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I would like to kindly ask that the Staff stop arbitrarily abusing their powers by editting out my sig. My sig breaks no rules, and therefore shouldn't be editted. I'm going about, minding my own businesses, and I have to check every couple of minutes to change back my sig. This drastically reduces my enjoyment time of these forums, so I would appreciate an immediate halt to these activities.
Sincerely,
Mr. McLarentwitz
P.S. - BooB smells.
Yeah, and can you also stop burning down rainforests too please?
Sincerely,
Craig
SAVE THE TREES 2005!
Signature limits
A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or [leeza]any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff[/leeza], and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.
Just having some fun. You asked for it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
...and bringing the whole Staff into it? I think you can see my name on the edits. :)
What I'm going to be a CK omfg!?
Dear Staff,
You are lame. I am rad. Please make sure that, should you hire a replacement Knight for Ms. Yamaneko, they are briefed on the usual conventions regarding paying tribute and sacrificing innocent newbies to me.
Also, bring me more popcorn. Oh, and a foot massage would be great. Thanks slaves!
Sincerely,
Prince Lord Admiral General President Psychotic, CEO.
P.S. Yeah, he really does.
Leeza: what questionable/problematic content? There's been worse posted here. :p
EDIT: and the BooB editted my sig a few times, too. At least once, anyway.
Dear Raisin,
Shut up and kiss me.
Sincerely, Dan.
But why should it need to be worse when it can be better? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
The Pimp is vastly superior to kittens. I think I'll ask Lynx to make an animated .gif of the pimp smiley feasting on little kittens, actually.
...or I can just put you into a No Sig For Me group. :)
Then I would have to protest a little more seriously, since I haven't broken any rules. :p
Signature limits
A maximum width of 550 pixels.
A maximum height of 250 pixels.
These include any text in the signature outside images.
Total file size of all images combined must not exceed 50 KiB (51,200 bytes).
Any signatures not following these or any signatures with questionable or problematic content will be removed/edited by staff, and you may have your signature editing privileges temporarily disabled if this happens several times.
Come on guys, do I really have to point out your duties for you? Also you might want to take a look at his avatar. If his sig is offensive, so is his avatar. Amateurs!
EDIT: Okay maybe I don't. Damned Leeza.
That's enough, Psycho. >=O
It can't hurt to have a "little fun", Mister McLarentwitz. :)
I'll have a little fun with my fist in your face!
It beats where you put it last time.
xD
Oh, and:
DanieLoony: Psy is totally right!
A quote for the ages.
Getting BoB to say good things about me? Oh come on, that's low, even for you. Fight fair or not at all.
Thats friggin pimp man.
Dear Staff,
Love,
Hawkeye
All of these vB changes keep knocking things out, but those Sig Restrictions also had a clause put in at one time where Staff could remove any sig at any time for whatever reason, due to that one time remember when someone put the same image in 20 something times and it was way over the 50 kb limit but each image was not on its own? I'll have to see about having that replaced.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
And yes, you have broken rules and I do I see this one as being problematic because anyone else who replaces their sig with the same sig that I have just editted out for them would normally get a Warning PM from me and then a permanent removal. You are being problematic as well as your sig. :)
What's wrong with his sig?
You wouldn't understand, Yams. :)
Only if the removal wasn't obviously joking. Replacing my sig with kitten pictures doesn't help your argument any. Just having fun, right? :pQuote:
And yes, you have broken rules and I do I see this one as being problematic because anyone else who replaces their sig with the same sig that I have just editted out for them would normally get a Warning PM from me and then a permanent removal. You are being problematic as well as your sig.
I thought we were until you made this thread. :)
I thought this thread proved that I was having fun.
I have failed. :(
:)
Now all we need is a picture of something random, like say, a child falling from a bicycle, accompanied by "FAILED!" in large writing.
Where's Old Manus when you need him?
You're supposed to use happy smilies when you're having fun. Not smoking pimps. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitzI thought this thread proved that I was having fun.
I have failed. :(
Is it really the pitfalls of smoking that's keeping you guys from adding the smiley here or is it that for the past two and a half years (on and off of course) Raist and I have talked about The Pimp and you want to punish us by not adding it? Or is it both?
That is my happy face, though. :)
EDIT: Yams, I know BooB is just bitter about Aiyon. I don't know about Leeza, though.:p
Who has more fun than a pimp Leeza?
Smoking is bad. :mad2:
You won't allow the pimp smiley because smoking is bad? Well then, I guess you'll just have to remove this guy's avatar, won't you?
EDIT: hahaha, I love you, Psycho. <3
Isn't he chewing on some grass? :confused:
is that sean's wife?
Yes, he's chewing grass...or something. I see no cig.
Yes, that is Sean's wife. :)
He obviously has a cigarette in his mouth. And some more tucked into his goggles. :D
EDIT: if that's grass, than the Pimp merely has three white pixels in his mouth which just caught on fire by accident.
Yes, the very piece of grass he uses to light up a stick of dynamite during one of his limit breaks. :rolleyes2
Here is a clearer picture, from this very site:
http://eyesonff.com/ff7/images/cid2.jpg
I like the packet tucked into his goggles, that was a nice touch. Packet of grass, that is. :)
But seriously, the pimp smilie does look pretty good.
I want some of that grass, man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
good work sean!Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
maybe they caught fire on purpose!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
...You. Hell. Now.
oh you HAD to have said the "caught on fire accidentally" part knowing full well an "or on purpose" was coming!
As surprising as it may come to you and those who remind me about that every day, I do occasionally forget.
well it was pretty funny regardless. three white pixels!
There's more than one way to get high, baby...Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
God you stoners. Back on topic!
YVAN EHT NIOJQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
No I like the airforce :(
Does not matter what Cid is smoking or chewing or whatever he has near his mouth...the pimp smilie will not be in the smilie database. Chew on that. :)
No worries, it doesn't need to be in the database for me to plaster it all over EoFF. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
You maybe. But it would be too much hassle for the regular poster to go through. :)
I'll post enough pimps for 100 regular members.
Was that my third post, Mr. Murder?
To contribute to the topic at hand, Raistlin sucks.
If I remember, the first thing I did as admin was remove the non-pimp smoking smilie. So thar. And the pimp has an added sadness of taking advantage of sexually abused young women. I know it's one of your hobbies, Raistlin, but the day EoFF starts condoning the abuse and exploitation of traumatized young meth addicts is the day someone gets knifed. Or something.
Pfft, that's an awful picture of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by eestlinc
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...34811657_l.jpg
That is Mrs. Robinson. I'd do 'er.
Whoa, there we go
:up:
...and at a time like this, I'm unable to locate a signature image featuring Tycho flipping off a box of kittens. Suicide time for me again.
BLEYS! *chains Bleys to forums*
:love: :love: :love: :love:
Anyway, Cid Highwind smokes, and abuses his servant lady person. And the pimp only has willing girls.
THAT would be the main reason I'm only staying half a day >>Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
I know you missed me, Plushiebunny. Your grumpy face can't fool me! :love:
*backs out slowly*
I'll see what I can do http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/user/...vatar92_13.gif
Citizen Wayne is the best name ever btw
I like the pack for the clip xD
Cigarettes don't kill people. Cats kill people.
There we go, that's a better sig for Raist :kaoplain:
Haha, I finally got to the staff enough to be put in no sig. But for what reason? I've done nothing wrong.
That's what I said!
Several times. :love:
I think I'll get my revenge by including a 150x150 pimp in every one of my posts.
http://image.findandcompare.com/us/p...ll-timbale.jpg
Now this thread has everything.
Azar! Join the fun: put the pimp in your sig!
raist, you are so going to get drunk tanked over this.
or we'll add you to a new group called "no bb or html tags for me"
Just because we share the same first name doesn't mean I have to succumb to your evil demands. >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
Poor azzie:( They messed your name up: Now you're just ZAR.
man, someone can't spell razzmatazz!
I haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way! And it would all cease if the pimp was added.Quote:
Originally Posted by clint eestwood
I'm just saying Leeza or someone is going to snap and castrate you or something.
Yeah, Leeza does seem rather unstable. The risks I take for the sake of glory!
Forgive me, but I'm confused. If you haven't been doing anything wrong or against the rules in any way, then what is it that you will cease to do if the pimp is added? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rudy Toppeldauer McLarentwitz
I will cease using the pimp smilie so gratuitously, which isn't against the rules. :p
I could be plastering the :p smilie all over the place too, but that's not against the rules. Leeza uses the cat smilie all the time, but it's not against the rules. :D
How about "no EoFF for me"? I think that'd suit him nicely.Quote:
Originally Posted by clint eestwood
In your dreams, shluppy-cakes.
Gee, is it that obvious? BAN RAISTIN.
Filtering my smilies, Kishi? Hah, I can always get a new host!
EDIT: Oh, I know you dream about me all the time, Shluppy-pie; no need to admit it.
Well it's not like I can hack at your body with an axe in person. Gotta let it out somewhere.
Sounds kinky.Quote:
Originally Posted by CupShack
