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for many centuries humankind has questioned themselves with many difficult to answer questions like "what is a son of a bitch", "what came first the chicken or the egg" and "where did I leave that remote?".
After doing some pointless research I have found some sort of answer to the chicken or egg debatement but first lets hear your theories, it don't have to be serious just don't spam, spam makes you a son of a bitch, ok people speak!!
That sonofabitch Chicken.
I think the egg came first. Reasoning, I dunno. Just sounds logical!
My answer is very technical, how can a chicken be a sonofabitch?
you know when sex cells meet in animals like chickens they produce the first main cell in the egg called a Zygote.
Also there's evolution, DNA mutations is evolution and DNA mutations can only happen in the Zygote stage and the Zygote is in the egg.
Before chickens there were non chickens, slowly they evolved because of DNA changes in the egg from the Zygote cell, eventually after evolution took it's course you got the egg laying funky feathered farm critters we have today.
KFC invented chicken duh
http://www.basc1.com/Dining_Services/images/kfc.gif
That's a lie Manus. you don't know what's really in that so called chicken, if it is chicken!
KFC does fake chicken so it don't get sued, lol.
Well at least the real facts will shut up some smart arses for a few minutes untill they come up with something smarter.
Egg ---> Chicken ---> KFC
..but you need a Chicken to MAKE the egg?
Chickens are forced to work in egg sweatshops in Kenya with no payQuote:
Originally Posted by Zeldy
A friend of mine once said, "The chicken. Who would lay the egg otherwise?"
By the way WHERE THE SMURF IS MY REMOTE!!!!!1!!!
Mitch laid the egg
Useful page on the subject
Doesn't really answer it though
Yes you can. :(Quote:
For example, you cannot find a job without work experience...
ok let me explain this again, if evolution is correct than this is it.
in nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first cell of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote. Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken. Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.
Balls can you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainecloud
Also: The chicken came first. The egg will come last, for it is part of the Omegga.
God created the chicken. Chicken laid the egg. Easy.
Chiiiiiiiiiicky^_^
Chicken tastes better than eggs, also.
lol, we're not creationists here, I'm an atheist and I stand by the theory of evolution, my theory which is basically basic facts and research put together makes sense to people who believe in evolution, so what if you believe god did it fine by me but going deeper to find what the real fact is is more fun.
I know I'm a nerd....
I cannot stand eating chicken stuff tastes horrible but chicken curry, yummm.
Who created God?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yumyums
I should of seen that coming.
Chickens evolved from non chickens ok, but to evolve mutations and changes within DNA are needed and that can only happen within the egg so the egg came first, that sums up that big theory thingy.
this is confusing!!!!!!
God's Mum and Dad had sexual intercourse.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
The egg....whatever laid the egg wasn't quite a chicken in the truest sense of the work, as chickens were bred to become the creatures they are today.
I say the chicken but i cant explain.
Why? I have no idea.
Well... this questions just like asking some of the many unanswerable questions that scientists conjure up to confuse us.
Great, Ill be thinking of this all night, Thanks :mad:
Forget the chicken and the egg, who doesn't know what a son of a bitch is?! except you Bladen.
jecht is a bitch,
tidus is what you call a son of a bitch
Ooooh you bitch!
Religious fool.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yumyums
God is infinite and is thus exempt from your time/space laws. God is an eternal loop of spirit that crosses the bars of the past and present nevertense.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
So God created the chicken. The chicken then laid the egg, which ended up on my breakfast plate before travelling down into my stomach, through my digestive tract and out into the toilet when I took a poop this morning.
And that was the evolution of my breakfast yesterday.
I don't give a **** what came first:)
According to what I learned in Botany, the egg came first.
Ok you have your answer thread closed:)
the Archaeoptyrx
The(SPOILER)Egg came first:)
The chicken clearly came first. But obviously, there were many creatures that came before the chicken, until evolution took place. I think it's just clear logic that if matter was just CREATED, a creature with the ability to reproduce would be created, rather than the egg itself.
what came first the human or the embryo? Human 99% sure... i mean... and egg is not just going to be created outta nothing. But whereas a chicken could of evolved from an amoeba or sumfin. But don't ask me...
the smurfing egg came first dammit.
(SPOILER)srsly
The thread ias a disscusion on ideas and views of the question so don't modwhore and demand the thread closed Sora, don't even try because Proto or Crash will own you at it.
Technically the question is near impossible to answer because of so many theories and stuff.
Alright people I'm feelinglazy so you name the theories yourselves.
I was going to say "Chicken! Who would have cared for the egg?" but now I think that the egg came first. My sister is gonna kill me, though.
Who cares? Not me man!