I recently had the unpleasantness of wearing a thong (it's a long story) so i must ask why do girls wear them, it was incredibly uncomfortable both front and back. so i must ask why do girls wear them? :choc:
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I recently had the unpleasantness of wearing a thong (it's a long story) so i must ask why do girls wear them, it was incredibly uncomfortable both front and back. so i must ask why do girls wear them? :choc:
Easy. I don't. Simple as.
They look evil.
Why wouldn't you wear a thong?
They aren't as uncomfortable as they look. They can take some getting used to, though. I wear dress pants alot and I can say this; no lines... :)
To avoid panty lines.
What's wrong with panty lines? Masakazu Katsura built his entire career on the allure of panty lines.
So they can bend down infront of you in class and you can just pleasantly look or stare even.
To make their rears look more appealing.
Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
Yeah, too make behinds look more attractive. Well, for most people. I could never wear a thong, I'd look like a polar bear/other large animal trying to wear a thong if I did.
Girls were never thongs.
Most people look terrible in thongs tho, because the thong goes too high up, and it makes them look like they've got a square ass.
'Cause they're incredibly stupid and self-absorbed?
I hate fat girls who wear them. They nedd to wear pants to hold in all the fat, but no! They'd rather show it off?
I hate it when they're sitting about or bending and all you see is this bloody stupid looking thong up their ass. There's no good reason, I say, they just want to show off with someone people aren't meant to see.
Unless... that's wrong, I don't know.
But girls like to hide panty lines just as much as they like to hide bra straps. I mean, it's no secret we wear bras and panties, and yet a lot of girls go to great lengths to hide this fact. It's kinda odd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
I only wore thongs for dance competitions and the reason for that was to provide a seamless look that panty lines would have disrupted.
Your mother in a thong.
Yeah, that's always annoying to see. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by RPJesus
I wear thongs. http://tsa.imageg.net/graphics/produ...1685342reg.jpg
If this is about the underwear, probably for sex appeal.
Well I think they're great.
why do men wear shirts ?
Stop asking silly questions Squinn
...geez
I wear a shirt because my third nipple is allergic to sunlight.
I'm sorry PiP but those are even worse!Quote:
Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares
Everyone knows women wear thongs because they know they're nothing more than sex objects for men to ogle at.
This but i would never wear oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
To get yeast infections. Duh.
Your just bitter Yam, because you wish you were a sex object.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Maybe they just want to
Yams is a sex object. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
Those are glorious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert
Heh. Panty lines were voted the #1 fashion don't on E! Funny.
I only wear thongs or boyshorts/hiphuggers. Thongs are comfortable. I have no idea why people think they aren't... actually, they probably buy "granny thongs" with big backstraps and side straps... who wouldn't be uncomfy in those? Thongs like this are horrible. Fat straps = chronic wedgie. Thongs like this are sexy, do not show panty lines, and are so low-rise they can be worn with almost anything.
As for the women who do not look good in thongs... er... that probably applies to anyone who is overweight or has an oddly-shaped ass. Thongs probably get lost in the globules and folds of cellulite... er... um...
How much did Yams pay you to say that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Yooneice said pretty much everything I was going to say.
I wore a thong once. If I remember, it wasn't too uncomfortable. Well, no actually. The front was rather uncomfortable. I probably just need a thong with...uhhh...no, nevermind.
To cover up their baby dispencer.
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Originally Posted by ScottNUMBERS
xD
I actually don't, if I can avoid it. Yeah, they're uncomfortable for me too. Sometimes I even have the unpleasant (and embarrassing too!) sensation of not being wearing panties at all.
Because those were the only monkey underpants I could find.
Yeah once.
Ugh what a horrible feeling.
BECAUSE IT MAKES ME LOOK PRETTY, OKAY!
Oh wait sorry, it said girls. On a more serious note,I am never, ever, going to stop making fun of you. Not that I was planning on doing so before this revelation anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doomie
I've never worn a thong I dunno just never really flet hte need to get one.
If you have to ask, you'll never know. :D Actually, they are fairly comfortable. I'm wearing one now. ;)Quote:
Why do girls were thongs?
(I know, I know, TMI)
Someone had to say it...Quote:
To cover up their baby dispencer.
Normal everyday panties beat a thong like a royal flush in my books.
Because it's sexy and feels comfortable on them. I'm a guy, but I wear girls' thongs, panties, etc. for the same reason. I usually wear them with tight jeans or khakis and stilletto heels. I don't do drag, though.
Being naked is sexier than wearing thongs.
They wear them so they can tease guys and complain when a guy looks.
I don't even own a thong.
You're one of the good ones.
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Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
yup. these two make a lot of sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
You just want to see my panty lines. Sir, I say no!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Well you win some, you lose most.
I think thongs are comfortable. And BJ thinks they're hot. It's win-win!
Why do people wear underwear at all? They're not necessary. I just wear whatever's comfortable. Usually a thong or lace shorts-cut briefs. And then I shake my tush. Yay!
Right now I'm wearing a Jack Skellington thong. xD
Ugh.
Ugh.
Douglas is gonna have a field day with that piece of news.
DeBraga equipment on stand by. *shudders*Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Mordor
So they can become immune to wedgies!
Kishi has no appreciation for a cute ass.
I'd go with the "white panties of innocence" look but on my fatass they just look like granny panties. I do love my strawberry panties though.
xDDD DeBraga time. Well CRASH!! XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Shlup had it right. If you're worried about panty lines, why wear panties at all? Going commando has to be better feeling than having a strap stuck up your ass crack.
As for thongs. Well they're the worst enemy of a panty theif. They make your collection look small :(
I wear the lace panties if I don't want panty lines. Going commando isn't very comfortable, actually, 'cause panties serve to protect the lady bits from chaffing on your blue jeans. ^_^
This is pretty much the thoughts of most females I know. My wife rarely buys anything but thongs. I myself just don't bother with underwear all together. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Yooniece
Well, now I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Hell yeah I am!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Mordor
Pass on my shoulderQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
bladepanties please...
*DeBraga's Rye, Psy, & Resha...*Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
What about people who bend over or sit down etc and you see their thong. No thong, when they bend over sit down or whatever your going to see their bare ass. I want to see that less than I do their thongs. I was out shopping a few months ago, and there was this girl sitting on a bench in a crowded city centre, with her ass cheeks on full display. clearly wearing no underwear, it was repulsive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
Or they could start selling shirts that were longer than two inches above the pant line.
No, its not the tops that need to be made longer. Or even the waistbands that need to be made higher. Its the back of the knickers which need to be made lower.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Thongs are basically just anal floss. It's a girl's way of keeping her poopy parts clean.
That is a truly sick theory, of which you should be very ashamed of yourself for coming up with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
So let me get this straight, you *want* to see all that flesh? K.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
I would rather just wear a longer shirt, y'know.
No, I don't want to see random strangers butt cracks. But I like my tops short and my waistband low. I don't however like having my underwear on display. So if the knickers are made lower so that you can't see them over the waistband then that would be nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I wholeheartedly agree. It seems that I am the only one who finds panties to be ten times hotter than thongs. Glad to see that there are people around here with like personalities.Quote:
Originally Posted by Necronopticous
I have two thongs! I like them! They don't rub against the thighs like briefs do.
I'm the same also. Thongs and "G-Strings" really don't do anything for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
None of which do anything for me. I just like a nice, smooth, bare ass. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
EDIT: I should note that g-strings and thongs give me easy access to grab said ass, before clothes are actually removed. Which is a plus. ;)
I think I agree with Shlup.
And I'll say no more.
I prefer low bikini cut, hipsters or boyshorts. Basically panties with a butt in them. Thongs aren't uncomfortable, but my butt gets cold. ;_;
Boycut panties are the most comfortable I think, and plus they always come in really cute styles. Mine has pie recipes on 'em.
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Originally Posted by Yooniece
Agreed.
I don't see how those can work together. Either you see people's backsides, or they have a shirt that goes down to the waist, or a waist that goes up to the shirt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
I am just totally confused, but that's alright.
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Originally Posted by Anaisa
There's nothing sick about it.
I have some with cherries on them. Our panties should obviously meet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
(I had to xD)
EDIT: Also, Marick's theory owns. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
Our panties can be best friends 4eva!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
I just have to say that I read that as I was listening to the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack. Shlup wins teh internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlupquack
why girls wear thongs?
so that pervs like you and me can masturbate like a man about to be exucted
A thong isn't really enough to send me into a masturbation fit. Unless it's on the wife. Then I can rip it off and do something about it. :D
I have some that have Spiderman. We should have a panty party! xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Here's another question: Why do newbies get banned?Quote:
Originally Posted by ffxfreak93
Crap. An essay question. Why can I never get multiple choice?!Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
Are you familiar with... QFT?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
:eek: how intriguing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Stay Essential.
EE
A thong big enough to have cartoon characters on it?
Doesn't create a happy mental picture.
I own a thong.
who doesn't?
Stay Essential
EE
I don't, but I once personalized one and mailed it to Colorado.
Perhaps, but have you ever made one of the pies from the recipe on Miriel's underware?Quote:
Originally Posted by Del
I'm confused about Anaisa's posts as well. Complaining about seeing people's skin when they sit down, yet wanting her panties to be invisible when she sits down, so you're going to see skin, and anybody looking is going to think you're not wearing any. So other people out there who, like you, don't like to see other people's skin, are going to gross out over you. Sounds pretty hypocritical
Not peoples skin, peoples butt skin. If your pants fit you properly when you sit down your not going to see any butt. But you can however see the knickers sticking out of the top because the waistband on the knickers is too high. If you lower the waistband on the knickers so that you can't see them sticking out the top of your pants, and wear pants that fit properly so your not exposing your ass then there is no indecent flesh exposure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
Squinn? A... thong? Blahahahhahahahahhahahahah! Okay, sorry, I'll stop laughing now. Wait... I feel something - a little tickling sensation in my throat. Ahahahhahahahahahah! Squinn, what were you thinking!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squinn
Okay, that's my laughter over... for now. :D
its hard not to laugh at that post :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Autumn Rain
I would like to inquire as to where you got these so I can get Kyono a pair.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
I demand pie.
:laugh:
As a dude, I wear boxers or boxer-briefs to ensure that my dudesmell doesn't get on my pants, thus enabling me to wear the same pair of pants for weeks on end without having them smell.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
As a dude... I've never had this problem. Then again, I've never worn the same pair of pants for more than a couple of days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
I just threw up. And now I just swallowed my vomit again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
that's kinda unhygenic... even if it doesn't smellQuote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
That's what I was thinking. I go a couple days.. But weeks? Ew..Quote:
Originally Posted by Mitch
I got mine at American Eagle's clearance sale last year, so they're probably not in stock anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Malevolence
It's a carry-over from old English mannerisms. In the land of our wretched great great great great great great forefathers, it was considered impolite for a woman to dress in anything lighter than 4 layers. :D The mere disclosure of an ankle was seen as a sexual gesture and when it happened in public, the woman would be reprimanded. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
In the here and now, visible underwear is considered the sign of an ignorant and slovenly person. Many teenage boys ignore this opinion, wearing baggy pants that fall beneath the rim of their briefs or boxers . . . or even lower. I found myself suffering whiplash as I averted my eyes from a girl wearing a thong when she leaned over to get something from her backpack. I wasn't aware then quite why I was so upset by it. I'm the type who likes to study up on social mannerisms and the like, so it's fairly easy for me to figure out the source of pretty much anyone's problems. I am such a conceited and incessant know-it-all. I love being a genius. :D :D :D
Thats not entirely true, think of the corset.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
I find thongs and revealing shirts incredibly irritating. They don't leave much to the imagination.
If your imagination is vast, as it should be, there is always enough left for the imagination.Quote:
Originally Posted by bbomber72000
CURSES. I will find a pair. They must be Kyono's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
I just tried one on just to see what it feels like again. Pretty awesome. :cool:
i wish this one chick would wear a thong
Is "Hurtz me more" a reference to your thong wearing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Mordor
>>> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/rodv/p3.gif > Thongs..
What about it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaisa
The corset shows off a high level of cleavage and this was not considered to be at all indecent, quite the opposite. My point being that going some way back the english weren't entirely prudish as suggested.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
because they're sexy
I'm not quite sure. It always looks jolly uncomfy to me. I don't know the difference between a thong and what they call a G-string, wtf?
omg, that's so.very.hot :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Malevolence
This thread has given me far more information than I would ever want or expect from Eyes on Final Fantasy.
Thongs = unsexy, most of the time. They are only sexy on an already sexy girl. However, they don't really make said sexy girl more sexy, it's just that the girl's pre-existing sexiness cancels out the unsexiness of the thong. Or something. So really, it's best to just stay away from them unless you are wearing pants that would show a pantyline or if you really find them that comfortable, which I can't really imagine but I've never tried one on so I wouldn't know from first-hand experiance.
I think it would be useful thing to have if she like, got brocolli stuck between her teeth or something (impo)
Because "fashion" television, Hollywood, magazines, and society in general tell them to.
Everywhere they look, they are being told "wear this or that" and a good portion of girls follow.
It's not that they like it, or want to wear them, though they may say they do.
They are being brainwashed into doing it. Simple as that.
I disagree with you completely crazymoronx. It seems as if you are assuming that people are unable to think for themselves, and that we are all a bunch of idiots who cannot escape from the cluches of mass-media. Sure media does have a grip upon us, but one cannot deny that people can chose to ignore it. I find the stand you are taking are making people seem like fools lacking any capacity for free will.
I happen to like panty lines. :(
Well, thongs are like boxors for girls.
Boys have the choice between boxors and briefs.
Girls have the choice between briefs or thongs.
Besides that, it is to make themselves feel sexy. o.o
I was just going to say, contrary to the other posters here, I like it when a girl bends over and I can see a thong...but then again, that just makes me a perv.
I prefered the old thread name
Most people are. If/When thongs go out of fashion you won't find nearly as many women wearing them regardless of how comfortable they say they are now.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Girls can wear boxers too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kentarou
And boys can wear thongs too. Not that I'd know about that. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I can't believe I read this entire thread. God damn, I'm bored.
Whenever I'm bored I like to glaze out to some Linus.
Beautiful, as always. Thank you for your kind contribution to alleviating my boredom, Kishi.
How many pairs have the girls around YOUR yard bought you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
If by "girls around [MY] yard" you mean yourself, 27 at the last count.
Strange, I must've been sleeppurchasing.
Well I hope you enjoy them! (how much do all those set me back?)
(also, can I borrow a pair back?)
I enjoy them like I enjoy Vin Diesel movies. (Your diginity, I am hoping)
Sure, do you want to borrow the pair with the orange stain or the green stain?
My verdict with thongs is: I appreciate the fact you have an ass to sit on, but I would not like to see it when you do so.
I got annoyed to the point of asking the girl in front of me if her ass gets cold when she sits, just cause it's hanging out of her pants.
Hmm, the orange stain is sherbert, right?
Come on now get real, it's to avoid pantylines, I can't help it if someone stares, but if they do it rises my self-esteem! *giggles*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
Close, but no. It's melted cool smiley, as it happens. Guess he wasn't so cool after all. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
(and the question of why the cool smiley was on that part of my body shall forever remain unasked, thank you all very much)
I wasn't going to ask why the cool smiley was on your head, pssy, honest I wasn't.
smurfing gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
Dude, that's the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. And also really really gross. But still hecka funny. That's right, hecka. Oh, tears of laughter are just streaming down my face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmch939
And why would you want to avoid pantylines?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley Schovitz'
I'm glad I got some responses out of that comment, as it was made in jest. I don't actually wear the same pants for weeks on end. Usually a few days and that's that, at most has been for a week (not in a row, just worn the pants a weeks-worth) but that's only during winter when there is no sweating going on. Hah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
[leeza]Do not double post. Posting more than once in a row is unsightly. Use the edit/delete button please if there is more that you wish to add to a previous post. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Pantylines look terrible with some outfits so thongs are the way to go. As with anything else though, some are comfortable and some aren't so much. It all depends on the fabric, cut, etc.
Thongs are alight, but there is no better sight onGod's green earth than a female in boyshorts. Sweet mama. I demand no less from my wife.
PS: Men in thongs should be shot on sight. There is no excuse for that at all, unless you're Italian, in which case you lack of sense is the excuse. There can never be anything attractive about a hairey arsed bulging mess looking like it's winning it's fight for freedom. Firebomb all mens thongs factories at once. And while you're at it, firebomb Italy.
I just like the word dudesmell.
Also, yay boyshorts.
Women probably wear thongs because they are going to their Grandmothers funeral (or something like that) and thought it would be disrespectful to go commando.
For me, just to avoid panty lines. But I would prefer not to wear them.
Yes, and that's sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Girls that wear thongs just look desperate and slutty... No offense meant to any thong-wearing girls. Thongs very rarely look good on guys either..
question: can you wear thongs on your head, like a hat?
There's only one way to go, and that's...COMMANDO.
Trust me on...THIS ONE.
;_;Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Summoner
Poor hsu is going to have to return all his thongs now! :(
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Originally Posted by FutureEmperor
EDIT. i do not wear thongs, nor do i propose that guys know where to look for thongs....
note unedited version ("why would i guy where a thong", yeah i know, that made no F@#&ing sense... or did it...)
i dunno why I guy would wear a thong, though it woulld appear that it would be uncomfortable, though I would not mind to try one once, just to see how it would feel.
Girls wear thongs becuase they want to.
BTW,thongs make good slingshots XD
i wear thongs but u guys whould call them flip-flops ;) (i luv being australian :p ) but they look really uncomfertableQuote:
Originally Posted by Squinn
I agree, if girls want to wear them then let them wear them. Girls ask the same question about boxers or briefs and would get the same answer.
Maybe women wear thongs to make men go insane wondering why they wear them? I don't know...
Men can never understand women.
Women can never understand men.
The mystery on why girls wear thongs?
You'll never understand...... :D
I dont know, but im not complaining.
Because they want it. You know what I mean. Strumpets, all of 'em.
I'd agree until last week, when I was sitting in class and noticed that my fly had somehow gotten unzipped and spread apart so that my briefs were more visible than I'd ever like them to be. It was kind of embarassing as it was since it took me a few minutes to notice, but what if I hadn't been wearing anything? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Yeah. Kids, don't go commando. It's for your own safety.
Because they're hot. Simple enough.
OLD THREAD REVIVAL! HALLELUJAH!
Yeah, don't revive old threads, please :)
