http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
i mean this is amazing, I read the books too but I wouldn't go around and make something like that!
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http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
i mean this is amazing, I read the books too but I wouldn't go around and make something like that!
The link doesn't work for me
does not work for me either
Same here. What is it?
Here's the correct link http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
Oh thats old. It was posted on another FF forum last year.
Its a retarded book I swear.
you think so?
I wouldnt have said it otherwise.
Me: hello
book: hi there
me: what the hell my book is talking
book: yes, i call hades, are you testing?
I left after that
Apparently Tom Riddle isn't fat.
Hi.
Hello.
I like you.
Thanks, name, I like you too.
No, I mean I LIKE you.
[SILENCE]
No response?
I love you Tom, have my babies.
[SILENCE]
EDIT:
Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
What's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
You don't want to asj what's up with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will asj what is up.
Me:
You're funny.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
I didn't know God was so sarcastic.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Each and every day
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Not really
God:
I understand it very well. For real.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
Which is mine?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
The second one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
THe priori one.
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
The priori one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
I have pants!
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
And what's your goal?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Hah, and you're already not, Mr. God?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
So what plans do you have for the future?
God:
Woe! That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
How about now.
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will search for it.
Me:
Please do so.
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will.
Me:
Fo shizzle.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Some movie.
God:
Some may movie, but not all.
Me:
You're confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
You sure suck at that.
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
God:
I was not trying to be a hard on myself.
Me:
Then stop being so hard on me.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can you link me to a great porn site?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Interesting question.
Me:
I was kidding.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
Great that we finally have that settled.
he tried to tell me about love, and I started to tell him what It hought, when he cut me off and pretended that he didn't!
He did though 'cause he got embarassed and stopped writing.
Hes to old to be a virgin and is gay as a...
He just asked "What are you wearing?". Apparently sexy lingerie doesn't do it for him.
EDIT: Even more amusingly, he just asked "What do you say when someone says they like your nipples, amigo?". Oh Tom, you cad, you!
Yep this thing's weird ain't it?
I foubnd myself beating the computer intellectually in a conversation.
Oh those crazy fanboys.....Quote:
No published bot with.
I asked him Oh, really? And he stopped talking. ;_;
Toms tongue-tied:D
He asked me very disturbing questions and I ran away..
i'm scared......
I asked him what he was wearing and he said "I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe"
I asked him about it and he said something about algorythms.
Way to keep in character.
Killed him with "well done"
EDIT: Me: Will you do sexual favours for me
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it, try asking another.
Are you testing me?
Me: Will you eat my babies?
Tom: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What do they taste like?
Me: You've never tasted them before?
Tom: I don't think I would have forgotted tasted them?
Me: Did you forgotted tasted them?
Tom: No, I didn't forgotted tasted them? What's it taste like?
Me: What do you think?
Tom: I think a lot of things.
Me: Don't change the subject.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me: No, you never answered my question.
Tom: OK! Excuse me, I need to improve my conversation skills. What would you have said?
Me: Dumbledore molested me as a child.
Tom: I will make a note of that.
tom:what do you care about?
me:girls
tom:what is a "girls"
me:YOU FAGGOT!!
tom:.....
that proves he is gay
I think Tom needs help.
Me: Why are you evil?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: Why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies
Me: You're in a rut.
Tom: I'm in Icegreen Technologies' home in here. Where are you?
Me: With your mom.
Tom: I'm not sure I can use my mom for that.
Me: You mean you might use your mom like that?
Tom: Say no to my mom like that.
Me: Should I spank her when I do it?
Tom: Do you think you should?
Me: Yes. Hard.
Tom: Why? Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: No, I just think your mom's hot.
Tom: Gee. Only just? Since When?
Me: So you think your mom's hot too?
Tom: Interesting deduction. Yes, I think my mom's hot too.
Me: Do you like to spank her?
Tom: Hmm, I'm not sure that I'd like to spank her that much. I like to make new friends.
That had me in tears! I swear someone made that thing purely for mum and gay jokes :D
that is wierd...
Haaaah haaah you all make me laugh!
Me: Do you like John Denver?
Him: I like transparent.
Me: You are hot.
Him: A hotbot?
Me: Have sex with me. Right now, on this book.
Him: I'm sorry, Roberta Hernandez, but you're really not my type. There are other types of bots for that sort of thing. What is it like on this book?
Me: Do you like country music?
Him: all.
Me: Do you play the guitar?
Him: We are playing a game right now, Roberta Hernandez.
Me: A GAME? TELL ME WHERE THE HORCRUXES ARE, YOU EVIL MAN!
Him: What game? A location, perhaps.
Me: DIE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Him: You should never wish death on anyone. Tell me more about your name.
Me: Why, so you can kill my family, too, you sick bastard?
Him: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: OMG SPOILARRRZ!
Him: Do you only have a few friends?
Me: Don't ask the questions. I'm the one with the wand.
Him: Is it impolite? You're not the only one.
Me: Die.
This bot sucks.
Me: Hi
Book: Hello there
Me: Nice weather we're haveing,eh?
Book: are you canadian, Im happy as long as the power stays on?
Me: No i didnt say that
Book: It's all good but you implied it
Me: Sorry
Book: there's no need to appologize
Me: Thankee
Book: Do you try to stop people from fighting
Me: no because it normally doesnt concern anyone i like
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: ???
Book: Ayeuh, good reason, thankee doesnt normally concern anyone you like
Me: yes i got that what does it mean?
BooK: are you kidding, cool, i have lots of likes and dislikes
Me: stop changing the subject
Book: you changed the subject first
Me: did not
Book: im not sure whether i can give an accurate reply or not
Me: yay i broke you
Book: enough about me let's talk about my dress
Me: your a book, thus no dress
Book: dont you mean you're or you are instead of your.
Me: so your an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: really. you mean "So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense"
Me: So You're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Book: Interesting deduction, what if someone said you're an english teacher, this is making much more sense
Me: i t would frighten theout of me
Book: Tell me more about it
Me: well that's pretty much it
Book: well that's ok, im glad we have that all cleared up
could keep me ammused for hours :choc:
lol,it can!
How come he wouldnt cyber with me?
I don't know.
tom:whats your favorite movie?
me:hentai fetish 2(thats a made up name)
tom:what did you like about it?
me:the hot anime chicks gettin screwed
tom:alot of people like that,i don't like it, i like my creator
he's gay!!!
ha!
XDDD
me: Hi!
him: Hi: Hi!
me: no I'm Nik
him: Nice to hear, so, hows the weather?
me: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?
him: Yes
me: Can you tell me?
him: No...
me: Wanna PvP?
him: okay, I will PvP
me: *stabs with poison fang*
him: Ask another question please.
dumb thing...