Ray Comfort: Banana vs Apple

Ray Comfort challenged! Banana vs apple! Line of argument:

Banana - Apple:

• Is shaped for human hand - Perfectly shaped for ranged combat
• Has non-slip surface - Aerodynamic and nearly point-symmetrical, thus flies perfectly under normal weather conditions
• Has outward indicators of inward content:
  
  1. Green = too early - Small = Too light
  2. Yellow = just right - Full-grown = Hard and thus perfect during the collision
  3. Black = too late - Black = Too soft for inflicting pain
• Has a tab for removal of wrapper - Has a stern for removal from the target
• Is shaped for human mouth - Is shaped for the heads of all mammals
• Has a point at top for ease of entry - Doesn't require any fletchery skills to make
• Is pleasing to taste buds - Helps physists when falling on heads
• Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy - Firm, making it possible to eat after the throw

Bananas are disgusting.

I hope rubah weapon gets shipwrecked on an island named Banana Island.

Banana's are a sexy shape

What?

Apples are better because if you can crush one in your hand it means you're a badass.

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Originally Posted by Levian

I hope rubah weapon gets shipwrecked on an island named Banana Island.

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Ironically, the only fruits that grow on Banana Island are kiwis.

I'm down with that.

nik0tines sig is the best on EoFF

This is a poor versus topic.

You're trying to compare ease of eating to ranged combat!

Haha, you saw that video? xD Ray Comfort is possibly the most suggestive name ever, for some reason. Especially how he was talking about bananas so vigoriously.

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Originally Posted by Rye

Haha, you saw that video? xD Ray Comfort is possibly the most suggestive name ever, for some reason. Especially how he was talking about bananas so vigoriously.

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Not really. Anyone knows where I can download it?

I dunno, I got linked to the video Google page of it, but I forgot the page. Sowwy. :(

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Originally Posted by Rye

I dunno, I got linked to the video Google page of it, but I forgot the page. Sowwy. :(

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Heh, I saw the Video Google link. It doesn't run on my PC:mad:

There you go.

I have never wanted to kill another human being as badly as I did after watching that...

Some other gems:

Homosexuals go to hell

Rock music is the Devil

EDIT: Oh right, the Apple would pwn

I wasn't really offended, even though he called atheists dumb many times, because it was too funny. He had the most random theories ever, like leaves being lined up 7 in a row being a sign that God exists. xD

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Originally Posted by Lindy

This is a poor versus topic.

You're trying to compare ease of eating to ranged combat!

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Hmm... You know, it's not really about eating and combat. Both are idiotic and out-dated theories by design, with the same purpose.

EDIT: You cannot watch the Google videos unless you are in one of the countries it accepts. I'm not in one, though it's kinda silly that Western Europe isn't listed. Anyhow, if you do not have ID hidding software, got to http://www.the-cloak.com and watch it through the ID-Cloaking Server. Works fine:)

EDIT2: Watched it! Pathetic. Could they select even stupider people to enlighten them. The funny thing is that the person never really seemed to believe in God after their successful session.:p

Nice try of brain washing though. I don't want anyone here to get offended, but this is the simples version of the theory by design that you learn in philosophy. Has quite a number of hole in it, by the way.:)

Boomerang - Handgrenade.

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Originally Posted by Soul of Tarsis

There you go.

I have never wanted to kill another human being as badly as I did after watching that...

Some other gems:

Homosexuals go to hell

Rock music is the Devil


EDIT: Oh right, the Apple would pwn

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I giggled uucontrollably.

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Originally Posted by Miriel

I giggled uucontrollably.

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Yeah. I though it was weird, in the rock one, that he actually got on the nerves of the already Christian fellow.

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Originally Posted by Levian

I hope rubah weapon gets shipwrecked on an island named Banana Island.

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With nothing but bananas and deadly snakes on it too! And no kiwis either!

I prefer apple juice to banana juice, so I'll go with apple.

I'm going to have to support my friend, 'the Athiests nightmare', in this one.

The question is, why did God create humans with souls who eat bananas and not banana with souls who eat humans. Any suggestions?

GO BANANA!

*throws apples at everyone who posted here, making sure to throw two at the guy who said something anti-homosexual, then vanishes*