On your knees, scumbag!

And prepare to pay tribute to Leeza, 'cause it's her birthday today. I think. I don't know but I'm gonna do this anyway. I'm not sure if anyone made her a birthday thread yet so I gon' do it, but she'll probably close it because SHE ALWAYS CLOSES MY THREADS :mad2:

But not really, Leeza is great, so Happy Birthday, Leeza, have a good one. =D

:happybday :cat: :jokey: :love: *insert more smilies*

Happy Birthday!

Oh yay! :D Happy birthday Leeza! :love:

Happy Birthday.

Happy Bithday....

as usual, it is my custom is to offer some :tonberry:

Time for birthday sex Leeza

you promised

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Time for birthday sex Leeza

you promised

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Get in line, your ticket says you're seventh in the waiting list.

Happy Birthday Leeza!

Now, for a view inside Leeza's house:
:cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:

Happy Birthday Leeza!

Happy Birthday! :)

Happy Birthday! :D

*sings* leeza it's your birthday, happy birthday leeza

happy birthday, may we sacrafice goats?

Stay Essential
EE

:cat: :cat: :meditate: :cat: :cat:

For your birthday I present Super Happy Dancing Kitty Group.

Happy B-Day Lezza! Here's 1500 Giga Points. Buy something pretty.

if i liked her, I would say happy birthday.


(SPOILER) HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday Leeza! n_n

(SPOILER)Don't abuse the pyramids!

Happy birthday Leeza, you don't look a day over twenty. Million, that is - the dinosaur look is very attractive. :p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEEZA :love:

:save:http://www.pusscats.com/Kitten_Pictu..._Of_Kitten.jpg:save:
:happybday:

happy birthday leeza i dedicate my almost goal this morning to you k?

Happiest Birthday Wishes!! :happybday :catsmile: :cat: :happybday

If only I had the link to the site with cats in jars, I would post some pics.

Happy Birthday, Leeza!

For your present, I'm going to give something to your cats:

:pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

Happy Birthday Leeza, I hope you get lots of kitty presents.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS.LEEZA.

my present to you is the ability to make every cat you meet fall in love with you.:love:

Happy brithday.

*posts cat porn*





*actually doesn't*

Pretend it's there ok? :cool:

http://www.expectnomore.net/images/helmet.jpg
Happy birthday, Leeza :)

Happy Birthday :)

Thank you, Kyono. And I actually did come in here expecting to close something with a title like that. :)

Thank you everyone for all of the cats (Except Raistlin, of course. Those poor kitties must be choking on all of that smoke.), Tonberrys, songs (No, you may not sacrifice a goat...unless it's Bleys.), wishes and points. :)

*eats Psy and Old Manus for breakfast*
Dinosaurs need to eat a lot of small fry in order to stay big and strong. :)

My gift to you is that I didn’t post a picture of kitty roadkill in this thread.

Happy Birthday

No hugs, this time, it's too early, but happy birthday all the same! Have an awesome day.

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Originally Posted by Leeza

*eats Psy and Old Manus for breakfast*

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*makes innuendo joke about eating Leeza*

*piano accompaniment*
Leeza it's your birthday!
Happy birthday, Leeza!



Happy birthday leeza:)

:happybday :happybday :happybday http://www.freewebs.com/valhallamass...%20smaller.jpg
Here ya go!

In my mind Leeza is a woman in her mid-fifties and I regularly romance her and then she bakes me a cake.

Maybe we should have a virgin sacrifice. :D
Happy birthday Leeza!
I love you even though you closed my birthday threads [sigh]

Happy Birthday. :)

Can't forget the cat: :cat:

Happy Birthday Leeza, hope you're having a good day. :D :D :D

Smile and Be happy :love:

I thought this would be about oral sex.




not too far off :)


oh happy birthday by the way *birthday image*

*contemplates on banning Old Manus*

Oh, you'll have to wait a few years for that, Kishi. I first have to learn how to bake a cake. :cat:

Thanks again, guys. So far my day is great. :)

Happy birthday Leeza. You minx.:catsmile:

Happy Birthday Leeza. Hope your day continues to go well. :)

:cat:

hawt

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...99&q=Funny+Cat

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...32&q=Funny+Cat

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...35&q=Funny+Cat

Three cat video's I found on google. I hope you like them. n_n

Happy Birthday, Leeza!

Happy birthday Leeza!

Happy Birthday Leeza. :)

Happy birthday!:)

:cat:

Happy birthday Leeza! :D

Hot diggity. Happy birthday, Leeza. :D You're one year closer to being that weird old lady who smells funny and lives in the big house on the corner, and keeps fifty cats.

-_-

It's Lisa's birthday??

-_-

Lisa, forgive me for forgetting...

But to pay it off, I'll sing Heart Shaped Box for you. Sound fair??

Thank you, Anaisa, Rase, Kyuzo, Kentarou (Yes, I like them. :)), Killy, Azar, Big D, Faris, Doofhull (my house isn't quite on the corner) and crash. Yes, crash it does sound fair. :)

Happy Leeza day! Yay! <3

http://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff99.gifHAPPY BIRTHDAY!http://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff99.gif

http://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff101.gifhttp://home.att.net/~mimisk8/bday.gifhttp://home.att.net/~mimisk8/puff109.gif

Here. I finally got here... I ran all the way from Idaho, or somewhere.
A happy birthday to ye Leeza, hope it was... as previously said.

My little present: ;)

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...s/Birthday.jpg

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Originally Posted by Leeza

Yes, crash it does sound fair. :)

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She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back


Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
Broken hymen of your highness I'm left back
Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back


Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for weeks
I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back (Alt: ... when you turn black)


Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Hey!! Wait!!
I've got a new complaint
Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Your advice

Your advice
Your advice
Your advice

I could never fully understand the words. That helped me out a bunch. 'Advice', I get it. :) Thanks for that one.

Don't threaten me, I didn't write the song...

Erm... yeah.
In case you didn't know, it was actually written by a group of Antartican nomad travellers, who were upset at being led in the wrong direction by their leader. Because of his supposed stupidity, they had to travel through dangerous areas. many of the group were lost to unseen tar pits and holes, dug in the shape of heart by a type of bear common in the area, who, when lying down, was heart-shaped. This 'heart-shaped box' was a bear's burrow, for when taking naps.

really? No, that didn't even begin to make sense.

So Nirvana stole the song??

Er... yeah. From Antartican nomads. The dastards!

Ok?? So we don't stray off topic I'll act like I understand all when I only understood half. No offense...

Happy birthday Leeza! :D

RPJesus, thank you for the pic. I :heart: it! :)

Thank you for the song, crash. :love:
I had no idea what it was about before. Is that story true RPJ?

Thank you, OdaiseGaelach. :)

So Leeza, is my singing bad or what?? ;D

It's just terrible, crash. ;)

You too hun's... ;P

Happy birthday Random Internet Person I don't know.

Thank you, Mr/Ms Sabotender. :cat:

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Originally Posted by Leeza

RPJesus, thank you for the pic. I :heart: it! :)

Thank you for the song, crash. :love:
I had no idea what it was about before. Is that story true RPJ?

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:p Your welcomalities, darling.

And yes, the story's true. You see, the group's leader got them lost because he couldn't see for the hat that covered his eyes. It was made from an entire polar bear. Luckily, the Mighty Thor planted a herd of willow trees, so that the group could use the long, stringy branches to beat the leader to death. Unfortunately, Thor had to leave to battle the Hulk, so he couldn't help themn find food. They survived for the next week on the old leaders carcass, hence 'Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet'. They were also cannibals, who killed with equipment grown in an orchid, because they were not very forgiving of their polar-hatted leader.

Right. That's what happened. Because there's no possible logic that could prove the story wrong. :sweatdrop

There really should be an organization dedicated to reminding people that there are no bears in Antarctica.

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Originally Posted by Leeza

Mr/Ms Sabotender.

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I will just leave you guessing, it adds to the mysteriousness.

P.S. Lol at Fat Elephant.

Oh yeah, I read that. Whatever it is Leeza, it's brilliant. :p

Happy B-Day Leeza!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

There really should be an organization dedicated to reminding people that there are no bears in Antarctica.

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:)

From Wikipedia:

The song's actual meaning is unclear. Kurt Cobain, Nirvana's frontman and the song's author, claimed it was inspired by a television report of children suffering from cancer. However, many believe it was really written about his shaky but passionate relationship with his wife, Courtney Love. The lyrics do tend towards this latter interpretation, since they seem to concern themselves with an unstable romance between two individuals. It's worth noting that the lyrics mention Pisces and Cancer, Cobain's and Love's respective astrological signs. Love, after her second meeting with Cobain, sent a small heart-shaped box, containing, among other things, a doll's head, to his hotel room. This is believed to have inspired the song's title.

Thank you, Summoner. :)

Yes, Fat Elephant is brilliant. :) It's too bad that there are no more episodes.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Leeza

:)

From Wikipedia:

The song's actual meaning is unclear. Kurt Cobain, Nirvana's frontman and the song's author, claimed it was inspired by a television report of children suffering from cancer. However, many believe it was really written about his shaky but passionate relationship with his wife, Courtney Love. The lyrics do tend towards this latter interpretation, since they seem to concern themselves with an unstable romance between two individuals. It's worth noting that the lyrics mention Pisces and Cancer, Cobain's and Love's respective astrological signs. Love, after her second meeting with Cobain, sent a small heart-shaped box, containing, among other things, a doll's head, to his hotel room. This is believed to have inspired the song's title.

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I thought it was something like that.

Shame for Fat Elephant. Someone should get that guy and bug (or beat, whatever's you style) him until he starts drawing some shaky, 'like-I've-either-been-beaten-or-severly-annoyed-into-doing-this' elephants. Yep, that's the plan, ladies!

Happy birthday, Leeza! I hope it is fun and kitty-full. I like kitties. The neighbour's cat came by earlier and I fed it bread! ...Why does that cat like bread? I fed it Quorn ham once and it ate that too. What a strange cat. I think once it ate pastry too. And possibly some cake. And once I'm positive it ate some polystyrene that was on the floor! I like kitties. I wish I could have a kitty but it would be the death of me! I'll just feed that cat instead. :D Okay, I'm getting off topic now! Happy biiiirthday!

Happy catday, Leeza!

[unoriginal greeting]Happy Birthday[/unoriginal greeting]

Yes, Jesus. Someone should do just that. :)

Thank you, Cheese, Jess and Fish. It was a good day. :)