Mo vs. Inanimate Objects

The idea for this thread came to me as I stood up to get a glass of water and slammed my knee on the inside edge of my desk drawers in the process. On my way back from the kitchen, I was still nursing my knee, so I was kind of leaning over with one hand rubbing the knee. Unable to compensate for the awkward position I had put myself in, I managed to clip the doorknob with my face as I came back into my room.

I actually have a really bad co-ordination problem. It only kicks in when there's a chance of hurting myself though. It doesn't affect me when I play Heavy on DDR or whenever I ice skate. I wear baggy jeans a lot, so sometimes I can trip on my own pants but as I've demonstrated in the earlier example, my biggest problem is pretty much just walking into random things. *sigh*

Does anyone else walk into things? :eep:

I am mist usualy off in my own little world most times, so I have a habbit of running into anything and everything, like children and desks.

i walk into doors all too oftern ;[
i am so clumsy :eep:

All the time. I counteract however my kicking the offending objects ass. There's a lot of broken stuff in my house.

I always walk into things, big and small. The huge trees and tree pots in middle of the hallway in the shopping plaza, box, dog, bed, ect...
That furniture and such is trying to kill me :(

I'm not clumsy at all. Altho I do tend to knock my hips in to random objects I always underestimate their size.But my mother says its because I have a small waist and infact my hips aren't large they just look large because I have a very small waist. And I probably bash them around because they are large compared to the rest of me so im not allowing for them.

Yes. I walked into my fridge the other week. It hurt.

All the time. I fall down the stairs, and trip over myself a lot when I'm at home.

I stub my toes alot .........

I walk into door knobs, I also fall over bins and 'Caution: WET' signs
Im ever so clumsy :(

It just goes to show just how much energy is used in walking and moving.

I'm the clumsiest person I know. :(

I bet five grand on Mo before reading this thread and now I've lost.

Some days are worse than others. But I do bump into things a lot, usually only in my house though. I also stub my toes a lot. And hit things with my hips. And body in general. But you get used to it, you know?

Always. Before when I was jumpy and afraid of my bigget sister, She was about to punch me and I ran into the metal part of the refrigerator and hit my nose on it insanely hard.

I bet 5 grand on Inanimate Objects before reading this thread and now I've won.

I'm inanimate

That reminds me of the time on holidays when my sister walked into a glass door. Me and others started laughing ourselves stupid including a three year old toddler who tried to immitate her trying to be funny and fell out an open one. I cried, I laughed so hard.

My body thinks I have smaller feet than I have, 'cus I hit things with them constantly.

I walked into a room before, didn't really hurt though. :confused:

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Originally Posted by Mitch

I'm inanimate

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*walks into Mitch and dies*

*loses five grand more*

My dorm room is an Escher-dreamt labrynth of impossible angles, but I've thus far avoided slamming into a sharp corner. It's all relative, I guess.

Back at home, on the other hand, it's more like Dalí. Okay, that's a lie.

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Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS

I walked into a room before, didn't really hurt though. :confused:

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This is the best post in the thread.

I used to back out of rooms when talking to people and run into walls/doors. I don't anymore :D

sharp, table corners bruise my legs (sometimes the knee). i dare not shave on a bruised leg...

I walk into doors every now and then, depends on how drunk.

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

I walk into doors every now and then, depends on how drunk.

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Oh man, last week i walked into the same door 3 times, in like 20 minutes. Damn Whiskey.

I do that alot, but I remember once at my grandma's house I turned to run outside ran full into a screen door and knocked it out of the frame...

I trip and fall on stuff. :kaocry2: *falls on doggy*

This guy, he walked into my FIST

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Originally Posted by Dreddz

I stub my toes alot .........

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= same...