What if Jesus was black?
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I hate you for making me click that link, Mullet. :mad2:
Thank you. :)
If Jesus was black he would make his own line of GTA-esque games to promote his gangsta image and the bible would be written in Radio1Xtra language
o rly?
Fo ShoQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
http://students.washington.edu/rhsaw...res/sonia2.jpg
Imagine if white people weren't actually white.
But yeah, is there a point to this?
Yeah, what if Jesus was black?
I just added a link to further the discussion.
He'd still be dead.
...Jesus wasn't black?
Jesus was dark-skinned.
Please... If he was black, do you think they'd go through the trouble to crucify him? He'd have been killed in a drive-by stoning, for sure.
I believe you mean "fo' sho'."
Meh.. I'm too white to pull off "fo' sho'."
xD Well, Jesus was already dark-skinned.
Whaddaya mean "What if?" Didn't you watch Dogma?!
I'm thinkin' a black Jesus would have passed out fried chicken and biscuits during the Sermon at the Mount.
Ah, but Arabic =/= black.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Fo' sho'.
Try to get a black man to say Jesus wasn't black... then do the same for a white man :)
Bipper
If Jesus was black, then Santa must be black too, just because!Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Your logic is infallible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Well, that was pretty interesting.
But uh, like Shlup said. But if in some alternate dimension he was, then it still wouldn't make much of a difference. Eh, whatever.
I want to die now.
Why? Do you fear the black Jesus? Are you a racist, sir? :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiko
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Man I hope she still goes to UW if I go there next year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
More scared of Lindy frankly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
http://www.bluemooninternational.com...ck%20Santa.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
Jesus was Jewish lol.
hahahahahahahaha
I will never doubt again. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Santa is an Asian businessman.
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thum...sman_santa.jpg
Of course!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiko
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg....re_1870_263188
He must be a Candian Asian, seeing as from Peegee's testimony they are all very fat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiko
wtf, why isn't that too Rock 'n' Roll Nigger by Patti Smith. That guy cannot make a ytmnd for [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img].
He could be a fat chinese businessman.
Mwahahaha... That's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Everyone knows that Jesus was a blond-haired blue-eyed northern European.
Oh southern America, you so crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Unne
If he were black, we would have remade him in our own image.
We're good at that.
Is that an anti semitic joke?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Unne
no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kamiko
Please?
Santa was also a tad scary. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
[qq=Kamiko]Is that an anti semitic joke?[/qq]
No, many people picture a blue-eyed European when they think of Jesus, which would have made him a freak given the time and place in which he supposedly lived. No one there/then looked like that.
Really?
I always thought God was a broom because the sunday school teacher told me he had whatever form he wanted.
So now I think God is a broom which probably accounts for my lack of tidiness.
God can turn into a bush lolz!
When I was at school they said I could never play Mary because I wasn't blonde! I argued the point that Mary wouldn't have actually been blonde not because I wanted to be Mary being an angel was better. But because they were being factually incorrect and discriminative. Every year we had to have a blonde Mary.
Do you live in Los Angeles or something?
Maybe Mary is a broom too!?!?!
Let's see. Jesus was beatened, stoned, and crucified. Of course he's black, that would have never happened to a white guy.
Or Mexican. Maybe Jesus was a Mexican.
No. I live in Britain.
http://www.goegames.com/img-bin/blacksanta.gif
Santa is black and white. This diagram should explain the situation a little better.
I know, I know, this shoulda been posted in the art forum .. /shrug
Bipper
Jesus couldn't be mexican. There was no mexico. Plus, if he was mexican, do you think he would have SHARED his water-made-wine? Also proves he wasn't Irish- would have shared the wine, but would have used that trick WAAAAY too often.
But, on a more serious note, it does state in the bible that Jesus was unremarkable in appearance, except for his eyes which revealed his intelligence and wisdom. Given that he lived in the middle east- he'd have to look middle-eastern.
Which proves that Jesus was an Arabic Jew. And who says God doesn't have a sence of humor?
more people would be wearing dreads....
This thread is crap.
