well lets began will the crazy ideas..
1- dagger kisses zidane.. for no reason (for beginning of game)
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well lets began will the crazy ideas..
1- dagger kisses zidane.. for no reason (for beginning of game)
How is that caused by playing too much FFIX?
2. When you get arthritis.
3: When you like to eat frogs raw and alive....
4:when you say."lets make this into a 1001 ways to know if you play too much FF9."
5:if you agree to what i just said(which i do.).
6. when you go to Alexandria in Egypt and expect to find Dagger
7) You expect to summon Alexander too....Quote:
Originally Posted by RaidenWeb17
8. Every time it rains, you say "I find this rain quite pleasant. It feels as though raindrops are blessing our victory..."
(i guess i play it too much, i love the rain)Quote:
Originally Posted by TurkSlayer
9. When you think the leader of your country is a chronically obese woman with a gender confused aide and a female knight you find attractive
When you and your friends start a club called Tantalus
11. When you actually understand what the hell this means.Quote:
Originally Posted by EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT
...I guess I haven't been playing enough FF9. :p
12. When you realise that all the other FF's aren't worth playing if your still have your copy readily available.
And nik0tine, I don't think anyone understands what that means.
This should be more understandable....Quote:
Originally Posted by EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT
You see footprints on the ground and search your self for Gysahl Greens to call a Chocobo
Ummm I say that. I probably broke a few others as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by TurkSlayer
14. When you start dreaming about FF
15. When you start talking incessantly about FF to your mates (if you have any left).
16. When you start posting on EoFF about this...
17) when you think every pointy hat you see has a pair of floating eyes under it!
18) when your thumb actually aches after playing too much Chocobo Hot & Cold.
what the kissingthign meants is dagger wants no part of zidane and zidane like.. wants to bang her i guess and as game go's on the things fop around and its other way around kindof.. gez you should know that.
19. when dagger luaghs about her mother dying and saids "iam glad. thank you so much kuja."
then again who won't she freaking ugly
...this isn't the X-2 forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unknowns
20. When you realise that Kuja is infact the hottest FF character ever.
Must you relate every single little things to X-2......Quote:
Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares
21. When you start asking your cats to send your mails for you.
Hey, Unknowns! Would you mind translating this as well? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT
I think our friend here should make a thread called "Things FF IX characters will never say or do" instead of this....
22. when you see a frog and jump on it, then expect a fat guy in a chef hat to appear and give you a fork
23. When you see a little girl playing with a rainbow bouncy ball and try to save her from certain doom.
ahh great idea.. i thing i do thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Unknowns
24.When you turn to your best friend who happens to be really short and say "Hey Vivi!"
25.When your mom tells you to clean your room and you say "Nights of Pluto Reporting for duty!"
26.If when everytime you hear the word "mom" you instantly think if Garnet's adopted mother.
27.Whenever someone says it's cold and you turn to your best friend and ask him to defrost you. *dodges flying chair from friend*
28. when you see a squirrel and go after it with a kitchen knife
29. when you grab a girls butt mention how soft it is and get charged with sexual harassment
30. when your disc melts in playstation becuase you played it for to long
31. When someone asks if you want a Kuja and OJ, and you tell them you are not gay. (Kuja=citrus alcohol for you youngins)
thats a good one...Quote:
Originally Posted by RaidenWeb17
Heck yeah!! I want a dude in a thong and OJ Simpson!! SWEET!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sain Cai
32.When you design and try to build your own airship.
33. When the woods in your backyard become a certain Evil Forest.....
34. When you wear a bunch of armor and call yourself Steiner.
hahaha nice one.. why you never on making more posts i been dominating general FF heheheQuote:
Originally Posted by destiny to destroy
35. When you see FFIX dreams in your head... for the 15th time
...yesQuote:
Originally Posted by Unknowns
36. When you realise that you can't possibly play "too much" FFIX.
37: When you try to get Kuja and Garland in your party...
my bad wrong forum....
38: When you go to heven and see god you yell "HOLY **** IT'S NECRED!!!!" (i think i spelled that wrong =p) then you fight him
39: when you grow a tail and/or horn
40: when you start yelling "boom boom boom" expecting to talk to an eledian (that too....)
41:when you grow a long toung *stares at that guy from kiss*
42. When you start seeing that Quina is making dinner for you everyday.
43. When you kill Bill…
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I am in deep trouble now. I do at least 3 of those, probably more.
44. When you memorize Freya's dance in Cleyra and do it every night before you go bed.
OMG thats funny.
45. When you can remember every quote in the game.
47. when a chicken farmer stabs you with a pitchfork for trying to ride his "evolved" chicken across the ocean
48. you go into a volcano to kill fire fiend dude thing
49. " " " " hole " " earth " " "
50. " " " " cave " " wind " " "
51. " " " the ocean " " water " " "
You have auto-life equipped. You don't believe it. You KNOW it.
When see jewelry for sale, you ask "What abilities do they have?"
:choc: You boycott KFC. No one's eating Chocobos here. :choc:
:angel: You wonder if God... looks like Necron...?
Wha?!? Maybe you should have named this forum "101 things FFIX characters won't say". Anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by EPIC - MASTER OF COMBAT
55. When you stick a fork through your enemies eye... :lol:
56. When you dream of having a tail...
57. Wake up in the morning and used your "enemy skill" at your baby brother... :lol:
58. When you threten your friend with a fork, your other friends says sarcasticly "No quina, thats to easy!" then hands you a spoon.
59. When you try to grow a tail.
60:when you succeed:D .Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
ooooh good one!!!
61. when you jump up and down in happiness cause you get to disect frogs in class.
62: when you get told off for eating them.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaidenWeb17
63: When you walk up to some random person in the mall/school/work/on the street and challenge them to a game of tetra master.
Day-um! Triple Post.
67. When you buy FF9 plush dolls and re-enact scenes from the game
68. When you single-handedly find the answer to Thingfish's riddle.
:p lol yep that means ur obssesed!Quote:
Originally Posted by FFGuevara
69. you have a memory card filled with ff IX data and cant start a new game cuz you dont wanna erase anything
70. when you have four different saves that are right before the four optional bosses
71. When you go back every two minutes to the EOFF forum to see if anyone has posted anything new to reply to so that you can just talk about the game.
72. When you make weapons from FFIX and play with them.*
73. When you're playing FFIX and grab your weapons to fight the beast on the TV (AND destroy the TV).
74. When you listen to too much FFIX music on the internet.*
75.When you put on weight, talk like an idiot, coat your face with white, wear a pink dress, have an extremely long tongue and always have a fork in your hand.
76. Going to a cutlery shop and stealing all the forks for Quina and all the knives for Zidane and Steiner.
77. Stealing your Chinese friend's chopsticks for Vivi, Garnet, Eiko and Freya. If you HAVE a Chinese friend.* I have chopsticks.
78. Getting your pet cat (if you have one), chop it's paws off, dip the claws in poison and giving them to Aramant.
79. Getting your mum's best china plate and giving to Aramant, saying that it's a Wing Edge.*
80. Dress up like whatever Final Fantasy IX character you wanna be.*
Okay, that's enough chat. :D The stars mean that I actually do that.
When did you meet Amarant...Quote:
Originally Posted by _yeojina_
81. When, three consoles later, you still play this game
I thought Aramant was my brother for a couple of days...
82. Falling in love with a girl called Garnet even though she's butt ugly and you're a girl... Different circumstances...
83. You attempt a level one Ozma challenge.
84. You have COMPLETED the level 1 Ozma challenge. *sighs and points to himself*
85.You make a little alexandria out of cardboard.
86.When you dye your hair white, grow it and wear a dress. You also killed a monkey to wear it's tail.
87. When you collect thousands of feathers off the ground, and make a plaster Silver Dragon frame, cover it in the feathers that you spent 1 and a half years collecting (and 43 mins, 24 seconds), then jump off a twenty storey building believing you can fly.
88. When you spend ages digging in the sand trying to make an underground desert palace.
89. When you bring a hi-fi wherever you go playing the Trance Kuja boss theme all the time.
90. When you kill anyone with morals or any other good values.
This might just be when you like Kuja too much. I have not done any of this.....more than twice...
91. When u wear frilly cufflinks to school.
92. When you sell frilly cufflinks in school, saying "They're great! You can look like Final Fantasy 9 characters!"
93. When you take on schools toughest people and try fighting them with your magic powers.
94. When you actually take up magic arts and become a wizard. Freaky...
95. When you pass from 'thinking' you play too much into 'knowing'
96. When you eat your breakfast
97. when you use a 3d renderer (like lightwave) to make a ff9 hentai film...(i did not do that...*he says with a shifty look in his eyes*)
oh i did.
ahem...
98. when you call Earth "Gaia".
99. when you hunt monkeys thinking they're evil and want to kill Gaia.
woohoo! i got 100!
100. When you kill goths thinking they're Garland.
101. You purchase a thong and wear it so you can look like Kuja.
102. After putting on the thong, you dump glue over your body and jump in a pile of red feathers so you can be Kuja trance.
103. You refer to your pets as genomes.
104. You get depressed at the thought of having no tail.
105. You have performed any of these perverse acts of worship...:D
106. when during sex you scream garnets name! i HAVE not done that! *he says with a very shifty look in his eyes!*
107. when YOUR CATS start asking YOU to send mails for themQuote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
108. When your cats start using 'Superslick' to make their fur shiny and then complain that their mail can't be sent
(Ps what are the four optioinal bosses? I know Hades, Ozma and that book in Alexandria, but what's the fourth?)
Quale. Catch 99 frogs and then you get to fight him for the Gastro ForkQuote:
Originally Posted by Rhi
109. when you die of starvation
110. when you see a gold frog and you dont catch it,because frogs will only reappear after a long time if you catch it (it's a smurfin' GOLD frog,man!!!)
why didn't you say something like that before:x_x:Quote:
109. when you die of starvation
111.when you actually manage to save after the last FMV
112.when you have finger insurance
113.when yo've accidentally erased some other important stuff and don't seem to care
114.when you've mastered the Steiner&Marcus pendulum game in a time of 12 seconds
115. When you can beat frog Cid's mini game ( the key one ) blindfolded.
116. when the only number you see during battle is 9
117. when the words 'The End' mysteriously appear on your screen signifying that Necron has given up waiting for you
118. when you've wiped out every single species of monster on the world map causing extinction
119. When you do a series of scientific experiments, attempting to make a Genome.
120. When you make a Genome.
121. When, after making a Genome, you send it to cause mass death and war in Gaia (earlier i mentioned "When you call Earth "Gaia")
122. When, at night, you make yourself cross-eyed just to see 2 moons.
123. (hehe 123, fun) When you purposely take drugs JUST to see 2 moons.
124. When you grow extremely obese, have face implants to give yourself a long nose/mouth thing, and change your name to Hippaul.
125. When you have cosmetic surgery just so you can look like Garnet/Zidane.
126.when you put tacos in the side of your pants so they flair like zidanes
127: You try to jump on high ledges like Freya, and say that the "sky looks ominous."
128.When you think calling somebody "Rusty" is an insult.
129. When you taken being called "Rusty" as an insult.
130. When (Trance) Kuja and Necron run away from you cause you've spent 10,000 hours training
131. When you have a shrine to the game in your room. and pray to it every day when you wake up and before you go to sleep.
i think THAT'S going a bit OTTQuote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
Have you read all the things in this thread?? Some are even worse...
and OTT??? I have one in my room!
132: When you go to the auction and punch the auctioneers face till he tells you where kuja is.
lol
133. When you name your children after the characters.
134. when you get a big red afro and wear claws on ur hands.
135. When you turn on your game and pee in excitement
136.When you go to EB games and ask for "gaming diapers."
237. When you play a game of Dungeons and Dragons and you and a freind create two halfling Scorcerers, dress one up as a red jester and one as a blue, say the exact same thing as the previous one in different words and name yourselves Zorn and Thorn. Good fun.
138. When you walk around with a top hat, blue coat, and tape flashlights on your head despite the boiling weather.
139. When you start making your own side stories and draw your own illistrations to go with it, for your very own FF9 comic
140: When you start saying "Rally-ho" instead of saying "Hello"
141: When you proclaim your undying platonic love for all the characters.
142: When you try to add Vivi to your will.
143: When you requst to be buried with Final Fantasy plushies with a statue of Vivi as a headstone.
Whoa, a triple post.
144. when you n-post (where n is any number between 5 and 100) and don't seem to care if you get kicked out since you are a member of another 60 final fantasy forums
Is that a hint, mobiletype?
145. When you don't work, sleep, or do anything else beneficial because you play FF9 24/7.
145: when you rip out your entire face, use tourches for eyes and get people to call you a mage
146: when you start to hatch mini magic people out of eggs in you shed
147: when you post in this thread
148: when ever you get happy or sad your skin begins to glow multicolours.
149: no matter what age you are you still look about 12
150: when you smile seeing you have the 150th reply
:D
Yeah well. I had the 100th. and damnit! I'll get the 200th too!
151. When you post LOADS on this thread.
152. When you say things like "and damnit! I'll get the 200th too!"
153. When you wear crappy, frilly, baggy clothes and a massive hat and paint your face black then set fire to your eyes.
154. When you refer to yourself as one of the characters.
155. When you manage to bankrupt the whole of Gaia and Terra. *Evil smile*
156. Finishing the game in 2 hours. Freaky...
157. When you have a toaster which makes the shape of that crystal on the cover. Yummy.
158. When you want WORLD DOMINATION!!! And temporarily think you're Garland.*
159. Searching everywhere for Final Fantasy IX (More like all the Final Fantasys) news all over the web.*
160. Being small and fat, with a pointy hat on you. And I ain't small OR fat.
161. You search for a scar on your forehead where the horn was removed.
162. You can actually get your head to look THAT big.
163. You can actaully summon Shiva/Atomos/Bahamut/ etc. before you rename Garnet "Dagger".
164.You stuff cats in your shirt.
165. You've said "..."
166. You swing lacrosse rackets hoping you have some freaky light ball will shoot out of it.
167. When you take an action, you cant do anything else until your "ATB gauge fills again".
168. You go out and hunt for 16 year olds so you can suck the eidolons out of them
169. You actually know how "Eidolon" is pronounced....
170. "KILL!" is all you can say.
171. You have a liberating fear of crossdressers.
172. You have a liberating fear of freakishly short court jesters
173. You consider your mother a fat, obese, green-skinned monster.
174. You start to question your existence.
175. You can stand around for hours and never have to pee/sleep/eat
176. Time stands still.........
177. You live in constant fear that one day you may "stop moving"
178. You fight to get the number 9 legally replaced with "IX"
179. You watch The Dark Crystal, just because gelflings vaguely resemple FFIX characters
180. You can actually come up with 30 of these reasons......
181. You think you can actually functioned with a blindfold (referring to Blank....)
182. Australia is now known as the "Outer Continent".
183. Antartica is the "Forgotten Continent"
184. You try to stop all of the car washes because they are the source of "The Mist"
185. You get an insatiable craving for some Gyshal Pickles
186. Anything that you don't learn a new Blue Magic spell from "Taste Bad!"
187. Instead of naming Zidane "INSERT YOUR NAME HERE", you name yourself Zidane.
188. You immediately stop whatever you are doing and sleep in a tent.
189. You actually dream the "storm" sequence, superimposing your body in place of Garnet's
190. You let yourself get the crap beat out of you by wolves, fish, etc., just so you can reach Trance.
191. You wander into forests because you missed your Chocobuddies
192. You wander into marshes because you want some "yum-yummie frogs!"
193. You attempt to kill your daughter after she reaches 16 (morbid...not funny...)
194. You try to splice rat and lizard DNA in order to make a Burmecian
195. When you are asked what sound a locust makes you say "< gwok gwok >"
196. You speak in a think Irish accent and say "Rally-ho!"
197. You need a 6 year old to release the seal on the tree in your back yard.
198. You run against walls, waiting for the "!" symbol to float above your head so you can find a secret item
199. You name the characters in ofther FF games after IX ones (ex. Cloud and Squall are Zidane, Yuffie and Selphie are Eiko)
200. You waste money on semiprecous jewels just so you can summon all the eidolons
fwafwafwa! Looks like I beat you to 200!!
It's actually Scottish, and now I've quoted you, I've technically also reached 200! Gwahahah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Acid Raine
Did I say Irish again? Gawd! I screw those two up all the time......
when you goto a petshop and ask for kupo nuts
202 (I think). When you've read said fancomicsQuote:
139. When you start making your own side stories and draw your own illistrations to go with it, for your very own FF9 comic
Nope. Yours was 201.Quote:
Originally Posted by K-chan
IF YOU DON'T PUT A NUMBER...THEN NOBODY CARES. :D
202.When u go out on a misty day and fear that mist monsters will attack u.
203.When u rob a place armed with two daggers n a monkey tail.
BY the way, i'm new.Nice 2 meet u guys!
Hello New...I mean Ultima Blader Draco. In the bottom right of your posts is an edit/delete button. Please don't n-post (n meaning the number of times posted in a row) as you can just click that button and edit. Simple and delicious.
204. When you're warned by God to stop playing, or He'll send you to Hell. (His exact words to me were "Thou shalt stoppeth your foolish electronic fiddling! Or I shall banish ye to Hell, and ye shalt be punished by Satan!")
205. When you keep playing and challenge Satan to get Excalibur II and win. He was rubbish.
I see.Thank you for the advice.
206.When you start laughing "GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"after you lost something.
207.When you get yourself some jewels and try to summon eidolons.
33.You know you play FF9 too much when you throw an ore at a midget wearing green and expect it to give you an emerald. Instead you recieve an assault lawsuit(if you give a nymph a ore it will give you anemerald)
208.When you try to cast Ultima to destroy the whole world when you know that you are going to die soon.
209. when you're the only one left posting in this thread
210.When you post in this thread knowing that there is only one person posting in this thread.
211. When you start saying Vivi's, Quina's, Eiko's, and Freya's quote actually relate to real life
212. When you act like a destrutive maniac and dress up in a thong and were make up.
213. When you start to atack large birds thinking they're Griffiths (or Griffins, I don't know)
214. When you throw Pheonix Downs to a large tree in your back yard so it'll die sooner (Iifa tree's boss...first time you go there...that zombifide tree)
215. That you actually HAVE Pheonix Downs....
216. When you see a large machanical thing and start fighting it (aka Ark)
217. When strange and friendly creatures start asking you for assorted minerals.
218. When you can jump and not come back down for about 30 seconds.
219. When you start calling moles moogles.
220.When you think that Zidane is actually related to Zinedane Zidane.
221. When you have read 220 ways to know that you have played too much FFIX and can relate to EACH AND EVERY ONE!!!
222.When you write the two hundredth and twenty second way on this thread.
223.When you try to take a closer look at Vivi's face.
224.When you get a stick and try to cast magic with it.
225.When you think that Zidane is cool instead of cute.
:D this relationship between name only occured to me the very first time I heard of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Blader Draco
So do I...
P.S:For those who don't know who Zinedane Zidane is,he is a football star.
When you ask your friends : "Do you guys think it would be cool if you were born with a monkey tail?"
I think it'd be cool to have a monkey tail. So useful. You've all seen Zidane dodge Steiner's pathetic punches on the cargo ship with his tail.
226. When your bed has a permanent indentation of your gluteus maximus in it, from your non-stop playing.
When you buy the Final Fantasy IX soundtrack and listen to it in your car.
228. When you start teaching fat people to run better expecting prizes from them.
229. If you find two girls and get them to use a skipping rope for you.
230. When you eat frogs, expecting a prize from someone.
231. When you bet ridiculous amounts of money against freaky lookin triplets.
232. You walk around with an overgrown chicken screaming kweh.
233. You take up excavating, and do not stop until you find a moogle
234. Finally: When you die your last words are "does anyone know the code to play blackjack?"
When you look up at the sky expecting to find an Airship.
235.When you cut off a rat tail and attach it permanently to your gluteus maximus.
236. when you decide to remake FF9 just so you can perv over garnet in lovely ps2 graphics with the excuse that your "recapturing" your youth...
When you're talking to your girlfriend and you accidentally call her Garnet.
237.When you see a rat couple and think they are Freya and Fratley.
When you call pennies,nickels,dimes,and quarters gil.
238. When you try to wake you're father and beat him to a pulp then when he gives up, you ask him to smith both of mommy's diamond rings
239:When you ask you're friends if they want to sneak into a play.
240:When you kill a girls mother and blame it on a dragonfly
241:When You ask you're girlfriend if you can call her dagger then explain the types of swords.
242: When you call you're little brother "master vivi"
243: when you call you're teacher or doctor, Tootsie.
244: When you give you're black cat a diamond everytime it comes near you and raises its paw, then run away .
245: When you Dance everytime you beat someone up.
246: When you try to Breathe underwater.
247: When you kill you're friends and eat them and say "taste bad"
248: When you go to the market and ask for some gyashel pickles.
249: When you paint your body 100% black wear Yellow Glow in the dark Contact lenses, Where a witches hat, Round shoes, baggy blue and white striped pants, and a formal blue T-shirt with you're grandpa's cane walking around bumping into people saying "sorry"
250: When you Squish A lot of bug juices together in a cup and hand it to people saying "Want some oglop juice?"
John, you notice how everyone's ignoring what you've written. It's because they're trying to keep the thing getting confused BY PUTTING NUMBERS NEXT TO THEIR POSTS. It's quite simple really...
251. When you cut your hair with a knife that's half the length of your arm.
i hope this hasnt already been posted......hehe
253. when u dress up as vivi and try and skip a 100 times.
254. When u talk to EVERYONE in the street expectin to get an answer.
255. When u race a fat hippo boy and hope to get cards of his mum.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
Yeah I know but I've lost count I've never been good with numbers.
Ha. Funny.
You don't know that 7 is after 6, and 8 is after 7? Cool, you've got the intelligence to be President of America! ;)
Anyhoo.
256. When you blow up Greenland, expecting to be able to dive REALLY deep into the water whilst riding a chicken and get a weapon.
257. Actually, just when you blow up Greenland.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
I was just joking around I didn't think numbering my posts was important.
Yeah I know hehe. So was I. No worries, but it is. Just stops people getting confused.
258. When you actually try talking to a mother hippo and her baby. (end result: :skull:)
259. When you fantasize about having a girlfriend who is half human and half rat.:D
260.When you fantasize about having a girlfriend who has a horn on her head.
261. When you have a girlfriend who is half-human half-rat, and also has a horn on her head.
262. When you mutilate your girlfriend to make her half-human half-rat with a horn on her head.
263. When you ARE the girlfriend, and ask your boyfriend to mutilate you to make you half-human half-rat with a horn on your head.
264. Anything else to do with relationships and rats etc. hehe
That's Eiko...who's 6 sooo...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Blader Draco
265. When you have a girlfriend who's 6. Unless you're also around that age...awww...
266. When you fantasize about having an Airship.
267: You go to cosplays dressed up like Quina.
268. When you go to the zoo with a saw, cut off a monkey's tail and attach it to your rear end!!!
269; when you build an airship that runs on mist but then can't fly it because there isn't any mist left :P
270.When you name your airship in your wife/girlfriend's name.
271. When you fantasize about Square Enix putting Final Fantasy IX characters in the next Kingdom Hearts video game.
272.When you try to heal yourself by casting cure with a wooden stick.
273. When you fantasize about having a Princess as a girlfriend.:D
274.When you have five copies all the disks .
275.When you can actually read the Terra runes by looking at the runes and not Zidane's words.
276. when your controller has shaped down to fit your grip due to constant overuse.:bored:
277. when wires are hanging out of your controler due to constant persistence
278. when your controller is a pile of dust on the floor
279. When you fantasize about Square Enix making a Final Fantasy IX-2 video game.
280.When you memorized every word all the characters are going to say through out the whole game.
281.When you buy a black robe and expect to do flare.
282.When you get a stick and then try to light your enemies on fire.
283.When you bulid a real airship that looks exactly like the invincible.
284.After trying to cast fire with a stick and it doesn't work you try thundara.:D
285; when you actually manage to cast thundara.... on your dog/cat (oops :D)
286. When you claim to have met every single charater (main and...un-main) from FF9 in real life.
287. When you learn voodoo magic just so you can sucked into your TV....ooh creepy...
288.When you see a red snake and think that it is Maliris.
289.When you see a jellyfish and think that it is Kraken.
290.When you see a complete human skeleton structure and think that it is Lich.
291. When you see Terra in your backyard with floating harp music coming from nowhere.*
292.When you hear the music Dagger heard during the "Final Judgment" in your house.
293. When you start repeating the same things with small changes, just to make this list bigger (not aimed at anyone).
294. When you start making up things that are completely ridiculous just so you can reach 300.
295. When you get 100, kind of get 200, and *see above*
296. When you drop highly-explosive bombs on parts of the world, just to make it shaped like Gaia (see? ridiculous.)
297. When you steal loads of monkeys from a zoo, dress them up, and pretend you're Garland.
298. When you buy every single piece of FF9 merchandise, help books etc
299. When you start getting really excited because you're about to get to 300.
300. WHEN YOU CELEBRATE GETTING TO 300!!!! WOOOOOHOOO!
....yes ok. I will go and punish myself.
301.Re-name yourself one of the characters.
302.When your strolling through a forest and you see the Ragtime Mouse.
303.When you name your bird"The Sly Eagle".
304.When you see a cute little puppy with a red spot on it's head and think that it's Carbuncle.
305.When you damn yourself seeing someone else beating you to 300(damns myself again).
Mwuahahha! I have (kind of) made it to all the hundreds so far! Mwuahahaha!
306. When you laugh at Draco for not getting to 300. HAHA! :D
307. When buy a ruby and try to call your pet rabbit with it
308. When you start a family tradition of naming all the daughters the same thing for 17 generations
309. When Dagger is your role model
310. When you have a nickname that is a type of weapon
311. When you declare the ugly, obese, green-skinned kid in your class queen
312. When you ARE the ugly, obese, green-skinned kid in your class from doing nothing but play FF9 :D
313. When you are 6 and get a crush on a guy with a tail
314. When you go walking through forests so you can give spirits stuff to get other stuff
315. Whenever you see a chicken farm, you go and ask to play Chocobo Hot & Cold
307. when youre two years older but dont remember a thing
316.When you try to blast Pure Quin into oblivion with Grand Lethal for laughing at you for not reaching 300.
Haha. That's good.
I notice that this isn't actually "When you've been playing FF9 for too long...", it's more "Let's repeat stuff that happens in the game, and make it sound realistic". I think we should all be more original with our ideas. Try reading the first pages. Yummy yummy ideas there.
Anyhoo.
317. When you sit at your pc 24/7, waiting for someone to post "399." so you can steal 400 before Draco!! Gwahahaha!
318. When you name a date of the year "Final Fantasy Nine Appreciation Day" and demand a minute's silence by your friends in respect for it's awesomeness.
That's disrespectful to mac users *sniff* :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pure Quin14
319. When because you've been playing for 10 weeks straight, your deliria (Is that a word?) makes you believe that Zidane looks like a girl.
320. When you start from 320 and go all the way to 400 by posting things that you are and do.:D
321. When you dress up as a Final Fantasy IX character on Halloween.
322.When you dress a Final Fantasy IX character every day.
323.When you run out of breath and say"Fatigue rears it's ugly head."
Umm actually you're number 323.
Oh...my apologies.
324.When you kick the ground and say"Dammit!"every time you get pissed off.
325.When you try to grow your canine tooth until it's as long as Marcus'.
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Originally Posted by Lost Number
326. when you do this
http://www.sachsreport.com/yawn.jpg
327.When you make a pig wear a clown's nose and attach a cherry to it's head.
328.When you like oglops.
329.When you try to walk in a hunchback motion like Amarant.
330.When you say "Gwok!"between words.
331. When you've completed every sidequest that Final Fantasy IX has to offer.:cool:
332. When Eiko gets on your nerves so much that you decide to write an anti-Eiko fanfiction story.
333. When you try to imagine what the characters of Final Fantasy IX would sound like if the game had voice overs.:confused:
334. When you wonder why the concept artists never gave Zidane a sword...Because swords are way cooler than daggers.:mad2:
335. Then you realize Zidane's other choice of weapon, a Double Lance is cooler than any sword, because it's like Darth Maul's double sided light saber.
336. When you take offense, to those trying to perv up FFIX. >_>
337. When you post this.
338. When you can every dennounce perv theory
339. when you have came up with seven sequels spanning over the past five going on six years FFIX was made, five side stories of the other characters, one prequel about Garnet a few days after being adopted by the Alexandrian Royal Family, and an inbetweenquel about the things Zidane had to do to get back to the Mist Continent to reunite with Garnet.
340. When you decide, "To Hell, with the hair growth issue, it took four weeks for Zidane to get back to Garnet."
Haha. Nice and subtle there Z&D ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
341. When you sing the song "Melodies of Life" in the shower.(I never actually sang "Melodies Of Life" in the shower though because I have a horrid singing voice.:D )
342. When you wish that the love story in Final Fantasy IX had more development.(Now I'm not bashing Final Fantasy IX but I think the love story could have been better that's just my opinion.)
343. When you hear someone sneeze and you think that it's Baku.
344. When you feel like playing jump rope after you're done playing Final
Fantasy IX.
345. When you memorize all the words to "Melodies of Life."
346. When you're walking down the street and you challenge the first pedestrian you see to a card game.
347. When you completely and throughly disargee with reason 342 and you're convinced Z&G is the most believable love story in the series.Quote:
Originally Posted by John_912
Zidane: I mean no offense but what do you mean? This is not meant as a bash or flame or anything but, the love story in FFIX was the most developed love story in the series. I can't sway your opinion but read through the first post of "Stop Whining!" and you see it from our point-of-view. We give a detailed analysis on how the ZidanexGarnet developed. ...Hmm, John, should we start a thread and debate?
None taken. I just think that Square Enix should have added a few things to the love story. I think they should have shown Garnet's reaction to when Zidane was presumed dead. I also think that they should have released Final Fantasy IX on the Playstation 2 because then the game would've had voice overs. That would have made the scene where Zidane accidentally grabbed Garnet's butt even funnier. It would've made the ending less confusing too because I don't know about you guys but...I didn't know who the hell was talking before the ending CG cut scene. A lot of people say that it was Vivi and that he died at the end of the game...but some people argue and say that he didn't die. But once again this is just my opinion. And it doesn't really matter anymore since it's in the past nobody can do anything about it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
Zidane: Butt, he accidently grabbed her butt. Personally, I think it shouldn't have taken as long as Square portrays for Z&G to reunite. I think a few weeks would have been long enough for everyone to think Zidane dead and he suddenly reappears. Yeah, It was Vivi, and the speech was his good byes.
EDIT- Phew, you edited your post, I thought I was gonna have to start a thread there saying "when did this happen?" LOL
348. When you can correct anything someone comments on in FFIX.
Really? I could have sworn I saw Zidane grab Garnet's breast but...If you say so.LOL!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
349. When you think that Final Fantasy IX deserves to have a cartoon series.:D
Zidane: No it was her butt, when they were climbing the cargo ship ladder. Remember? I don't want to have to locate a screenshot.Quote:
Originally Posted by John_912
350. When you can properly remember that scene.
My memory of that scene is somewhat blurry considering that I sold my copy of Final Fantasy IX last summer because I needed some money.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZidaneAndGarnet
351. When you play the sword battle over and over again until you have impressed 100 nobles.
352. http://www.ffcompendium.com/misc/soft9.jpg Booyah!