You rewrite ff7

okay this thread i wanted to start to see how people would rewrite the story [note this is just for fun] keep to the thread and only put what your going to say unless your like blue angel who has more then one person

okay here we go

Light Mage, Dinnova and me have justed left Nibelheim and are now heading to Cosmo Canyon and we get there by riding on my black chocobos and when we get there we sit by the fire......


carry it on

what the hell do you guys have to do with FF7? i understand the locations but not putting FF7 chars in is ridiculous.

He went through the city furiously destroying every thing in his path

wen suddenly they came across a mysterious ninja :D

Then Heidegger kills Cloud and Sephiroth with his bare hands and elopes with me.

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Originally Posted by Cloud#1

He went through the city furiously destroying every thing in his path

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WHO!!??

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Originally Posted by d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x

wen suddenly they came across a mysterious ninja :D

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WHEN!!!????

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Originally Posted by DJZen

Then Heidegger kills Cloud and Sephiroth with his bare hands and elopes with me.

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WHAAA!!!!!!!??????


Are we just RPG ourselves into the FF7 world? If so we should have some sort of RPG master telling us what is happening.

I'll do it! The time is 2 years after Advent Children. Cloud is a pimp who is with both Aeris and Tifa. Everyone hates him now because he has the hottest girls so Heidegger kills him and elopes with DJZen. Now he is the thing onw or something.

So Palmer rule the world with his love for lard.

i don't think this has quite turned out how u wanted it to, huh?

Ooh look - a Mary Sue Materia.

I'll equip it in my Prince Guard staff weapon and cast it...

Woah! I'm now level ∞ and have 255 in every stat! Go me!

*casts his new 'Neo Phoenix ZERO' Limit Break and revives Aeris*

*gets gun and kills Aeris again*

Damn.. my finger slipped.

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Originally Posted by d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x

i don't think this has quite turned out how u wanted it to, huh?

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no it didn't

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Originally Posted by Nigth Strife

I'll do it! The time is 2 years after Advent Children. Cloud is a pimp who is with both Aeris and Tifa. Everyone hates him now because he has the hottest girls so Heidegger kills him and elopes with DJZen. Now he is the thing onw or something.

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okay since this is my thread i'll do it

Me, Light mage, Dinnova and Cloud are chilling in Tifa's bar, when Barrett comes in and tell us we have a job blowing up sector 5, so we all go there but before we can get in to the sector Rufus and his dad is waiting for us and then.....

okay now you can carry it on and keep with the story pleaes

Then I curse loudly and inapropriatly. I then prepaird to give the beat down.

Dudes, have you been snorting powdered n00bsauce?

Then Cid came along, pulled a Pirate, and all was well with the world. And Heidegger climbed to the top of Nibelheim mountain and proclaimed leadership of all.

Then Seporith came up behined hedegger and killed him and then he proclamed leadership over them all

then he had a heart attack

and died.