What can you find in your pants that is of interest to us here at EoFF?
British people: trousers, not undies.
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What can you find in your pants that is of interest to us here at EoFF?
British people: trousers, not undies.
My wallet but you aren't getting that.
hot babes, guitars, vikings, race cars, etc etc
I can usually whip out my humongous long and hard pocket piano
Lint! Papers! Panties!...oops.
Wallet and keys.
My wallet...
Right now, I only have a dollar in my pants. I don't normally keep things in my pockets.
Keys, cellphone, wallet, and maybe a pen or condom.
Well,nothing really cuz i dont got pockets :D
Hmm...let's see...wallet, keys, pictures...meh, can't remember if there is anything else I put in my pant pockets.
My hard, sexy... PSP...
I've got thermal underpants on!!!!!!!!!!1
A grenade launcher.....Anyone whos seen the 'I am Resident Evil' flash animation will know what im on about. ;)
Thierry is in my pants.
Well, I have a picture of him in my wallet, so it's technically true, isn't it?
My GBA SP, of course. About to beat Zelda: Alttp! n_n
Something that's not suppose to be there. ;-;
Just kidding.
I have my pocket sized New Testament with me almost all the time. ^^
A command battle coin from the CG 55 USS LEYTE GULF 'Arrayed for Battle.' Hoorah!
Bombs, boomerang, hookshot, a massive hammer, a six-foot sword, bombchus, an ocarina, a pair of steel-toed boots, a pair of cool floaty boots, a blue and a red tunic, a bow, a quiver of arrows, a slingshot, a bunch of sling stones, and magnifying glass, a wood shield, a steel shield, and a mask. All in my pants.
Nothing.
Me ;)
keys...
I always have my wallet and phone in my pockets. I always buy the same type of Jeans from Old Navy cause they have a little pocket on the side for paintbrushes (hence, painter's jeans) which is perfect for my phone. My wallet gets the back pocket.
I've got loose change in almost all my trousers, some sweet wrappers, bits of leaf and twig (Don't ask) a bottle top (Again, don't ask) and I usually put my phone and wallet in my pockets too.
Lint.
Trebor Extra-Strong
All sorts of illigal things!
Sex organs.
My pen. I've learned my lesson from putting my mobile phone, Nintendo DS or GP32 in my jean pockets. *smash*
my mobile phone, my MPs player, 20c, a bus ticket and an old tissue.
nothing as.....i'm not wearing trousers!! :O its the morning :P so still almost nakie :P
i'm so surprised that noones said BoBs wood :P
The meaning of life (Wouldnt be suprised actually)
My keys. And a PAN card - and some Rations, and the Cigs I regurgitated from their hiding place in my stomach.
Lemme see..... Door key, locker key, wallet, paracetamol, chapstick, college id card (bent..oops) broken earphones, sweet wrapper, melted bag of chocolate buttons and a hairband....(but i have short hair, where did that come from...?)
Bob has wood?Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
:confused:
Yeah, the lesson being "Never buy a GP32".Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartan III
Wallet & MP3 Player. I hate mobile phones.
My hand.
At least I hope its my hand.
My underwear I hope... I can't really remember getting dressed this morning...
and some wrappers from some gum I took from someone this morning but I can't remember who it was...
O' lets go and look!
Ah, that is good to get all that out of my pockets.
- Wallet
- MP3 player
- My special bus card
- Smash
- A condom
- A refresher bar
- Brave New World (in my back pocket)
- Batteries
- My uni timetable
I don't have any pockets on my pants. And even when I do I don't put anything in them. I keep my items I carry with me in a bag not a handbag tho because they are a pain to carry. It has to be a small backpack which looks nice.
It's a surprise. No, not THAT kind of surprise, uh! I am even too womanly, especially when, like now, I'm bleeding and full of bellyache. ç__ç
At the minute, money, receipts and a tissue :p
EDIT:
You freakin' wish, Yngve ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares
why would you keep a condom in your pocket? the heat from your leg can break down the latex and things in your pocket can crush it or release the air inside;]
No I don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
You forgot to add the plan to not let me meet Starlight...Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
I just took out my wallet and some coins which I just added to my coin jar for future stuff...
Just a guitar pick. I was wearing shorts most of the day today because all my pants were being washed. I didn't bother transferring my wallet, keys, or pencil because I'm just going to put them back in my pants.
Bert go on AIM:{
*insertlamehilarious innuendo joke here*
My love for you!
Actually I only ever keep keys in my pockets. And not always even that. As they like to poke my legs. Most of my neat stuff stays in my coat or bookbags or something.
[leeza]*snip*
No. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
also, lint and papers.
?Quote:
Originally Posted by VampireCrono
I wish I had something. :(
6 and a half atoms.
This is just waaaaay too easy.
hmm lemme see k alright lets go for it
-front and back door key
-school locker key
-another key wich i dont know what it is for
- car keys ( im 16 for crying out loud)
- bycicle keys
thats it for my first attempt
*insert tailz seerching for more stuff in his pants here*
- a wallet
crowd on eoff: nothing more
tailz: no get over it
now lets check my right pocket
-mp3player
- 5 batteries ( i dont want to here anything about what i just thought while typing this)
how about right pocket half way on your leg tailz ??
tailz: oops almost forget wel lets check
- phone
- zippo
- well whadaya know even more batteries
thats all folks
Remind me of Doraemon's pocket....Quote:
Originally Posted by Behold the Void
I usually only have my car keys in my pocket, but since I didn't drive myself to work today, I don't have them right now.
I'm at work, so I have the keys to the cash register in my pocket right now. ;)
Really, I wouldn't think of doing anything illegal! Shame!
I usually wear skirts, but when I wear pants I never keep anything in my pockets. Except money when I'm on the golf course and I need to buy something from the drink cart. :cat:
...oh, and maybe some tees.
a detonator for a bomb.
Wallet, cell phone, keys, other junk. Like the junk. Get it? Nope? Okay.
Blue silk boxershorts (mine) with little cartoon sperms.
You know it :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Little Miss Awesome
One Oyster card with a 7 day Zone 1-2 pass and 3.60.
Keys, phone, wallet, tissue.
Sorry I just cannot resist...
Your mom.
*checks pocket*
Hey look, a Paul Holmes CD!:eek:
rihgt now lint, but otherwise usualy only my wallet, maybe a pencil if i have an exam to write.
I could tell you... but then I would have to kill you...
right lets see eh...pen,wallet,keys.inhaler,lump of metal,paper,more paper,money and a lolly pop
whatever i can steal from you.
A semi automatic.
My wallet, my keys, 2 packs of gum, and my swiss army knife.
Unfortunately, lint.
You already know.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDQuote:
Originally Posted by Slade
left pocket: a good ole wallet with chain locked on my belt handle (or something like that)
right pocket: few coins
Usually change or a highlighter and a Sharpie marker for work.
My hackysack, carmex, wallet, and a black pen.
these are all suss, snipp em all!!!! -_-"
Oh, i've got lots of stuff in my pants. They're all secrets.
Whoo... Whats in there today!!?? hmm...
Pen, Mp3 Player, Pen drive, bent college ID card again, condom, broken earphones (yet another pair) couple of studs, and a receipt for sun-in.
>>> Dirt.
What I don't get is why guys just carry around condoms if they don't even have girlfriends... does it make them feel like men?
You! :O
My beloved PSP, and my GBA SP in the other.
THe PSP is being used as an MP3 Player....and the Drakengard OST is playing...I wouldnt have anything else in there right now
XD! So you finally downloaded it, after your countless hours of ranting in #EoFF?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andreil Reborn
Because you never know when!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spartan III
P.S Oh wait that was a lynx advert.
i think my ding a ling is in my pants.
by whcih i mean my bell
2 dollars, eyeliner and my student ID.
Me,myself,I,& my.......lace undies! :-X