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HOW COULD HE? BRING BACK WASIM!
EDIT: Just kidding, I don't really care.
Yeah, I saw this a few days ago and lol'ed.
I only liked it for the Banana Splits theme tune.
(I italicised that because I'm pretentious)
I always thought he'd be too busy roundhouse kicking orphans to write books.
I stand very much corrected.
That's obviously a fake. Everybody knows Chuck Norris is illiterate.
Foo' Chuck Norris INVENTED litteracy.
NEVER!
Chuck Norris knows everything
chck norris is a bozo:mad:
When was Chuck Norris not a sellout? I thought that's why we liked him.
Chuch Norris is just a fad anyway. Like Wasim Akram, o rly, or hats...
Do what he says and buy his books
Worse people wrote books... like Hitler.
Vin Diesel handed the world over to the Greek god, Atlas, and said, “Here, you take it for a while.”
Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
Vin Diesel has a collection of mounted Oompa Loompa heads in his den
Rock beats scissors. Paper beats rock. Vin Diesel beats the Dutch.
Vin Diesel's blood type is "bastard".
On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Ever wonder why the little mermaid couldn't walk or talk after becoming human? Vin Diesel just got through with her.
In 2005, Vin Diesel entered a Cannonball Contest at his neighborhood pool. The death toll is still rising.
Most men walk down several roads to gain the right to be called men. Vin Diesel walked down the autobahn, causing several deaths in the process.
Everytime a child finds his faith, an angel gets its wings. Everytime an angel gets it's wings, Vin Diesel shoots it down with a rocket launcher, which is ironicly located in his pelvic region.
Vin Diesel single handedly ended World War II by calling hitler up in his bunker and demanding that her kill himself.
Vin Diesel has two speeds.
Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris didn’t write that book, he just roundhouse-kicked pieces of paper until they became great literature.
He did the same thing with the Bible.
Good point.
Ah, true. Okay, I don't feel upset anymore. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Soul of Tarsis
:whaaa: :eyebrow:
*walks away slowly*
Your hating on Chuck Norris is a clear sign of envy.
Envy nothing. He is a false idol and he must be destroyed.
Admit it, you want to see through the eyes of a Ranger, and then save the world from terrorists after leaping out of a plane with no parachute.
Oh I get it now.
You're jealous because people like Chuck Norris now instead of Wasim Akram.
IT ALL FALLS INTO PLACE.
I can't believe I didn't see it before.
Nah, see, I was never all for Wasim being spammed as hard as he was anyway. Besides, Wasim will always have a home at Aiyon. Chuck will die a lonely old man, wishing he had half the suaveness Mr.T's mohawk had.
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
He knows we're onto him.
Never mind Chuck Norris:mad: Bruce Lee is the best.
That wasn't crying. It was just years of built-up sweat that happened to leave via his eyes at that moment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
If thats true, Chuck Norris has B.O in his eyelashes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxx Power