women are the wierdest things in the world they say stupid things like: "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" and http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3721/subbed57tr.jpg its just completely insane!
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women are the wierdest things in the world they say stupid things like: "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" and http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/3721/subbed57tr.jpg its just completely insane!
OMG SEXIST! ...He did say we were stupid. ...Kind of. :shifty:
omegaweapon2005, we'll get on just fine me and you.......
>;[ WOMEN ARE NOT WEIRD.
WE CAN DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE. CAN YOU?
Oh and Jamie star Scenario.. your sig.. ouch..
WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'
Halan girl? wan buddy list? Halanace? plz plz buddy?
God I know, Jamie star Scenario, your sig is ... painful.
Guys wouldnt last 5 minutes without women. Well, mine wouldnt.
Yeah. Men wouldn't go anywhere without women.
It's almost like being a woman, is as bad as being Scottish! ...which means I have double the pain. ;_;
Girl power and all that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]e!
Stand proud ladies!
[leeza]*snip*
We can do without posts such as this one. ~ Leeza[/leeza]
Yes, well, geez omegaweapon2005. If you don't know what's wrong, we're not going to tell you. :mad2:
And it's all just PMS, anyways.
(Yes, PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS PMS!!!!!!!!!)
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
One day I want to see pregnant man, that will be so cute. :D
die you evil women!
You must have! Junior remember?Quote:
One day I want to see pregnant man, that will be so cute.
Okay ladies, who wants to take bets on how much a pregnant man would whinge about labour pain? :grinpink:
(Is that a pregnant man or one with a prominent belly, good sir? :confused: Everyone knows the latter are more common :lol:)
Yes, we can die, then who will you have to masturbate about? Hell, my husband can't find his keys in the morning without me. He would never have clean clothes without me.
Face it, you need us...
That's in the film Junior. The guy *is* pregnant in the film... but, it is only a film. :D
Who wants to be the male guinea pig then?
AHEM SISTA!Quote:
Face it, you need us...
Something tells me that the pain of a male giving birth, would be much worse than that a female giving birth.
Ouch! >_0Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
Women are hotter than men, thus they win by default.
^Was the Cheetos cheetah a Disney character?^
Yes, because the males would die from labour pain and the women from laughing (yes, we're sadistic, we're mean, we also have PMS, lol!). Ultima Shadow speaks the truth (FOR ONCE! :p)
See, even Confucious say (I'm so sorry I have to resort to this) that behind every great man is a woman, and behind every woman is a man (checking her out). Would any man here seriously like to eliminate the woman in between and check out the first man's rear? :rolleyes2
(Why am I doing this ;_____; It's horrible!)
Amen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
I would die from laughing actually. The only time Ive seen guys with a red face and in pain is when theyve had a bad curry the night before.
Women are awesome!:jokey:
Evil women are good for men. They are the same as good women, but only more sophisticated. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005
So don't even think about killing evil women!!! (I'm an evil woman!) :moomba:
I only like the neutral genders. :barf:
(other)
:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
Women aren't too hard to understand, usually... but I have about 10 who keep begging me to father their children... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!
Oh, and I can multitask just fine. I can write poetry while singing along to a Moulin Rouge Soundtrack, while on an exercise bike.
I hate those stupid games that some girls like to play. Ugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005
I can multitask sort of well, but not when cooking. I have to be completely focused when I cook!
Men cry at night, when nobody sees them. That is usually due to un-fulfilled nuctrunal erections. Yes yes.Quote:
The only time Ive seen guys with a red face and in pain is when theyve had a bad curry the night before.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have IMPREGNATED them, then! Especially given the fact you claim to be gay, I suppose you were all like 'ooh, let's see what happens when we put THIS in THERE, oh haha this feels funny', and nine months later OMG LOL, babies all over with crazy sad women haunting you.Quote:
but I have about 10 who keep begging me to father their children... AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!!!!!
Tragic, really.
Hm. It's funny isn't it?? When a girl does stuff that boys do, the get made fun of aka when they fight hard or have muscle they get called a man, when they sleep with alot of men, yeh sure they're called whores, but when a man does that they get called playas? Then they act themselves aka girly, mysterious, etc., and they still get made fun of?? Why don't you boys leave us girls alone until you boys understand what it's like being a gash!:mad:
I didn't. They keep asking me to have sex with them so that they may have my children. I am gay, and would appreciate if you didn't treat that as a temporary or voluntary characteristic.Quote:
Originally Posted by War Angel
Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?:confused:
Ohh, pfft. Gay or straight, male or female, black or white, man or animal... there's only so much booty one can say no to.Quote:
I am gay, and would appreciate if you didn't treat that as a temporary or voluntary characteristic.
If you have to ask, you probably are. Go back to playing your Legos. I'll join you in a bit.Quote:
Woah, am I too young to read this kind of talk?
That's just uncalled for. There's no need to be so rude. If you disagree, then say so, but don't blow me off so discourteously.Quote:
Originally Posted by War Angel
Lust does not control humans. We control it.
*Injects you with a double 400mg dose of Humour and Silliness directly into your throat*Quote:
That's just uncalled for. There's no need to be so rude. If you disagree, then say so, but don't blow me off so discourteously.
Lust does not control humans. We control it.
There. That should do the trick. Welcome to EoFF. :)
I don't wanna be human, then! :PQuote:
Lust does not control humans. We control it.
Give Up! Just freaking give up! If your still trying to understand them thats just sad! Men and women tend to be totally different from one another, but you know what? I couldn't be happier about that. The last thing I want to think about a girl is "She reminds me so much of a man!".
I like women. I just can't tolerate too much of the dumb stereotype's ie they like money, hulky boyfriend's, are usually shallow, and have a bad personality. Yet they seem to be pretty as smurfing hell...and you can't...for some reason...look away when you see them. Its sad really. Can't wait for the cyborg chicks to be invented. :love:
Sometimes, women only say "if you dont know whats wrong im not gonna tell you" because we're too nice to say, "You goddamn idiot, are you so smurfing retarded that you don't even notice when you're acting like a prick?" :)
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Originally Posted by omegaweapon2005
dont be sexist.
im sure they could say exactly the same thing to our gender 0_o....
and, leave blackrose (aka. mimiru's alter ego) alone.
im a manly man, only not really all the time thought. i just went shopping in dots for mokosin (sp?) boots, flares, and a shirt and purse to match, and then jump on my gba(thats nearly dead :\) as soon as i get home. i guess i really am hard to understand. i dress semi-girlish, yet i act like a guy 90% of the time :\
Ultima Shadow speaks the truth to which I agree with completely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
I don't find women all that funny. I can't even think of five good female comedians.
Ew women.
I like men better. :)
Just two? That's sad.Quote:
>;[ WOMEN ARE NOT WEIRD.
WE CAN DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE. CAN YOU?
I can read a book, play a video game AND watch a television show, while absorbing all of them at once, just pulling something off the top of my head. Dividing my attention is no difficult task.
What I'd give to get Asorie in here.
The arrogance on both teams needs to stop, you're making both genders look bad. PMS isn't the cause of every bad mood. And neither is a guy's bad attitude. Women can sometimes just be plain emotional. And guys can sometimes just be plain assholes. Stop mis-representing. I hate the inconsiderate lack of understanding and compassion here. I like women, but if they're gonna laugh if I'm in pain (unless it is funny) then forget those girls.
OMG lolz, oldbies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
Asorie and Britt.
Someone can't take a joke. *rolleyes*Quote:
Originally Posted by Vyk
took the words right outta my mouth. and after that i looked at your location and started to laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craig
haw haw?
I agree because if I dont, there will be no one to clean my dishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tsukasa
The majority of men and women are all the same, based on the fact that they all conform to a stereotype. It doesn't really matter how their dull conformist ways differ, all that matters is that their conformists, there is really no great mystery. Both most men and women conform to societys standard of what they should be.
It seems like alot of women are now preaching superiority instead of equality. I hate it when they do that. :cry: Cocky-ness is mean! :mad2:
Thats why you wanted to know the dream huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by [:..x.ffd.lil.one.x..:]
:jokey:
True that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Jokes I don't mind ;D Sexism and Femenism however are grating. Speaking of which, if it descriminates women why is it generalized as Sexism? Women get their own form of sexism: feminism. Is there a masculinism?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jebus
Yes. It's called 'reality as it is and how it should be'. :)Quote:
Is there a masculinism?
LMAO VENOM!! :D This whole conversation is making me self-consious!! Don't ask why but it does!!
The person that made this thread is pretty funny I guess.
thats strange but i do recall a certain person posting a pic of an empty room with the caption "this is the room full of people who find you funny"
That picture makes her butt look pretty nice, really.
12-25-2005, 06:41 AM
02-25-2006, 08:50 AM
Sorry, but that date had a 1 in it, not just a two.
(posting in things from christmas is just not acceptable in general chat!)