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11-20-2005, 11:06 PM
Sephex

What is wrong with you people?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Umaro_menu.png

Have you forgotten that in 1977, US President Gerald R. Ford declared November 20th to be Umaro day? I seriously can't believe that I am the only person who remembered this. Let us take a moment to bask in the glory of Umaro's concept art drawn by none other than Walt Disney.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...f6umaroart.jpg

If you are a TRUE Umaro fan, you will chant this magical phrase 3000 times before the end of the day.

"Admirer of bone-carvings, as strong as a gigas, a sasquatch pal with muscle!"

Sure, Umaro can't use Espers, magic, or any weapons or armor that he didn't already start with, so you may be asking yourself: What does Umaro have?

Heart. Umaro has heart. It is universaly agreed among hardcore FFVI fans that the scene where Umaro is introduced is the most emotionally impacting scene in FFVI history (some would say that it is the most emotional scene in all of FF history itself). After you beat him to a pulp with the help of his adopted father, Mog, he says the words that are now known throughout the world.

"Ooh... me Umaro... Yes, boss... me join you!"

Along with...

"Ooh... me wait for you in big airship!"

I just sat here for four and a half hours crying because I typed that. Those words...are so...benevolent!

Now that we got a little history out of our way. Let's take a look at Umaro Trivia and fun facts!

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*Not many people know that a FFVI movie was going to be made under the direction of George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg. However, the movie was canned, and George Lucas reworked the script into the world famous hit, Howard the Duck (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091225/). Anyway, Robin Williams was cast to be Umaro. But when the FFVI movie was canned, so was Robin. Here is a rare pic from a movie studio with a side by side comparision.

http://thor.mirtna.org/oddities/look...s/umaro-01.jpg

*In the original game script, Mog and Umaro's father-son relationship was going to be explained a bit more. However, I found rare concept art of Mog showing Umaro some fatherly love.

http://www.icybrian.com/fanart/maggiekarp/mogumaro.jpg

*Umaro was born on September 9th, making him a Virgo.

*In real life, Umaro enjoys to bowl once in awhile. Here is Umaro throwing the final strike of his 82nd consecutive perfect 900 series.

http://www.geocities.com/crapity2001/umaro.txt

*Occasionaly Umaro's long time war buddy, Locke, refers to him as "Assrag". Many speculated on the origins of the nick name, but many believe it has something to do with an "ass" and a "rag".

*Many people don't know that Umaro was in a deleted scene in the 1989 smash, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Here is a super rare screen shot of that scene.

http://www.geocities.com/crapity2001/umarobilltedd.txt

I think that's enough for this year. In closing, let me wish you a safe and fun Umaro day. SASQUATCH PALS RULE!!
11-20-2005, 11:35 PM
Destai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

http://thor.mirtna.org/oddities/look...s/umaro-01.jpg

xD alrighty then
11-21-2005, 02:26 AM
ThroneofDravaris

This is obviously the best EoEO thread ever.
11-21-2005, 02:35 AM
TurkSlayer

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThroneofDravaris

This is obviously the best EoEO thread ever.

Truer words have never been spoken.
11-21-2005, 02:52 AM
eestlinc

this is so true
11-21-2005, 04:54 AM
Masamune·1600

Gerald Ford's ability to see into the future is truly the stuff of legend.
11-21-2005, 05:53 AM
Takara

Umaro is the second best Final Fantasy character ever.

Belto Maxso is the first. ;)
11-21-2005, 06:09 AM
Christmas

:save::save:http://www.videogamesprites.net/Fina...%20(Front).gif:save::save:

:bow::bow::bow::bow::bow:
11-21-2005, 07:28 AM
boys from the dwarf

that pic of mog and umaro is hilarious but this thread is so crazy that im going to go hide in my bomb shelter till its over(better have plenty of beans.).
11-21-2005, 12:10 PM
Dignified Pauper

Umaro reminds me somewhat of FuSoYa the mop, only more random, less magic oriented, and more kick ass oriented.
11-21-2005, 02:39 PM
Peter_20

This thread rules! :D
11-21-2005, 06:24 PM
TurkSlayer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masamune∙1600

Gerald Ford's ability to see into the future is truly the stuff of legend.

Astounding, isn't it?
11-21-2005, 07:23 PM
Flying Mullet

This thread makes me smile. :)
11-21-2005, 10:05 PM
KoShiatar

I haven't seen anything like this since "The Power of Cheese" ended! XD
11-21-2005, 10:14 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takara

Umaro is the second best Final Fantasy character ever.

Belto Maxso is the first. ;)

Yeah. I still say that FFX would be 100 times better with Belto Maxson in it. For those of you who missed the my invesitgative work on Belto Maxson, click the link below!

http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showp...7&postcount=32
11-23-2005, 07:09 PM
Aurora_sword

...I loled

but still dont get it anyway
11-23-2005, 08:58 PM
GooeyToast

How silly of me, not to honor the majestic Umaro! I praise thee!
11-23-2005, 11:56 PM
Starboard Regulator FlareNUKE

The FFVI Movie was funny....
11-24-2005, 12:44 AM
Psychotic

I have a crush on Umaro and I don't care who knows.
11-24-2005, 01:14 AM
Dr. Casey

*Gives Psychotic Umaro's phone number*

I heard that he likes you, too... he's just been too shy to ask you out. :choc:
11-25-2005, 03:50 PM
HurriKaty

You people are absolutely bonkers.

I think I'm in love.
11-25-2005, 06:36 PM
Miriel

To be sure, he is one sexy beast.
11-25-2005, 10:02 PM
-N-

I am so glad I clicked on this link.
11-25-2005, 11:35 PM
Captain Maxx Power

Glad to see you got some decent pictures. All I've been able to snag are out-of-focus shots of him running away behind some undergrowth.
11-28-2005, 02:10 PM
Flying Mullet

I would be running away through the undergrowth too if you took a picture of me peeing. :aimmad:
11-28-2005, 06:46 PM
Sasquatch

What's all the fuss aboot?
12-08-2005, 05:36 PM
Roto13

:mog: :I cried aloud with mirth and merriment: Yeah.... Umaro! Blargag!
12-08-2005, 05:37 PM
Nightmare X

I can't believe I missed this thread.

Hilarious.
12-14-2005, 04:24 PM
crazymoronx

I forgot all about it, somehow. Sad, since Umaro is one of my favorite characters.

Crazy Gerald Ford... he's always doing things like that, it really spruces up your day-to-day you know what I mean?

Anyway... nice Umaro appreciation thread, I'm going to look up some Umaro porn and touch myself now!
12-15-2005, 04:47 PM
Reine

lol, MY Umaro has a Paladin Shield and a Circlet!
12-15-2005, 04:54 PM
ThroneofDravaris

Your Umaro is a hack.

EDIT: That was obviously the best play-on-words ever.
12-15-2005, 04:58 PM
Reine

Of course, my Umaro is considerably more powerful than others, especialy as he can equip Espers to make his stats all crazy. Of course a bit of good old game hacking was required.