I HATE EVERYTHING x 10

And by everything, I hate the fact that kiddums can buy carrot flavoured jelly beans, and that while the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me, they've decided to market SALAD FLAVOURED CHIPS. SALAD? WHAT? ASFL;DKJL;KSDFJJKLFASDLSFJKDFSDJKLA.

*retires to a corner and gnaws on a broccoli floret in an exaggeratedly suave manner*

Actually, while one may argue that it's a long winded ploy to trick childlings into liking vegetables because it tastes like unfood, I don't believe this to be the case.

An outrage indeed

It is an outrage! It is REVOLTING, and therefore, we should REVOLT!

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Originally Posted by Calliope

It is an outrage! It is REVOLTING, and therefore, we should REVOLT!

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*looks up from chomping on his medium-rare steak* I'm sorry, what?

So do I, so do I.

*throws away his Steak Supreme Gordita wrappers* Yeah. Salad flavored potato chips would be quite revolting.

i hate u all

the junk food nazi has cancelled the only tolerable form of vegan potato chips available to me - Nicky

Aren't most made with veggie oils and vegan? I'm confused.

I think he means healthy potato chips:D

Well, I can still get "ready salted". The rest are contaminated with milk powder, or cheese powder, or powder powder. This is actually a good thing as it will force me to eat healthier.

Whatever the facts are, it still SOUNDS heinous. I AGREE THAT THIS IS A VERY BAD THING. :( My life...my life, is this the world we're passing on to our children? One with salad-flavoured potato chips? I MEAN SRSLY. :(

EDIT: Wow, rsl filter!

Wtf. That's just wrong. Kiddies are going to take over the world of vegetables with their vegetable flavoured sweets! >=OOO

i hate vegetables

..................................*Looks up from hamburger and salt+vinegar chips*

Yeah, an outrage...right...

Salad doesn't have a taste anyway, cause its mainly lettuce. It will be like eating crunchy air to me.

NOTE: I have never had a Salad, I am unhealthy.

On a similar note, ed and I made a new Polo Ponys song not that long ago. Search for it if it hasn't been pruned from GC. I belive I posted the thread. If not me then ed, obviously.

They changed the list of foods that they sell at my school this year. I don't mind the salads they sell at my school cuz the chock full of chicken, tomatoes, cheese, and other non-lettuce salad stuff. But... ...No more soda :cry: ...

It's like telling the whole school "You're fat!" :mad2:

I love my cafeteria here, wonderful fatty food, aweomse onion rings, the salads are good too.

Well, I hate everything x infinity.

I hate this thread.

Mm, I could go for some cucumber flavored chips.

Dill Pickle flavoured chips were once Cucumber. :cat:

Revolting? Yes, salad flavoured chips certainly do sound revolting.

What's all this about revolting? I'd rather support the Revolution.

personaly, if someone invented salad flavoured chips, someone should make them sit and eat 100 bags of em and see if THEY like it.

having being a vegetarian for 18 years of my life (:S) i understand your pain
plus ewwwwwwwwwww salad crisps? what do they taste of?? water? air?? CRUNCH???

Hey someone changed it. Salads are cool. Thousand Island, god. :love:

To be honest, I'd rather be restricted with food. I've had it my way, food-wise, for far too long, like a lot of us have. If it weren't for my free will in food, I probably wouldn't have that lil belly of mine. ;x

Salad flavoured chips just sound wrong.

You eat crisps to eat unhealthily! I mean salad flavor crisps, unless your a rabbit, are pointless! They taste bad and are bad for you! They should have to be one or the other!

Just waiting on the release of potato flavoured potato chips now!