Jesus Is Alive Again For the 3rd Time

Today I saw a guy, not just any guy but Very special guy! I laughed and went to my friends and said, "Guys I had an epiphany."
They questioned me, "What do you mean?"
"I just saw Jesus! And he smelled like marijuana!"
Alas they laughed and laughed and i had to point him out to them. It seemed as heaven itself shone it's light down upon him. Then i noticed he was just standing under a light. I thought he made his water to wine but noticed it was just a red Gatorade. I went up to Jesus, "Jesus our loud and savior, where have you been? Have you come to save us from this horrid world?"
He smiled at me then just busted out laughing like a little school girl. Jesus was completely baked.

Completely true story!!!!!!!!




So there's a point to this post, have you seen any look alikes in your life, such as my jesus?

Lots'a people call me Jesus in 4th period.

Well, I haven't seen any "look-alikes". Unless cosplay counts.

Jesus was in my government class in high school. He totally had a thing for me. It was gross.

My best friends dad looks just like Jesus, beard and long slicked back hair, we used try to have him bless us before our football games, he'd give us the WTF look.

My own personal Jesus. Not only did he look like Jesus, but he created the greatest forum of all time, even if he rarely posted on it.

I saw a man dressed like Jesus, carrying a cross along side the highway. I thought about running him over, but decided that would be illegal. So I just threw my milkshake on him.

There's a girl in my Christian morality class that reminds me of a (this) pornstar (no pic included, due to the prude leaders of EoFF).

I used to have a math teacher who looked like a female-Santa Claus... Which is kinda disturbing o_O

Viggo's Aragorn = Jesus

I see lookalikes all the time. You should see Award Guy, he looks exactly like me.

nope, never seen a jesus lookalike. what is he supposed to look like anyway???

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Originally Posted by yunalesca_vs_yuna

what is he supposed to look like anyway???

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Like this:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...mages/4810.jpg

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

My own personal Jesus. Not only did he look like Jesus, but he created the greatest forum of all time, even if he rarely posted on it.

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Seriously. Too bad Jesus got dumped. ;_____; I miss him, he should come back, even if just to #eoff... which I don't go to.

Some guy dressed up as Jesus for halloween and he looked like him a lot. xD

In high school I used to hear I look like Marilyn Manson a lot. After High School I heard I looked like Kurt Cobain a lot. I'm not sure which to believe, if either.

I used to have a friend whose name was Jesus, but was pronouced Hay soos, (I think. Something Spanish anyways). Other than that. I have not seen a lookalike.

Jesus isnt white, end of story. :p

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Originally Posted by The Mighty Sabotender

Like this:

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...mages/4810.jpg

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If I was drinking milk, it woulda shot out my nose just now....

My friend Paul(not Psy.) looks like Jesus. It's his nickname, in fact.

People tell me my dad looks like Harrison Ford :eep: There was also this guy on a soccer team we played against that we called little Jesus cuz he looked like a really short Jesus.

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Originally Posted by Malevolence

My friend Paul(not Psy.) looks like Jesus. It's his nickname, in fact.

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We call my friend Shane Jesus! xD

According to this thread, plenty of people look like Jesus. If the pictures we see of Jesus are accurate, as are your lookalikes, you have to wonder why Jesus would be given such a common face. Surely being a lot better looking would have done him some good as well?, it would have encouraged more people to listen to his preaching. Anyway, I saw a guy who looked just like George Lucas in Tesco a few days ago. And me and my mother, are buying a beauty salon off a woman who looks just like Jennifer Connelly. There is a guy I often see in Chester, who looks just like Einstein, my dad once sung an Einstein related song at him, and he wasn't amused, everyone else was though. Since then he's looked upon us with disdain, and now we sing the song everytime he's in earshot.

I'm often confused with Jesus.

Kid rock looks just like jesus.

It must be cool to look like Jesus

Walking on water alone would be awesome.

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Originally Posted by Hawkeye

Walking on water alone would be awesome.

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The Bible never said liquid water.

Yeah every winter I spend a LOT of time walking on water.