Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime cartoon

*** Bert is now known as Chuck_Noris
* OptimusPrime high-fives Chuck Norris
<OptimusPrime> right on
<OptimusPrime> Optimus Prime and Chuck Norris as a crime figfhting duo would kick major ass
* Chuck_Noris high-fives Prime
<Chuck_Noris> yes!
<OptimusPrime> optimus would transform into the semi and chuck would ride inside
<OptimusPrime> and then they'd get to the crime and chuck would jump out of the door and kung-fu some dude in the head going 80 mph and optimus would jump into the air and transform and do five flips before landing on the ground and grabbing a car and throwing it into a gas station that's actually a meth lab and blowing it all up
<Chuck_Noris> I am so making a cartoon on this!
<OptimusPrime> it would rule
<Chuck_Noris> Of Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime saving th world form evil

Wouldn't a cartoon with Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime as a crime fighting duo rock?

No, no it wouldn't.

Are we talking Delta Force Chuck Norris or Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris?

Delta Force would be like, driving Optimus Prime out of planes mid-air to save the world from terrorists.

Infinite fun.

xD

That would so rock...

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Originally Posted by Lindy

Delta Force would be like, driving Optimus Prime out of planes mid-air to save the world from terrorists.

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You just wrote our second episode!

:D

what's optimus prime?

Excellent start to an excellent series. :thumb:

I vote against this series is a vote for communism.

I didn't die in two wars just for the reds to take over!

*assasinates Lindy*

That rocks, you need better images and more violence!

latter tonight chapter two shall eb upon us!

...I love you.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

I think I just creamed my pants.

I should have a comic ready by tomorrow afternoon. Not enough time at the moment. :(

I think the question is, could it possibly NOT rock?

That answer, my friends, is no.

That's awesome. xD

I'm glad that someone linked Ultimate Showdown. The song for it is godly, Neil Cicierga (the guy who did the song) is amazing. *reads his LJ regularly*

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Wouldn't a cartoon with Chuck Norris and Optimus Prime as a crime fighting duo rock?

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Yes, yes it would. Without a doubt.

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Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

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Damn. You beat me to it. I was going to post that.

Chuck Norris sucks.

NO. That's it I now hate you!

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Chuck Norris sucks.

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smurf you.

Chuck Norris says "I am no match for any mere mortal" in the second-to-last frame. I think that's the opposite of what you were trying to say. :p

Yes, I was actually in the middle of a fight with my mom while making the comic xD. She wasn't happy about me not listening and instead playign with pictures of Chuck Norris xD. Which just made things worse for me. Ha! look what I do for you EoFF look!

Wasim Akram is crying bitter tears due to being upstage by Chuck Norris as the new EoFF fad. :p

Chuck is much MUCH better.

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Originally Posted by Bert

Chuck is much MUCH better.

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Much much better. xD Wasim needs to use his nose get women happy, but Chuck just needs to point in their direction.

xD

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Chuck Norris sucks.

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You just earned yourself a cameo pal! :mad2:

See, I told you. Chuck is a fad now, which gives me the opportunity to flaunt the fact that I was way ahead of the times. *flaunts*

Behind the Scenes Episode 1 Today we find our heros kicking back to some well-deserved barbeque.

Chuck Norris isn't even in the level below Wasim. :D

Edit: And he still sucks. :D

Edit2: And he's also German.

Edit3: Click here. Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!

Behind the Scenes Episode 2 Optimus has been given the honor of singing the national anthem at a baseball game.
Chuck notices a communist not recognizing the glory of the fair maiden that is his nation!

*nosebleeds* from Chuck Prime/Optimus Norris...

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Edit3: Click here. Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!

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Yeah, but that's MTV (which sucks) and Walker, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris (which sucks).

He looks like Mark Hamill in the second panel of the baseball fight.

More proof that Chuck Norris rules.

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Originally Posted by Kyono

Chuck Norris isn't even in the level below Wasim. :D

Edit: And he still sucks. :D

Edit2: And he's also German.

Edit3: Click here. Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!

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And too bad it's jackie chan :p

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

More proof that Chuck Norris rules.

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Come again?

Have any of you ever seen such a manly man? I think not, and this is his story.

"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you . . ."

This mans careers has spanned from local doormat, and traveling salesman, to attempted ninja ass kicker. His newest calling employs the deep voice approach. But first before I become incoherent with rage, let me tell you a story. A story of a young man whom some would call a hero.

Born to a crazy virgin mountain lady, Chuck (as he was named for the motion his mother usually employed to kill him -> i.e. She would "chuck" him off the nearest cliff) was able to save an entire village of Pigmies right after his birth. These Pigmies were experiencing the coldest winter on record. And since these Pigmies did not keep records it must have been a cold one.

The people were freezing and complaining as Pigmies often do, about the food, the clothing they don't have, and the bitter cold. Chuck interrupted their complaining by crawling over and starting a fire. It wasn't unusual that a five-month-old baby was smarter than a whole village of adult Pigmies, but it was unusual that he started the fire with the hair on his chest. He just picked up two Pigmies and rubbed their skulls on his baby chest and they promptly underwent human combustion.

The Pigmies had a feast and fire that night; the daemons were kept at bay by a simple baby.


"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you . . ."



EDIT:http://www.gijoecanada.com/images/be...0force%201.JPG
EDIT 2: xD omfg http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/diet.php

I think it would be cool considering the fact it would be a crack up and all........i would actualy love it! :love:

[21:33] * Chuck-the-mighty-Norris roundhouse kicks Dan
[21:33] * Kyono|Ashes feels nothing, for Chuck Norris is a weakling
[21:34] -Chuck-the-mighty-Norris- :(
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- Optimus Prime is totally carrying his sorry ass
[21:34] * Chuck-the-mighty-Norris pees on Dan
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- See, I told you
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- German
[21:34] -Chuck-the-mighty-Norris- xD

Chuck Norris is just like o rly, only less intelligent and not as useful.

Behind the Scenes Episode 3 Chuck and Optimus are on vacation when disaster strikes!
Flexing his abs, Chuck uses the resulting shockwaves to cause a rockslide that diverts the lava flow into the river. (Yeah, he's that awesome.)

I believe that is the best one yet.