how bout some riddles
does anybody know any good riddles?
heres one:
A wife shot her husband then she dipped him in water than hung him up to dry. An hour later she went out to dinner with him. How is this possible?
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how bout some riddles
does anybody know any good riddles?
heres one:
A wife shot her husband then she dipped him in water than hung him up to dry. An hour later she went out to dinner with him. How is this possible?
She wore him!!!! As skin, like a FREAK!
Because it is
that is a good answer but its no the right one ;)
SHe didnt shoot him with a lethal gun, maybe something that shoots like a camera perhaps.
yup yup
she was a photographer
and took a shot of her hubby then did the whole photographing process
The only one I know is what starts with f and ends in u c k? And no, it's not a naughty word. :D
fire engine
firetruck. ANyways. Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?
FIRETRUCK
Okay, I have one. Two monkies are playing a game of chess. Wait, no. They just finished. They finished playing chess. And the one monkey says, "Now that's what I call castling!" Crap, no. It was checkers. They were playing checkers and...screw it. I'm no good at riddles.
peeQuote:
Originally Posted by link31793
What do I have in my pocket?
no
An egg. You sooo stole that from The HobbitQuote:
Its a box with no doors or openings, yet inside it holds the color of gold. WHat is it?
This one is from the same place.
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
DarkLadyNyara's riddle is Time. Now my turn:
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman takes out a shotgun and fires it once up into the air. The man says, "Thank you," and then walks out again.
Why did this happen?
He had hiccups.
Damn, I thought that was a hard one...Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
Envelope.
Two CSI officers drive up to a lake and find two pairs of clothes, a broken match, and one dead body. How did the person die?
lung cancer...
:nonono: :roll: :nonono:
Nope.:)
Of a heart attack in the middle of sex?
The person was raped and killed. They were kidnapped by their lover, along with someone else. Both were stripped and raped, then killed. One of them was tossed in the lake, then the killer was caught by the CSI. The 'broken match' is the collapse of their relationship. The two pairs of clothes are from the two victims, and the one body is the one outside the lake.
I SO made that up.
Not even close.
a man walks into a bar
and says "ouch"
a nuclear powered batch of monkeys attacked people making them dissapear into thin air and leafing their clothes and one stepped on a match and broke it.:choc2:
Just give us the answer. The suspense is killing me.
Oh, wait. This is the wrong type or riddle. This is one of those yes/no question ones. Just drop it. I wanna save it for later.
NEXT!!!
i got one
whats long,hard and full of se_mon?
or...
try to guess whats in my pocket i'll give you a hint
it's hard and has a head on it
A submarine...
Heres one
A 4 letter word
Used to describe a female
Enda in "unt"
... (no, it's not that).
What the hell is a seamon?
that was too easy i'd exepect alot of people to know that oneQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
:kaolaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat PuppetWhat the hell is a seamon?
BTW can anyone answer my second question?(just to refresh your memory)---------------------->try to guess whats in my pocket i'll give you a hint
it's hard and has a head on it
a lighter a match a barbie or ken doll....the list is endless
yyur yyub
icur yy4me now what the funky chicken is tha meaning of that one hay?
the differenc between you an me is...i make this look good
Too wise you are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by shadow 13
It ends the universe and time, it starts every ending and ends every rhyme. What is it?
eh
:D
A vowel?
yes, you suck however.
Ummm... I can't think of anything at the moment.
Coin.Quote:
Originally Posted by ffxfreak93
Aunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
A man rode into town on Wednesday, he stayed at a hotel for two nights and left on a Monday, how is that possible?
may i?
What appears once a year, twice a week but never in a day?
Jess: he teleported\time travel
No, and the letter 'E'Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
yup
He was on a horse named Wednesday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
1. A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner of the hotel and pushes his car away. What was he doing?
2. You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 kilos. What can you add to the barrel to make it lighter?
3. The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
4. Each morning I appear
To lie at your feet, all day I will follow
No matter how fast you run
Yet I nearly perish in the midday sun
What am I?
2. A holeQuote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
4. Your shadow
The horse he rode to town was called Wednesday!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jess
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquatch
%$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
A doctor and a boy were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who was the doctor?
his step dad:confused:
nope
it is the doctors biological son
and this is not a trick question
BTW Did you hear the story about the skunk?
bah nevermind
it stinks ;)
The boy caught a fish and the doctor said "come on my son!!" ?
uh nuh
ooooooooooooooooooohhhh.....Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
i didnt say the answer BTW if that was what u were thinking
sorry
teh doctor is the mother.
THe one abou tthe man who made it doesnt want it, the man who bought it doesnt use it, and the man who uses it doesnt know it, thats a coffin.
yes
hows that?
Correct!Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomtrain 770
What goesr really fast no matter what way you spell it?
Racecar
yup.
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am I?
nothing
Of course good sir
call me link. ANyone got anything harder?
Playing Monopoly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
Easiest Riddle of All Time: What has 4 legs at dawn, 2 at noon, and 3 at dusk?
Something Harder: Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
Man
Yeah the Riddle of the Sphinx is pretty common...
What about my other riddle, loverboy?
I am the black child of a white father;
A wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.
I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me,
and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air.
EDIT: Sorry
I swear I just posted that......
Language
I live in darkness,
but not in light.
Im out in the daytime,
and absent at night.
I'm in the deepest shadow,
hidden in plain sight.
What am i?
A star
The Sun?
Gooey, is the answer to yours 'smoke' or 'smog'?
what do u think the sun is, a planet?
I know this, however, it is the only star visible at day and absent at night, so for these purposes, I would consider the two separate. 'Star' is too vague...
Besides, your post wasn't there when I began to reply...
It's not sun or star
No the answer is fishsticks
a shadow for lekana's riddle.
gooey: How the deuce do you come to THAT conclusion?
"I am the black child of a white father;
A wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.
I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me,
and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air."
How does 'fishsticks' work?
EDIT: That makes sense, link... the fact that the word 'shadow' was in the riddle threw me...
It was a joke :lol:
Aw come on guys this was on the radio today and someone won free arbys for lunch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
It's not a shadow because shadow is in the riddle and if there was light there would be a shadow of yourself.
on the radio in what state?
Hun, your second riddle sounds familliar...but I can;t think at the moment, also I swear you editted your post after I replied, unless my eyes are really getting bad...
It can't be a shadow, cuz they live in the light...
Blade
wyoming, they have riddles everyweekday and if you get it you get a free arbys lunch.
It was answered by lekana... language.
*thinks hard* RAVEN!?
Is Gooey's a "shade" as in a soul of the dead?
give up? Yall are gonna be like duh when you figure it out though
Grr... note to self: destroy wyoming.
I would say humans for some reason...
Tell us lekana... I command you!!!!!
No! I am getting closer, I can feel it.....
Don't flatter yourself, gooey... it's so strange. What could live in darkness, but be out at daytime and absent at night? Raven kinda made sense, since it is black...
A flower blossom
Ok im bored of waiting.
I live in darkness,
but not in light.
Im out in the daytime,
and absent at night.
I'm in the deepest shadow,
hidden in plain sight.
What am i?
It's the letter D
*speaking as Scar* I despise those damned letter riddles....
A bat, an eye, or the letter "a"?
*twitches* Ohhh...It like the time and end one...
I had a suspicion it was a letter, but the clues didn't seem to add up to "d"
Hey I got one...
A great emperor's fallen moon
The endless cycle
Sans genesis
Sans end
What am I?
k heres another one
You can have me but cannot hold me;
Gain me and quickly lose me.
If treated with care I can be great,
And if betrayed I will break.
What am I?
it anit a letter this time
Edit: epp gt one before meh
Is it love or a kiss or heart?
love
Circle?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Summoner, i have no idea.... NO IDEA.....
And it's not love
*thinks more about Lekena's riddle*
And no it is not a circle, but close...
EDIT: Because no one is guessing...Is it fame?
Sphere? The first line is what puzzles me.
I have to go to my homework so i'm gonna leave so i'll tell you.
It's trust.
And Summoner, i canb't think of any anwser yours is hard i'll be thinking of it forever now.
I would of not thought of that, though I figured it was something intangible cuz of the first line...
To Gooey: The first line has a histrorical context to it. Once you do that, think more about the last part of the line...
Neptune?
Well, this is kinda off topic with the riddles and all but any one no when FF VII advent children is comin out thx!
Nope, circle was your closes guess so far...
I give up, although I know I'm on the brink of discovery....
Damn!
Do not give up, if you think you are close keep on going! It no point of doing something halfway through!
The One Ring?
Nothing to do with LoTR...I said historical...Think more of the City of Seven Hills historical...
Colosseum or Circus Maximus?
If neither of those are right, just say the answer and end me of my misery.
It is infinity....
The first line refers to Augustus, who the month (Moon should have clued this) of August, which number is 8. When the number 8 is "fallen" to its side it looks like the symbol for infinite. The rest is self explainatory...
Well at least it wasn't one of those riddles in which you feel like an idiot after you see the answer. That was freaking hard dude (although Augustus and the month of August was one of the first things I considered)
Heres one:
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?
I've heard that one before, but i cant remember where...
more importantly i cant remember the answer
Mountain.
yup
Ok......This really isnt a riddle but can u figure out the person who did this?
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ took an ax and gave her father 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done,she gave her mother 41......
Who is this person?
Lizzy Borden I think...
oh oh oh i know htis one its umm let me think.... Lizzie Borden right?
i dont get it
If a tree collapses but nobody is around to hear it does the tree make a noise?
Is that even a riddle..? *confuzzled*
huh :confused: :confused:
No. It's a philosophical question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
A hunter walks 5 miles due south from camp. He shoots a bear. He then walks 3 miles due east and finds that he is the same distance from the camp as from where he shot the bear. What color is the bear?
brown
or its actually a beer :rolleyes2
Answer to all riddles are yes.
No, and please don't cheese out on me and use process of elimination. I won't to know if anyone knows it for sure. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
if its a black bear then brown and red. If its a grizzly bear its brown and red. Brown or balck being the fur coat and rted being the blood.
Nope....Quote:
Originally Posted by link31793
i thinks its a trick question
like the answer will be something like
"what bear?"
well he never took the bear with him so its no color
just to point out thats not how to develop film or pictures :PQuote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
just to point out ^__^
Nope. There is a slight mathmatical involvment process to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
just to point out right ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
math=blehQuote:
Originally Posted by Tama2
there is no spoon.....wait
he went down the river using the bear as a raft and then the bear fell apart and became nothing so the bear is....SEE THROUGH!
sorry i have no idea xD
seriously. i did photography for 4 years :P i know it wasnt water we used for developingQuote:
Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
just to point out right
well thats what i saw in the movies :rolleyes2
the movies are not always rightQuote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
:rolleyes2
is the bear blue cuz i said so?
No, 'cos what you say doesn't go. Only one man can say things like that.... wait...Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl
only one a machine.
A.N.N.A
The bear is white. He is camping in the Arctic. Due to the curve of the earth, the concept of mathematical distance is warped.
danget i was getting happy cause i thought i was the only one who had it! zut! futre toi! anyways.
there is a man living in spain. he had a barn. he decided he was sick of his life and he hung himself in the barn. the po po went there later to investigate and saw no ladders, no chair and no rafters that he could have used to hang himself, and the man was clearly dead. how did he hang himself?
He stood on ONE OF HIS HORSEYS AND THEN THEY WALKED AWAY AND HE DIED
ermmm.... no
Stood on a Giant Ice Block so as it melted he would hang himself!
I prefered it with the Horse.
He hanged himself just like anybody else would. But he also set fire to the barn. It all burned down, that's why there was no ladder/chair/rafter. I mean, c'mon, a barn with no rafters?
no it was the block of ice. i forgot to mention that there was a puddle of water lol sry
ok new one!
a man left home, turned left around the corner 3 times only to find himself home again facing a man with a mask on. whats going on? (yet another easy one)
He walked into a circle, and forgot that it was Halloween?
nope
he met Jim Carrey?
arg! no. lol i have an autographed piccy of jim carey
think. 3 corners
He is in a wrestling match...
no but closer than jim carey ^_^
Well the first part is that he walked in a circle...There turns in the same direction at the same intervals equals back to square one...Then I have no idea what is up with the masked guy...Maybe he returned home to find out he was being robbed?
BASEBALL!
3 bases and the catcher at home plate :D
yes!!!!! you got it! i cant think of anymore though
i went 2-2 im proud of myself. Lol i actually was gonna use that baseball one if i had to give a riddle. for solving the hanging one
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death.
Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
chicken?
chocobo?
mog/moogle?
tonberry?
ur close with the chicken...
Pigs. They smell disgusting unless they're cooked.
yep
Alright... let's see what I've got.
Music is playing loudly for all to hear. A man listens to it intently. The music stops. In a few brief moments, he is a lifeless mess on the ground. Why?
because the lyrics say "Breath in, Breath Out" ;)
thats actually a blond joke
but heres one:
Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.
As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.
What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?
This isnt the duck were eating.
"Dammit honey, you can't reveal my secret spices!"
"Dont't worry, the floor is clean enough to eat off of."
hmm... pe - clean duck you know from peking duck?Quote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
Umm, it wasn't a blond joke. It's a legitimate riddle. The answer is not 'breathe in, breathe out'.
I edited the riddle for better comprehension. Next time, try to wait for confirmation, please.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ansem
sorry :(
no correct answers yet
i dont understand what u just saidQuote:
Originally Posted by Neco Arc
To Ansem: The man was at some kind of rally, and then local law enforcement came and were a little to excited?
Or his life was irrevocably tied to music, so once it stopped he died a grusome death as his organs imploded...
To GunbladeMaster: Their last name is Egan, and can be easily corrupted to "vegan". So they just make a corny pun on their name and say they are vegans.
nah thats just to throw u off :pQuote:
Originally Posted by GunbladeMaster
study the wording
"Don't worry I just cleaned the floors" ???
nope
That it's roast chicken/goose. That way they'll think they're eating dirty roast chicken/goose. Or admit it, so that they know (and not think) that they're eating dirty...
uh no
She might say, "that is what was suppost to happen, it makes it tastier!" I don't know... would it be too much to ask for a hint?
um...
well what could she say as an excuse so that her husband HAS to get out of the dining room with the duck?
"FIRE!"
I have a feeling this is going to be incredibly stupid.
"Oh, don't worry. Just dump that one and get the other out of the oven."Quote:
Mr and Mrs. Egan are hosting a dinner party. For their main course they are serving roast duck.
While Mrs. Egan is entertaining the guests Mr. Egan goes into the kitchen to get the ready Roast Duck.
As he goes to the dining room he trips and drops the Roast Duck in front of all the guests and Mrs. Egan.
What can Mrs. Egan say to rescue the situation so that the guests will not think that they eating a dirty duck?
oh its not stupid
its a logical, simple answer
OH i think u got it DarkladyNyra
well ill let DLN have it
this is what she could say:
"Oh honey, throw that duck out and get the 2nd one in the oven"
there is no second one, Mr Egan will go into the kitchen and come back with the same duck
Okay, heres one:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
a coffin, some one posted it already
Damn.Quote:
a coffin, some one posted it already
lol
its so popular
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Suicide.
Music is playing loudly for all to hear. A man listens to it intently. The music stops. In a few brief moments, he is a lifeless mess on the ground. Why?
Didn't someone ask that one already?
From the beginning of eternity
To the end of time and space
To the beginning of every end
And the end of every place.
What am I?
I did... and no one EVER replied. So I am taking control of the field and launching my facist regime.
And please tell me that the answer to yours isn't some Christian nonsense.
