fight once and broke my own hand. Man, I'm a wimp.
10-31-2005, 08:58 PM
Traitorfish

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND IT HURTS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP GIVE ME SYMPATHY AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL FAVORS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

OK, dude, you're only getting sympathy from me.
Unless... no, no, NO! Just sympathy!
10-31-2005, 09:04 PM
Karl

i felt pain once, it was unpleasant, please pity me
10-31-2005, 09:05 PM
Dignified Pauper

I'll give Neel sympathy in exchange for sexual favors.
10-31-2005, 09:25 PM
Alive-Cat

I am as right as Mary poppins, and seen as I'm from England, that all fits!
BY GOLLY, OLD CHAP! WHO'S THE FELLOW ON THE ROOF? SIR ARCHER YOU SAY? BY GOLLY SHE'S GOT IT!
10-31-2005, 09:27 PM
Old Manus

I gave neel sexual favours but he was so emo it wasn't enjoyable :cry:
10-31-2005, 09:27 PM
Breine

This is kinda sad, but hey... it's a way of getting attention... o_O
10-31-2005, 09:49 PM
Shlup

That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.
10-31-2005, 09:55 PM
eestlinc

sprained ankles hurt like hell and are a pain in the ass. I'm sorry man.
10-31-2005, 09:57 PM
Masamune·1600

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

We'll send Raist over right away to cheer you up.
10-31-2005, 10:01 PM
Karl

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

leaving? without giving any sexual favors?
10-31-2005, 10:11 PM
Dignified Pauper

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

I'll give you sympathy in exchange for Sex.
10-31-2005, 10:16 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

Since quoting you is a trend I'll continue.
10-31-2005, 10:18 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masamune∙1600

We'll send Raist over right away to cheer you up.

Who the hell are you? :confused:
10-31-2005, 10:21 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Who the hell are you? :confused:

Who the hell are YOU
10-31-2005, 10:38 PM
Rye

SOMEONE HAXX0RED ME ;________; ME E-HUBBY DUMPED MEEEEEEE! :( NO ONE WILL COMMENT ON MY LJ ENTRIES.

Lawl internet attention whoring. :)
10-31-2005, 10:40 PM
Odaisé Gaelach

I'm happy!

...

Give me pity!
10-31-2005, 10:50 PM
Shlup

This is the post where I casually sneak back, hoping everyone's forgotten I said I was leaving "forever" because I am stoopid.
10-31-2005, 10:52 PM
eestlinc

I can help you leave forever, Shlup.
10-31-2005, 10:53 PM
Shlup

If you ban my I'll just go to Cid's house and post as him drunk.
10-31-2005, 11:01 PM
eestlinc

That's very tempting.
10-31-2005, 11:16 PM
Psychotic

I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()
10-31-2005, 11:23 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

OH NO. :( WAISTY!
10-31-2005, 11:23 PM
Levian

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54285
10-31-2005, 11:31 PM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54285

That wasn't pathetic though...that was brilliant.
10-31-2005, 11:35 PM
rubah

at least I admit it when I'm whoring for attention.

Neel, you poor BABY!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

I'm sick, you guys pity me instead!
10-31-2005, 11:36 PM
Psychotic

Oh, I pity you rugby, believe you me. :)
11-01-2005, 12:29 AM
Captain Maxx Power

Do yourself a favour:

http://www.whamduran.com/choose1.jpg
11-01-2005, 01:01 AM
Yamaneko

I I I I I I I I I I am sad. Look at ME. I'm talking to. I believe. So I was talking to. My favorite.

Oh, by the way, what do you think?
11-01-2005, 01:27 AM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

xD
11-01-2005, 01:28 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

LOL!! :lol:
11-01-2005, 01:29 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levian

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54285

:heart: for mentioning that. xD
11-01-2005, 01:31 AM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

How sure are you that they were all clones? :cool:
11-01-2005, 01:33 AM
ThroneofDravaris

Quote:

I hate Misato
And I hate Shinji
And I hate that first Child bitch Rei
I hate my dad
I hate my mom
But mostly, Most of all: I HATE MYSELF!
I hate you! Why do I have to do this?! Why Me!
11-01-2005, 01:34 AM
DMKA

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxx Power

Do yourself a favour:

http://www.whamduran.com/choose1.jpg

Yes, by which you can start with spelling "favor" the non-annoying way.
11-01-2005, 01:36 AM
fire_of_avalon

Wtf is it with you and spraining your ankle? You have weak ankles? Anyway, I'll sign your ace bandage if you send it to me.

And the worst think that's ever happened to me is a hangnail or the chickenpox *knocks on wood*
11-01-2005, 01:37 AM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

How sure are you that they were all clones? :cool:

They were obviously genetically altered, because if the real one had raped me, it would not have hurt as much. ;)

(taste and decency? Who needs 'em?)
11-01-2005, 01:41 AM
fire_of_avalon

Ewan McGregor is hot. I just wanted everyone to know that.

Also, my left foot has kind of been hurting at random times recently, mainly in the arch.
11-01-2005, 01:42 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Ewan McGregor is hot. I just wanted everyone to know that.

Also, my left foot has kind of been hurting at random times recently, mainly in the arch.

I agree, after seeing Big Fish. xD
11-01-2005, 02:09 AM
eestlinc

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

my left foot
11-01-2005, 02:20 AM
fire_of_avalon

Brenda Fricker is from North Carolina.
11-01-2005, 02:42 AM
Hawkeye

Where the hell is this thread going?
11-01-2005, 02:48 AM
Shoeberto

Hexagonally.
11-01-2005, 02:52 AM
-N-

I have a question for you, Hsu.
11-01-2005, 02:59 AM
Shoeberto

Yes, I have given up all hope for saving this thread, and yes, I'm trying to understand what it feels like to have a spam fest before the Fun Police show up.

Did that answer your question?
11-01-2005, 03:28 AM
-N-

I actually didn't have a question. ;)

Understand? Good; Lesson 2 starts when I sober up.
11-01-2005, 03:32 AM
Mr. Graves

*makes an EoEO thread not about a debatable subject*
11-01-2005, 04:04 AM
FFX_fanatiq

Dont make fun of people with "no lifes"
sometimes you just cant get one no matter how hrd you try
11-01-2005, 04:28 AM
escobert

/action sexors Neelypoo!
11-01-2005, 04:34 AM
Neco Arc

this guy are sick
on second thoughs
these guys is sick...
11-01-2005, 04:40 AM
escobert

This guy are suck? wtf?
11-01-2005, 05:43 AM
Masamune·1600

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

I actually didn't have a question.

INFO ON THE HERB TARRAGON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11-01-2005, 07:40 AM
Old Manus

http://www.uwm.edu/Course/422-100/Mi...ck.gypsum2.jpg
11-01-2005, 10:16 AM
Big D

Gang rape is not something people should be joking about.

Sprained ankles are bad, though fortunately I've never had one.

Shlup leaving forever would be bad, though fortunately that hasn't happened.

Um... I don't really know what more can be said about this thread, except that it's a bloody miracle it's survived this long.
11-01-2005, 11:41 AM
Lionx

My left hand thought i cheated with my right hand..they got into a fight on the floor wrestling and i was in the middle of it all...hold me :cry:
11-01-2005, 11:45 AM
Primus Inter Pares

...did you cut them both off?
11-01-2005, 11:52 AM
Lionx

No they ended up gangbanging me when they couldnt kill one another Dx
11-01-2005, 12:15 PM
Nasarian Altimeros

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I was gang raped by 3 men. No wait, 6! No wait, 12! No wait, I was gang raped by a gang of Raistlin clones! (:()

But its so funny!!!

xDDDDDDDDDDDD
11-01-2005, 01:41 PM
fire_of_avalon

Okay, time for you guys to shut up.
11-02-2005, 05:49 AM
-N-

[q=Big D]Gang rape is not something people should be joking about.

Sprained ankles are bad, though fortunately I've never had one.

Shlup leaving forever would be bad, though fortunately that hasn't happened.

Um... I don't really know what more can be said about this thread, except that it's a bloody miracle it's survived this long.[/q]
Big D is infinitely funnier than you, foa, so his post must be reiterated as the last one.

My work here is done.

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