I have a spoon in my nose.

What object(s) do you have or have you had in yours?

snot when i have a runny nose.

I used to stick a little metal knob in my nose, much to Megan(#2)'s dismay.

RSL, will you record yourself saying whatever foa asked you to last night?

My finger?

Well, I'm trying to get my nose to reach down to my.... Nevermind....

take it out then...

snot, blood, etc

Sometimes BJ puts his finger in there when I'm trying to sleep.

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

My finger?

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Long time ago though!!:p

(SPOILER)A phallic object....

Now seriously..a finger, a pen, a headphone earpiece, a toothbrush (He brushed his teeth with it! ROFL)

Drugs.

Rocks

Neel's finger.

I must have mistook you for me. Or drugs.
Eh, Marick is a drug if you think about it.
I did him too much once and was sore all over for weeks.

:p

Aside from the obvious finger, A lego head, an earring to show off how stupid septum piercings look, and a marshmallow from a box of Franken Berry.

brick

lots of babes and guitars

(SPOILER)Moogle hair

(SPOILER)YOU!!!!:greenie: :greenie:

(SPOILER)joey

One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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lol :D

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Originally Posted by Big D

One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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My friend had a similar experience while watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. All the turtles say "Where's Splinter?" And then all of a sudden, Splinter appears in the windowsill, and all he says is "Coming." After about a 10 second pause, he says "To a decision." This friend loves dirty sexual jokes, and was eating a slice of pizza, so 2+2=4, and he snarfed his pizza.

Ugh, after drinking Coke really fast, I get this really....Coke-y feeling in my nose. I suspect I have Coke up my nose then. :shifty:

thats just gas....:shifty:

One time, I had some friends over when I was about 9, and one of them made me laugh, and I was drinking sprite, and it came out of my nose and it really hurt. ;___;

hmmm... attack of the soft drinks... would make a good movie title....

(SPOILER) My Nose

Somehow....:confused:

Boogers, mucus and air. Oh my!

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thats just gas....:shifty:

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COKEY gas. :mad2:

yup yup... cokey gas...

pfft...a finger!? you guys are fools. A pinky toe is much more efficiant.

Stay Essential
EE

So once when I was six, and I don't know why I did this, but I stuck a little white bead up my nose, and then I fished it out. Thinking that perhaps I was just lucky, I did it again. When I was able to fish it out a second time, I felt invincible, I did it again.

It would not come out.

So I start screaming my head off. So my great grandpa has to hold me down and squeeze my nose with one hand while he tries to fish the bead out with the other. It took half an hour.

I learned my lesson.

Peas

A raisin :cry: It was ages ago now, but I did, and it wouldn't come out, I was nearly crying :p

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Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

I must have mistook you for me. Or drugs.
Eh, Marick is a drug if you think about it.
I did him too much once and was sore all over for weeks.

:p

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and that, my friends, is why I love Neel.

I havnt put anything in my nose :)?

When I was 2 or something, a piece of a sponge. Disgusting. Luckily I can't remember anything about it at all.

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So once when I was six, and I don't know why I did this, but I stuck a little white bead up my nose, and then I fished it out. Thinking that perhaps I was just lucky, I did it again. When I was able to fish it out a second time, I felt invincible, I did it again.

It would not come out.

So I start screaming my head off. So my great grandpa has to hold me down and squeeze my nose with one hand while he tries to fish the bead out with the other. It took half an hour.

I learned my lesson.

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I did that with popcorn kernels when I was about nine. I had one in each nostril when I couldn't get them out with my finger.

I ended up being able to blow them out, but I was still freaked out.

My brother put a lego up his nose when he was 5, and he had to go to the doctor and have a doctor pull it out with a weird scary claw. xD

iowa

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One time, I was eating this really tasty meat pie.
But then I sneezed. A moist chunk of tender steak got forced up into my sinus. It was red hot, and hurt like hell. I had to blow a giant lump of hot meat out of my nose.

Not an experience I want to repeat.

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:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

I snorted a pixie stick once.

Weapons of mass destruction

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Weapons of mass destruction

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So that's where Saddam was hiding them...

I don't remember making this thread.

You should do less drugs, RSL.

ban neel, he avoided the swear filter

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You should do less drugs, RSL.

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Well... we know what's been in his... ;)

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ban neel, he avoided the swear filter

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it's not my first time

A fly. Of course, I didn't put it there, but it just sort of flew in. Scared the crap out of me.

I never put anything in my nose on purpose because of this one commercial for that show...Pete&Pete, or something on Nick, where one of them had gotten something stuck in his nose and it was the scariest thing I had ever seen on television.

drum sticks,pencils, and markers.

posted by rsl

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I don't remember making this thread.

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well you did..........live with it
and the strangest thing i have had up my nose is your nose so there

yyur yyub
icur yy4me what is this?

Alcohol. :cool:

About week and a half ago it was my dad's 48th birthday. We were taking pictures and he stuck candles up his nose. It was hilarious.

A Skeksis.

Note: If you know what that is, your life sucks.

Obviously a finger, a pen, pencil, chip, cotton swab, toilet paper (CLEAN mind you!!), damn flying bugs, someone elses finger...Im sur theirs a lot more, but my usually good memory is fuzzy, i still feel a bit stoned from the other night

My english teacher was in highschool told us about a student she once had, when she taught elementary, who stuck a bean up his nose and then pushed it up as far as it could go until it was stuck. Apparently, the bean sprouted. It spread through his nasal cavities and around and above his eyes and he was always getting headaches. A little root appeared at his nostril, and when they pulled it, his whole face moved. He had to spray some sort of nasal spray in his nost for two weeks until the bean and the roots turned to powder.

I don't know if it's true, but it certainly was interesting.

dimes

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My english teacher was in highschool told us about a student she once had, when she taught elementary, who stuck a bean up his nose and then pushed it up as far as it could go until it was stuck. Apparently, the bean sprouted. It spread through his nasal cavities and around and above his eyes and he was always getting headaches. A little root appeared at his nostril, and when they pulled it, his whole face moved. He had to spray some sort of nasal spray in his nost for two weeks until the bean and the roots turned to powder.

I don't know if it's true, but it certainly was interesting.

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That's just scary... I once put a coin in my nose, though. Fun, fun.

one time I was watching Father Ted I took a big gulp of coke then some funny scene came on and coke went out my nose.

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lol :p

When I was a kid (maybe 1 or 2), there was a button sitting on the coffee table (I believe my mom was going to use it for something). My mom went to leave the room for a minute and told me not to eat the button. I took her quite literally and shoved it up my nose instead. We had to go to the doctor who made me sneeze it out.

Was it a silver spoon?

Now there's someone who clicked on the topic and then Add Reply.

I know what the topic is.

Was there any nostril penetration?