The Zeldy and PiP Pre-Union

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11-10-2005, 11:07 PM
Kamiko

The Zeldy and PiP Pre-Union

Well, they're getting married and tying the knot.
Congrats you two. Although why you want the ceremony in Siberia is beyond me.
And where you got gay male strippers in Siberia is a bit of a puzzle as well.
Oh well, no matter.
Shauna (yuna_elena) = Father of the Bride
Resha = Mother of the bride
Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father
Kamiko= Impregnanted Flower Girl
Craig= Uncle Knobhead
~~Fairy~~ Faris Godmother/Bride's Maid = Ashley (Faris)
Minister = SmittenKitten/Little Miss Awesome
Ring Bearer who isn't a boy, or a bear either= Rye
Father of the Groom= Sam (Parvus Edea)
The Best (wo)man= Psychotic
... so if you guys want to help (mental, all of you)
Just say what you want to do.
There'll be live music on yahoo and Shauna, Pooja(resha), Rye and Ashley (faris) are singing.
Good luck Zeldy.
STARTS Saturday at 7PM GMT
11-10-2005, 11:11 PM
Rye

I want to be the ring bearer boy who is actually not a boy.
11-10-2005, 11:12 PM
Kamiko

That's hot.
TOtally.
11-10-2005, 11:13 PM
Faris

Hopefully I'll be back for my duties. :)
11-10-2005, 11:14 PM
Shauna

I'll be here... I'd never miss my Daughter's Wedding! *tear*
11-10-2005, 11:15 PM
Kamiko

There there Shuwana. [sticks vacuum on Shuwana's nose]
11-10-2005, 11:15 PM
Craig

Can I be a wedding crasher?
11-10-2005, 11:15 PM
Primus Inter Pares

I need a best man and a father of the groom :D

EDIT: Craig, any attempts to crash teh wedding will lead right to a bashing by the father of the bride.
11-10-2005, 11:16 PM
Zeldy

Craig. You want to ruin my big day? :(
11-10-2005, 11:16 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craig

Can I be a wedding crasher?

No! :mad2:
11-10-2005, 11:16 PM
Craig

But it's such a good movie.
11-10-2005, 11:17 PM
Kamiko

Isn't it the wedding singer?
We don't want this to be another runaway bride.
Zeldy's much better looking than Julia Roberts.
11-10-2005, 11:19 PM
Rye

Oh, can I also be the wedding singer?
11-10-2005, 11:20 PM
SammieBabe

I volunteer for Father of the groom.... :D
11-10-2005, 11:20 PM
Kamiko

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rye

Oh, can I also be the wedding singer?

Okay!
It'll make up for when Yngve gets drunk and starts to sing merry Norwegian drinking tunes.
And PiP wants his daddy.
11-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Quote:

Originally Posted by Parvus Edea

I volunteer for Father of the groom.... :D

To this I agree.:love:
11-10-2005, 11:25 PM
Craig

Well I assumed that Wedding Crasher was a good job, you know Owen Wilson and that other guy livened up the weddings in the movie, but I guess not.

What else is there for me to do?
11-10-2005, 11:26 PM
Kamiko

Caterer?
11-10-2005, 11:26 PM
Zeldy

Craigy. You could be Uncle Knobhead
11-10-2005, 11:27 PM
Craig

Hmm, I'll pass on that thanks.
11-10-2005, 11:29 PM
Kamiko

The guy that busts out of the cake?
11-10-2005, 11:31 PM
Craig

Sigh, it would be my honour to play the part of "Uncle Knobhead".
11-10-2005, 11:31 PM
Kamiko

Oh good. You can help me throw flowers.
11-10-2005, 11:33 PM
Psychotic

I'll be the best man because I'm the best at being a man!
11-10-2005, 11:33 PM
Flamethrower

I think it's about time we have a gay forum marriage for once.
11-10-2005, 11:35 PM
Kamiko

Yeah.
Psy you can be the best (wo)man to represent PiP's transvestite roots.
11-10-2005, 11:35 PM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamethrower

I think it's about time we have a gay forum marriage for once.

We'll let you take care of that
11-10-2005, 11:37 PM
Kamiko

I'd say let's get Diet Pauper married but he'd probably eat me and destroy my home. :kaolove:
11-10-2005, 11:38 PM
escobert

You all suck that's the day of my funeral >:0!
11-10-2005, 11:41 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Oh, I know Bert, I know.
11-10-2005, 11:45 PM
Psychotic

It's also me and Bert's honeymoon. Hopefully he won't go to pieces on me! (hoho!)
11-11-2005, 01:39 AM
Social Moon Firesky

Bobalina gives her blessing on this wedding...Can I stand at the front and go MOO and burst into tears at the end? :D
11-11-2005, 01:56 AM
Reine

Hey, where do I fit in?

Oh, thats right..Zeldy or someone else tried to marry me off with someone -_-. That was funny xD
11-11-2005, 02:38 AM
Slade

I'll be the dude who just turns up for the free booze....
11-11-2005, 03:28 AM
Reine

[08:45] * Zeldy marries Pip
[08:45] (Zeldy) :D!
[08:46] * PiP marries Zeldy
[08:47] * Tasura feels left out
[08:49] (PiP) Now
[08:49] (Bert) >:0
[08:49] (Bert) losers
[08:49] * Holy_Aeris has joined #eoff
[08:49] (Holy_Aeris) MOONKEH!
[08:49] * Spizz has joined #eoff
[08:49] (Tasura) g'day
[08:49] (Tasura) hmm
[08:49] (Tasura) I want more sushi
[08:50] (Tasura) but its down stairs
[08:50] (Tasura) in the next building
[08:50] (Tasura) hmm..
[08:50] * Tasura eats spicy pickle fish
[08:50] (Holy_Aeris) SUSHI!!!!
[08:50] (Moogle) go!
[08:50] (Holy_Aeris) we dont get any here in the UK
[08:50] (Holy_Aeris) :(
[08:51] (Zeldy) :)
[08:51] (Bert) you sux0rs
[08:51] (Zeldy) I am teh sex0rz
[08:51] (Shauna) »7:46« * Zeldy marries Pip < >=(
[08:51] (Holy_Aeris) lol
[08:52] (Tasura) i wanna get married
[08:52] * Tasura sulks
[08:52] * PiP has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[08:52] (Zeldy) Tasura & Bert ;joey;
[08:52] (Andreil) Hey, what about me?
[08:52] (Tasura) no!
[08:52] (Tasura) <_<>
[08:52] (Tasura) PiP is gone!
[08:52] * Tasura cries
[08:52] (Tasura) hmmm
[08:52] (Zeldy) Andriel & Holy_Aeris
[08:53] * Tasura looks for PiP
[08:53] (Shauna) >=( Amy. Marrying PiP. Awful.
[08:54] (Andreil) >.>
[08:54] (Zeldy) :(
11-11-2005, 03:31 AM
Vyk

Yay for IRC clients that don't use greater-than/less-than brackets. < & > makes browsers think you're doing HTML
11-11-2005, 05:47 AM
-N-

I didn't even need to read past the first post to know this was standard #eoff material.
11-11-2005, 06:08 AM
escobert

xD
11-11-2005, 06:32 AM
Mittopotahis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Escobert

You all suck that's the day of my funeral >:0!

Thus why we are celebrating.
11-11-2005, 06:38 AM
escobert

Why I'm satan it's not like I'll be going anywhere :p
11-11-2005, 09:55 AM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky

Bobalina gives her blessing on this wedding...Can I stand at the front and go MOO and burst into tears at the end? :D

Ofcourse! ^_^
11-11-2005, 10:29 AM
Reine

I want a role!! I was there to witness the initial wedding plan!
11-11-2005, 02:08 PM
Spiffing Cheese

Oh wtf.

"Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father"

I WAS THE MOTHER BEFORE ALL THIS! Shauna and I adopted her! Oh I feel betrayed!
11-11-2005, 02:22 PM
Drift

i wanna be there but i'm at work! ;( if only you did this at 10.30PM ;)
11-11-2005, 02:23 PM
Resha

PiP told me exactly what unearthly time it is. :D I'll be there! Oh, and please can you add Gothmog - Father-in-law/father to bridegroom and bride respectively?
11-11-2005, 02:32 PM
escobert

yeah I'll be at work durring the entire thing. and it's all Zeldas fualt.
11-11-2005, 02:34 PM
Social Moon Firesky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resha

PiP told me exactly what unearthly time it is. :D I'll be there! Oh, and please can you add Gothmog - Father-in-law/father to bridegroom and bride respectively?

Resha = :love:
11-11-2005, 02:40 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky

Resha = :love:

Oh Esemef! :love::love:
11-11-2005, 02:51 PM
boris no no

young love ^__^
11-11-2005, 04:02 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese

Oh wtf.

"Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother/Father"

I WAS THE MOTHER BEFORE ALL THIS! Shauna and I adopted her! Oh I feel betrayed!

Yea... but Resha's the Wife... and I'm the Husband... where do you fit in? :(
11-11-2005, 04:24 PM
Hawkeye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

I didn't even need to read past the first post to know this was standard #eoff material.
11-11-2005, 05:05 PM
smittenkitten

LOLZ! Im the Backup Minister :tongue: hahaha mubwahahaha Zeldy iz our daughter Ours i tell you!!! :smash:
(Hey im her mother aswell you know :spin: )
11-11-2005, 05:14 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamiko

Emma (spiffing Cheese) = Mother

We decided that Zeldy would have three mothers, and one father... -_-; Guess who's the father? ;)

And, it didn't really come from #eoff? ^_^?
11-11-2005, 07:06 PM
Reine

Well, Zeldy just made me Page Boy....whatever that is
11-12-2005, 06:22 AM
Mitch

i do not approve of this marriage, and since i legally own PiP, it will not happen unless someone smiles.
11-12-2005, 07:19 AM
Tasura

Hmmm... I want a job.
11-12-2005, 07:28 AM
TurkSlayer

Can I play the music? I'm thinking heavy metal...
11-12-2005, 06:25 PM
smittenkitten

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mitch

i do not approve of this marriage, and since i legally own PiP, it will not happen unless someone smiles.

:D *licks Mitch*
11-12-2005, 07:05 PM
The Summoner of Leviathan

I wonder if everyone will finish by being naked? That happened before, but Faris was the only oe who did not...
11-12-2005, 07:14 PM
smittenkitten

You can guess who'll be first ^-~
11-12-2005, 07:47 PM
Zeldy

PiP is sleeping and so the wedding is.. delayed. x3
11-12-2005, 08:26 PM
escobert

so when's it gonna be? I should be home by 2 am est time xD
11-12-2005, 09:23 PM
Little Miss Awesome

I should be able to minister if it's not too late. That should be fun :D
11-12-2005, 09:39 PM
Primus Inter Pares

well first I would like to say: c /lsjheolifas
dfv lakhdgloiasdf
' asd;g f.liaewtp 0oq43

34q;ptugef;pa849o5tvqw3

rtp3vqu9pt8p0q3409

And then blame a power shortage.
11-12-2005, 09:49 PM
Old Manus

What would be cool would be if you ACTUALLY got married

Actually that wouldn't be cool
11-12-2005, 09:49 PM
Brian The Pink Shark

ZOMG im not late great, out of my way im sitting here :choc:
11-12-2005, 09:54 PM
Little Miss Awesome

Beautiful words.
I know the couple are going to be very happy together, if you know what I mean ;)
11-12-2005, 09:55 PM
Zeldy

Yes, its total hawt secks
11-12-2005, 10:00 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Luckily that was just my "OMG I AM SO SORRY I AM LATE HERE HAVE SOME GIBBERISH"

We are yet to start with any real speaches. :D
11-12-2005, 10:12 PM
Little Miss Awesome

Ok...
PiP, do you take LMA to be your Wife to have and to pwn from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until ban do us part?
11-12-2005, 10:13 PM
Primus Inter Pares

I do
11-12-2005, 10:14 PM
Shauna

*tear* :cry:
11-12-2005, 10:15 PM
Zeldy

Hey! :(
11-12-2005, 10:17 PM
Primus Inter Pares

IT HAD TO HAPPEN, THERE WAS NO WAY TO STOP IT!

OUR LOVE WAS TOO STRONG.
11-12-2005, 10:18 PM
Zeldy

:whimper:
11-12-2005, 10:30 PM
Primus Inter Pares

I feel
guilty
My words are empty
No signs to give you
don't have the time for you

You say I'm heartless
And you say I don't care
I used to be there for you
you've said I seem so dead, that I have changed
But so have you
11-12-2005, 10:34 PM
Zeldy

It isnt funny, PiP.
Its Harsh and uncalled for.
Hell, Its not the fact your 'marrying' Lma that bothers me, Its the fact you lied and used me.
11-12-2005, 10:35 PM
Primus Inter Pares

It is, but there was much more behind the scenes things that did occur. :cry: it just wasn't meant to be, there was too much that stood between us.
11-12-2005, 10:37 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

It is, but there was much more behind the scenes things that did occur. :cry: it just wasn't meant to be, there was too much that stood between us.

PiP, she's not being funny, you know.
11-12-2005, 10:42 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Neither am I Shauna, neither am I.

However, things do need to proceed:

LMA, do you take PiP to be your Husband to have and to pwn from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until ban do us part?
11-12-2005, 10:44 PM
Little Miss Awesome

I do.
But seriously, Shauna, Amy, I never meant to hurt anybody's feelings. Really. I am sorry.
11-12-2005, 10:51 PM
Zeldy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Neither am I Shauna, neither am I.

However, things do need to proceed:

LMA, do you take PiP to be your Husband to have and to pwn from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until ban do us part?

You really don't get it, do you?
11-12-2005, 10:53 PM
Old Manus

This is worse than Coronation Street
11-12-2005, 10:57 PM
Resha

It's like a soap opera unfolding before my eyes.

In short, anyways, let me add to the tragedies.

I set my alarm and it went off, I suppose, but I fell asleep again and then I woke up 4 hours too late, looked at my clock, screamed "OH MY SMURF I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL MY LIFE IS OVER!11111OENOENE!111". I then leapt out of bed and proceeded to have a heart attack, when I realised it was Sunday. :whimper:

And then I screamed, "OH SMURF I MISSED THE WEDDING...lolz :("
11-12-2005, 10:58 PM
Zeldy

You didn't miss anything, Resha *sigh*
11-12-2005, 11:01 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeldy

You didn't miss anything, Resha *sigh*

*huggles* Well, you can still always marry Shauna, Emma, SK and I?
11-13-2005, 12:34 AM
Tasura

Hmmm... good thing there is a filter type thing around, or youd be getting an earful PiP.
11-13-2005, 02:33 AM
Spiffing Cheese

I don't want to sound harsh but... dude. Internet wedding? -_- Internet dramazzz.

Sorry if you're upset though, Amy-pops. <3
11-13-2005, 07:38 AM
SammieBabe

As father of the groom... I feel I should say something....

I'm glad I didn't have to pay for anything.... :D

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