Things you would never be caught saying.

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11-09-2005, 12:27 PM
Venom

Things you would never be caught saying.

Well im sure everyone has said something like "i would never say or do this ever" Well what wouldnt you be caught saying......thats the whole point of this thread:D
11-09-2005, 12:29 PM
Meat Puppet

any word I learn I tend to say it at least once and usually when I learn a word I'm surrounded by all these girls and guys that don't stop break dancing so I'm sure one of them hears it thus catching me so I guess a word that I'd never be caught saying is any word I don't know
11-09-2005, 01:22 PM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

"I really like you.." (never gonna happen)
11-09-2005, 01:44 PM
Rydia of Mist

"SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!! XO"
11-09-2005, 01:56 PM
SammieBabe

" It's not a big deal.... It happens to lots of guys.."
11-09-2005, 02:02 PM
ScottNUMBERS

Meat Puppet is sexeh
11-09-2005, 02:26 PM
ZuZu

I love pink!!!!:D :D (colour)
11-09-2005, 02:27 PM
Hawkeye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doofhull

"SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES!! XO"

Thats a good one
11-09-2005, 02:32 PM
Loony BoB

"lol jesus"
11-09-2005, 02:33 PM
Anaisa

I'd never be heard saying (unless I was being sarcastic) "moneys not everything, it can't buy you happiness"
11-09-2005, 02:35 PM
Sare

hm, tricky.
Maybe something along the lines "I hate you".
11-09-2005, 02:37 PM
Lindy

"I'm sorry, you were right all along"
11-09-2005, 02:44 PM
smittenkitten

"Even though i use to be a man EVEN THOUGH I USE TO BE A MAN!!!" :smash:
11-09-2005, 03:35 PM
Sasquatch

"Man, that Democratic candidate is HOT, ain't she?"
11-09-2005, 03:39 PM
Resha

smurf.

....Oh, SMURF. :(
11-09-2005, 03:43 PM
Project G

Why don't we all worship Jesus!
11-09-2005, 04:10 PM
Chris

Oh, golly. Who says "golly"?
11-09-2005, 04:22 PM
smittenkitten

Bow to me! :tongue:
11-09-2005, 04:27 PM
Shoden

I did it! I did it all! I'm ashamed of myself.

Usually if someone asks me a question, before they talk I point to a random guy and go "he did it"
11-09-2005, 05:00 PM
Rainecloud

The F-Word. I'd never say the F-Word.

Except in the bedroom. Then I'd be more than happy to say the F-Word.
11-09-2005, 05:04 PM
Madame Adequate

"I agree with Cloud No.9"
11-09-2005, 05:09 PM
Fuzakeru

"Nah, not tonight, I'm not in the mood."
11-09-2005, 05:09 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

"Long live Bush or Steven Harper"
"I hate Canada"
"I hate..." (Unless my temper flares...)
"I am perfect"
"We must fight! For violence solves all"
11-09-2005, 05:35 PM
Sasquatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

"I agree with Cloud No.9"

Hahahaha. Good point.

"I wish I could move to Canada."
"Man, those French have some balls, don't they?"
"Go Packers."
"You know, tofu not only tastes great, but eases the conscience."
"They always put too much sauce on pizza nowadays."
11-09-2005, 05:36 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sasquatch

"I wish I could move to Canada."

:(
11-09-2005, 05:42 PM
boris no no

i talk too much to never say certain things xDDD
11-09-2005, 08:33 PM
The Captain

"You know who'd make a great role model? Karl Rove."

"Turn the music down!"

"I love my alarm clock!"

Take care all.
11-09-2005, 08:37 PM
Rye

"Whaaaat's goooood dawg, fo sheezy man, wees gonna get [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] faaaaaced biaaaaaaaaatch"

Unless, I'm you know, doing my impression of a moron. :p
11-09-2005, 08:46 PM
T-MaN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

"Whaaaat's goooood dawg, fo sheezy man, wees gonna get [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] faaaaaced biaaaaaaaaatch"

Unless, I'm you know, doing my impression of a moron. :p

Ha ha. Same here.
11-09-2005, 08:50 PM
KoShiatar

"I'm better than you under every aspect".
11-09-2005, 09:00 PM
Zeldy

"This sandwich is so fit"
11-10-2005, 02:04 AM
GhandiOwnsYou

"Forget the Djarums and 151, Lets get some Malboros and Beast Ice and head down to the mudbog Bubba"

"I've got a better idea. Lets go somewhere quiet and talk about our feelings."

"Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, I know it's difficult to fit another Psychiatry appointment in your schedule, but i just needed to talk about my day."

*shudders*

And if you don't understand what a Mudbog or Beast Ice is from the first one? count yourself as blessed that you don't live in a redneck stronghold.
11-10-2005, 02:06 AM
Spammerman

Monkeys Suck or Im gay.
11-10-2005, 03:17 AM
Sasquatch

Quote:

Originally Posted by SocietyzAntidote

"Forget the Djarums and 151, Lets get some Malboros and Beast Ice and head down to the mudbog Bubba"
...
And if you don't understand what a Mudbog or Beast Ice is from the first one? count yourself as blessed that you don't live in a redneck stronghold.

Beast wouldn't really be something that rednecks would drink too much of, as it's usually only marketed in the northern part of the country, from what I've seen. And even if it was marketed in the South, there'd still be much cheaper beers rednecks would buy, if not liquor.