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We'll cycle through Until X-Mas rolls around, and then each of the 12 days prior to Dec.24, I'll post a poll with each of the lines (Only if this achieves decent recognition...otherwise, I'll scrap it) and it'll be voted on. ONE DAY POLL of course, so, yeah....on the 24th, I'll reveal the EOFF Twelve Days of X-Mas. I'll start.
Twelve Spammers Spamming!
So right now it's a game to make as many ideas as possible? Then we'll vote on the good ones later?
Eleven mod-whores whinging.
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Originally Posted by rubah
Exactly...a brainstorming session, more or less.
Ten Noobies Noobing!
9 Threads a-closing?
8 chatters chatting..
7 Cid's Knights banning.
6 Hawkeye images
5 CIIIIIIIDIES
Four emo posters!
Three Dead Threads
Two newbies dead!
And an admin in a pear tree!
*Yeah like someone's going to finish that.*
.......Aaaand cycle back! :p
Wait...wait...we start over again...well. On the twelfth day of Christmas…Agent Proto said to meeeee!
Errrr....Twelve Square-Bots Spying?
Eleven Leeza's *snip*-ing...
Ten Admin banning. (Take that!)
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Originally Posted by TurkSlayer
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!!!! A repeat!
Ah smurf...Quote:
Originally Posted by Giga Guess
10 wankers loling
Nine ninja's throwing!
8 eightings eighting
7 h4xx0rz h4xxing
Lets remix it. DJ spin that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]!
Ironically there are *11* CK's. Unless I can't count or you're leaving yams out.
6 n00bs a'flaming
FIIIIIIIIVE NEEEEEEEEEL SHPIEEEEEEEEEELS
This thread rules.
4(read:400) bitter oldbies
3 trollers trolling!
2 O-M-G's
And a clownface in a pear tree~ :D
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Neel came and gave to me,
Twelve Psychotic clones...
Eleven members with hats!
Ten second accounts!
Nine googled images!
8 Aeris lovers
7 custom user titles!
6 EoEO bans
Are these supposed to have the same number of syllables as the song? It's hard sing some of these! ^^
5 Annoooying Adverts!
FOUR noobie threads!
Three long sigs...
Two Spatty pranks,
...and a Primus Inter Pares tree!
(Remove "in a" and that's gold.)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, RSL gave to me,
Twelve members Drunk Tanked.
11 sexy beards
Ten lurkers being creepy.
Nine smittenkittens
Eight hoaxes debunked.
Seven Neel's kneeling.
Six elite Elite Lords,
Five Chain PM's.....
Sorry to disrupt the flow, someone can carry on with 'four' after this.
On the Twelth Day of Ciddies, Award Guy Gave To Me...
12 Missing Members
11 Cid's Knights Knighting
10 Site Staff Slaving
9, Cloud No. Banned
8 Could-Be Santas
7 Advent Children
6 Admins Banning
5 Gold Ciddies
4 With-A-Hat's
3 RA's
2 Forums Gone
And a Request To Unban Baloki.
EDIT: Most of these are accurate numbers. The Ciddies one was too good to leave out, since it works so well. And we all know that there have been more requests than that but it just sounded right somehow. xD There are twelve finalists for Most Missed and eight finalists for MLT Be Santa. Neel, Azar, Reles and Kaiser are all With A Hat. Arts & Writing and Eyes on the World are gone, the Recognized Artists are black orb, Doofhull and *angel tears*, the others seem self-explanatory.
Didn't RSL have a hat? Or are you talking currently?
#9 and #1 are golden in your list, BoB. xD
5 Golden Chocobos! (had to be done)
4 rock bands
3 french hens
This brings up a valid point. What is a french hen? How can you tell whether it is german or something (apart from the blond hair and short shorts)? Tricky stuff indeed
If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
2 Rednecks
EDIT:Your one cocky guy...Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
And a prayer within a pear tree!
12 Punk Meat Puppets
11 numbers in Crash's name. :p
10 Loyal Crash followers
9 Dry hump victims.
Eight simple minded Hiltons
7 Raped by psychotic
6 spamvertizers!
(Thanks rubah!)
*Copies BooBface*
5 forum skins
4 Proto's a whore
3 brand new smilies
2 instant banned n00bs
and crash just bought a new Blink 182 CD
And since I'm copying BooBface, someone after can do as much as they want...
The object of #1 would like to TAKE YOU DOWN B0BxD!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Also I suggest Guessie's be altered to be "6 Spamvertisers" for the sake of melody, rhythm, and PCness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baloki
Same for crash's to be "2 Instabans"
One of the final lines should definitely be "Two brown men" :D
On the first day of Christmas,
a PM sent to thee
Twelve members lurking,
Eleven PiP’ers PiPing,
Ten Leezas lawling,
Nine liberals flaming,
Eight m4tt’s a-leaving,
Seven Sasquatch rantings,
Six Joels a-wanking,
Five online flings,
Four "with a hats",
Three oldbie jokes,
Two closing threads,
And a warning from the Shinra to thee!
Edit: An alternative to 3 oldbie jokes could be "three oldbie jerks". It works just as fine.
Double Edit: I am switching number four and number two around, as I have just been informed by Neel that there are four "with a hats".
Am I the only person who made a strong effort to make the numbers accurate? :( They do this every year on a radio station I listened to when I was in Auckland, and the results can be really good if you go by number. What they did is allocate a number to each morning they were on and on that morning people would call in with suggestions for what the number could stand for and they'd pick out the best one. I still remember quite a few of them, including "8 teen years of age for 7 days of drinking" five truebliss babes (they weren't that hot, really, but hey, it's NZ Pop Stars, you don't expect much), three failed world cups... yeah, I forget the rest, oh well. Oh! And a moon from Bob Harvey! A politician in NZ, I think, and he mooned people! Yay! :) Anyway. Carry on. As you were.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the moderators gave to me
twelve wacky newbies....
11 mysterious disappearances.
10 EOEO Bans
Nine Site Staff members quitting...
Eight beautiful blonde girls.
2 masamunes
Wait.. we went from eight to two?
7 EoEO threads
6 of them homo
5 horny boys (me, giga, TSoL, turkslayer and someone else I don't rememebr)
4 Bigger D's
3 GBM accounts
Problem solved.
And kikimm isn't talking to meeeeeee. :p
On the first day of Christmas,
Chatroom Lined to me
Twelve Licks a smitten
Eleven Lines from PiP'in
Ten Beers there sippin,
Nine tsukasa's Flamin,
Eight mods a kickin,
Seven Smilies Smilin,
Six times Seebies wankin,
Five Cyb3r ThIIIIIIIngs,
Four sex disscussions a day,
Three scripts are gettin laid,
Two people singing seronades,
And a rubah in a ... tree!
You know you could at least TRY to make them sound like the original. Some of these would be pretty hard to sing.
12,000 spam posts.
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Originally Posted by Maxico
*ahem*...Quote:
Originally Posted by Me
This one kicks ass. :D Especially 9 and 7. Although, shouldn't it be "On the 12th day of Christmas"?Quote:
On the first day of Christmas,
a PM sent to thee
Twelve members lurking,
Eleven PiP’ers PiPing,
Ten Leezas lawling,
Nine liberals flaming,
Eight m4tt’s a-leaving,
Seven Sasquatch rantings,
Six Joels a-wanking,
Five online flings,
Four "with a hats",
Three oldbie jokes,
Two closing threads,
And a warning from the Shinra to thee!
Anyway... NEXT ROUND!
On the 12th day of christmas, a Newbie gave to me:
Twelve of the same polls.
You skipped over my last one.....ah well....
11,000 Spam posts.
ten horny newbies...
Sorry. :riiight:Quote:
You skipped over my last one.....ah well....
Nine idiots flamming.
Eight lurkers shulking...
7 is their favorite.
6 spammers drunk tanked
Five i cried aloud with mirth and merrrrrriment's...
Four Ciddies...
Three final warnings
Two repo men
And a Raistlin and ShlupQuack love spree!
On the 12th day of Christmas,
These things weren't given to me,
12 Lines Getting Skipped
11 foul-mouthed posters.
10 Knights a' banning...
9 mythical hot chicks.
No other posts? If not, I'll just start the polls early.